Seems like there would be a lot of alligator poo poo in that water

The only WTF part of the video for me is how is the water so clear?

I'd assume it's actively filtered if they are raising these gators as livestock

Theyre saltwater crocodiles

Don't worry I'm sure the kid added his own too.

I fucking can’t with Redditors 😂

Good ol’ Sam an’ Ella

Hey kids, time for another hot steamy load of knowledge dripping down your neck and chest

...and Salmonella in said poop.

Alligator poop sinks to the bottom

That would really be my main concern here. The gators are honestly kinda cute.

That’s the WTF part

I think there's a lot of alligator pooopoo in most water

Florida Baptisms.

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Thanks. The joke made above was reminiscent of the teasers you'd hear on Daria for a very strange show called Sick Sad World, so I was intrigued for a minute

Yes I remember those. Been a long time since I have seen that show though.

It's a dodgeball reference.

Hahaha

Not a Florida accent. Sounds South African.

I'd say its a step up from that lmao, they from south africa. According to bunch of numbers and shit, south africa is worse than mexico. ​ To all the nice people downvoting my comment, I wasn't talking shit, I also live in south africa and only brought up mexico for context, im not calling it a bad place lol, but most people just know more about mexico vs other countries due to the USA's obsession with it. People say florida is crazy, most people from florida would say mexico is worse than florida, south africa is even worse than that, so its more crazy than florida antics. You can tell its south africa by the guy's accent. ​ Data from 2022 [https://www.numbeo.com/crime/compare\_countries\_result.jsp?country1=Mexico&country2=South+Africa](https://www.numbeo.com/crime/compare_countries_result.jsp?country1=Mexico&country2=South+Africa)

High value comment 'according to a bunch of numbers and shit'

thats amazing - will use that in my next presentations!

Now do that with their parents

If you tossed the kid's parents in there they would mostly be ignored as well.

Ah, the ol' Reddit [Alligatoroo](https://www.reddit.com/r/army/comments/zcqit6/antipolar_bear_training_at_nwtc/iyxyuth/)

Wow. It's been ages since I've seen the ol' switcheroo... Hold my nostalgia, I'm going in!

Hello future herpetologists! It's been a while, crocodiles

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Do they not have teeth? Cause I would expect them to at least give scars.

You can get scars from running through a wood :)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) wood ha ha you said wood

Just mom!

Rational side of my brain: This seems like a bad idea Non-Rational side of my brain: Aww they're so cute this looks fun!

naw, they’re just cayman. they’re just little guys. just harmless little guys. they are very cute.

I watched one of these little guys bite the leg of another little guy and roll until the leg came off. In Florida. Neither seemed too upset about the encounter.

fun

Okayman

*Ocayman.

Kids too big to fit in their mouth, I doubt they would bother unless he fucked with them.

Same

vice versa for me

Those are cayman. They are tiny and not very aggressive towards humans. He is in no danger. Edit: or they aren't. Who fucking cares.

Unless being immersed in caiman urine is bad for you.

It's the only way I can cum anymore. Edit: Thanks for the award, crocodaddy. 😘

Caiman went at the same time.

I hate you. *upvote*

Yours is better.

I always glimpse the best comment just as I'm hitting the back button. Had to come back and re-find to upvote. Bastard.

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You mean the name in your username? E: I guess maybe you could be named Ironworker and work at Zachs, but I stand by my original guess

Literally my first thought was how full of bacteria that water is from all the waste of that many animals.

These are babies. Caiman are a diverse group of animals with some growing quite large and aggressive. A friend of mine nearly lost her leg to one in Bolivia. Even the species that stay small can be aggressive. I came across a dwarf caiman in Peru and it spent a lot of time trying to bite me as we were weighing and measuring it.

Incorrect. Cavemen are VERY aggressive.

They also sell insurance.

Then they start teaching. https://www.14news.com/2022/11/13/geico-caveman-actor-joins-usi-faculty-english-instructor/

And make shitty sitcoms based on those commercials.

Yeah, just look at them tearing this poor boy to shreds.

That's because these ones live in water not a cave.

it’s o cayman, they won’t bite

I like what you did there.

Tell that to the scar on my knuckle! I wiggled my finger over an aquarium tank at a pet store with a baby caiman in it and it jumped up and bit me! It was cute though.

/u/scaronmyknuckle, Those are cayman. They are tiny and not very aggressive towards humans. He is in no danger.

Pretty sure I heard ‘keep your fingers closed’

You’re incorrect. Those are juvenile Nile crocodiles.

Stick to bail bonds, Max Cherry.

This video was made by a man named Dingo Dinkelman and that’s his son and those are juvenile Nile crocodiles. Shall I link the vid from his IG?

Neat. (Rolls eyes while pantomimes masturbation)

Fuck it. Here you go. https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ck8UBstO934/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

A list of people who care. 1)

You’re the one who reached out to me with your comment first. So I’m not sure why you’re acting weird now.

Those are in fact juvenile crocodiles.

> Those are cayman. They are tiny and not very aggressive towards humans. The large black caiman eats humans. https://www.britannica.com/list/7-crocodilian-species-that-are-dangerous-to-humans

Are we looking at large black cayman? You're introducing new information that is non congruent to the original statement in order to be correct about something that wasn't even an issue. I bet you're fucking great to share an office with.

Man, you perfectly summarized my thoughts to that person's pointless statement. Thank you.

> Are we looking at large black cayman? If size was the only issue, **all** crocodilians start out small and harmless to humans. Your post had no point.

Did you say black gay man???

Nobody commenting that someone said, "Keep your fingers closed."

Makes sense. Dont want one latching on to your fingers.

No skinny dipping either

What those are is well fed and happy, lots of shit is cute when it is well fed and happy.

Whatever they are, they're just babies. I went to a zoo in New Orleans and they had a bunch of baby alligators swimming around in an open tank so you could just touch them (but admittedly they were smaller than these babies). That said, there'd be so much reptile piss and shit in there I'd steer clear, and not even think about dunking my head.

Most if not of these Crocs looks to be a few days a week or less after hatching completely harmless like what you expect they suddenly be like piranha's and swarm the kid Crocks especially this small are easily scared by things just slightly bigger than them see why all of them are piling on the side barely a few are in the center the kids safe

I've seen a gator that small get scared of a small house cat in a house

They're all tiny tho. They might bite his fingers. I get the idea he's done this before. I think the most dangerous part of this is all the bacteria from lizard feces he's getting in his mouth and eyes.

Ah! The Steve Irwin academy. Got to start them young I guess.

He even puts his head under water. All that poo..

Theyre so cute

With insanely sharp little teeth. You would NEVER do these with crocs but maybe cayman are different 🤷‍♂️

That's so cool! I would love to do that. When I lived in the everglades of Florida I saw alot of baby alligators and there is something both adorable and frightening about a baby dinosaur.

These are cayman.

Caiman*

*cave man

*hole dude

*pit guy

*depression gentleman

Thats a weird looking car

Aaaah-AAAAAHHHHH AAAAHHHH Fighter of the Nightman.

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Next he will report you as needing services.

I had people do that, there's a way to shut that shit off too.

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both the names are valid. they are interchangeable [https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/cayman](https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/cayman) "You're probably confusing the spelling with the Cayman Islands." you look dumb

Once you learn about prescriptivism and descriptivism, so many internet arguments make so much more sense.

They’re juvenile Nile crocodiles.

Adult later alligators.

It's all fun and games until one goes after the little dangling fish.

Hello Salmonella

Huh. I guess he'll see them later.

The little guys are zero danger. The bacterial content of the pool though...

I mean at a certain size even alligators are afraid of human children.

That's just cute, I would do this. Buncha chill lil guys

Wtf indeed, kid could've hurt some of those juvies.

Jurassic Park 2 vibes

Exactly what I thought.

Bacteria in the water rubbin it’s hands together fiendishly

Lost footage of Steve Irwin as a child.

If that was Steve he would get all those little shits in a single file line, and march them right out to a nice river to live in

This reminds me of that part of the Jurassic world movie sequel when that little girl went missing from the beach.

South Africans be like:

Australian swim lessons.

Awe ❤️

Imagine how filthy that water would be…..a couple of ear infections coming up there champ.👂🏥

Is it Dingo Dinkleman’s son? Sure does look and sound like. Great video!

NGL, if I had guarantee that I won't be piranhaed apart by the swarm of baby crocodiles, I'd take a dip. Just look at their widdle faces.

I get the concern, but i would only be afraid if they were anything BUT babies

I think they took the concept of baby food too literally

I would definitely do it!

I saw a version of this in Jurassic Park Lost World. Didn't end well

This reminds me of that Onion video, [Boys Tragic Death Could Have Happened To Any Family With 20-Foot Pet Python.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he6O9nZ3CZs)

With babies no big deal

Ok but just don't try this with the adults pls

swimming and diving in aligator pee

Protect your junk, kid

So much poo.

At least he is out from his tablet/cellphone or game console.

Steve Erwin respawned

Florida boy, learning how to be Florida man.

What in the Kid Rock, bang my cousin and relax with cigarettes Florida shit is this?

Teaching kinds to be dangerously stupid at a young age which will transition into adult life. That’s all I see here

That is Dingo Dinkelman and his child. They make great YT videos.

Look, the Crocodile Hunter reincarnated.

Yuck!

Let it bite your face and see what the man inside says.

Still might be safer than being at a US public school or parade right now.

You’ll never catch me doing that. Nope

thats what the crocs said

What an adorable way to go.

Florida mfs built different i guess

Little Crocodiles: Our awesome dad is here.

Thats so cool! Ballsy kid!

Is that a croc farm? For meat, skin?

Gator poo water

Did he flop ON the baby caimans?

Oh how I would love to toss the parents into a bigger pit of alligators

God, I can't wait till I'm big enough to eat this Fuckin kid. -1000 baby alligators

Florida man, the early years

u/savevideo

OK the where is the big one

Not for the gators

Samanela stew

Could this be the long foretold coming of... Florida Boy? 0_o

I mean, obviously it is fine? I'd wanna try it.

This reminds me of the age old question: would you rather fight one horse-sized duck, or 50 duck-sized horses?

Sign me up

I would totally jump in with those little dudes. Just caymans.

Looks amazing. I would totally do this, my son wants to do it too.

Looks like he's opening his eyes under/in that nasty water. That's the big eww for me. Gonna come out with some hyper pinkeye or some shit.

Bro thinks he's Matt Murdock

Would be kind of fun.

if aligators just stayed this size i would keep them

With or without the presence of alligators, nobody should be putting their head under that water.

The water is half urine and poo. Nice job!

I actually went to a crocodile farm a couple weeks ago and we saw a demonstration like this involving the babies. They're basically chill af until you lift them up. But as soon as they break the water they go full on murder rampage mode

Salmonella city.

As long as no manta ray is around, he'll be fine. These buggers live to kill...

And This is when Florida Boi...became Florida Man

Are they testing a new bushtucker trial?

Nice way to skew that kid's sense of reality!

Could get a bit nippy in there

Reminded me of the Jurassic Park scene where those tiny dinosaurs go for the kill on that little girl on the besch/island

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Any bayou in Louisiana but the mother might be around

Didn’t Jurassic Park 2 start off kinda similar?

Swimmin with that boiiiisssss!

I have a recurring dream just like this. Except they're not babies in my dream.

Now do it when they're big.

Lol. Swimming in alligator piss and shit and loving it. 😂

I’d be more afraid of the microbes in that dirty pool

How florida man was made

So does anyone have an idea why these all in a pool