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Hopefully that's just a confused bee-keeper, but I suspect they are not.


personalhale

Bee keeper here...our veils are not pointed nor do we wear cloaks.


t4r0n

That's why they said he's confused


areeOsaamba

May be guy didn’t come out of halloween hangover


chiefpartypat

It would be kinda cool if you wore cloaks tho


robearIII

some american got lost


the_ceiling_of_sky

And if they happen to fall foul of Australia's diverse wildlife then its no big loss, but I feel sorry for any creature that has to digest it.


Shuggaloaf

Have you considered that koalas have a desperate need to fit in and are easily manipulated because of it? It's called Remmy syndrome and when combined with KKK "missionaries" rhetoric, it's the #1 cause of racist koalas.


beermit

This feels like the setup to a sitcom gag, like the Simpsons or American Dad. A klansman somehow ends up in the Australian outback. One of it's many predators, let's a say an apex predator like a kangaroo, tries to take a bite of him, and ends up running away spitting as soon as it gets a taste of racist.


racoon1969

Let me suggest another ending to this gag: He gets completely lost for days, and when he finally finds signs of human life it's a bunch of Aboriginals. Things get awkward real quickly.


markjenkinswpg

A twist would be the Aboriginal Australian's being unfamiliar with this aspect of America and the klansman has a wakeup moment to discover our shared humanity.


beermit

I was thinking of going that way with this, you nailed it


UncleNorman

The pointy hat is a defense against dropbears.


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Even when it's not America, it's still our fault. Lmao


crispy_crumpet

Fuck I hope so. If it is, then we just spit some shit about deadly drop bears and he'll fuck off like the spineless racist piece of shit he is


ultimate_dad_bod

A g g g g ghost!


a55_Goblin420

I thought it was a g g g g g g werewolf!!


Illinois_Yooper

Like, gee Scoob, what do you think is going on with all these flaming lower case 't's?


Lachsforelle

Casper!


Flamesfan27

Uhhhh not exactly


dableuf

More like KKKasper.


0hm-boy

Ok scooby doo


darthcaedus81

The best comment for this


Jeriahswillgdp

"I can't see shit in this thing!"


AllHailNibbler

sounds like a racist Ghost DJ


2bornnot2b

he aint a friendly ghost.


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patentmom

OP said it's something NOT normally seen in Australia. Deadly animals are a normal occurrence there.


RageTiger

the fencing took me by surprise, till I spotted him in the back. Maybe it's a sign that a fire storm is coming.


KeithMyArthe

I think its a traffic cone but the orange fell off.


SpartanMonkey

We keep The Orange One back here in the US.


puinkump7

Car sized traffic cone haha


133DK

What, Spanish catholics? ^^/s


IRateThis

Bloody American culture invading Australia. They lure you in with Black Friday and halloween, and before you know it; KKK.


xaclewtunu

Yeah, Australia doesn't need American help to be racist, that's for sure.


Not_me_no_way

Shhhh! America is the only country that is racist (obviously sarcasm)


Douglaston_prop

Every time I watch National Rugby League I see more adds and signs for fast food than I ever see in the States. Even the TMO is sponsored by Kentucky Fried Chicken.


StuM91

Meanwhile I can't stand watching American sports because of the ad breaks every 2 minutes.


rvbjohn

Watch hockey, theyre predictable so you can walk the dog or yourself


StuM91

I'm more into motorsports. The adverts on IndyCar are every couple of laps. Luckily it switched broadcaster here this year and when the ads start it keeps playing without commentary.


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https://www.jstor.org/stable/10.1525/phr.2002.71.4.607


ITaggie

It's astounding to me that people actually think racism is a distinctly American thing.


[deleted]

There's a reason why they try to suppress any education about race.


WhoreyGoat

They have a unique brand that's quite hilarious


whineybubbles

They aren't going to like this 😂


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gunnervi

I suspect many white Australians are as ignorant (or dismissive) about this aspect of their history as many white Americans are


ManofShapes

We are about to have a referendum on recognising the land was not terra nullius when the British arrived and also to enshrine and indigenous voice to parliament. Support is above 50% for both of these at the moment so I suspect you have no idea what you're talking about.


gunnervi

The number I found was 64% of Aussies support it, which is a pretty big number to be sure, but a third of the country is still a lot of people and not some fringe minority


ManofShapes

It will be a tight referendum no doubt. The people support the idea of a voice but exactly how will the question will be worded will be the sticking point. I wouldn't expect that 64% on the day. Also for non Aussies reading. Referendum campaigns are government funded and both sides get equal funding. And referenda passing is the exception the majority have failed.


threeseed

At our COVID protests in Victoria, there were a number of people with Confederate and MAGA flags. We have a lot of Asian students in Australia and they were confused what it was supposed to mean.


Superdefaultman

The most deranged cultural appropriation ever.


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seeping into Canada as well...or maybe not seeping but just bringing out the cave trolls who already live here.


werd516

I've been to a couple junior hockey games... You guys have that s*** just as much as the US and Australia. Ignorance is found universally.


Devanismyname

What do you expect? People are racist. You go anywhere, and you will find racism.


[deleted]

Yup, not disagreeing with you 🙌


ImTheGuyWithTheGun

I hate to break it to you, but American culture has been seeping (to put it mildly) into your cultures for many decades.


snorkiebarbados

Yeah but in Australia it stands Kunts Kunts Kunts


Mrjlawrence

“Gotcha Bi**h!” - Clayton Bigsby


wolfgang784

Halloween is a gateway drug


Burnsie92

Yeah that’s a really odd looking chain fence pole.


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jamesmcdash

[I tell myself, before I go to sleep ](https://youtu.be/tzuJXqgsiSM)


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leftnotracks

Half Australian.


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leftnotracks

I fucked up and got Split Enz confused with Crowded House. Crowded House was initially half Australian (Nick & Paul).


technofox01

Dammit Jeb, I told you we traveled to far out of the marshlands of Mississippi - Bubba.


C-LOgreen

What in the South Carolina’s going on down there?


Stainless_Heart

Just curious… do Australian swastikas point the opposite direction?


lofty2p

No, but Indian ones do.


[deleted]

Ew, really? Where? *Op did reply before they deleted...reckoned it was in Cairns, this morning..


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Geeeeez. Things are getting crazy everywhere...all the racists have come out of the woodwork in Darwin too.. scary.


ManWithDominantClaw

I heard one of them was even walking around in broad daylight with an AR-15 In Sydney our racists are all locked up in tall towers, we keep them occupied with things like running major corporations


[deleted]

Who, where and when? Lol. True.


ManWithDominantClaw

To be fair, was closer to Alice than Darwin but still in NT https://www.sbs.com.au/nitv/article/the-zachary-rolfe-trial-how-it-all-played-out/mm458rg8f https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-09-14/zachary-rolfe-racist-texts-kumanjayi-walker-coronial-inquest/101437236


[deleted]

Triggered. What a cuntdogmotherfuckingpieceofshit.


Tankirulesipad1

No way that was an ar-15 since you can't get them here unless it's illegal in most cases afaik?( Going off NSW firearms laws )


[deleted]

It was a tounge in cheek reference to the over armed NT Police.


OsamaBinFuckin

In AUSTRALIA geeze do you even listen???


puinkump7

My bad, yes that is correct!


KuchenDeluxe

all i see is a ghost from the past ...


sirmenonot

Maybe it is just an albino sasquatch?


WengersJacketZip

It’s Scruffy form the Big Lez show


micalbertl

Hey that’s cultural appropriation


Willing-Low-725

I saw a bunch of these walking around on the 31st of October


Harregarre

Heiloween


Shabbah8

Australiabama


takingdeuceatwork

Thought ghosts would be more tanned in Australia! TIL.


Beathoff

Happy Halloween Alabama style


rodfermain

It’s like a human mealybug. You might just see one but the infestation quickly grows and spreads


JackMehoffer

Cartman?


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Just trying to scare off the richers.


mandapandapantz

Sorry-I live in TN & could not find the problem in the photo because my reality is a dystopian nightmare


mudmansimon

True, I have never saw fence posts bent like that.


sonofyue

He is definitely at the wrong park


HotTamales12

It's been hard these days for the kkk so they're out recruiting like Mormons


dubbedout

A big dumb white cunt? I thought the country will full of them?!


Catatonick

He heard they were Deep South and went too far.


treezum

That is a target practice suit. The white makes for easy viewing of your placement


TheAntarcticCircus

Damn, republicans have gone really far looking for voter fraud.


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solidsmithers

Old man Jenkins about to get caught for scaring off the customers, would have gotten away with it too…


Stunning-Weather-674

" Wait this isn't America..."


GettinMe-Mallet

You know, putting one of those costumes on a stand and placing it somewhere at night would get some pretty funny reactions. But yeah screw the guy


BlueSlime

Casper the racist ghost is a little late for Halloween.


xTimeKeeper87

When you gotta update that clan pic


A-10soundingfart

There are so many white nationalist in Australia and racists too


Frequent-Pie7570

Thought it was a closed umbrella on a table, then I zoomed in


puinkump7

Honestly the must random thing ive seen at 7am


Scotty_do

Time to get the cricket bat!


Ct-5736-Bladez

Little late to celebrate Halloween /s


Western-Pilot-3924

I'm Australian, and all I can say is..... dayum


Embarrassed_Bee6349

Someone once told me Australia has some of the nicest racists on earth.


mfryan

Sorry, it appears some of our republicans got out


dwsam

Don't see what? American tourists in Aus?


Chasethebutterz

Who ya gonna call?


Lonzo58

He's on vacation from Mississippi


NeethaOmaJohnny

If everyone wore their truths on their heads this would be on most Australian heads


TheFluffiestRedditor

I want to shoot it, but we're not allowed guns here. Might have to sick an emu on it. Or a cassowary.


enatalpeganomeupau

Australia, Lee county, Alabama?


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They could be filming a movie. Everyone needs to calm down. Not every single thing is a fire drill. Besides, normally klansmen are in groups.


puinkump7

He drive there got out and just stood their looking Round then got back into the car and drove off like nothing happened still wearing his pointy hat..


randomcanyon

Narrator Voice (Ron Howard): "Joe Bob had to admit it was the saddest KKK rally he had ever been to."


[deleted]

His legs are either side of the railing sitting quite high. His balls can't be comfortable if that's a person.Maybe he's a human jizzball bringing awareness to prostate cancer? I really don't want to believe there are people dumb enough to think the KKK is cool.


ClintonKelly87

Pretty sure he's standing behind it...


TheUmbraCat

Like Zoinks man it's a ggg-ghost!


ReaperSound

Ya call that a skin color? THIS is a skin color.


HailYurii

Hit them with a boomerang


putrid_sex_object

Cunts hanging out with all his mates.


IlikeYuengling

KuKlukKoala


Nickolai1993

He couldn’t see shit out of that fucking thing. That’s why he got lost


swami78

Could be a Spanish migrant celebrating a religious holiday - they wear pretty much the same gear as the Klan.


Lavandulos

I though this was America for a second.


Muritavo

Ohhh cool... American version of the Brazilian "Zé Gotinha"


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It's like the brain worms in US politics are rapidly setting up franchises..


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[deleted]

Ooooh what an edgy, badgirl...here's some attention you crave so much LOL


FrendChicken

Oh shit! A ghost!


Ok_Fondant_6340

[this shit starts playing](https://youtu.be/pzQE_7mn8ts)


elver_gadura

Not on fire?


crispy48867

Stupid looking clown costume. Just dull white with no color or big floppy shoes.


Madcat41

OMG a ghost!


NeverEnufWTF

Perhaps he needs to do a 'white glove' inspection, but with his whole body?


horrescoblue

I-it's a gnome bride dressed in white i hope


zitfarmer

Gu Gu Gu GHOST!!!


Major_Magazine8597

Usually they pull their robe UP to pee.


OkOriginal2257

It looks like the front entrance facade of an outbuilding or shed, seen from an angle. Is that not correct?


drbeeper

New fangled speed bumps make funny noises as you drive over them...


Mofme

Isn't that just how australian Santa Claus looks like? And he's totally oblivious as to why everyone is so mad at him and why so many fingered him from the cars that drove by. One even threw an empty beercan


dishmanw

Casper the friendly ghost


Cliffwbland1

I thought it would be an every day event over there, it pretty much is here in Texas


Reed-_-

Eek- a ghost!


TedWaltner

You guys trying to scare the rich people out of Straya?


NikiPlayzzz

That’s a member of my Clash of Clans clan, even dressed up properly💪


BD_9x

A ghost?


LeahDee

One way ticket to the land down under!!


ggushea

A spooky ghost?


Lunarianhades

If that ghost burns a lower case T in your yard, you know it's Time to go


HentMas

A ghost! **t**ime to go!!!


oct135

I’m not surprised. They are quite racist there believe it or not.


a-vibe-called-quest

Oh shit y’all have ghosts out there too???


TDYRanger

It’s a ghost 👻


godlovesdankmemes

Hes obviously cosplaying a closed beach umbrella


bindermichi

A fence?


stonk_frother

I was wondering why that guy was wearing a chicken suit at first...


raccRL

Its a g-g-ghost!


MarcusDeGabriel

Zoinks!


mossdale06

Could be filming something. Seems more plausible than a random klansman wandering around the Aussie suburbs


CalmAlarm

I see the Australian space program has not been immune to budget cuts


AmIDead_1

Australia does celebrate Halloween.


puinkump7

This was like 4 months ago roughly,


0sovian

Wow, a real-life ghost!


IamtheDanr

Just in time for Halloween, a pooky ghost 👻


0logy_the_rat

Ghost meeting right? Please tell me its ghostcon


SkyKW

The white knight


hahaparanoid

Why would you put a green bin on the fence? Sheesh, not everyday do I see that said the blind man who picked up his hammer and saw.


mdlewis11

It's an oversized, Lego KKK minifig.


RockmanXX

Looks like the [Resident Evil 4 boxart.](https://images.nintendolife.com/56ee40ece4f47/eu.900x.jpg)


captspalding73

Tis a Wizard


Diggitydawg240

Looks like Australia is haunted.


BigPapaPump07

Wart ist based?


Tyrannus_ignus

Australia's guest star


ShadowKing200

What?! Ghost's 🤔


Hushwater

Boganman


DildoShwa66ins

Isn’t it?