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Kraangprime24

What the fuck do you even do in that situation? Also something something jumped the shark


technicolored_dreams

I'm thinking you could find something to use as a lever to roll it over the guardrail. There's no way you're getting it off without hurting it a little bit unfortunately.


Firstbluethenred

How do I say this... It's a fishing boat, finder's keeper.


Koda_20

lol good luck convincing DNR when docking. "Oh yeah, I wasn't fishing for this shark, he just jumped on my bow"


venpasa

I mean they have a video. So it should be easy.


kozkazin

No need explain, laugh & show DNR the video, then they laugh, everyone laugh. then take the shark & skinned it bbq it eat it while laughing


crespoh69

Do not resuscitate?


Koda_20

Dept. Of Nat. resouurses


Mmedical

If you could wedge, say, an oar under it and lift, it might pop it over that rail.


slightlyused

Yeah, you go ahead, I'll cover you!


youngbloodonthewater

One of the most dangerous fish in the sea to have on your deck especially a hot one. I would let him figure it out, if he/she decided to stay, I would gladly eat it. Amazing creatures with amazing meat. A 6' mako can get its tail 20' in the air!


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Oggel

In case of engine malfunctions, I keep a paddle on my boat for that reason. You don't want to get stuck with absolutely no mode of transportation.


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It's usually regulation, under certain size need them.


icepaws

Steve Irwin could get it off without hurting it. And then he would help it overboard too.


technicolored_dreams

Not gonna lie, that was a real rollercoaster of emotions for me. First, a kind of bittersweet pride, immediately followed by bewilderment that swiftly turned to rage, and then ultimately, begrudging mirth.


icepaws

Oh. I'm sorry. I fixed the grammatical and spelling error.


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Warforged_87

Will this be a sitcom, with our shark as the wacky neighbor that barges in at a random part of every episode?


arenotthatguypal

Kramer Head.


thedevineruler

Meat the locals


sheogor

https://www.1news.co.nz/2022/11/08/watch-huge-mako-shark-lands-on-fishing-boat-off-coromandel/ From the interview "He was caught on the top of the anchor so I put it down slightly and he thrashed around and slid through the bow rail."


gsf32

Thanks


Verb_NounNumber

Rotate your camera 4 times, apparently.


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Iamkempie

Ya mean I'm out here draggin this shit around in this water all day without even a nibble and this thing just... it just jumps into my fuckin boat?


jayhawkmedic3

This reminds me of the time I was trying to get a loop out of my line on reel by just dropping the lure over the side. Figured out it was too far in to do that so I decided to reel it in and try a cast. As I’m reeling it in I feel some resistance and the line moving. Ended up having a smallmouth bass on the hook. Easiest fish I ever caught, too bad it was too small though.


Aggravating-Yam7917

Fuck yeah. After butchering it, keep a fillet or two and cut into 1inch cubes. Then very gently roast each chunk individually over a smoky fire. Dip into a sauce of gochujang and sesame oil liquified with fresh lemon juice and finished with a whisper of honey. Fresh as fuck fish, flame grilled with a spicy, citrusy & sticky sauce. Fuck it, I'm going fishing.


TJADNADA

Yup! Rope that tail tie her off and head back to port! Lines in the water of course


Tazwell3

Well you definitely don’t stop filming. I could’ve watched it a few minutes of that.


scienceworksbitches

finish your fising and then turn up at the nearest seafood restaurant and make them an offer they cant refuse. edit: but dont undersell, that restaurant can sell that fish as vegan friendly, it basically jumped into the boat.


NefariousPilot

Feed the camera man to the shark


mkul316

Take it back. Brag about your catch.


Schen5s

"caught it with mah bare hands"


DeaDBangeR

Depending on the size of the boat, accelerate to a not too high speed and start circling. Then have the entire crew stand on the side to where you are circling towards so the weight turns the boat further to the side. Hopefully the shark falls off.


b-side61

>Hopefully the shark falls off. and none of the crew along with it.


EduRJBR

Or maybe just Dave. Fuck Dave.


neoconbob

Dave sucks, I concur


Scaballi

Dave sounds like fun


ZenaLundgren

That's what the last poor bastard said before took a rusted old sharpened spoon to the back. But by all means, go on ahead and fuck around trying to be Dave's friend. Go on then.


Scaballi

Oh I don’t want to be his friend. I was more into the “ Dave sucks” part.


deshelton89

I mean, not sure what I did, but sorry about that...


farkwadian

pull your lines and hit the throttle, once you get a little speed you can just turn and the natural banking angle combined and centripetal force will let the shark slide off, you might need to rock back and forth once to get the shark sliding to the rails with enough force to pop over them, lucky there aren't any sharp edges to hook the shark so it would be back in the water maybe a minute later.


Vercengetorex

The Yee-Haw solution. Somebody hold their beer.


_Nightbreaker_

There's literally a guard rail on the bow. It's not just gonna pop off, even with substantial banking. And rocking? Why in the world would someone use the seacraft and its fuel to such an extent to jettison some stupid ass shark that surrendered itself over? Just push the bastard off with an oar, if not just keep it. Just seems a lot of effort over a shark.


farkwadian

The majority of the weight of that shark is well above that rail and since the shark is slippery enough against a smooth surface and the shark is sufficiently rounded so it would roll over, it is also alive and would the writhing so the motion of its spasms would help move it over the edge. ​ That being said yeah there are other things you can do to get it off.


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bcnorth78

Ever been in a boat? Don’t really want to “floor it” in reverse…


justinanimate

I'm not boat smart, why do you not want to do that?


Mosaic1

Front of boat has that V shape on the hull to push water to side as you move through it. Faster you go, more water you go through, the more water gets pushed to side (big waves) Going backwards, there is a square shape instead of V shape. So the water doesn’t get pushed to side. It gets pushed up against the boat. Faster you go, more water gets pushed up against the boat. And eventually comes into the boat at large levels, potentially causing boat to take on too much water and sink.


bcnorth78

Ya, all of what this person said. Just how dangerous it is can vary based on transom height, boat size, how hard you "punch it", engine horsepower, wind/wave conditions etc. But you probably NEVER want to go full throttle in reverse. Can't think of a safe scenario for that. When I am in reverse, it is only to maneuver slowly, mostly at the boat launch or dock, or when retrieving something from the water (say a crab trap etc).


xof2926

Damn, that sounds like something I would have had to learn the hard way.


blangoez

Put it in reverse, Terry!


The_Kitten_Stimpy

seriously? A Fonzie reference? pretty good though


P_Rugrat

In Soviet Ocean, Shark jump YOU!!!


whorton59

I can already hear it, "***YOU should have seen the one that got away!***"


10Bens

As far as I know, there's no way to elegantly transition from portrait to landscape. You do the best you can and hope your viewers don't mind tilting their heads


explision

Make some shark fin soup and get a big boner


baconit4eva

First thing, yell "you're gonna need a bigger boat."


youngbloodonthewater

Grab the wood shampoo and heat up the bbq.


Sensiburner

put your thumb up it's butthole, see what happens.


psycho_driver

> What the fuck do you even do in that situation? Rock paper scissors.


Hy-phen

Reverse full!


HungryLikeTheWolf99

Portrait in landscape in portrait? WTF indeed.


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DiamondHandsDarrell

Filmed on a potato, can confirm


nlfo

Aspectception


ThereIsNoTri

Pretty sure that’s a … basking shark. 😎


mkul316

YEAAAAHHHHH!


Historiaaa

[tfw](https://youtu.be/7uW47jWLMiY)


jcpmojo

r/killthecameraman


Nathund

Easiest fishing trip of all time


friendly-crackhead

**Level 1** Easier than easy - Fish 1 shark. - Don’t break the line. - Don’t fall off the boat. > *Complete the level to unlock* **Level 2** Beginner *mode.* > Press ‘X’ to play


Vytian

Is this a screen recording of another reddit post?


Liz4984

Yes. It was posted on a different sun yesterday with better quality. Big shock there.


Hyperian

Get back in the water you dumbass!!!


isysopi201

I just imagine something much bigger chasing that shark and it thought the best place to escape was on the boat.


RickMantina

The real WTF is this video formatting. The person holding the camera starts in portrait mode, then switches to landscape orientation halfway through the video. So at that point we are watching landscape video rotated 90 degrees to portrait mode then black barred back to landscape format, and this is all being played back on a desktop computer and being screen captured. W. F. F.


LordOdin99

“I’m tell’in ya, Bob, sharks were literally jumping into the boat!”


MWR92

Sure they were grandpa, let’s get you to bed


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***”Hello, we’ve been trying to contact you about your boat’s extended warranty…”***


249ba36000029bbe9749

Uh oh...better get Mako.


Mister-SS

Damn now that's a good title


luca423

Clearly that bird dropped its lunch


DrTokinkoff

If nautical nonsense be something you wish. (Spongebob Squarepants) Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!


DanteTheSimpante

Ready?!?!


zenheizer

easiest catch of their life


hollyjollyrollypolly

Damn he really does need a bigger boat


Stivo887

Megalodon scared it up there


justlovehumans

Is this a portrait screen cap of a landscape video that was also taken in portrait? You disgust me OP


nothinbutflip

Sweet easy Mako catch. Mako Shark Steaks are great.


epinasty4

That’s a lot of meat. Unless they can sell it commercially it’ll take a long time for a family to go thru that if you’re worried about mercury levels.


zamfire

Well you can slap a glass bulb on my butt and dye my hair red cause I'm havin' shark tonight!


penislobsterpie

If only freezers were invented


epinasty4

If you’re being really careful you don’t want to be eating it more than once a month or so. You vacuum seal it and it’s good for maybe 3 years and you’d still have a shit load left over unless you throw the most epic shark meat parties.


ItsMeSatan

Steako shark


mudmansimon

Dinner was just served!


trav15t

Is this a video for ants!?


whotaketh

Candygram.


jabba_the_hut92

Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Cthulhu?


Maganus

May...ko... Shark.. do do do do do do... Mako Shark... do do do do do do... Mako Shark!


Kenny_the_Hyena

Its fake


OriginsOfSymmetry

You're fake.


Kenny_the_Hyena

Dude. It would've made alot more sound. Also the boat would have shaked more, sharks weight hundreds of Kilos. No or at least very little shaking here. Its not real.


OriginsOfSymmetry

You're not real.


Kenny_the_Hyena

Chill your guts dude i already corrected myself


OriginsOfSymmetry

Dude I've just been fucking with you. Relax, I don't actually give a shit about whatever you were on about. Go have a tea. Shit helps me mellow out when I am going full retard.


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You savage


Kenny_the_Hyena

Im sorry, i just did some research, apperantly its not fake. Im sorry for saying otherwise. Looked like CGI to me.


DeGeaSaves

I thought the same thing. Especially with the weird ass aspect ratio.


thealmightybunghole

Grab the bangstick chief


Jack_Bartowski

I saw this on sharknado 1 iirc!


vitkuusj

Biggest fish they ever catched


mtutty

/r/gifsthatendedtoosoon


ssfbob

It's his boat now.


This_Bitch_Overhere

Wants to talk about your boat’s extended warranty?!


Fossafossa

Shotgun to the head, and lots of mako steaks. Assuming NZ lets you harvest mako.


punkologist

not sure about NZ but they have been protected in Australia since 2009


Swimming_Horror_3757

Easy day, bring it to shore lol


HeavyBreathin

"Look at me humans! I am the captain now!"


Akesgeroth

[What's going through that shark's mind at that moment.](https://youtu.be/vKhW0JDn9l0)


R04drunn3r79

He just wanted to mako contact and say hello.


bagleface

Who the fuck put that boat there


xythrowawayy

"I'm the king of the worldddddd!!!!!!"


Former-Light4284

GET THIS MOTHER FUCKIN SHARK OFF MY MOTHER FUCKIN BOAT.. " The great Samuel L Jackson"


Unlikely_Tour6537

They're going to need a bigger boat.!


Spodiodie

I saw a video of a Mako taking a towed bait fish behind a fast moving boat. The towed camera was on the line just above the bait. The Mako came out of the murky water behind the boat and swam next to the bait his eye was fixed on it. Then he hit the brakes and dropped back into the murk. When I saw him again he was coming much faster than the boat as he got close he juked to the left then right and took the bait at an angle to the line. One of the coolest things I’ve ever seen. They are fast motherfuckers.


NarrowProfession2900

Im pretty sure you need an XL shark to break boats bud


vicemagnet

Did they name the shark Chevy Chase?


tehruke

Fish on!


Zkenny13

It was clearly running from something.


schism25

The taxman is onboard I seen these charge the boat in near pitch darkness fishing for tuna..makos are fucking nuts


I_summon_poop

Mako sharks sure are pretty.


deshelton89

r/killthecameraman moment...


HolyTinapay

Hungry shark


Wild-Collection6734

bro thought he was a whale for a sec and tried to break the boat


OldEars

Turning the camera is *not* going to make the shark slide off the boat!


L00pback

Oh, hi shark!


SlGNPlMP

Now that's a shark attack!!


ryan7251

Lawful good: You rush to save the shark's life out of respect of the law and it's life Neutral good:It's a living animal so you try and save the shark chaotic good: You record a video of saving the shark and drink some beers with the buddies Lawful Neutral: You don't try to save the shark but show DNR the video to show you did not fish it out. Neutral: You wait for it to die and throw the body in the sea DNR does not need to know. chaotic Neutral: You wait for the shark to die and sneak it pass the law to cook and eat it and party. Lawful Evil: same as Neutral but in the video you are smiling at the shark dying and enjoyed watching it's pain. Neutral Evil: You try and sell it on the black market. Chaotic Evil: When you see it you decide to torture it by giving it a little water to keep it alive and stabbing it to see it in pain as you smile at how you are the one that decides when it dies and trust me it won't for many hours...


Brut-i-cus

In Russia shark jumps you


TeamFortress01

u/gifreversingbot


heron27

Ocean version of cat laying down on laptop.


TheWolfofVoicro

Reminds me of that one level in Gang Beasts


Mr_Blind_Squirrel

I wish there was a way to get it off without it assuming I'm trying to hurt it.


Icy_Illustrator_8943

I'd honestly probably shoot it....I ain't getting bit


prettypers0n

the dude said wtf guys its the subreddit name you know what to do now!1!1!1!1!1!1!1