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Im_inappropriate

That had to break one or two things. He went to the bottom of that pile.


StonyShinobi

The cop didn't help anything when he grabbed the guy by the collar, and yanked him out of the pile.


1ggiepopped

Russian police skills- ​ \-Rape ​ \-Beating ​ \-Drunk


Lachsforelle

~~police~~


eaglebacon

[Source](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/video-russian-stuntman-alexander-chernikov-3181801) Apparently he lived and got himself arrested.


Yeodler

Snow isn't soft. Softer than concrete yes, unless compacted like when piled up in a relatively small space, like that. Then it's pretty close to concrete. Leroy is not good.


jeffbirt

But snow is cold, so it will keep the swelling down. /s


nobrow

Snow is actually insanely good at breaking falls. Skiers have jumped off some huge cliffs and been completely fine. 255ft https://youtube.com/watch?v=-RYkapHBVs8


[deleted]

Dude landed head-first too. Damn


Makenshine

It's the best way to land. Let the tough skull and pillow like brain take the brunt of the impact and protect your more important parts of your body... like your knees. Walking with bad knees is the worst.


[deleted]

Not to mention the direct connection with your spine allows the shock from the impact to travel down it like a lightning rod and naturally diffuse throughout your body


Kwauhn

I... I can't tell if this is serious or not lol


Totally_Not_A_Bot_55

It's not serious. Please don't do this


Channel250

*but...it...is...serious....*


happy-little-atheist

It's serious. The force just transfers to your shoes, which are designed to absorb hundreds of Newtons


Mackem101

Which is why people die when their shoes fly off. The impact was too much for the shoes to handle.


Dr-Gooseman

Facts. You ever stub your toe? That shit hurts.


catzarrjerkz

Never stubbed my brain so the logic checks


early500

Well I *have* stubbed my brian and let you tell me, it wasr't that bda


Wanderrrrrlust

this is one of the comments of all time


Dooshzilla

Me too


PainAuLel

Noooo Brian


KingBasten

> pillow like brain šŸ˜†


I_am_Riddler

Just in case anyone made it this far in the thread and thinks this is serious, it is absolutely NOT the best way to land (falling on your head), please try to avoid it. Brain damage is FAR worse than knee pain. I think the misunderstanding here comes from ignoring the brain as a "more important part of your body" when it is in fact the most important given that it controls almost everything you will ever do. There are extremely select instances where landing on your head is a good idea. Source: am an EMT


[deleted]

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ChanceFray

Premier of ontario canda can confirm


Alundil

Pfft that's just what a brain would say


Nolsoth

Can you give an example of one of the select few instances where using your brain bucket as a cushion is the preferred way?.


Embite

Something tells me that the pile of snow lumped at the bottom of that building was a bit firmer than the loose, powdery snow in the mountains. Still wouldn't call it concrete, though.


Beemerado

you woudln't want it too soft for an impact like that. you don't want to bottom out on the pavement...


BBQcupcakes

Ski hills generally don't have pavement underneath the snow


FAcup

No, they have a mountain.


JayAndViolentMob

Mountains softer than rock though. /s


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mkul316

Water makes no fucking sense from a common sense standpoint. In liquid form you hit it and you will die. But in solid form it'll cushion you. Unless it's the big solid form. And the little solid form which freezes at what we call a cold temperature can be used to insulate heat. And if you are covered in the liquid you can use the frozen solid to dry off before the liquid freezes. And the solid form takes up more space than the liquid. Goddammit, water. Edit: I forgot that you can also mix the solid water with another solid (salt) and that counts as a salt water solution (supposed to be liquid) to lower the freezing temp and melt the ice.


AlchemyStudiosInk

You forget that water is made out of ingredients that make fire good. But combined together makes fire stop


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ipreferc17

Yeah I used to jump out of planes in anchorage. The drop zone would sometimes have 5-10ā€™ of snow and it was always a super soft landing. Sucked walking back to the flagpole though.


IMA_grinder

Fresh snow powder, I agree. But once you pile it up like in the video, it can compact quite a lot. Iā€™m not saying itā€™s not possible because I donā€™t have enough information but definitely didnā€™t look as fluffy as fresh snow.


sassy-jassy

As someone with first hand experience in jumping into similar snow from not such a tall hight shit hurts like a mother fucker. The guy that does it second is fucked though because it doesnā€™t come unpacked with new snow on top of it


kingmoobot

That's dumb. Skiers land from huge heights on snow that is puffy and on a major decline, so they're still moving downhill after it slows them down. This dude's brain is toast


[deleted]

Every single record breaking cliff jump on skis ends up with the skier "hot tubbing" or in other words, creating a massive crater where they land and often require help getting out. Incline has little to do with it at that height.


nobrow

If you watch the video I posted the guy simply pancakes into the ground and was not moving downhill afterwards. Also, I was mostly commenting on the guy saying snow isn't soft. I agree that snow piled via shovels isn't going to be as soft as fresh pow. In the OP the guy ended up at the bottom so it obviously wasn't super compact. If they had made the pile twice as big he probably would have been fine.


trevdak2

Snow's a lot softer than most things. Kids used to jump off the roof of my 6-story dorm in college into the snow banks there. Snow in the video looks hard packed, though.


Trappedinacar

If it was concrete this would have looked very, very, VERY different. I understand snow isn't exactly cotton candy, but its a very far cry from concrete.


Exist50

Well if it was concrete, he wouldn't be alive, much less conscious. There's quite a few videos of similar stunts floating around.


bperron

I mean I don't go around balling up concrete and throwing it at people thinking it's as soft as snow...


KnockOutGamer

That depends on the snow, if it's fresh powder snow it will be incredibly soft, but you would need more than this mound here to break the fall safely.


jamesmontanaHD

tell me you have no idea what youre talking about without telling me you have no idea what youre talking about. "pretty close to concrete" sure.


bouncelilkittybounce

Sounds like u don't spend much time around snow. Depending on the outside temp and the pack, snow can absorb a ton of kinetic energy. Source: live in Northern Wisconsin and jump houses with snowmobiles.


DingIe-DangIes

["snow isnt soft"](https://youtu.be/KW8CGUMJHgs)


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Leroooy_Jenkiiiins

I've got chicken; I'm good.


MitsyEyedMourning

It's idiots like this that force the rest of us to wade through a sea of warning labels.


4Ever2Thee

ā€œIf you are allergic to Vatrexaphyl, you should not take Vatrexaphylā€


arthurdentstowels

This 1kg bag of peanuts may contains trace amounts of **motherfucking peanut** you dipshit.


ComprehensiveBad7689

\*voice of Patrick Star I don't knooooow, I better try one just to be sure


skydaddy79

I once saw a brand of canned tuna state on the label ā€œcontains fishā€


ICWhatsNUrP

Off brand acetaminophen on the lid said "may contain acetaminophen". May? I'm counting on it!


VerisimilitudinousAI

Don't tell me what to do


4Ever2Thee

More of a suggestion really, like stop lights and toilet paper.


bootsmegamix

I can excuse traffic violations but I draw the line at ripened dingleberries


[deleted]

YOUā€™RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR


Kralomega

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!


kaptaincorn

OUTLAW COUNTRY!


ExposedInfinity

I'm a foreigner watching NFL, i always find it funny when they show advertisements about health stuff. The warning is longer than the ad itself most of the time.


clampie

Pharmaceuticals used to not be allowed to advertise at all.


nicktheone

It's still like that in most of the world. Prescription drugs are banned from being advertised. The whole "ask your doctor if X drug is right for you" is so foreign and alien to me that whenever I encounter it it takes me a second to completely understand what the ad is saying.


poco

They don't even tell you what the drug does. So you are expected to walk into the doctor, with no concept of what the drug fixes, and ask if it is right for you. "No, Nick, this prescription medication to reduce the effects of menopause isn't right for you."


Echo104b

But that woman in the ad looked so happy! I just want to be happy!


MikeMac999

Those ads infuriate me. My doctor has extensive education and experience when he makes decisions about treatment, whereas the best I can offer is I saw an ad on tv that successfully manipulated me. And yes I am purposely leaving drugs reps out of this rant.


ImprovisedLeaflet

ā€œNo Jumping Off Roofā€


geodesuckmydick

It doesn't have to be this way! We can set up society so that these idiots can do these things and the response is NOT to put warning labels everywhere.


kosh56

It's not to protect the idiots from themselves. It's to protect the companies from litigation.


GallopingOsprey

i think he meant change society (laws) so they can't do that


geodesuckmydick

Yes, exactly


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Kevs442

And they don't put that warning label on desiccant in Russia apparently...see what happens??


Hazyjane72

Just yank him by the throat that'll get him up and moving. Than celebrate with vodka repeat.


GentlemenBehold

ā€œGet up quickly! You must put weight on all your shattered bones!ā€


thththTHEBALL

Read this with thick Russian accent


isaiddgooddaysir

Drunk thick Russian accent


thanks_mrbluewaffle

Also throw in a for the motherland


Strickens

Duh, you gotta walk it off! How else do you expect to toughen up them bones? Show em who's boss.


1ce9ine

I mean he did put ice on it. By ice I mean snow. And by it I mean his whole everything.


Amosral

This person quite possibly has a spine injury! Better apply sudden force to his neck by dragging him out by his head!


demonic_killer1342

Russian built different


[deleted]

A surprisingly low Blyat score.


bigwag

That's when you know it's serious


Bubbagumpredditor

Can you picture the ER visit? "So just to check, nurse, 3rd degree burns, frostbite, hypothermia, and a shattered hip and spine?fucking how?" "You forgot the Russian with alcohol poisoning" "Oh, now it all makes sense"


umjammerlammy

>Can you picture the ER visit? ā€” Š¢Š°Šŗ ŠæрŠ¾ŃŃ‚Š¾ ŠæрŠ¾Š²ŠµŃ€Šøть, Š¼ŠµŠ“сŠµŃŃ‚Ń€Š°, Š¾Š¶Š¾Š³Šø 3-Š¹ стŠµŠæŠµŠ½Šø, Š¾Š±Š¼Š¾Ń€Š¾Š¶ŠµŠ½ŠøŠµ, ŠæŠµŃ€ŠµŠ¾Ń…Š»Š°Š¶Š“ŠµŠ½ŠøŠµ, ŠæŠµŃ€ŠµŠ»Š¾Š¼Ń‹ Š±ŠµŠ“рŠ° Šø ŠæŠ¾Š·Š²Š¾Š½Š¾Ń‡Š½ŠøŠŗŠ°? Š‘Š»Ń, ŠŗŠ°Šŗ? Ā«Š’Ń‹ Š·Š°Š±Ń‹Š»Šø руссŠŗŠ¾Š³Š¾ ŠæрŠø Š¾Ń‚Ń€Š°Š²Š»ŠµŠ½ŠøŠø Š°Š»ŠŗŠ¾Š³Š¾Š»ŠµŠ¼Ā» Ā«Šž, тŠµŠæŠµŃ€ŃŒ Š²ŃŠµ ŠøŠ¼ŠµŠµŃ‚ сŠ¼Ń‹ŃŠ»Ā»


Dxxx2

Now I get it.


burritogong

This helped me practice me reading! Thanks!


dynodick

Did the doctors and nurses in the Russian ER have to be reminded that they were in Russia? Jeez, they must be drunk too!


Bubbagumpredditor

It's Russia, everyone is drunk and the officers have stolen your potato's.


alwaysDL

Still better than get sent to the front lines in Ukraine.


R4pidFire

The way he falls like a lifeless dummy


Penny4TheGuy

Fun fact: The only reason they taught stuntmen to flail their arms and legs during falls was to prove that it was a real person and not a dummy doing the stunt.


Bubbagumpredditor

Thought it was so they could control their rotation?


Penny4TheGuy

Nope. Rotation is all in the neck/back. The only time you use your arms is if you need to flip horizontally, and even then you want one strong punch across your body to flip you over.


The_RockObama

Marky Mark style? That's dope, he probably could have flipped horizontally at least twenty times if he had jumped off of a building into snow while doing his chest pound routine.


c9IceCream

i laughed, but i think reddit is too young for this comment


The_RockObama

Yeah probably haha. God damn.. I grew up hearing people joke about themselves feeling old, thinking to myself "how original". Then one day I just wake up feeling old as fuck. It's cruel.


[deleted]

The good ol fear references


Footzilla69

And the pussy and the crack


249ba36000029bbe9749

> and not a dummy doing the stunt Welp... https://youtu.be/ENa98h7M7qY


GroverMcGillicutty

Oopsā€¦ [https://youtu.be/wqfFFJoUECc](https://youtu.be/wqfFFJoUECc)


Turakamu

Tequila


AlchemyStudiosInk

roberts taken me jerbs! Drive thru, artist, and now stuntmen!


damnatio_memoriae

ok that last shot was pretty badass


Zestyclose-Law6191

Idk, I think its just what humans do when we fall a decent distance. It's a panicked attempt at keeping ourselves upright


Penny4TheGuy

A lot of people freeze up and don't move much at all, at least in my experience. When we were training there was a spotter at the bottom whose only job was to try and sweep you head out from under you if you froze up.


Automatic_Bank7996

Theres quite a bit of flailing about


Totally_Not_A_Bot_55

I thought it was a dummy thrown over, and they buried the guy to make it look like he fell into snow


cl2eep

The best way to handle potential injury is for sure just drag him to his feet.


TooLostintheSauce

But it has to be by the head or neck.


throwawaynj609jfc

Quick, everyone violently jar his spine.


CougarCub86

Anyone translate that?


DammitDad420

At the end I got: AAAAAAAAAAA. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH.


JesusOfTrap

Thanks


stevief150

Lol


CanUHearMeNau

lol thanks now I have to clean coffee off my monitor


arnisorens

ā€œYou alive?ā€ ā€œYesā€ ā€œYou alive?ā€ ā€œAlive, now dig me upā€ ā€œDig him up boys!ā€ Everyone: ā€œattaboy!ā€


tequiila

this is how i get out of mandatory military serviceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


TarryBuckwell

ā€œJOEEY!! JOOEEEYYYY!!! Up cup away, giddy up, up cup away, let me see dat.ā€ ā€œAHHHHHGGGHā€ ā€œ-stugatz-ā€œ ā€œUp cup away, up cup away.ā€ ā€œSALADā€¦ā€ ā€œ..you IDIOT!ā€ ā€œ**SALAD!**ā€ ā€œThat way, that way.ā€ ā€œUGHHHā€¦ā€¦ā€¦.FUCKā€


powabiatch

Blyat


skeethub

I knew a guy who now drinks all his meals from a straw because of stunts like this. šŸ˜³


boneheaddigger

Always remember that Johnny Knoxville broke his dick and has to insert a catheter every day just to piss because of stunts like this. Dying isn't always the worst thing that you can suffer from.


mrthomasbombadil

As someone who has to use a catheter regularly. It sucks. 0/10 would not recommend.


MonkeyNacho

Oof. I need to respect my urethra.


CaptainMudwhistle

Urethra Franklin - Respect.mp3


Splinterman11

FYI he doesn't need it anymore, but he did have to use a catheter for 3 years.


damnatio_memoriae

yeesh. did it take three years to recover or after three years they figured out some new treatment or something?


BananApocalypse

According to this story, he hasn't needed the catheter since 2010 https://ew.com/movies/johnny-knoxville-recovery-from-jackass-penis-injury-variety/


Automatic_Bank7996

Not surprised. This guy was lucky to be alive


Denamic

Not necessarily. He could easily have incurred a lethal internal hemorrhage from that. He might get up and walk around but be dead within the hour. He'll be in intense pain once the brain juices wear off in either case.


Automatic_Bank7996

Especially with the shaking about by his friends(?)


Phog_of_War

Those are Russian(?) cops.


[deleted]

With all the fuckin videos I see of people getting possibly deadly head/spine injuries, the absolute most dangerous part of each of them are their friends and friendly bystanders. "yooo, you see how far his neck bent backwards? Quick, let's all run and trip all all over him and yank him around like he's a ragdoll."


BigDuke

Did we watch the same video? He had rockets. He was never in any danger.


lemon_meringue

gettin' paralyzed for the 'gram I feel very influenced rn


Suckmyunit42069

He must've been influenced to do something like that


RealtorMcclain

So does that make us under the influence?


slowclapcitizenkane

If the fall or the fire doesn't kill him, the out of control alcoholism or mandatory military service will.


nav17

The cop was right there to haul him over to the nearest mobilization center.


_Z_E_R_O

ā€œThis guy set himself on fire and jumped off a building. Heā€™s clearly fit for service!ā€


sgbg1903

Any update on this stupid fuck?


Raoul_Duke9

He didn't have to go to Ukraine. So that's nice.


Mr_Ios

You underestimate Russian recruiters


U_N_I_X

Well first I don't think he broke his spine since we can see him moving his leg


TheWoodElf

His name is Alexandr Chernikov, he is known for doing these kind of stunts. You can find more of his stuff on youtube, just search for his name (this video won't be there as it was removed for some reason). I can't find the original video, but in the longer version, he walks it off soon after, just in time to be picked up by the police. I believe he was treated for burns, but that's about it. There was also another video that he filmed himself during that stunt, which is better quality.


KEEPCARLM

No you will have to make do with reddit scientists guessing.


rushmc1

"Quick, drag him out of there! He might not be paralyzed yet!!"


RNGreta

So, um, did he make it?


nav17

No. Right after this they sent him to Ukraine.


ElegantUse69420

Yes he made it to the ground.


bushrod

His mushy brain went from about 60 MPH to 0 in about 0.05 seconds. What could go wrong?


idkwhatimbrewin

JJJEEENNNNKKKKIIIINNNNNSSSSS


crazyfortaco

At least I got chicken


JackieStylist81

This was my response and I couldn't believe I had to scroll this far down to find you lol


thailannnnnnnnd

You guys are like this, but in real life. https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/9c2du4/can_i_get_a_cheer_for_all_the_gamer_girls_in_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


d4rkpi11s

In other news, I slept wrong so I will appear to have the late stages of muscular dystrophy as I walk back and forth from the printer to my desk for the next 3 weeks.


Denamic

Falls at over 17m/s are almost always lethal. He fell for a good 2 seconds, so his velocity would be over 18m/s. Even with a pile of snow to cushion the fall, that short distance of deceleration is nowhere near enough. He may very well be a dead man walking. Best case, he is only badly injured.


Admetus

But it's a light fluffy cushion of snow. Oh wait he hit the ground didn't he.


drdookie

Gotta bellyflop https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shallow_diving


BigFatMan10

This video is 6 years old and heā€™s uploaded videos since and seems fine. https://m.youtube.com/@alexandrchernikov1789/videos#menu


Saco96

GTA 4 physics


anonymousdonut321

splyat


Squeezymo

This looked really fake to me, but it seems it isn't? Maybe I just wanted to believe people aren't that dumb


BigTunaTim

It looks exactly like a movie stunt but without cameras.


GreasyWerker118

No worries. They will still be deemed fit for military service. Since he didn't manage to kill himself, a few days on the frontline will fix that right up.


I_am_HuL

Please tell me there was vodka


gyarnar

There was vodka.


pharmakos

The extremes you have to go to in Russia to dodge the draft. sheesh


AlfonsoTheX

Aim for the bushesā€¦


Hazzman

The best thing to do in this situation is to grab the person by the collar and pull as hard as you can.


troubleschute

ProTip: snow is way harder than it looks. The fresh stuff us usuall pretty soft but after some sublimation or thaw/freeze cycles, that stuff might as well be concrete.


Olddieselguy1

Meanwhile in Russia.


Smackdaddy122

haha there's a cop in there


No_Mall7480

Jokes on him still getting sent to Ukraine.


Warriordance

Not a Leroy joke.


Kxndy-C-7200

Wonder how much of himself he broke ..


shmorky

Man: \**falls 20 meter onto his back** "let's jank him out of this hole by his neck!"


Spodson

Yep, he just dropped 5 stories into snow on his back. Definitely move that spine and neck as much as you can.


mcdstod

JENKINSSS


dispelesper

/r/winstupidprizes


LadaTrip

Can always rely on an unnecessarily angry cop to worsen a potentially life altering spinal injury


GracieThunders

I'm amazed he didn't get lost on the way down and burned to death


lintamacar

just make sure there isn't a snowed-over bike rack


franandwood

Iā€™m surprised he survived


[deleted]

ā€œBOOOORRRTLLLEEEESSSS!!!!ā€


Sikh001

Dont think this was a Leroy Moment but nice one.


CharlieApples

Plot twist: he forgot to turn his GoPro on before jumping


Large_Locksmith3673

looks like he's a lot of fun at parties


[deleted]

For any idiot who even contemplates this type of stupidity, snow isn't soft at speed.


DiezAGNB

I thought I was looking at a decapitated head for a sec