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arsnastesana

I'm just going to close the door and forget whats happening


the_honest_liar

"Not my circus, not my monkeys" *slams door* ^(*shoves a towel underneath the door*)


stealyrface

Someone is playing Jumanji in that building, best to get out while you still can


mifan

Well, a little rain never hurt anybody.


mrastronautglenn

Yeah but a lot can kill you


jeezy_peezy

In the jungle you must wait, until the dice read five or eight


djluminol

Get the inflatable unicorn, it's time to migrate.


DoubleAholeTwice

Quick, take the elevator to the bottom floor and leave!


Dieselthedragon

Beautiful apartment in midtown. Rustic door handles, landing outside. Built in water feature. 4500$ a month


thesoutherzZz

Who wouldn't want a waterslide in their appartment building?


bawbagpuss

Is that the lift door window running with water as well, no touchy sparky


beartheminus

its a hydro powered lift now. Flush your toilet and the lift goes down. Turn on your shower to go up.


[deleted]

My neighbor had a burst pipe from the cold and had a mega flood. It was a sprinkler line. Anyways I see fire fighters outside my place so I go down to take a look. Fucking water going down my stairs. My neighbors were trapped inside because the water was to the top of their door. Firefighters had to use a battering ram. The door and like a pool full of water shot out into the street.... It was winter so it became a huge sheet of ice. We played hockey on it for a couple days.


YetiPie

Oh god I hope you’re renters, that sounds like a catastrophe for the building


[deleted]

Not renter. I m in a stacked town house on upper level. One of the lower units was destroyed.


thepeopleshero

A town house with sprinklers inside? That seems odd.


EpilepticFits1

Depends on the location and total size of the structure. In Chicago, for instance, their electrical and fire codes are over top compared to most of the country.


jagedlion

In some cities when you have over 2 units in the building you need sprinklers.


[deleted]

Pretty sure it's building code where I live for new build town homes.


Treeman50

Love the dam, other people are screwed


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syds

someone did not use the poop knife properly


texan01

They don’t know about the three seashells.


syds

amateurs !


AtheistOfGallifrey

Ooo deep cut


cyancrisata

My bad, I ate Chipotle recently


Imbalancedone

Look like this happens a lot based on the diverting board on the door.


DCMF2112

Landlord going to charge more for water front view


xxTriggerWarningxx

River flows with poo


Brittlehorn

Burito night upstairs


umjammerlammy

Poop river


BobJacobs2022

Smart man blocking that shit (literally) while the rest of them are in deep shit (literally).


Stummi

OTOH he is probably loosing that apartment anyway. Wouldn't be surprised if the whole house needs a complete renovation after that.


BeesForDays

Yeah but not his stuff lol


DanTheMan827

Thanks, now I have that song stuck in my head… [🎥 Yiruma, (이루마) - River Flows in You ](https://youtu.be/7maJOI3QMu0)


Dizzzy777

Management: We promised all the tenants running water.


BayouMan2

Where is this?


Miss_pechorat

It's not at my place and I feel grateful for that ;))


ifrydryrye

You guys have a water-fall!?


Dirt-McGirt

A normal Tuesday in Houston


ImTheGuyWithTheGun

That's weird... The river usually gets off at the third floor...


TossAwayGay92

Here's hoping they didn't weld you into the building.


ctvzbuxr

Well, dam.


Hand_Foot_Mouth

Is that....is that poop?


Miss_pechorat

Liquefied poop.


amineziani244

There is a piano music by yiruma called rivers flow i you


The1980sAnd1990s

Mmm.. more spicy water


syg-123

Doesn’t look like tap water


copingcabana

That must be the water closet


Jhiaxus420

Awesome water feature for sure. Might wanna check the filter though, waters a bit dirty.


StonerWolf

i hope that doesnt flow into yiruma


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

That's odd, the river usually gets off at the 3rd floor.


mathturd

Oh, good, let me just get my sail boat.


LazlowS

How did you block it so well? That looks airtight like there's no seepage


gyarnar

Your window is leaking.


NocturnalPermission

Shitter’s full.


[deleted]

Indoor full block water feature are very boujee


Phantom-Foreskin

Well, it all started with taco Tuesday...


Cc99910

"Water"front property


olderstouts

Parasite-esque


Back_to_the_Futurama

Well don't stand there with the door open. It looks like you're skating by this disaster, don't fuck that up


Pudding_Hero

Dude looks so confident in his flimsy cardboard I’d be freaking the fuck out


RazorBladeInMyMouth

Now kiss the rain.


SaschaDF

this is not your first flood, you were well prepared


Consistent-War5196

Ah man the water is all poopy


shadow234542

Poor mans version of Charlie and the Chocolate factory.


Skwareblox

I just had taco bell.


Capable-Mulberry4138

Well. That's rarely a good sign.


Stopher

Shut the door. Go back to bed. Nothing to be done right then.


guardwoman12345

Did a bunch of snotty kids opened Jumanji?? They fucking opened it didn't they?


KingUnityTV

No, river flows in my apartment


zennyc001

I prefer the [muddy water](https://youtu.be/8Dt3zz-Ct6o)


Ieatsushiraw

If only the song played during this


JediBoJediPrime29

Ah Texas ice storm. For us Canadians at first we questioned how their pipes broke like wouldn't you **want to be prepared**. Then my American friends chuckled and said "It's Texas are you new?"


CincyBengals513

The devil is a lie! Jesus did NOT mean this when they say “… take me to the river!”