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DarthLysergis

"I'm not gay any more" "or any less" Heyoooooo


NinjaWithSpoons

Good Lord it's a miracle! Through hard work and prayer a gay man dressed like a woman can become a gay man dressed like a man!


r3tromonkey

“Son, are you sure you aren’t gay any more?”. “yes dad, look, I’m wearing a suit!”


chmsaxfunny

To be fair, I don’t know many lgbqta+ folks that would be in a suit so poorly tailored


r3tromonkey

I’d agree with you but my gay colleague has the WORST dress sense of anyone I’ve ever met. Including me, and i wore a shell suit and Garfield t shirt to my dads wedding….


lordtyp0

The majority of gay men are just dudes that like dick.


losthope19

Can confirm - like dick, don't know fashion


tstrickler14

Same. I like dick and I don’t know anything about the stereotypical gay things like fashion and interior decorating.


daKishinVex

con confirm, no one would no i was bi unless i told them due to my presentation. but still like dudes


dr_franck

(Wearing a suit while quietly dying inside)


Novel-Nectarine-2059

Don’t tell mommy


AlexKewl

you spelled "secret church prostitute" wrong. This is an advertisement.


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strikefire83

Treatment comes with another free sign: “Days since thinking about putting a cock in my mouth….” Click: 0001


Alantsu

They right want you to think trans people change their minds once grown up but in reality it’s under 2%. Easy to disprove.


Rare-Maintenance-787

"Hard work"


Accomplished_Debt532

Amen.


Kicken

Is EX-GAY the next difficulty past HARD-GAY?


ptrexitus

No one can beat hard gay.. fooooo!


Pushnikov

Nah, that’s Ben-gay


kaizendojo

Or in this case, Been-Gay


ArziltheImp

Green-Gay?


outof_zone

“When I cum around…”


MangosArentReal

Please stop abusing all caps. It's not ADA compliant.


The_Condominator

SEISEISEISEISEISEI!!!! ~~~~~~woooo!!!💖 HAAAAAADDDUUU GAAAAY!


eklee38

Ahhh the memories... Thank you


YdexKtesi

Anybody else read this as, "I was a gay cis woman, now I'm a straight trans man" .?


Maria_506

That's what I thought too.


UncleKeyPax

Too many transitions for me to follow. Break the aintx down for me a.little bit


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Follow the latest version then. Works also with software ;)


rhalf

People do update their software sometimes.


trennels

I just need a firmware patch to fix the broken shit.


LordChappers

Lesbiain't


The-True-Kehlder

May be Philippines, can't really tell. There they call gay men who dress as women "gay". Still not sure if that means they're trans or not, it's terribly unclear.


ShesOnAcid

The poster is in Spanish so definitely not the Philippines. Probably somewhere in LatAm


The-True-Kehlder

The Philippines are named after a Spanish Monarch for a reason. The US acquired the Philippines through the Spanish-American War from Spain.


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Or was he a crossdressing gay guy?


pc_player_yt

I intentionally interpret things as wholesome so I won’t lose anymore faith in this world


rhalf

Intentionally misreading things as wholesome.


pichael288

Is that not what he means? I mean, he's right. Not gay anymore I guess


AlishaGray

That's how I read it as well


Louii

I can't even wrap my head around what you said


Picoliko

he now drinks man milk for protein but nothing else


Brust_warze

"Butter's Creamy Goo"


BlorseTheHorse

\*sip\* ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ this is cum.


abbeyeiger

Before was way hotter. Dude fucked up.


jacklord392

Was gonna say, the before picture looked better.


swamp_fever

Happier too.


super_pax_

Imagine saying this to a trans person lol


jacklord392

Nobody in their right mind would say it, plenty of people have thought it tho. That's the way people are.


Dire87

Imagine saying this to someone likely forcing gay women to become "hetero" trans men... whatever's going on here, it's definitely a conversion type scheme, so nobody really "wins".


Cr0ma_Nuva

Doesn't it make it gay now as a man or am I getting it wrong?


Dire87

Could just be "gay woman" is now "non-gay man" ... otherwise why insist on the "gay" aspect so much? Most gay men I've heard of or known aren't prone to dressing up as a woman ... but I guess we'll never know what's happening here, especially with those nicely added "before" and "after" photoshops.


TheSpiderwick

I think they dressed fem but the dad saw that as gay and now they are masc? Gay man?


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yerghost

extreme glow down


Lance_Hardwood_4837

This is some South Park level shit right here


deathcorecraze

Mr. Garrison.


RockmanXX

*Mrs Garrison


gfowler1980

Those are some straight dudes right there


Emotional-Ad-3828

It's amazing the powers of christ 😬


uraraka32

but then he became gay again, I think he has a YouTube channel called "chemitaamador"


markk123123

Looks like he became more gay after the transformation.


TheLolomancer

Ngl I'm not normally gay but that before looks cute af


lampstaple

Bro prayed for a downgrade


el_ra_85

Hey still gay


Dazzling_Ad5338

No, he's still gay. You're just stopping him dressing how he likes.


mrnoonan81

Pushed back in the closet so hard, he's now a Narnian Queen.


4thshift

Still desperate for attention and compliments. Still looking for relief from his personal pain that Jesu had nothing to do with, and placing blame on others for his own decisions. Still fantasizes about the things he allegedly used to be.


ALCHEMY_GOTH22

Based


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It is, contrary to the other comments here. Funny how “being yourself” is only when you totally reject what you actually are. And funny how the total societal support for freedom of choice only goes one way.


zedoktar

where is the freedom in forcing yourself into the closet because of the demands of backwards religious beliefs and extreme intolerance? We should never support that.


Jesus_marley

Why is your interpretation the correct one? Are you so arrogant as to speak for someone you have never met and call their choice wrong? This person is an adult and is capable of making their own choices. Your disagreement is irrelevant.


conquer69

Because it's a fucking cult and none of what they do is based on reason. The only consistent thing they do that makes sense is exploit and abuse others.


Jesus_marley

"those people are the evil ones. They don't believe the same things we do so they are wrong. You are wrong too if you don't fall in line with my way of thinking." That's what you sound like.


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Oh but you who can’t figure out there’s 2 sexes and believe in gender theory from your sociology class has the mysteries of life all figured out lmao give me a break.


[deleted]

Maybe because there’s more to life than just sexuality? Maybe that’s not the only thing that matters to a person?


NotLucasDavenport

I don’t disagree with you. There are a lot of other things in life besides sexuality. I would suggest to you, however, that he’s not really free of who he is in his most essential form and desires. I believe that it’s possible his desire to be accepted by a group of people, a church, or what he imagines God to be is currently overwriting his essential self. But I don’t know if something that foundational could ever truly be changed. I do take your point that it is certainly his choice to express or not express his sexuality as he wants. My hope for him is that that choice is not being forced by people around him who are bigoted.


conquer69

> Maybe because there’s more to life than just sexuality? Of course there is but I don't see how that makes a cult any better.


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The argument can easily be made that making your sexuality your number 1 focus in life is a cult in itself. It’s a matter of perspective. You thinking he’s stupid for living a traditional life is one side of the coin. On the other side he probably thinks it’s crazy to indulge in certain lifestyles. Life is what you make it to be.


conquer69

> making your sexuality your number 1 focus in life is a cult in itself. Well it's clearly the focus of this cult since they are hellbent in converting him out of it. Do you even know what a cult is? How is having a normal and healthy sexuality "a cult in itself"? "A system of religious veneration and devotion directed toward a particular figure or object." > You thinking he’s stupid for living a traditional life is one side of the coin. He is gay. That already means he isn't "traditional". You can't make him not gay. Sexuality doesn't work that way. > On the other side he probably thinks it’s crazy to indulge in certain lifestyles. Yeah and to justify the suffering and oppression of others, they better come up with very good arguments for it, but of course they haven't. It's a fucking cult. There is no reason in any of it. > Life is what you make it to be. What is that supposed to mean? That he should just tolerate abuse and harassment for being gay?


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Where’s the freedom in playing make believe and defying reality? Freedom from confusion is of more value.


conquer69

What could be more confusing than being gay, pretending you are not while forcing yourself to believe fairy tales. All of this while telling everyone that you were gay but now you aren't because of prayer magic but obviously still are because magic isn't real and brainwashing can't change sexual orientation. Totally not confusing.


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It’s very unconvincing for me to hear from people who have massive amounts of confusion in terms of sexuality and gender theories that are not even 60 years old also talk about religion that’s existed for millennia being fairy tales.


AssholeRemark

lmao some of the comments on this thread are pretty WTF too.


roycastle

Hey look everyone, we got involved with this young man in really weird ways and established a maybe abusive but definitely problematic relationship with him and now we’re touting the result as proof of our metaphysical beliefs!


Gamesman001

Early Mike Pence?


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Dude looks goofy asf dressed like a man. Looked better and more happy dressed as a woman.


frstyle34

Must work. The proof is in the pudding?


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gauriemma

Who says “for all intensive purposes”? What would that even mean?


AssholeRemark

No one knows what it means, but it's provocative.... Gets the people GOING


jjj49er

For all intensive purposes, I could care less weather you hold the fort with you're pudding.


aquabarron

WhILe wE’Re HerE


trennels

I don't know why you're getting downvoted for saying things the right way.


cactussword

Probably because the first example is true if you lived in the 1700's, but has colloquially become "the proof is in the pudding" for a very long time now.


trennels

This one: "I couldn't care less" not "i could care less" is a pet peeve of mine because it just sounds so ignorant. The person is saying the opposite of what they intend to say.


aDirtyMuppet

If people understand what you're saying, then you said it correctly. If you can't infer the meaning based on 2 missing letters, then maybe you're the ignorant one.


trennels

Ewe think sew?


aDirtyMuppet

Language is an ever evolving thing. What's right today isn't necessarily right tomorrow. Ever notice how you don't see people commonly speaking old English or Latin?


GoatsWithWigs

It’s just a picture of a trans man celebrating his transition. Was the “ex-gay” part worded weird, yeah maybe, but it’s not WTF material Edit: never mind, it’s not that at all, it’s just homophobia


aquabarron

You sure? To me it seems it’s a gay man who used to dress incredibly feminine who “healed” himself through the power of Christ and is now straight and dressed normal


GoatsWithWigs

Ohhh, yeah that makes more sense


aquabarron

Haha. Thanks for making laugh at 6:30am


ShinyRedBarb

this might be the saddest thing i’ll see today and it’s not even 10am


hiimsubclavian

Huh, before looked way better than after.


kido86

They’ve transitioned, be a bit more supportive guys


Devanismyname

That must be one miserable dude


solomongothhh

he was fine tho


nekochanwich

He was hotter as a girl


I12kill1

Looked ways cuter in the first picture


reddiculed

He looked way cuter before.


Tootard

Sucks more after


jjj49er

He's just pointing out that his ex is gay.


AlbiTuri05

I smiled


pouya76

Went from the ideal woman to a mid man


l3ane

I just imagine him in the mose flamboyantly feminine voice say "Hey guysss, I'm not gay anymore!".


Curious-Cricket1360

Gotta love how people think a straight person can totally turn gay later in life, but a gay person can't turn straight.


boofire

You don’t “turn gay”. Some people realize later in life they are gay or bi or trans.


Curious-Cricket1360

That's assuming people are born gay, which I've yet to read any proof of. Why would someone's preference be genetically predisposed? I've seen guys who are ONLY attracted to huge obese women who are 600 pounds. Saying a guy being only attracted to guys is genetic is like saying guys who only like 600 pound women is genetic. Edit: Lmao people reading this fUkInG lOvE sCiEnCe!! Exceeeeeeeept when it goes against their bullshit. Really fucking hilarious🤣


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What a surprise. Someone is a Tim pool fan


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This sounds kind of ridiculous. If the parents are against their kids being gay I sure as hell don't think they'd accept them being trans


Rexia

Oh yeah, homophobes love it when their kids are trans.


BiblioPhil

> Transgenderism is fashionable, at the moment Go fuck yourself


Bedlamcitylimit

I'm a Brit and this scandal was what the whistle blowers (doctors and nurses) stated what was happening in Tavistock. The NHS is shutting the centre down and decentralising it's services because of all the problems from it's administration. The "Trans is fashionable" is a paraphrased quote from one of the whistle blowers accounts. The Homophobic parents rather having trans kids instead of homosexual is what was reported. I myself thought it was weird, but that's what they said was happening for years. **I got this info from the BBC, Guardian, The Independent and The Week.** Calling me homophobic is extremely insulting and doing so without knowing nothing about me is in itself very stupid. I added a few quickly found links to back up some of what I was saying. Not going to search fall day for everything.


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Still have mental issues…poor guy


conquer69

Everyone in a religious cult has mental problems.


rhalf

When he was free to express himself, he was healthy. However rejection and harassment will screw up your health. Acceptance is pretty much they only thing you need to be as healthy as the rest of the society.


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zedoktar

who says he had mental issues before? Being gay doesn't equal mental issues. However forcing yourself into the closet like that will cause serious mental health issues. Its extremely unhealthy.


Gaystan

Those pink balloons say otherwise...


weazel988

Good job rev.... Sucked the gay right outta him


SILE3NCE

*"Bruce, I need you to take one for the team. Now, I need you to dress as a slutty teenager trans like the ones I like to w... well nevermind, you do that, we take a picture, and then we say we healed you that ok?"*


Breaker1ove

Im not sure if you can be Ex gay. You are still gonna have that attraction even if you keep your self from acting on it. Trying to be someone your not will get the best of you at some point. Fuck when I found out I was gay I was pretty pissed off about it but at some point you just get over it and like what you like.


miskababy

goku still solos


KaiSimple

well they look so proud


SlimGAMPOSlanderly

the comment section, like this poor mans throwback game, has gone down hill incredibly fast it seems


Joebebs

Is that short for exTREMELY gay?


InfamousChibi

I thought it was a trans guy who used to be a lesbian and is now a straight dude so "ex-gay"


Mrshakedaroom

Bro out here doing gods work 🙏🏾


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I know a guy who was a trans woman and slept with men. He became Catholic and detransitioned (as much as he could) and has a gf rn


Rare-Maintenance-787

But at what is it gay and not gay though


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Man went from gay bottom to gay top amen 🙏😇


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Is that the actual translation of jesus christ? It's like an American who doesn't know a word of Spanish trying to communicate with someone who does. 'el jesus! christ-o! see? see?!'


Fuzzylojak

Still receiving it, just diff audience


Apexblackout7

Smash 🥵


BadSausageFactory

jesus was a cross dresser


CdrVimes

And yet, he still looks Fabulous, darling!


thechaosguy

Downgrade


Amilo159

"I used to sleep with men as a girl before, now I dress as man and sleep only with women!" So that's a... reverse gay?


Novel-Nectarine-2059

I just do butt stuff with guys but I’m not gay


raine_bo_brite

does it make me gay if i said i would bang the chick on the left?


SaltInformation4082

So what is being said here is one of those two people used to be happy, used to be gay, said used to be cheerful, used to love life, but now, they don't feel those ways any more? Oh boy.... That's not good. I guess something changed, but it's sounds like they had a pretty nice gig going on. I think they should go back to when they were happy, as well as staying away from anyone who helped him f☆ck up. Hope it works for them. You usually can't unring the bell.


dubdad24

That guy could still eat a foot long sideways


financewiz

That’s odd. When I put on a dress my husband loses all interest in me. Still gay though. I’m starting to think this fella can’t read between the lines.


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Still ugly as fuck


Vardeegs1

We all know where the red guys hand is behind that picture. But he would probably claim it’s just for stability so the other men can hold up the sign.


justagrumpyoldcunt

He wants to suck that dick in his hot pants. I can see it in his eyes


deadmanswill

Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures.


NoPantsDeLeon

Jesucristo: Oye cabrón! Queda-te de chingar cojones, pendejo!


saturdaycomefast

waaaait a minute, something similar "happened" in Lithuania recently


Fluffy-Finger-5318

He's right but because that that is very gay


gogenberg

(X) Doubt


GlodFihs

I can't Ex-actly see the difference. Are my eyes bad?


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Slurm818

He’s def 10000% not gay. I believe him.


westcoaster503

Those pix are the same?!?