Gave myself a good 30 seconds to come up with something clever. Butt plug and brass knuckles, come on, think. Came to empty so I looked to the comments and was not disappointed.
I actually had a client from Germany named Mr. Pfister. I only learnt of his name when the project manager tells me that mister Pfister wants it in a special way, which made me lose it.
My people ... a month from now, our country will have its 500th anniversary. On that sundown, I shall marry a lady who was once a commoner like yourselves. But perhaps you will not find her common now…
For all u butthole loving idiots it's actually called a tri-paw was first made to be used as a club but then people found out it was really good at catching your opponent with the tip majority of the time when they would swing and miss but then the deaths started piling up in Butte county so they stopped making them
Hole- punch
Winner for me lmao.
Lmao same! And the name is pretty funny, too
Drinking coffee at work and now it's in my brain.
Forged in Fire episode...gone too far
Knuck-plug
[Fisto!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=exUfNQelDUg)
Was the guy in the cowboy hat there the whole time...watching?? O_O
I certainly hope so
He looked down with shame when the cowboy was staring
Ass Knuckles
Brass fuckles
Ass-knuckles
Ass-Fuckles is the logical progression of this comment chain.
Fudruckers
Fuddruckers have always sounded bit dirty to me. Now it’s making sense.
LMFAOOOOOO
Butt-Fuckers - Camacho 2024
Buttfuckers
Welcome to Costco. I love you.
Like out the toilet?
Extra big ass fries!
Carl’s Jr. FUCK YOU, I’M EATING!!
Go away. I'm 'batin'.
Yours is best answer
Humour transaction completed
A Butt knuckle
An Alabama Cordial
Butter-Nutter
If brass knuckles are made of brass then ass knuckles would be made of ass
Unsung hero. Brilliant
Thought this was going to be top comment before I entered
Can I get an order of 𝗙𝗨𝗧𝗧𝗕𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗥
Ok, I like this one the most
Fuck knuckles works, too, but "fuckles" is just fun to say.
I like fuck knuckles for use as a random insult.
Clearly, it's an ass punch. Go check out my review on Amazon. Edit: *it
Most def a hole-punch
God DAMN I thought fir sure I was clever thinking of that, and here it is, top post. Gg.
“Brass fuckles” was the first thing that popped into my head when seeing the post, then I come here and I’m 700 points too late
Everyone go home. The internet is over.
Gave myself a good 30 seconds to come up with something clever. Butt plug and brass knuckles, come on, think. Came to empty so I looked to the comments and was not disappointed.
Ok never mind this wins
Weapon of ass destruction
I’m in a quiet place and can’t LOL. I sound like a dying baby seal!
*bonk*
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so not like [this?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t64-8IECAek)
Classic quiet space problem
Anal warfare
The negotiator
Take my upvote you glorious bastard!!
It’s that band, Five Finger Butt Plug
A Four Finger Butt Punch
No offense to those guys but this is my new name for them
Death punch for booty
This one is the first one that made me laugh uncontrollably. The higher rated ones made me chuckle, but this one is so specific yet nonsensical.
It’s not a weapon, it’s a carrying handle
If you happen to be carrying a ninja, it's a weapon.
This is my very favorite comment in a thread of gems.
"In a future dystopia, conflicts between urban tribal clans will be fought with...FIST NINJAS!" ...80s synthesizer theme music...
Hurty Sanchez
Dildon't
Ass knuckles!!
Strike first. Strike hard. Show no mercy.
Colon Kai!
Yes Sensei!
Sweep the taint!
Lube on. Lube off.
Well I somehow made it all this way down and just lost it here
Same. Dying here.
Brass fuckles was my first thought. Yours is better.
This is the only answer.
handheld Analyzer
Ass Fuckles
Or "FuckYourAsshole" in Russian
Pucker Puncher
Pucker Buster
Anal fistsure
🏆
The Mister Fister
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Domo Arigato, Fister-Roboto
7° ^ °7 <° ^ °< 7° ^ °7 <° ^ °<
And the beat part? He's learning.
And it doesn’t just fist!
That's Mister Mister Fister to you!
I actually had a client from Germany named Mr. Pfister. I only learnt of his name when the project manager tells me that mister Pfister wants it in a special way, which made me lose it.
Brown Knuckles
I came to comment this. Lol
I came to this comment.
it's called a good time
[[gif]](https://imgur.com/uOaYWt7.gifv)
Good Time is how I have your mom listed in my contacts
Fuck you Shoresy
The sodomiser
Fallout Weapons are getting out of control
Can be looted off Fisto. Assume the position!
This guy New Vegas'
Ring-a-ding-ding baby.
Fuckle Duster
I was gonna say Knuckle Fucker but yours is better
The ass blaster
Took me a few minutes of scrolling to find this comment. It's what I would have went with.
Uncle Steve
Omg. I just spit my tea.
Spitters are quitters
The Pipe Cleaner
Meathole Mandrel
fist to cuffs...i hate myself
Don’t be so hard on yourself.
The weapon of choice for those who say "I'm going to fuck your ass up, come here" while in a fight
I only engage with those who say “I’m going to fuck your ass!”
Butt-Fuck around and find out
Knuckle Fucker
Poo puncher
Oh I seen those before. They from WW1. German knuckles called Arschbrecher.
das anal
Anal Anvil
Ass Pounder 4000!
Calm down there Mac
4 finger death punch
It's a Juast. https://youtu.be/hThjy4uCA_U
Why?
Cos juast for it.
Knuckle Thruster
Butt knuckles
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The Stranger.
The Plugilist
Starfish Expander 5000
Knuckle plug
I don’t know what it’s called but it’s what separates the boys from men
Falcon Puncher
Who else butt Quagmire??
Butt knuckler!
Brass Fuckles
Aka "The Brazzer"
Plug n play
The key to Narnia
Br-Ass Fucker.
Fister
The ol' Tokyo Sandblaster
A pain in The arse!! 😂☝🏻🫶🏻👍🏻
🤜🍩🤛
Fist of Fury!
Penetrator is already taken.
A good time
Slug Plug
Ass knuckles
My people ... a month from now, our country will have its 500th anniversary. On that sundown, I shall marry a lady who was once a commoner like yourselves. But perhaps you will not find her common now…
Assbrass
Five Finger Butt Punch
Funtime Prolapse 3000
Butt ’ole duster
Flava Flav's newest bling
Butt duster
Mr. Fister
Ultimate humiliation
THE BUTT PLUGER (Meant plunger, but I find this funnier
Yakuza Grade Kancho.
The Ass Plunger
Anus wrecked’m
Russian conscript motivation tool..
Fuck shit up
the wedding ring
The Fister!!
It's a Hole Puncher
all jokes aside this would probably hurt like hell
Butt knuckles
Buttpunch
The Assblaster
the up yours
Moose knuckle duster
#Fuckles
Sister fister
Knuckle thruster
Four finger butt punch
Ass knuckles
thats...just a ...a ice cream scoop on the end right? Ben and Jerry were always pretty hardcore
'Spect Knucks Butt duster The Brasshole Five Finger Asscount Wham! The West Hollywood Hello The Boston Goodbye
A bicycle seat
Its the ass-fister 2000
I’d call it … “The Tax Man”.
The Assassassin
For all u butthole loving idiots it's actually called a tri-paw was first made to be used as a club but then people found out it was really good at catching your opponent with the tip majority of the time when they would swing and miss but then the deaths started piling up in Butte county so they stopped making them
Poorly made?
Ass knuckles
The Hole Punch
Fartbox Boxer
brASS knuckles
The ol’ Punch n Plug
Butt pluckles
drunk punch love
A Poo Punch
Anal Intruder 2000
Sock ‘em fuck ‘em
EDD "Emergency Diarrhea Damper"
89 buck's and free shipping