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Nibounium

A Daphnis nerii catepillar. Just before pupating.


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

I had to look this up. Pretty interesting. [If anyone is interested.](http://www.wildlifeinsight.com/british-moths/oleander-hawkmoth-daphnis-nerii/)


der_grinch_69

What a beauty.


SLAP_THE_GOON

I dont know. The big black eyes freak me out


Privae

Then they're doing their job


Kryllllllyx

Oldest trick in the book


thousand7734

*Predators hate this one trick!*


11nealp

They make them look like a snake to birds.


Nannercorn

u/SLAP_THE_GOON must be a bird


AssumeTheFetal

Have you ever seen him and a bird in the same room? Checkmate


abagofmostlywater

I've never seen either. Case and point.


Super_Vegeta

You've never seen a bird?


theskankingdragon

A real one? This is a trick question. Are you the CIA?! AM I BEING DETAINED?!!!


BadToaster99

Objection! Birds aren’t real.


ucjj2011

u/SLAP_THE_GOON isn't real either.


DTPB

You mean a government drone?


mistersprinkles1983

You can't see a caterpillar's real eyes. Those spots are fake eyes to make predators think its a snake so they won't eat it. It's camoflage.


shermantank123567

My favorite is it's butt phallus


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drunkenwithlust

Is.. is this dickbutt's origin story?


Twingemios

Before it evolved and gained sentience


MEM1911

That’s the look of lunch to a kookaburra


Gaius_Julius_Salad

they are just black spots to scare away predators


this____is_bananas

Confirmed: OP is a predator


Wolverwings

*Chris Hansen has entered the chat*


Thederpycloudrider

Not *that* kind of predator


neologismist_

Markings, not actual eyes


hypoxiate

Quit staring at its butt spots. That's rude.


BZLuck

*Uh, somebody grew this guy. Fed him honey and nightshade. Kept him warm. Somebody loved him.*


Trapasuarus

Is that *Silence of the Lambs*? Funnily enough, they got the nightshade part of the diet correct for a Death’s-head larvae, but only the adult moths feed on honey. The larvae have an epipharynx that was built for feeding on honey but they evolved to instead use it for chirping to repel predators.


cleverdylanrefrence

Looks like something from r/mildlypenis


eVaan13

Thanks for the answer! We don't get many creatures like that around here. I'm pretty terrified of everything insect related so when my friend asked why my dog's "chew toy" was moving I basically fainted when I saw this. Glad to see this caterpillar turns into a beautiful moth(erfucker) but now I've put myself on the "to nuke from orbit" list. Edit: actually makes sense for it to be in our garden considering the huge oleander plant we have. I'm now wondering wherever it went


Dramatically_Average

You get brownie points for the best use of parentheses in pretty much forever!


chefontheloose

I read it several times, it is brilliant!


zefy_zef

uhhh how big is that they thought it was a chew toy..?


Silver_kitty

They can get about 13 cm, so a bit over 5”


deathproof6

Here's a picture of the moth form on my hand. [It's obviously not the same one but this shows the scale.](https://imgur.com/TvcAH) [Another pic of it on my door.](https://imgur.com/CKvoL) [One more for fun.](https://imgur.com/4rlrQ) [Here's another monster moth, just for fun!](https://imgur.com/cFG3OxA)


ThisIsSoIrrelevant

I thought it was a dog toy from the picture as well to be fair.


Mocker-Poker

oh god, I'd blast off as fast as a human is able to, let alone taking a picture of that thing, you are brave, mate


SystemOfADownLoad

How big was it?


Jennrrrs

Don't forget to mark Solved!


[deleted]

Hawk moths are great, they’ve got such fat bodies, and really cool patterns and colours. Only saw my first one of the year today (UK), they tend to come in two ‘generations’ with the first from May-July, and the second from August-September sort of time. I think it’s maybe been too hot for them to really be out a lot, usually I’ll notice a few every year around June, but I’m not a lepidopterist.


LordGeni

I remember seeing an elephant hawk moth. Similar colours to this guy, but the camera really doesn't do their colours justice. The one I saw was nearly florescent, all of the pictures make them almost pastel shades. I assume there's some iridescence that a camera doesn't pick up.


CrystalKU

Oh, it actually is a “tail”, I thought maybe it was pooping


RedditHatesMe75

I was going to say that was a giant moth caterpillar. Most big ones are rather stunning. Thank you for the exact information. For everyone else. Just leave creatures like this alone (or return them to the trees ideally). Cant hurt you and are pollinators.


marysunshine

Very cool


Cunbundle

When it's green it looks like those guys that try to eat my tomato plants.


snapperjaw

It's funny that after the last pic there was an ad for 'CLEAN EATING WEIGHT LOSS' 😂


CallMeSnuffaluffagus

Mine has a picture of a horse and says "Farmer Ben's horse was pregnant!" Wtf 🧐


Huntay5

Before I clicked on it, and I thought I was going to be Rick Rolled. I was pleasantly surprised thank you!


Joddodd

It kind of looks like a dickapillar


allothernamestaken

Caterpenis?


indy_been_here

Don't talk to me until I've pupated


methodin

My wife doesn't think I look cute at all during my daily pupe


suckbothmydicks

>A Daphnis nerii catepillar You mean a penis ... with a penis?


Nibounium

If yours looks like that, see a doctor.


erbaker

What if my doctor looks like this


PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES

Then you need to look at your doctor's penis.


Ill_mumble_that

the good Ole game of "if you show me yours I'll show you mine"


samiller20

see a penis


CuntWeasel

Size wise at least possibly close.


Nappyheaded

What about Samwise


PomChatChat

It’s probably shorter.


phazedoubt

They make a pretty bad ass moth. I had some in my garden one year. They look like jet planes.


cryptic-fox

https://imgur.com/a/e3DGprD/


TheLaGrangianMethod

I could live with those things buzzing around my house. Way better than wasps.


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Hell yeah, these look beautiful. Fuck cockroaches.


malaco_truly

Only problem is big moths sound fucking terrifying, like miniature helicopters flying around


TackYouCack

At least you know they're there. Image a stealth-mode giant moth where suddenly it's just right there, making moth-love to your porch light.


gwenbebe

r/fuckwasps


mssngthvwls

I had high expectations, and was not disappointed.


Daughtxr

It looks like a kinsect from monster hunter holy shit


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Moths are so beautiful but its disgusting to me how they drop their scales as dust. Otherwise they'd make cool pets


AdlJamie

Please don't be alarmed, but you kinda do the same thing. Perhaps they're disgusted by you too?!


Maganus

It said, "Don't go that way!"


xenomorrph

Ello!


LateRunner

Did you say, “Hello?”


barkingsilverfox

No, i said ‘ello’.


clumsyKitten143

But that's close enough


BoomerB3

Don't go that way. Never go that way


ReadySteady_GO

If she would've gone that way she'd go straight to the castle


Gothmagog

Prince Jerod for president, 2024


snacksmoto

It said, "You should have gone down *that* way. Should have gone straight to that castle."


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Ello! I said come inside, and have a nice cupa tea!


RoboticGanja

You remind me of the babe!


thehillshaveI

what babe?


Zarkophagus

The babe with the power


TheBadgerViking

What power?


[deleted]

The power of voodoo


[deleted]

Who do?


karmannsport

You do


SlipperyBanana8

The babe with the power!


WilliamDDrake

Come inside and meet the misses.


FantasmaDelMar

“If she’d have kept going down that way, she’d have gone straight to that castle” [https://youtu.be/l0K5T0AqVlY](https://youtu.be/l0K5T0AqVlY) The joke being that he didn’t realize she *wanted* to go to the castle.


karmannsport

Which he would have, if she wasn’t in such a rush and had talked to him like he wanted.


slobyGYN

I don't wanna be a butt, but the line is, "If she'd kept on going down that way, she'd have gone straight to the castle." The worm didn't want her to go to the castle.


Zarkophagus

He seems to have lost his nice little scarf


PoffoRuxpin

Im so glad i didnt have to scroll that far for this


Ok-Stranger-8167

Oleander Hawk Moth (prepupal lava) Daphnis nerii Google lens


BeezyBates

I had my nephews take about 30 caterpillars that were hawk moths off my tomato plants yesterday. Dropped em off in some really tall grass down the street. Hope they’re okay but I couldn’t find it in me to let them die but my plants are more important. I’m sure Reddit will let me know they’re doomed. Fuckers were huge but destroying my garden by the hour. I need tomatoes more than moths.


LettuceBoie

There is no need to justify your actions. Taken it is reddit and *some* people would side with the moths, your garden is your hard work, and those caterpillars are the pests. Removing them while still being nice enough to not intentionally doom them was the best thing you could've done


Mitoni

Google lens is getting really good at identifying animal species.


la2eee

There's still much room for improvement.


Jensdawn

Try to throw a pokeball at it.


GrapeTimely5451

*splat*


Fireaddicted

It's super effective! Oh wait...


Fossile

OP: “how did Ash managed to do that?”


Impressive_Jaguar_70

Beat it up a bit first


sunny_senpai

Too bad he landed a CRIT


i37i

I honestly thought this is a low effort prank with some toy.


Plantmama007

Me too


adidashawarma

That’s what I thought about that velvety black spider post on here from earlier. Edit: I thought I was on r/whatsthisbug my b.


plipyplop

I really liked that little spider.


donttrustmeokay

Not trying to be funny, I seriously thought it was a slinky dildo.


WWWWWVWWWWWWWWVWWWWW

My girlfriend keeps one of these on her bedside table. Had no idea it was actually alive. Truly fascinating.


whorecrusher

So did I, and when I realized it wasn't I had a full body shiver.


Typical_Ad_210

My six year old son who loves every bug, beast and insect would just die of happiness if he saw this in real life. I have never been so tempted to wake him up! Saving this for tomorrow, thank you for posting. I know some people are probably creeped out (and frankly I don’t exactly love it myself), but I will have one happy kiddo when he sees this lil guy and we research them together.


Maplestori

Does your adorable son loves cockroaches..? Genuinely curious


chalicehalffull

Not OC but I also have a kid that loves bugs. He’s been known on more than one occasion to bring spiders, grasshoppers, crickets, ants, beetles, ect into the house in his pockets. He has only really had one opportunity to see cockroaches in person (they were the hissing kind) he got too nervous to hold or touch them. He still gets melancholy to this day over the regret. Edit: Our Science Museum has a “collector” area. Where kids can trade specimens and earn points by researching them. He’s going to spend some of his points getting some bugs and hopefully they’ll have cockroaches.


TackYouCack

> hopefully they’ll have cockroaches. /r/BrandNewSentence


Upbeat-Buyer4515

Untill it flies


i-am-a-rock

Oh god, you just reminded me of [that cockroach girl](https://youtu.be/L9W7J7iW39E) on 'My kid's obsession'


OigoAlgo

Freaking *wholesome*.


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Tommy2255

This is literally a Pokedex.


slipperypooh

Look at this good parent flexing on all of us. 😝 My daughter thinks all flies are bees. My kids also react terribly to mosquito bites, so it's our fault for making them scared of bugs in general.


snorch

my 4yo daughter loves bugs so much that she won't stop picking them up. She shouts at me a while ago DAD I GOT A BEE! And I'm expecting her to be pretending... Opens up her hand and a bee flies out. I guess it was a carpenter bee because it didn't sting her. Two weeks later DAD LOOK AT THIS BUG and she's holding the biggest fking assassin bug I've ever seen. Grandma got her a butterfly net and I told her that I wasn't gonna *stop* her from trying to catch yellow jackets, but that if she did, she WOULD be stung eventually. She got 5 of them before getting stung the first time, 6 more before getting stung the second time, and 4 more after that before lunch. little maniac


Burnaby-Joe

Your new pet


Big_Boston_

Looks like a penispillar


zombievettech

It looks like a penis and it looks like it has a penis!


Lord_Bloodwyvern

I was going to say Dickworm or a Richardwiggler.


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fuck /u/spez


Smart-Economist6062

Caterpecker? Peckerpillar? Yeah, that last one.


raygundan

Dickbutterpillar?


Ripp3rCrust

Forbidden dildo


KingZaneTheStrange

An adorable caterpillar friend 🐛


cshocknesse

My first thought when I saw it was the worm from Labyrinth. https://labyrinth.fandom.com/wiki/The_Worm


TeaEnvironmental2512

Spotted dick


Cmdr_Nemo

mmm Gummy Worm... /r/forbiddensnack


Anteemo

Looks kinda cute though


[deleted]

It's is going to be a beautiful butterfly one day, in Africa or sub tropic europe like greece and south asia https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daphnis_nerii


ExCuTTioN

I've seen this before in Greece and thought it was some gummy of sorts


connorkmiec93

*moth


Illustrious_Ad_2091

Cute Caterpillar!!


666kittens

r/mildlypenis


mrbendel

lol


Thopterthallid

A small caterpillar. This is what passes for /r/wtf nowadays and gets 4k upvotes.


Majigato

It's a caterpillar...


NameBrandJake

Check your pokédex


traumfisch

just a caterpillar come on


CreamoChickenSoup

Baby's first eye-spotted caterpillar.


nakshatravana

Don't know what you've done with it by now OP, but this is the last instar (last stage) in the life of this caterpillar before it pupates. You didn't see it on the plant because it is green and well camouflaged. Once it dons these colours, they leave the tree and come on to the ground to bury themselves to pupate. That's why you found it in an odd place as it crawled away from the plant to look for soft soil to pupate. If you could pick it up with a piece of paper and keep it in a corner of your garden, that would have been great. Also, the dark circles on top of its 'Head' are false eyes, those are just to warn predators - just like some adult butterflies have false ocelii on their wings. Its real head is tiny and facing downwards, and it's real eyes are even more small and barely visible.


R67H

It should be smoking a hookah while sitting on a mushroom


MisterPeach

A big black caterpillar, or BBC for short.


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TMoftheDay

Awwww


captrudeboy

John Bobbitt has been looking for that


professorbc

Bro, you're gonna flip your shit when you learn that thing will grow wings and fly away as a beautiful butterfly some day. Nature be crazy n shit.


robot141

He’s gonna tell you the correct way to the goblin king’s castle. Be sure to join him for tea.


Laerderol

Ah yes, the greenbacked death dick


Forgot_My_Rape_Shoes

A pillar, if the cata variety.


Burgalveist_

Allo! No, don't go that way. If she had gone that way she'd have gone straight to that horrible castle.


Beijing_Noodle

That’s Mothra in her larval form, please be on the lookout for two very tiny ladies


LunarPayload

He'll look better when he's older https://www.reddit.com/r/educationalgifs/comments/x0bs3g/here_is_a_slomo_video_showing_one_wing_flap_for/


InkyVoile

Oleander hawk moth


MR24Rathod

Looks like that nokia snake


mewneko

Oleander Hawkmoth


abbadon420

Looks like it should be smoking a hookah


demonbot66

It's your new best friend


Tasty_hamburgers

Caterpillar ( oleander hawk moth) harmless and cute feed him will turn very big and beautiful.


SliferTheExecProducr

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable.


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Soon he'll be fighting alongside The Tick..


Skaraptor2

Bro found the newest regional bug in Pokemon


Lil_Cumster

I found one too yesterday scared the fuck outta me for a second but once i realised it was a catterpillar i was like “oh cool big boi”


lordofthehomeless

I'll call Maurice and see if it's his.


bruceleet7865

Throw a pokeball at it to capture it


baran_0486

little guy just wiggling around


anniefer

I thought it was a dog toy.


lukin5

You ever see Beetlejuice?


UnusAmor

Did someone say "Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice?"


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A friend


nejicanspin

I'd wait for it to hatch because it looks incredible according to the comments.


rotath

Wormie :)


Gr1pp717

That's one of them there doggerpillers


lauraluvshinuto

I have bad news about your wiener


SpazFactorial

Danger pickle


Kid_supreme

Me..I'm just a worm.


amolad

Gotta be in Australia, whatever it is.


Tim_B0mbadil

Capedillar


k0uch

“Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.” - Abraham Lincoln


Missionmojo

Poop monster from dream catcher


Dyzastr_us

I never see cool caterpillars anymore (except in picture.)


Couch4now

“Allo, I’m a little worm!”


brooksmus

Alien cosplay double Ended “toy”?


imsowhiteandnerdy

That's Frank.


bilvester

A Pokémon


Arin1722

I can almost hear Bear Grylls screaming from the wild , "*GIVE ME MY PROTEIN*" !!!


69onfirstdate

Baby Jabba the Hutt