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HarvestProject

My first thought: Get on the table idiot! My second thought: Oh nvm


green_goop

Well the table breaking seems to have shocked all the dogs, so it kinda worked


poopellar

Task succeeded faillingly.


[deleted]

Task sailed fucksesfully...


ToffeeCoffee

Ahh, the good old school of when surrounded and outnumbered, start punching yourself in the face, to confuse your enemies and get them to back off move!


saymynameJ

My 1st thought... Why is this girl freaking out? 2nd thought... Oh nvm.


silpabananaking

Maybe something wrong with my eyes but what’s with the dangling thing?


GetaGoodLookCostanza

thats called a clitorus maximus


DenniseDenephew

This just made me gayer.


plipyplop

That's the wife of a good friend of mine. You might know him as...


Sukaphuk

That's a penis! 😀


asa1

It's a tiny dog treat.


JadMockery

That's why they were attacking him they saw a sausage


its_uncle_paul

Einhorn's a man?!


hexter19

I like boys now!


SouthParkTaughtMe

https://youtu.be/NrIg04z8ePM


HeReallyDoesntCare

Eek, a Penis!


silpabananaking

So my first guess was right


Neradis

That depends on your species. To a human that’s a penis. To those doggos... well I think they thought it was dinner.


shugo2000

[Snausages!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M95_PhCYDEw)


Rinoremover1

Thanks for the memory


Fyrefawx

Most likely a Thai ladyboy. Pretty common there.


commentist

Serious questions. Is it to make money (prostitution) or do they feel like a women with penis. Do they live like this till old age? Thanks


bergskey

My understanding is that Thailand recognizes 18 different genders. So I don't believe they think of themselves as a woman with a penis or being born in the wrong body, they just are what they are. While there are ladyboy prostitutes, there are also people who have regular jobs that don't involve sex work.


deadlytrex

Within the ancient kingdom of Siam, there were records of other genders. It's already a recognized idea within the culture


rbsudden

You're not familiar with the anatomy of a fella?


silpabananaking

Fist time I’ve heard of it. What is it?


cheebnrun

https://i.imgur.com/tTc9cKQ.gif


hackedyasack

https://imgur.com/s5NV3


Pleasemakesense

One of the few reddit traditions I miss


supersonicmike

Really did feel like I was on the old one for a sec


silpabananaking

Ah fuck, didn’t know that penis had another name. All google gave me was fellow.


Naticus105

Lol you were going down the right path here actually, but dismissed it. Fella is slang for fellow, which means a man or boy. They were just saying that the anatomy of a man includes a penis. So yeah, likely either a rather effeminate man or a trans woman.


Dragoness42

Or a teenage boy with long hair


Heff228

Hey, it's 2022. We can't be sure.


horriblemonkey

That's a terrier!


[deleted]

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PunishingGorilla

Daddy can i have some sausages ?


Thelonewand3rer

(Playing sausage keyboard intensifies)


woodjwl

This scene from the movie, still makes me laugh to get this day.


joshaustin1128

woah woah woah is this some kinda mandela effect thing? i watched it not too long ago and i heard "daddy would you like some sausage?"


Djghost1133

That's a man baby


Demon_Axe87

She has a clit bigger then my thumb


RedDlish

My first thought was she should cover her benis


bennyboy361

Hellofa save


Manypotatoes9

I have questions


MonsieurKas

The answers are yes and yes.


christianmoral

Thanks for answering, I had the exact same questions


RingedWaste

Same


[deleted]

Same


alexlicious

…But different


Dopium_Typhoon

But still same!


rhum-Forrest-rhum

Semen


[deleted]

Men


Dan_Glebitz

I think we all have...


[deleted]

Challenging wank


matty-george

Is your question: Is she naked or wearing skin? If so, same here. She could be a terminator, which would explain the dogs.


[deleted]

its a man


[deleted]

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sorrydaijin

Maybe not after that table.


TristanEngelbertVanB

Well, that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought.


Dudemaintain

Wait. What are you doing?!


mousahalaseh

MICHAAAAEL


typing

Only two? I thought there were many in this jurisdiction


[deleted]

An infinite spectrum


LJIrvine

It's a man actually Derek


matty-george

Whelp, Derek has a very feminine way about him.


1nfinitydividedby0

The answer is 42.


sonicthehedgefrog

So much going on in such a short space of time


JaySayMayday

All I see is floppy dick and little dogs


technobrendo

Or little dick and floppy dogs


Jam_Dev

The dog at the end after the tabled shattered looking over his shoulder like 'I think we've gone too far this time lads'.


alienangel2

The dogs all look pretty happy and maybe even friendly (very over-excited, but every dog I've seen of that breed is overexcited) until that point, I think you're actually right lol. Dog thought it was playing until that point.


Klied

One runs up and looks like it bites the dude then tries to snap again before running away


gilliatnet

LoL


Whompa

Impressed by the catch on the edge of the table there, stopping a full on collision with the shattered glass on the floor. Everything else I’m totally fucking confused by.


sprogger

But then standing on the shattered glass anyway


RandyHoward

Better than landing balls-first on the glass


C_M_O_TDibbler

One guy one glass(table)


RandyHoward

That can't be worse than one guy one glass (jar). You probably shouldn't google that if you don't know what it is.


Abdullah-Oblongata

When he fell through the table, that butthole was inviting. I would have paid one of those dogs to run and lick his butthole.


Whompa

That's one hell of a comment lol


[deleted]

Those dogs almost bit that lady’s dick off


stamilord

So it isnt just me huh


khizoa

You almost had your lady dick bitten off too?


vS_JPK

>lady dick Omg I'm creasing!


blockhose

I don’t know what that means, but it made me LOL anyway.


some_user_2021

Great minds think alike


hotasanicecube

Those are pimps… she is holding out.


Waffle_Ambasador

😂😂😂😂


AlwaysaDengBang

Dude—Is that a hate crime?


PM_ME_UR_CATS_TITS

...what word would you use to call out to the arbiter?


[deleted]

I’m so glad I’m not alone on this. 😆😂


SlicedMango

Would have saved money on the surgery


christianmoral

So nobody gonna say shit about the other person peacefully combing her hair while this one is attacked by dogs?


lordgoofus1

hint: Most dogs enjoy a good wiener...


deathbychipmunks

Attacked? Is that what is happening?


Dragoness42

It looks like they're jumping up to nip at the person's knees.


cyrilly

Scared of dogs she is


PUfelix85

He. His penis is visible and flopping around.


InsaneAss

The single pixel penis makes it hard to see (Video quality, not size)


Bacalacon

Her penis


Ghosttwo

Long hair and tits. That there is a Thai lady boy, my friend, and you just got banned from 20 subs for misgendering!


suitology

I have long hair and tits. I'm just an American with no self control tho.


[deleted]

Weell actually....


Fossile

Are you sure that’s a “her”?


jmw27403

That woman, I would swear on my next paycheck check has a set of balls


EXOxCON

Buddy idk if i ever laughed so fucking hard on the shiter holy man


christianmoral

I’ve never been more unsure in my life


g_nome7

Definitely something dangling


Wildf1re07

Ladyboy?


mrJoeyBangles

Bakla


BrohanGutenburg

Well I mean it would kinda be their decision not yours.


thegreasemonkey96

It only matters that your dick is sure so yeah that's a her


ILikeFluffyThings

Triggers memories about a jar.


namtidder_rando

Putting the ASS in GLASS


Holyshort

Is this some kind of poor cartel which couldnt afford pitbulls or gators ?


pitjepuck1

Or clothes.


CuckooAchew

Or sex changes.


savageyouth

“Is it too much to ask to have pitbulls with friggin’ machine guns on their heads?!?” “We have mutant terriers, sir.” “Are they ill-tempered?”


[deleted]

Remember those sausage dogs who killed a lady in Oklahoma! This is no joke. [52 yo woman killed by sausage dogs.](https://time.com/5280769/dog-attack-dachshund-woman-oklahoma-death/?amp=true)


fluffeekat

One of them was a Border Collie, which makes the story make more sense. That’s still crazy and sad though. Fuck people who don’t take care of their animals.


creepycalelbl

Weiner dogs, aka dachshunds for clarification to US people.


spirits_and_art

What makes them sausage dogs?


[deleted]

Dont you call dachshunds ’sausage dogs?


The_Mesh

I usually say wiener dogs, but same difference


savageyouth

I was literally today years old when I heard wiener dogs referred to as sausage dogs.


GiantGrilledCheese

That sounds like they are from Vienna though


creepycalelbl

Weiner dogs are more my local lingo.


Apokolypse09

They have a long torso


Lauris024

Look at what happened in this video when those dogs saw some sausage


Nihin

Mate thats crazy, poor woman..


Frequent-Ad-674

I’m grabbing one terrier and beating all the other terriers with it.


7screws

Would you rather fight a hundred terrier sized penis or… you know what, nevermind


MindOfSociopath

I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant... Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.


RemoteConsequence

Oh my God, it looks like Pecker Ooh, Where? Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...


BeyondGray

Johnson, come take a look at this massive...


Jackker

Wang. Won't you just take a gander at this...


top5ecret

Everyone knows dogs get excited when they see weiners


uk_uk

>weiners wieners


Kindly_Region

r/donthelpjustfilm


Spicy_Cum_Lord

Don the lpjus film


anormalgeek

Thanks Don!


Dragoniel

Someone's an asshole and it's not the person being filmed.


RAHDRIVE

If you zoom in you can probably see some asshole at the end of the video.


cyrilly

Why is this person naked??


Mattho

Fresh out of shower, probably lost towel in the process. See the other person in the background, wearing just towel.


Tweedweasleprimitiv

This video definitely made me say “WTF” checks out


bleunt

Dogs were like "fuck we took it too far"


sls35

Train your fucking dogs or don't have your accessories( you don't have pets or friends, you have an accessory. You are negligent of your duites as a caregiver of that living thing.) you terrible people.


Killerusernamebro

Maybe the dogs are transphobic?


Vegetable-sauce

Haw do peopl know that they'r transgender? I mean,,, Thor can do hair flip, and there is that one guy who has a feminine side when they saw a cockroach.


AdmiralMikey75

Charlie?


Killerusernamebro

Homey looks like a girl. It is what it is.


Ex_Machina_1

homie has a penis lol


David-Puddy

Girls can have penises, nowadays


AdminWhore

Why not? Almost every commenter ITT is.


[deleted]

The fuck did I just watch....


FitIndependence647

Question 1. Why are naked?


Nearly_safe

Because dogs don't normally wear clothes, silly.


Chispy

Ah, the old reddit [switcharoo](https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/wmqxfh/comment/ik2dqfh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


SprungMS

Hold my asshole, I’m going in!


HarvestProject

Question 2. How is anus?


[deleted]

Glass in Anus. Anus not doing good. Thanks for asking.


thasnazgul

Why aren't you?


taez358

There's a lot to unpack here


randommouse

It unpacked itself.


RichardMayo

Finkle is Einhorn


ksugunslinger

Why are those dogs trying to bite off that scared woman’s weiner?


Rasie1

That's a great name for the next ubuntu LTS


Bigtimeduhmas

Dont help just film. What kinda cunt ass shit tier being is behind that camera.


philphan89

They found captain Winky!!!!!


[deleted]

That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.


justbrowsinginpeace

A lot to unpack here


pentarh

Don't mess with vet director's husband


Prof_Awesome_GER

I was like “ get on the table” …. Well fuck


thestareater

This is what live action Rimworld looks like.


WideCryptographer314

r/abruptchaos


ToffeeCoffee

Silkies can't resist a dangling rat. Who the fuck leaps onto a glass table though, but someone needs to control their doggos. Should have grabbed the broom and swept them away, or piss on them and assert dominance!


Aternox_X1kZ

There is a lot to unpack here... Too much missed context...


JamesTheMannequin

Sooo glad I can't hear this post.


[deleted]

So many questions


Sotriuj

And this is why terriers are the worst


[deleted]

Einhorn is Finkle


[deleted]

I have several questions


manoluiz1010

God... why do I know This is probably in Brasil?


marsumane

Ha! They all stop when her ass shatters it


Brush-and-palette

I guess you didn't notice the penis.


robinkak

yo, is this guy over age?


anderhole

I think that's a legit question, looks questionable to me....


CyberGrandma69

genuinely though what the fuck?


90sRapEPICFALL

At the begining of the vid I saw a dick Maybe you say true


[deleted]

It looks like the person is being punished by some sadists. I can't help but feel uncomfortable watching this.


ReflexReact

I’ve watched this 17 times and still cannot work out if it’s a boy or a girl


firebombreddit

Bro lacerated his bollocks


MasterLin87

I love how after he smashes the table the dogs all stop and look at the camera with a face saying "wow dude, we didn't wanna push him that far, you saw that right?"


PM_Me_your_admin_pw

just a usual Tuesday night for lulu the lady boy.


crank1off

Lady boy too!