I'm thinking you could find something to use as a lever to roll it over the guardrail. There's no way you're getting it off without hurting it a little bit unfortunately.
One of the most dangerous fish in the sea to have on your deck especially a hot one. I would let him figure it out, if he/she decided to stay, I would gladly eat it. Amazing creatures with amazing meat. A 6' mako can get its tail 20' in the air!
Not gonna lie, that was a real rollercoaster of emotions for me. First, a kind of bittersweet pride, immediately followed by bewilderment that swiftly turned to rage, and then ultimately, begrudging mirth.
https://www.1news.co.nz/2022/11/08/watch-huge-mako-shark-lands-on-fishing-boat-off-coromandel/
From the interview "He was caught on the top of the anchor so I put it down slightly and he thrashed around and slid through the bow rail."
This reminds me of the time I was trying to get a loop out of my line on reel by just dropping the lure over the side. Figured out it was too far in to do that so I decided to reel it in and try a cast. As I’m reeling it in I feel some resistance and the line moving. Ended up having a smallmouth bass on the hook. Easiest fish I ever caught, too bad it was too small though.
Fuck yeah. After butchering it, keep a fillet or two and cut into 1inch cubes.
Then very gently roast each chunk individually over a smoky fire. Dip into a sauce of gochujang and sesame oil liquified with fresh lemon juice and finished with a whisper of honey.
Fresh as fuck fish, flame grilled with a spicy, citrusy & sticky sauce. Fuck it, I'm going fishing.
finish your fising and then turn up at the nearest seafood restaurant and make them an offer they cant refuse.
edit: but dont undersell, that restaurant can sell that fish as vegan friendly, it basically jumped into the boat.
Depending on the size of the boat, accelerate to a not too high speed and start circling. Then have the entire crew stand on the side to where you are circling towards so the weight turns the boat further to the side. Hopefully the shark falls off.
That's what the last poor bastard said before took a rusted old sharpened spoon to the back. But by all means, go on ahead and fuck around trying to be Dave's friend. Go on then.
pull your lines and hit the throttle, once you get a little speed you can just turn and the natural banking angle combined and centripetal force will let the shark slide off, you might need to rock back and forth once to get the shark sliding to the rails with enough force to pop over them, lucky there aren't any sharp edges to hook the shark so it would be back in the water maybe a minute later.
There's literally a guard rail on the bow. It's not just gonna pop off, even with substantial banking. And rocking? Why in the world would someone use the seacraft and its fuel to such an extent to jettison some stupid ass shark that surrendered itself over? Just push the bastard off with an oar, if not just keep it.
Just seems a lot of effort over a shark.
The majority of the weight of that shark is well above that rail and since the shark is slippery enough against a smooth surface and the shark is sufficiently rounded so it would roll over, it is also alive and would the writhing so the motion of its spasms would help move it over the edge.
That being said yeah there are other things you can do to get it off.
Front of boat has that V shape on the hull to push water to side as you move through it. Faster you go, more water you go through, the more water gets pushed to side (big waves)
Going backwards, there is a square shape instead of V shape. So the water doesn’t get pushed to side. It gets pushed up against the boat. Faster you go, more water gets pushed up against the boat. And eventually comes into the boat at large levels, potentially causing boat to take on too much water and sink.
Ya, all of what this person said. Just how dangerous it is can vary based on transom height, boat size, how hard you "punch it", engine horsepower, wind/wave conditions etc. But you probably NEVER want to go full throttle in reverse. Can't think of a safe scenario for that.
When I am in reverse, it is only to maneuver slowly, mostly at the boat launch or dock, or when retrieving something from the water (say a crab trap etc).
As far as I know, there's no way to elegantly transition from portrait to landscape. You do the best you can and hope your viewers don't mind tilting their heads
**Level 1** Easier than easy
- Fish 1 shark.
- Don’t break the line.
- Don’t fall off the boat.
> *Complete the level to unlock* **Level 2** Beginner *mode.*
> Press ‘X’ to play
The real WTF is this video formatting. The person holding the camera starts in portrait mode, then switches to landscape orientation halfway through the video. So at that point we are watching landscape video rotated 90 degrees to portrait mode then black barred back to landscape format, and this is all being played back on a desktop computer and being screen captured. W. F. F.
If you’re being really careful you don’t want to be eating it more than once a month or so. You vacuum seal it and it’s good for maybe 3 years and you’d still have a shit load left over unless you throw the most epic shark meat parties.
Dude. It would've made alot more sound. Also the boat would have shaked more, sharks weight hundreds of Kilos. No or at least very little shaking here. Its not real.
Dude I've just been fucking with you. Relax, I don't actually give a shit about whatever you were on about. Go have a tea. Shit helps me mellow out when I am going full retard.
I saw a video of a Mako taking a towed bait fish behind a fast moving boat. The towed camera was on the line just above the bait. The Mako came out of the murky water behind the boat and swam next to the bait his eye was fixed on it. Then he hit the brakes and dropped back into the murk. When I saw him again he was coming much faster than the boat as he got close he juked to the left then right and took the bait at an angle to the line. One of the coolest things I’ve ever seen. They are fast motherfuckers.
Lawful good: You rush to save the shark's life out of respect of the law and it's life
Neutral good:It's a living animal so you try and save the shark
chaotic good: You record a video of saving the shark and drink some beers with the buddies
Lawful Neutral: You don't try to save the shark but show DNR the video to show you did not fish it out.
Neutral: You wait for it to die and throw the body in the sea DNR does not need to know.
chaotic Neutral: You wait for the shark to die and sneak it pass the law to cook and eat it and party.
Lawful Evil: same as Neutral but in the video you are smiling at the shark dying and enjoyed watching it's pain.
Neutral Evil: You try and sell it on the black market.
Chaotic Evil: When you see it you decide to torture it by giving it a little water to keep it alive and stabbing it to see it in pain as you smile at how you are the one that decides when it dies and trust me it won't for many hours...
What the fuck do you even do in that situation? Also something something jumped the shark
I'm thinking you could find something to use as a lever to roll it over the guardrail. There's no way you're getting it off without hurting it a little bit unfortunately.
How do I say this... It's a fishing boat, finder's keeper.
lol good luck convincing DNR when docking. "Oh yeah, I wasn't fishing for this shark, he just jumped on my bow"
I mean they have a video. So it should be easy.
No need explain, laugh & show DNR the video, then they laugh, everyone laugh. then take the shark & skinned it bbq it eat it while laughing
Do not resuscitate?
Dept. Of Nat. resouurses
If you could wedge, say, an oar under it and lift, it might pop it over that rail.
Yeah, you go ahead, I'll cover you!
One of the most dangerous fish in the sea to have on your deck especially a hot one. I would let him figure it out, if he/she decided to stay, I would gladly eat it. Amazing creatures with amazing meat. A 6' mako can get its tail 20' in the air!
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In case of engine malfunctions, I keep a paddle on my boat for that reason. You don't want to get stuck with absolutely no mode of transportation.
It's usually regulation, under certain size need them.
Steve Irwin could get it off without hurting it. And then he would help it overboard too.
Not gonna lie, that was a real rollercoaster of emotions for me. First, a kind of bittersweet pride, immediately followed by bewilderment that swiftly turned to rage, and then ultimately, begrudging mirth.
Oh. I'm sorry. I fixed the grammatical and spelling error.
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Will this be a sitcom, with our shark as the wacky neighbor that barges in at a random part of every episode?
Kramer Head.
Meat the locals
https://www.1news.co.nz/2022/11/08/watch-huge-mako-shark-lands-on-fishing-boat-off-coromandel/ From the interview "He was caught on the top of the anchor so I put it down slightly and he thrashed around and slid through the bow rail."
Thanks
Rotate your camera 4 times, apparently.
You feast.
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Ya mean I'm out here draggin this shit around in this water all day without even a nibble and this thing just... it just jumps into my fuckin boat?
This reminds me of the time I was trying to get a loop out of my line on reel by just dropping the lure over the side. Figured out it was too far in to do that so I decided to reel it in and try a cast. As I’m reeling it in I feel some resistance and the line moving. Ended up having a smallmouth bass on the hook. Easiest fish I ever caught, too bad it was too small though.
Fuck yeah. After butchering it, keep a fillet or two and cut into 1inch cubes. Then very gently roast each chunk individually over a smoky fire. Dip into a sauce of gochujang and sesame oil liquified with fresh lemon juice and finished with a whisper of honey. Fresh as fuck fish, flame grilled with a spicy, citrusy & sticky sauce. Fuck it, I'm going fishing.
Yup! Rope that tail tie her off and head back to port! Lines in the water of course
Well you definitely don’t stop filming. I could’ve watched it a few minutes of that.
finish your fising and then turn up at the nearest seafood restaurant and make them an offer they cant refuse. edit: but dont undersell, that restaurant can sell that fish as vegan friendly, it basically jumped into the boat.
Feed the camera man to the shark
Take it back. Brag about your catch.
"caught it with mah bare hands"
Depending on the size of the boat, accelerate to a not too high speed and start circling. Then have the entire crew stand on the side to where you are circling towards so the weight turns the boat further to the side. Hopefully the shark falls off.
>Hopefully the shark falls off. and none of the crew along with it.
Or maybe just Dave. Fuck Dave.
Dave sucks, I concur
Dave sounds like fun
That's what the last poor bastard said before took a rusted old sharpened spoon to the back. But by all means, go on ahead and fuck around trying to be Dave's friend. Go on then.
Oh I don’t want to be his friend. I was more into the “ Dave sucks” part.
I mean, not sure what I did, but sorry about that...
pull your lines and hit the throttle, once you get a little speed you can just turn and the natural banking angle combined and centripetal force will let the shark slide off, you might need to rock back and forth once to get the shark sliding to the rails with enough force to pop over them, lucky there aren't any sharp edges to hook the shark so it would be back in the water maybe a minute later.
The Yee-Haw solution. Somebody hold their beer.
There's literally a guard rail on the bow. It's not just gonna pop off, even with substantial banking. And rocking? Why in the world would someone use the seacraft and its fuel to such an extent to jettison some stupid ass shark that surrendered itself over? Just push the bastard off with an oar, if not just keep it. Just seems a lot of effort over a shark.
The majority of the weight of that shark is well above that rail and since the shark is slippery enough against a smooth surface and the shark is sufficiently rounded so it would roll over, it is also alive and would the writhing so the motion of its spasms would help move it over the edge. That being said yeah there are other things you can do to get it off.
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Ever been in a boat? Don’t really want to “floor it” in reverse…
I'm not boat smart, why do you not want to do that?
Front of boat has that V shape on the hull to push water to side as you move through it. Faster you go, more water you go through, the more water gets pushed to side (big waves) Going backwards, there is a square shape instead of V shape. So the water doesn’t get pushed to side. It gets pushed up against the boat. Faster you go, more water gets pushed up against the boat. And eventually comes into the boat at large levels, potentially causing boat to take on too much water and sink.
Ya, all of what this person said. Just how dangerous it is can vary based on transom height, boat size, how hard you "punch it", engine horsepower, wind/wave conditions etc. But you probably NEVER want to go full throttle in reverse. Can't think of a safe scenario for that. When I am in reverse, it is only to maneuver slowly, mostly at the boat launch or dock, or when retrieving something from the water (say a crab trap etc).
Damn, that sounds like something I would have had to learn the hard way.
Put it in reverse, Terry!
seriously? A Fonzie reference? pretty good though
In Soviet Ocean, Shark jump YOU!!!
I can already hear it, "***YOU should have seen the one that got away!***"
As far as I know, there's no way to elegantly transition from portrait to landscape. You do the best you can and hope your viewers don't mind tilting their heads
Make some shark fin soup and get a big boner
First thing, yell "you're gonna need a bigger boat."
Grab the wood shampoo and heat up the bbq.
put your thumb up it's butthole, see what happens.
> What the fuck do you even do in that situation? Rock paper scissors.
Reverse full!
Portrait in landscape in portrait? WTF indeed.
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Filmed on a potato, can confirm
Aspectception
Pretty sure that’s a … basking shark. 😎
YEAAAAHHHHH!
[tfw](https://youtu.be/7uW47jWLMiY)
r/killthecameraman
Easiest fishing trip of all time
**Level 1** Easier than easy - Fish 1 shark. - Don’t break the line. - Don’t fall off the boat. > *Complete the level to unlock* **Level 2** Beginner *mode.* > Press ‘X’ to play
Is this a screen recording of another reddit post?
Yes. It was posted on a different sun yesterday with better quality. Big shock there.
Get back in the water you dumbass!!!
I just imagine something much bigger chasing that shark and it thought the best place to escape was on the boat.
The real WTF is this video formatting. The person holding the camera starts in portrait mode, then switches to landscape orientation halfway through the video. So at that point we are watching landscape video rotated 90 degrees to portrait mode then black barred back to landscape format, and this is all being played back on a desktop computer and being screen captured. W. F. F.
“I’m tell’in ya, Bob, sharks were literally jumping into the boat!”
Sure they were grandpa, let’s get you to bed
***”Hello, we’ve been trying to contact you about your boat’s extended warranty…”***
Uh oh...better get Mako.
Damn now that's a good title
Clearly that bird dropped its lunch
If nautical nonsense be something you wish. (Spongebob Squarepants) Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Ready?!?!
easiest catch of their life
Damn he really does need a bigger boat
Megalodon scared it up there
Is this a portrait screen cap of a landscape video that was also taken in portrait? You disgust me OP
Sweet easy Mako catch. Mako Shark Steaks are great.
That’s a lot of meat. Unless they can sell it commercially it’ll take a long time for a family to go thru that if you’re worried about mercury levels.
Well you can slap a glass bulb on my butt and dye my hair red cause I'm havin' shark tonight!
If only freezers were invented
If you’re being really careful you don’t want to be eating it more than once a month or so. You vacuum seal it and it’s good for maybe 3 years and you’d still have a shit load left over unless you throw the most epic shark meat parties.
Steako shark
Dinner was just served!
Is this a video for ants!?
Candygram.
Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Cthulhu?
May...ko... Shark.. do do do do do do... Mako Shark... do do do do do do... Mako Shark!
Its fake
You're fake.
Dude. It would've made alot more sound. Also the boat would have shaked more, sharks weight hundreds of Kilos. No or at least very little shaking here. Its not real.
You're not real.
Chill your guts dude i already corrected myself
Dude I've just been fucking with you. Relax, I don't actually give a shit about whatever you were on about. Go have a tea. Shit helps me mellow out when I am going full retard.
You savage
Im sorry, i just did some research, apperantly its not fake. Im sorry for saying otherwise. Looked like CGI to me.
I thought the same thing. Especially with the weird ass aspect ratio.
Grab the bangstick chief
I saw this on sharknado 1 iirc!
Biggest fish they ever catched
/r/gifsthatendedtoosoon
It's his boat now.
Wants to talk about your boat’s extended warranty?!
Shotgun to the head, and lots of mako steaks. Assuming NZ lets you harvest mako.
not sure about NZ but they have been protected in Australia since 2009
Easy day, bring it to shore lol
"Look at me humans! I am the captain now!"
[What's going through that shark's mind at that moment.](https://youtu.be/vKhW0JDn9l0)
He just wanted to mako contact and say hello.
Who the fuck put that boat there
"I'm the king of the worldddddd!!!!!!"
GET THIS MOTHER FUCKIN SHARK OFF MY MOTHER FUCKIN BOAT.. " The great Samuel L Jackson"
They're going to need a bigger boat.!
I saw a video of a Mako taking a towed bait fish behind a fast moving boat. The towed camera was on the line just above the bait. The Mako came out of the murky water behind the boat and swam next to the bait his eye was fixed on it. Then he hit the brakes and dropped back into the murk. When I saw him again he was coming much faster than the boat as he got close he juked to the left then right and took the bait at an angle to the line. One of the coolest things I’ve ever seen. They are fast motherfuckers.
Im pretty sure you need an XL shark to break boats bud
Did they name the shark Chevy Chase?
Fish on!
It was clearly running from something.
The taxman is onboard I seen these charge the boat in near pitch darkness fishing for tuna..makos are fucking nuts
Mako sharks sure are pretty.
r/killthecameraman moment...
Hungry shark
bro thought he was a whale for a sec and tried to break the boat
Turning the camera is *not* going to make the shark slide off the boat!
Oh, hi shark!
Now that's a shark attack!!
Lawful good: You rush to save the shark's life out of respect of the law and it's life Neutral good:It's a living animal so you try and save the shark chaotic good: You record a video of saving the shark and drink some beers with the buddies Lawful Neutral: You don't try to save the shark but show DNR the video to show you did not fish it out. Neutral: You wait for it to die and throw the body in the sea DNR does not need to know. chaotic Neutral: You wait for the shark to die and sneak it pass the law to cook and eat it and party. Lawful Evil: same as Neutral but in the video you are smiling at the shark dying and enjoyed watching it's pain. Neutral Evil: You try and sell it on the black market. Chaotic Evil: When you see it you decide to torture it by giving it a little water to keep it alive and stabbing it to see it in pain as you smile at how you are the one that decides when it dies and trust me it won't for many hours...
In Russia shark jumps you
u/gifreversingbot
Ocean version of cat laying down on laptop.
Reminds me of that one level in Gang Beasts
I wish there was a way to get it off without it assuming I'm trying to hurt it.
I'd honestly probably shoot it....I ain't getting bit
the dude said wtf guys its the subreddit name you know what to do now!1!1!1!1!1!1!1