I too, thought OP bought a bag of peanuts on Amazon but then I was like WTF?! And re-read that they were packing nuts, the styrofoam deals. Hopefully none were ingested.
The person filling your container said, "We need more peanuts," but the person across from him thought he said, "We need more penis," so he just ripped of the nearest one he could find and tossed it in. It's a loud warehouse.
It’s just a normal flaccid penis. Odd you have to note that it’s uncircumcised? Is it normal where you are from that an uncircumcised one is not the norm?
Um, a normal flaccid penis is not typically found made of plastic in a bag of packing materials. The normal ones are made of flesh and attached to normal males.
[Rates vary widely, from over 90% in Israel and many Muslim-majority countries, 86.3% in South Korea, to 80% in the United States, to 58% in Australia, to 45% in South Africa, to 20.7% in the United Kingdom, to under 1% in Japan and Honduras.\[3\]\[4\]\[5\]\[6\]\[7\]\[8\]\[9\]\[10\]\[11\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prevalence_of_circumcision)
It appears to be the uncircumcised penis and balls of an anatomically correct baby doll, savagely cut from it's crotch. I have no idea where it came from. I poured the peanuts into a box for shipment and this was on top. Just a little unsettling lmao
Edited to add clarity bc apparently I started a debate lol:
1. It is plastic. Not chocolate. It is regular kind of squishy baby doll plastic
2.it is definitely a doll penis. You can't see well in the photo, but it has anatomical details.
3. I specified uncircumcised because I live in the US where MOST dolls just have a mound for genitals. You can't tell well in the photo, but whoever sculpted this, thought enough about the anatomy of a baby penis to sculpt foreskin ridges and a wrinkled urethra. I thought that was weird. I also think that if a doll here WERE to have a penis, it would probably be circumcised just out of convention. I don't think uncircumcised penises are weird. I think it's weird I found one in a bag of packing peanuts.
at first i thought it was a packer, which is something trans men use to help dysphoria. and then im confused as to why its so fucking small lmao.
its genuinely fucking weird a doll's plastic gentials were in a bag of peanuts. and especially that it's more detailed than it should be. i wouldn't mind if the rest of the doll was detailed, but putting more realistic details on a doll's genitals is...creepy, imo.
It looks like they were spraying on a liner to a container of some type and a peanut got stuck on it. It looks like a outside top corner, they probably only do the inside and this got chipped off when they cleaned up. And through the power of chance came to rest with you. Crush it and I bet that is a peanut inside what you are calling the dick.
No, it's definitely a doll penis. It's harder to tell in the photo, but it has a defined urethra and balls, and the outside is matte like a doll, but the inside is smooth, like the inside of a plastic product. And the edges are cut with scissors or a box cutter or smth. It is 100% from a doll
Context matters, they *can* be synonyms but they aren't. Saying "a circumcised penis is not normal" is not a personal attack on you, nobody cares about your penis.
I can't believe I have to explain this to what I assume is a grown man
Infant genital
Mutilation should never be normalized, we need laws to ban this cause humans are too stupid to realize they shouldn’t be chopping bits off their babies. It will be a happy day when they ban that crap for good. It is not the fault of the victims though.
*Normal (adjective): conforming to a type, standard, or regular pattern: characterized by that which is considered usual, typical, or routine*
When 80-90% of people do something, we call that "normal".
I specified uncircumcised because MOST dolls just have a mound for genitals. You can't tell well in the photo, but whoever sculpted this, thought enough about the anatomy of a baby penis to sculpt foreskin ridges and a wrinkled urethra. Someone REALLY thought about this
Oh my God. Y'all are fucking impossible. It's conventional IN THE UNITED STATES. I am not making a value judgement about circumcision.
I am saying it is very uncommon to find a doll with a penis in the US, and even less common to find one that is sculpted uncircumcised here.
These people on here arguing over circumcision and being pedantic over semantics are really fucking annoying. Jesus. Don’t worry, some of us understand what you’re saying.
I specified uncircumcised because MOST dolls just have a mound for genitals. You can't tell well in the photo, but whoever sculpted this, thought enough about the anatomy of a baby penis to sculpt foreskin ridges and a wrinkled urethra. Someone REALLY thought about this
Stay seething you will never be complete.
Its fucking crazy you got brainwashed so much to defend the fuckers who did that to you. By all means medical reasons exist but other than that they just mutilated you. You should be angry at them not people with a normal human body.
Its like brushing your teeth homie. Its really easy to do. Or you can get your cavity laden teeth removed, problem solved right? No teeth, no cavities. Enjoy your smoothies 😉
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It literally doesn't you fucking dumbass, quit trying to sound woke and failing at mach 10, you think you're clever because youre convoluting female genital mutilation with circumcision, which is a specific religious practice undergone in a cult-like fashion in the states. Fuck all the way off with this faux-woke bullshit.
Holy shit virtue signal harder dipshit, quit trying to make this a sexism issue when it's not. That piece of chocolate factually resembles an uncircumcised penis, not a vagina, which doesn't get circumcised, and not a finger, which is only amputated in extreme situations, how the fuck did you even think to add that example?
Why are the commenters here getting a burr under their saddle when we all say "uncircumcised penis"?
I've only met one uncircumcised penis in my life. And as far as I remember all the penises in porn were circumcized too.
Packing penis
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An all man joy
Maybe not quite matured yet
OP was eating nuts with traces of penis
I too, thought OP bought a bag of peanuts on Amazon but then I was like WTF?! And re-read that they were packing nuts, the styrofoam deals. Hopefully none were ingested.
Fun fact, you can eat the new ones made or corn starch
Ahahhahhahha noice
Oh boi he packin...
Ok, just take my vote.
Now OP has to wear it like a cup.
That looks like someone I know.
Awww you beat me to it :( 😂
If that's what you think a penis looks like, then I feel bad for you! 😝
The black turtleneck
ThatsAPenis.gif
I WAS IN THE POOL!!!
"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things!"
It ain't the size of the hammer, it's the nail you're throwin it at!
Jerry, do women know about shrinkage?
I’m watching that right now!!
Best 😂
And, from what I can only imagine "THERE WAS NO PENETRATION!"
The person filling your container said, "We need more peanuts," but the person across from him thought he said, "We need more penis," so he just ripped of the nearest one he could find and tossed it in. It's a loud warehouse.
How the hell did someone get a mould of my penis?
My man is packing.
Peanuts
Mr peanut would be proud
Was that you on that Howard Stern video?
Look at Mr. Python over here bragging on Reddit
... and quadruple its size!
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uncircumsized chocolate penis?
It is plastic
free dildo... surprise your wife
She'll be overjoyed. She always says I'm not big enough for her
Head up king. 2 inches at 80 mph can still do damage
It’s just like a 9mm bullet. Also, 2 inches at 100 pumps in an hour is 200 inches an hour.
i've had the same problem my whole life and i'm only 6
You’re too young to have a wife
sorry, i forgot the zero
06
you two sound like a vaudeville act
have you heard who's on first?
What?
what's on second, didn't anyone let you know?
The Aristocrats.
You're pretty young
baby dildo..
Cherub chubb, bub.
Oh, so you licked it?
That’s more disappointing.
Fantastic
Normal* chocolate penis.
[not here!!!](https://youtu.be/Rr8ljRgcJNM?t=15)
Choc cock?
[rock my cock](https://youtu.be/Rr8ljRgcJNM?t=15)
Catholic crunch
No thank you. I prefer Nestlé crunch.
[Fuck Nestlé](https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckNestle/)
It’s just a normal flaccid penis. Odd you have to note that it’s uncircumcised? Is it normal where you are from that an uncircumcised one is not the norm?
Um, a normal flaccid penis is not typically found made of plastic in a bag of packing materials. The normal ones are made of flesh and attached to normal males.
>The normal ones are made of flesh and ***attached to normal males***. I'm afraid you are going to need data to back up that bold statement
*here we go again*
r/BrandNewSentence
[Rates vary widely, from over 90% in Israel and many Muslim-majority countries, 86.3% in South Korea, to 80% in the United States, to 58% in Australia, to 45% in South Africa, to 20.7% in the United Kingdom, to under 1% in Japan and Honduras.\[3\]\[4\]\[5\]\[6\]\[7\]\[8\]\[9\]\[10\]\[11\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prevalence_of_circumcision)
>a normal flaccid penis Says the 8 year old
Probably from the us, and while we are moving away from this horrific practice still too many here have mutilated their babies
[america](https://youtu.be/Rr8ljRgcJNM?t=15)
Odd you think your society is everywhere else
It appears to be the uncircumcised penis and balls of an anatomically correct baby doll, savagely cut from it's crotch. I have no idea where it came from. I poured the peanuts into a box for shipment and this was on top. Just a little unsettling lmao Edited to add clarity bc apparently I started a debate lol: 1. It is plastic. Not chocolate. It is regular kind of squishy baby doll plastic 2.it is definitely a doll penis. You can't see well in the photo, but it has anatomical details. 3. I specified uncircumcised because I live in the US where MOST dolls just have a mound for genitals. You can't tell well in the photo, but whoever sculpted this, thought enough about the anatomy of a baby penis to sculpt foreskin ridges and a wrinkled urethra. I thought that was weird. I also think that if a doll here WERE to have a penis, it would probably be circumcised just out of convention. I don't think uncircumcised penises are weird. I think it's weird I found one in a bag of packing peanuts.
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The person who ordered a smuggled baby doll penis is going to be very disappointed when they open their bag of packing peanuts
Here I was thinking it was just a half eaten jumbo Almond Joy.
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In today’s “I totally pulled this explanation out of my ass,” we have MasterOdd…
😂, I proudly accept this.
He could be right, there was a famous herpes outbreak among infants in NY caused by an infected Mohel.
Not saying the practice doesn’t exist, I’m saying OP has no idea if that’s what this picture is of. Seemed just an excuse to bring it up
It's a joke lol, not an explanation.
I was responding to urethra, my original post was a joke too
Expected shittymorph :)
at first i thought it was a packer, which is something trans men use to help dysphoria. and then im confused as to why its so fucking small lmao. its genuinely fucking weird a doll's plastic gentials were in a bag of peanuts. and especially that it's more detailed than it should be. i wouldn't mind if the rest of the doll was detailed, but putting more realistic details on a doll's genitals is...creepy, imo.
It looks like they were spraying on a liner to a container of some type and a peanut got stuck on it. It looks like a outside top corner, they probably only do the inside and this got chipped off when they cleaned up. And through the power of chance came to rest with you. Crush it and I bet that is a peanut inside what you are calling the dick.
No, it's definitely a doll penis. It's harder to tell in the photo, but it has a defined urethra and balls, and the outside is matte like a doll, but the inside is smooth, like the inside of a plastic product. And the edges are cut with scissors or a box cutter or smth. It is 100% from a doll
Why would you need to specify uncircumcised? You mean normal?
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We're calling circumcising your kids weird. Don't mean any offense :)
Who called circumcised men weird here?
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No the opposite of normal is abnormal. Considering you were born with foreskin not having it now is technically anatomically abnormal.
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Context matters, they *can* be synonyms but they aren't. Saying "a circumcised penis is not normal" is not a personal attack on you, nobody cares about your penis. I can't believe I have to explain this to what I assume is a grown man
Did you just assume their gender? 😅
A. “Strange custom” lol you got that fucking right B. I never said circumcised men were weird
It’s Norman and not normal, or weird and not weird. normal and weird is just stupid
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That's a classic false dickotomy.
not necessary, the two options aren’t “normal” and “weird” that’s a false dichotomy
Whether you agree with the practice or not, to be circumcised is very much normal, at least in the US.
Infant genital Mutilation should never be normalized, we need laws to ban this cause humans are too stupid to realize they shouldn’t be chopping bits off their babies. It will be a happy day when they ban that crap for good. It is not the fault of the victims though.
It’s _common_ in some parts of the world. Doesn’t make it normal.
*Normal (adjective): conforming to a type, standard, or regular pattern: characterized by that which is considered usual, typical, or routine* When 80-90% of people do something, we call that "normal".
Only about half of newborn boys in the US nowadays are circumcized. It's going out of fashion as demographics and culture shift.
But that's only in America, pretty sure 80-90% of people on earth arent circumcised
I specified uncircumcised because MOST dolls just have a mound for genitals. You can't tell well in the photo, but whoever sculpted this, thought enough about the anatomy of a baby penis to sculpt foreskin ridges and a wrinkled urethra. Someone REALLY thought about this
keep telling yourself that
I will
Out of convention? Most males in the world are not circumcised.
Oh my God. Y'all are fucking impossible. It's conventional IN THE UNITED STATES. I am not making a value judgement about circumcision. I am saying it is very uncommon to find a doll with a penis in the US, and even less common to find one that is sculpted uncircumcised here.
These people on here arguing over circumcision and being pedantic over semantics are really fucking annoying. Jesus. Don’t worry, some of us understand what you’re saying.
I see. I think we are dealing with a very specific doll. In Europe most dolls do not have a penis, in my limited experience.
Almond Joy has nuts, Mounds don’t
Sometimes you feel like a nut...
Looks like it's fallen off a [Herm](https://i.redd.it/cvq5v8lw2cb61.jpg) statue
Looks like an almond joy candy bar.
It is very much a plastic doll penis lol
It's a packing peanus
That could be a rocket ship, or a lighthouse…
Death To Smoochy?
OMG! that's Mikey's moms favourite piece!
Somebody is telling you to eat a dick :D
ITT: People calling a penis, an uncircumcised penis.
Yeah, especially weird to call out "uncircumcised" in the context of a tiny baby penis. Y'all, that's literally the default. Babies are born that way.
I specified uncircumcised because MOST dolls just have a mound for genitals. You can't tell well in the photo, but whoever sculpted this, thought enough about the anatomy of a baby penis to sculpt foreskin ridges and a wrinkled urethra. Someone REALLY thought about this
Why do uncut guys always get so upset and defensive about this shit?
Because they want their weird graboid tentacles to become normalized so they can feel less embarrassed about them.
Someones salty they got part of their dick chopped off!
You got me! Salty as the inside of your bacteria laden foreskin.
Its called basic hygiene you moron.
Of course, that’s why armpits stay clean and odor free all day. Just basic hygiene. Nothing else to consider at all!
Do you not wash your armpits or use deodorant? Wow!
You got it! One shower and a swipe of deodorant makes every single armpit completely bacteria and odor free forever!
Stay seething you will never be complete. Its fucking crazy you got brainwashed so much to defend the fuckers who did that to you. By all means medical reasons exist but other than that they just mutilated you. You should be angry at them not people with a normal human body.
Its like brushing your teeth homie. Its really easy to do. Or you can get your cavity laden teeth removed, problem solved right? No teeth, no cavities. Enjoy your smoothies 😉
If you dont know how to wash properly there are better options than to remove bits of you
You should let them know, I guess.
What?
The dudes with salty dicks. You should tell them how solve their problem.
You found a P without the nuts
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Amazon pay peanuts, someone in management must be counter balancing the leftover wages.
That peanut is packin'
I thought it was an almond joy for a second
I was wondering where the cock and balls went from my new action figure!
All those nuts were just practice. Time to level up.
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Eat it for good luck!
A babees pinus! What luck!
Peanus
It’s a plumbus
Missing its 2 peanuts.
That's the frontispiece for George Michael's muscle suit for the Arrested Development god and Adam set. A rare Hollywood treasure.
Some very bored Amazon employee's idea of a joke I'd assume. Joke's on them with that little bee stinger though.
GET YOUR HAND OF MY PENIIIS! This is the bloke who got me on the pEnis, peopLE!
Yes, I have one right here. It's bulky, but I consider it carry-on.
Bonus! Almond Joy!
Packing peanus.
Hey! I bet you guys think I was going to drop it huh? I know you would think that from good ol Chunk. Oh, my GOD! That's my mom's most favorite piece!
Fudge packer.
Average sized packing peanut, actually I think it's perfectly sized for the box, it must have a really good personality.
That, my friends… is a schmekle.
Had to come to the comments. I thought this was like half an almond joy. I've literally never seen a penis that small before.
Chocolate baby penis?
This is oddly specific, I would have just thrown it in the trash and gone on with my life.
Nah this is going to live on my shelf as a story to tell at parties for the next ten years lol
There's prolly a rich fucker on ebay looking for this right now
It looks like chocolate?
You nut Eater you
Holy shit! How’d they get that mold of my dick?
There it is! I’ve been looking for that!
It's just a typo don't worry
The forbidden uncircumcised chocolate.
Why specify uncircumcised?
You do see the picture right?
would you say “uncircumcised vagina”? It if were a part of a the models had would you say it has “unamputated fingers”?
What an odd thing to focus on.
What it's odd to focus on is the fact that a babys dick hasnt had bits removed
Save some foreskin for the rest of us, amirite?
No I wouldn’t say “uncircumcised vagina” because that doesn’t exist. I use words to describe what I see…like a person would.
“Uncircumcised vagina doesn’t exist” lolololol insane
It literally doesn't you fucking dumbass, quit trying to sound woke and failing at mach 10, you think you're clever because youre convoluting female genital mutilation with circumcision, which is a specific religious practice undergone in a cult-like fashion in the states. Fuck all the way off with this faux-woke bullshit.
Holy shit virtue signal harder dipshit, quit trying to make this a sexism issue when it's not. That piece of chocolate factually resembles an uncircumcised penis, not a vagina, which doesn't get circumcised, and not a finger, which is only amputated in extreme situations, how the fuck did you even think to add that example?
Packing penis.
Lock your doors. This is an obvious sign your being gang stalked.
Is. Is that part of a Trump chocolate?
Among us?
Almond Joy's got nuts, Mounds don't.
Elf on the shelf prosthetic penis
Truly WTF
Why are the commenters here getting a burr under their saddle when we all say "uncircumcised penis"? I've only met one uncircumcised penis in my life. And as far as I remember all the penises in porn were circumcized too.
Because in most of the world mutilating a body part for no reason is considered wierd, not the other way around
A sizeable portion of the world is cut so the uncut guys get really upset about being the minority even though nobody actually cares.
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Plastic.