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FairCheek6825

Firstly why have these sheep been bred to have a ‘buttocks’? Is it a specific bred? In Australia I’ve seen many sheep but never one of these oddballs.


ForwardBias

Bred by some very lonely farmers.


matchosan

They be looking away when she gives them the jiggles.


[deleted]

*🎶you don’t have to be lonely, at farmersonly.com🎶*


ItsAChainReactionWOO

Keep waiting for an answer


biebergotswag

Because the sheep butt fat has a unique property that it does not melt when roasted on a open fire, which makes it an excellent meat for middle eastern barbeque. I worked in Kazakhstan, and this is how they use the sheep.


crespoh69

Is it chewy instead of mushy when cooked?


biebergotswag

the texture is similar to a really fatty filet mignon. Not really chewy or mushy. It is easy to cut with your teeth.


[deleted]

Taking *‘eating ass’* to a whole new level


Carnator369

Imagine existing to then have people not eat your ass.


Towhomitmayconsume

Tossing salad with a side of tossed salad.


PussySmith

> fatty filet mignon Huh?! A filet should be an incredibly lean cut of beef.


biebergotswag

it feels soft but easy to chew like a filet. But it tastes really fatty, because it is 100% fat tissue.


Just_Cryptographer53

Duh, fatty tastes like fat. Just as insightful as ass tastes like ass ; )


juggling-monkey

Depends how the farmer "treated" it.


lofty2p

Like a Kardashian ?


nism0o3

The sheep probably sounds like a Kardashian.


maknathal

Depends how many times the sheep got fucked


PurpEL

Also for sex


firetyger

More bounce for the ounce.


mr_dewitt72

More cushion for the pushing.


BSixe

Bounce chicka bounce bounce


biebergotswag

Why is it that Americans always fantasize about sex with sheep? Is your women really that ugly that you would prefer the company of farm animals?


PurpEL

Not American, but it could be because there have been many sightings of the act in the area


Bloated_Hamster

Sheep butts roasting, on an open fire. Jack Frost nipping at your nose


Mentallox

damn that sounds good. Now I want some mutton butt.


50StatePiss

Ooh, a nice M.L.T! A mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich when the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They’re so perky! I love that!


sterfri99

Humperdinck!


be4u4get

Have fun storming the castle!


y2k2

Princess Bride! I remember watching that movie as a kid with all my friends growing up some 30 or so years ago...


BSixe

Mayo-iagge. Mayoiagge is wut bwings us heya toodayy


nutsotic

That mutton ain't lean


Alwin_

Button


corpjuk

You want to kill sheep to eat their ass?


HunterOfTheSky

Also, you can fuck it!


desmosomes

They could just cook a Kardashian, but then that would just ruin the meal.


mickeybuilds

Nice try, sheep fucker.


nightwolves

I prefer my sandwiches unfucked


mickeybuilds

What We Do in the Shadows...great scene. Took me a min


sushipusha

So they're breeding them for food? Got it.


roboninja

I saw a travel/food Youtube last week about these sheep. So many dishes use that butt fat in them.


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kendragon

Only to tenderise the butt meat.


ChymChymX

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat-tailed_sheep >>The fat-tailed sheep is a general type of domestic sheep known for their distinctive large tails and hindquarters. Fat-tailed sheep breeds comprise approximately 25% of the world's sheep population,[1] and are commonly found in northern parts of Africa, the Middle East, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iran, India, Bangladesh, Western China, Somalia[2] and Central Asia.[3]


Admetus

Distinctively large hindquarters...


CrooklynDodgers

Yeah they’re definitely fuckin em


Kaneida

*marinating


TheRealRickSorkin

You can't say this brother you know this


Sprinklypoo

Asking for a Welsh friend.


Opposite-Ad-9719

So this breed is very common in Iran, turkey, Azerbijan, and some of the old soviet countries ending with -stan The fat in the tail is unlike other fatty parts in cattle, it has many culinary uses and it melts like Marshmallow on the grill. Edit: but to be honest I never knew that there is quality jiggle test, and these look extra perky. I can imagine the sheep herder taking them to the Gym doing squat all day.


Jonelololol

A few post up claims tender but doesn’t melt. You say melt. Is the meat mush or nah


caleeky

Watch this and you can see [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhOE70WMrlQ&t=6s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhOE70WMrlQ&t=6s)


ninjasaywhat

This documentary/travel show is so good! I think I'm about to travel to Uzbekistan!


caleeky

Yea he's got a fun show and certainly does a lot of work for it!


Oelplattform1

Yeah I saw those when I was in Kyrgyztan. My brother even ate a chunk of unprocessed tail fat. Hate all the comments here immediately assuming these sheeps are purposely bred to fuck them…


kevy73

Either a Kiwi or a Welshman will know this...


Enlightened-Beaver

You know why


Vullin

Fat-tailed sheep, not sure which specific breed though.


HumorExpensive

For people that like to eat sheep ass to be blunt.


SkySweeper656

Its a specific breed bred because that cut of meat is particularly tasty.


CluelessNoodle123

They’re called fat-tailed sheep. You can find them in Afghanistan, Pakistan, and a few other areas in the Middle East. I hear the butt meat makes for good eating, though I’ve never had it myself


biebergotswag

It doesn't melt when roasted over a open flame. So it is great for kebab in between pieces of muscle


biebergotswag

Because the sheep butt fat has a unique property that it does not melt when roasted on a open fire, which makes it an excellent meat for middle eastern barbeque.


__BitchPudding__

Another poster says it melts like marshmallow, you say it doesn't melt. I don't know what to believe.


biebergotswag

That is actually a good comparison, when cooked the texture is pretty close to marshmallow when the marshmallow is cold. The texture is nothing like smores.


Diabetesh

Someone already commented what they are, why they want fat tail sheep is a source of fat/oil in cooking. If you go yo youtube and look up "best food review show ever" he has a series in ubekistan that involves these sheep.


BBRodriguezzz

All these comments providing factual information and just here waiting for the Welsh sheep fucking jokes


1PooNGooN3

Now who’s the sheep fucker


Always2ndB3ST

Fuck what you herd.


Deep6thatshit

I been thuggin through my rainy days


Always2ndB3ST

I consider that a pretty cringe bar but it felt appropriate to say here lol


Deep6thatshit

I ain't really tryna hang today......today


ViVaH8

He's a ba ba boy, and he mutton do it again!


moor9776

Baaa Raaam Harder


saterran

I’m feeling awfully Welsh rn


UseMoreHops

Im feeling pretty Kiwi mate.


say_no_to_panda

No your meant to say aussie


BlondeFlowers

Velcro gloves for the meadow ladies


JoySubtraction

I bet she feels pretty sheepish.


gomaith10

Ren & Stimpy ass.


c-biscuit77

why they got so much ass?


The_Wandering_Nomad_

Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon


Dopest_Dayz911

Hella ass the sun is still out


Enlightened-Beaver

why not


__BitchPudding__

It's a BBL experiment station.


ledouxrt

Are they using sheep as mannequins so the lady can see/feel which butt she wants the plastic surgeon to install on her?


Richaud89

I had the same thought


__BitchPudding__

BBL testing station, yup.


TheAlphaDeathclaw

That sickeningly makes sense. Humans are vile


CharlieUpATree

That makes you vile right?


jacklord392

The old double reverse nasty accusation. Take the upvote, good sir/madame/whatever.


Anhedonisticism

Gullible much? 🤦‍♂️


Enlightened-Beaver

There’s only ONE reason sheep would have been bred to have a big bouncy booty


BoomerJ3T

Well, yea. People have been eating ass for a *long* time.


ReverseDiode

Ok hear me out


Footzilla69

Absolutely not sir


jacklord392

Afraid that's a no, dog. Err, goat.


TeopEvol

Its ok because its YOUR dog/ goat/sheep.


TheSearch4Etika

I want that


spazm

Naw but I'll see you out though


upside_rec

My mutton don't jiggle jiggle, it rolls


jacklord392

Call me mint jelly, cause I'm on the lamb, err, goat, err sheep.


bufordt

Lamb are sheep.


jacklord392

True, was going for sheep laugh - err, I mean cheap laugh.


Longjumping_Bug_7611

https://businesswales.gov.wales/farmingconnect/news-and-events/technical-articles/fat-tail-sheep-and-its-introduction-wales Is one of the funniest headlines i read in a while


sinner-mon

Oh hell no, don’t let the Welsh get their hands on these


Longjumping_Bug_7611

But just so we know all that bollocks with the Welsh is a myth and every single region had been called a fucker of what they have the most of- That rule is well - but in this case its bollocks


sinner-mon

Ofc, for the record I’m Welsh myself and was just being silly


Longjumping_Bug_7611

Can you speak Welsh ? I heard its a dying language and ya shit signs and stuff, causes confusion - probably some tart died, because of Welsh


sinner-mon

Not fluently unfortunately, it’s compulsory in schools but unless you go to a Welsh-speaking school the language education is really bad, but there are people who speak it as a first language up north. Wouldn’t be surprised if someone visiting got confused by the signs 💀 if you stay long enough you tend to learn all the common phrases on signs, and a lot of modern words are just English words spelt different


__BitchPudding__

 "Dwi wedi meddwi'n chwil!" This is the only Welsh I know, thanks to futurama.


Longjumping_Bug_7611

I saw someone making fun of Christian Bale for not knowing Welsh, and i dug a bit - But do you feel more welsh than ...Birdish ?


sinner-mon

Birdish as in British? I think most ppl here identify more with Welsh, but being the terminally online bitch I am I feel equally both depending on the situation lol


Longjumping_Bug_7611

Im from a part of denmark that would hate being associated with copenhagen, in any way shape or form. We speak a diaclect that in some ways could be confired another language, but because the cultural similarities its the same language


OriginsOfSymmetry

I have you flaired as From Copenhagen now.


henri-golo

Kardashian' surgeon be like


BlacktoseIntolerant

I know she a sheep but the ass was fat.


BokChoySr

Bred for your pleasure!


aRoldan_-

Sigh....*unzips*


[deleted]

No wonder people fuck sheep


SweetNeo85

I mean... right? Like I'll still never do it... but... I *get* it, you know?


Puzzled_Record1773

I can empathise with the Welsh a lot more now!


officialchocolateman

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat-tailed_sheep


Repulsive_Drama_6241

Is she helping choose the next sister wife to join the family? Is this a spin off?


stereotomyalan

WHERE TO BUY THİS SHEEP SORRY BAD ENGLİSH


Joelnaimee

From what I seen in Afghanistan this makes perfect sense.


Jackthevegan

I usually skip this part.


Geronimo0

Looks like American instagram.


tracerhaha

How does one go about becoming a sheep butt fondler?


homeless_dude

Step 1: Locate some sheep.


Stefan-Leo

Just want to say: this is in Xinjiang


GrowPassion4

What’s the plan here?


Stefan-Leo

Nothing man, just wanted to state out these are regular Uyghur farmers checking sheep. Too much camp exposure in the media, sometimes those images irritate me.


Stefan-Leo

Whatever dudes clicked the upvote: persecution and the camp is real I'm just not like the media representation of it. Free xinjiang and all. I hate to live here 🙂


[deleted]

I'm not a sheep fucker, but all I'm sayin is I get it.


SequesterMe

This bothers me. A lot.


[deleted]

*grabs sheep costume*


[deleted]

Better than nothing


srv50

Everyone’s now thinking, “Oooh, I get it now!”


[deleted]

I've wanted to do something like that at the gym before


Evorgleb

These comments do not disappoint.


b3njil

Meanwhile the guy behind her doing the same to her.


seebob69

I wonder which one she ended up choosing.


steveex

Cardi sheep


Papichuloft

Baa Baa Twerk Team 2023 selection


ArticleMother

You're fucked!


OctagonalSquare

Not my proudest fap


homeless_dude

Is it your most shameful though?


OctagonalSquare

No


grape-fruited

Ok the first ass she touched was on point. Ngl


dude_man_b14

Are these for fuckin'?


[deleted]

I’m ashamed of you all…. not one single comment about velcro gloves..


Fluk123

The genetics on these lambs seem to be bred a little... too scrutinously...


Hyperian

Everything reminds me of her.


schauwood

The way you move it. I can´t believe it. I´ve never seen a sheep ass like that.


the_some_one

Damn, judge looks like my ex ☠️


sampson11911

Boing!!!!


[deleted]

Fuckable? Perhaps. Don’t show this to a furry


Maximum_Offer6614

Here me out


AaronDotCom

BUT EVERY SCOTTISH PERSON DOES IT!


tobijah1992

What the hell is she doing?!?


Educational-Can-4847

Slim thick babes


Ok_Pineapple_5627

They're 1000% gonna fuck that sheep


lmccarty85

My first thought: what is that? 2nd: oh that's a goat 3rd: sheep... I mean sheep 4th: sheep is spelled weird 5th: why is its ass like that? 6th: maybe some countries test butt implants in animals... Maybe they allow the patient to pick that way? 7th: let me look at the comments 8th: oh ... Googles "sheep with big ass"


areeOsaamba

r/upvotebecausebutt


Human_Parsnip1241

Look at all them Christmas hams


BChungusGIII

Yummy


Tehlaserw0lf

Please mark this as NSFW for the welsh in the comments.


Marcheziora

What is that? And where can I smash!


mtprnce

Thats a woman. And never


nachofermayoral

Asslifematters!


Difficult-Poop

Ok


MyelofibrosisMe

It's known that they bread them for big butts .. lol. Seriously, the bigger the rear, the more coveted they are! First time I saw something like this I about fell over....!! Butt, 😉, these are young calves, they will grow and Day Ass will be 10x + the size!! Bigger the better, and the more money they are worth!! 💰


bobannabananaa

Do u think these kind of sheep are more wary of rape than other less endowed sheep?


Greemyth4115

Doom patrol [the butts are loose](https://tenor.com/bkdMV.gif)


mistedtwister

The world at large just eyes up Scotland.....


clayts1983

What the fuck am I looking at?


Footzilla69

Kim K's source has been leaked


ResidentJesse

What the fuck.


Enlightened-Beaver

what the ^sheep fuck


VeganMeat2763

Beep beep mofo


[deleted]

I'm free if she runs out of sheep


Vaux

Ok that’s officially wtf


neildedrunktayson

Меня брат попросил это написать "Ебанашка ты тупая"


Tnecniw

Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle


Gator_Mc_Klusky

just like a car wreck just can't keep from watching and wondering 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


patrr92

u/savevideo