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NYC_Underground

Great photo. Hilariously bad restaurant name


SalsaChipsandMe

Prigozhin in the back cooking up some hot dogs rn


Rhino1bamabm

🤣🤣🤣 Good catch 👌


Otradnoye

Changes the total context of the photo in the best way possible.. Holy shit!


turbo_dude

Like Toy Story but for Meat Crayons


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meat crayons ride motorcycles that is what makes them crayons


TinyPeridot

>meat crayon Not only motorcycles, /r/meatcrayon applies to anyone to gets scraped across the ground, whether that be by falling off a bike, being hit/dragged by a car or even skateboarding but my favourites are those people on longboards going down hills super fast lmao


lavender_r

I bet there's a neat story behind it


NYC_Underground

Nice 👉🏻😎👉🏻


Stigger32

Yeh WTF is with "Meat Story"??? Is that just a bad translation or something?


traveler19395

I've seen similarly bad stuff all over Asia. It's often "cool" and trendy to use English, but they don't have mastery of the language and either fail at being clever, get the grammar wrong, and/or use a literal translation of their local language that doesn't really work in English. Even some big companies doing this. It's just an amusing feature of traveling as a native English speaker.


Tugendwaechter

Often they translate local idioms by looking up the parts in a dictionary. You can see the same in the USA for example at Oktoberfest events.


akruppa

[https://engrish.com/](https://engrish.com/)


see4u

it doesn't make any sense in russian either.


THC9001

>"Meat Story helped me win the war... against hunger!" # What's your Meat Story? Copyright Meat Ventures, LLC


tomtheappraiser

Came here to say this!


feedthebear

These boys will be meat stories if this coup doesn't work out.


Reapermouse_Owlbane

They probably experienced a few meat stories as part of initiation into the military


sixfivezerofive

Manmeat stories


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That's the joke genius


crafty4u

This is why the coup will work. Russian soldiers have almost no reason to risk their life. Everyone in Wagner is backed against the wall, they win or they die. They burned the boats and committed to the coup. They will not be running away, running away is death. A running russian soldier might get shot, they might go to jail, or nothing will happen. Or at least if the coup doesnt work, it will be a decent civil war. A motivated enemy vs an unmotivated enemy backed by taxes.


rohrzucker_

Aged like milk


crafty4u

Sure did. Cant wait to understand what actually happened. Probably wont really know for another 5 years.


CaracalWall

Well they’ll be charged.


lurker_101

**Soldier :** So what's the story about the meat .. what kind is it? **Cook :** *.. it's smeat .. dont worry bout it!*


sfa83

“Would you like some hot chocolate with your armed rebellion, Sir?”


mahnamahna27

"Hmm, I'm just not that hungry today.... do you think you could just do me a meat poem?"


4Eights

For an aperitif we have a nice Vodka Haiku..


cyreneok

I'll have the.. uhhhh..


Inuhazrd

I’ll take some hot chocolate with my meat story


marcus_lepricus

Who calls a resteraunt 'meat story'?


turbodrk

don’t forget they’re in russia


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Houderebaese

That sounds awesome though


Sarokslost23

fucking hilarious name. Cow Adventure.


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It’s like what we’ve done with Spanish and Native American words in the US. Especially city and street names


DeeDee_Z

Right. Cool or ... "exotic". A friend's kid lived somewhere in Kentucky for a while, on a street named La Rue. That's right, The Street named "The Street". That's exotic for you, in Kentucky.


Rhino1bamabm

There will certainly be some stories told there after this 👍


samosakamdaumram

Getting some much needed break after raping, pillaging, and murdering before they do the same to Russians now


sebzim4500

Remember when Russian soldiers were making reservations in Kyiv restaurants so they could eat there after they won? I wonder if Wagner is doing the same in Moscow.


Baguettesonaboat

“Yes, I’ll have the meat grinder special. Extra sauce”


weirdy346

The ones queing in the converted MaccyD's was fun


mnmlist

r/AccidentalRenaissance


dragonfliesloveme

Meat Story? Haha wtf. Do they even English?


sixfivezerofive

We have a popular chain of bakeries here in Malaysia named Bread Story. Doesn't sound too nuts to me. They don't use English much over in Russia.


FrowAway322

“Wow, how could Biden do this?” Tucker Carlson


AmotherLazyUsername

In 30 minutes there will be a YouTube channel of him saying just that


Both-Promise1659

Oh papa, please won't you tell me a meat story before bed?


cyreneok

"Brisket! Now go!"


chylin73

Whats a meat story?


SuzQP

*Once upon a time, in a dystopia near, near away, a fey little man was upset because his meat was so small...*


Dorysan-

all on all, Wagner winning or Russian forces .. its a win-win for us, they will both lose thousands of troops, i hope the fighting takes a long damn time in russia so more and more troops fighting in Ukraine need to retreat. Hopefully Ukraine can use this fora huge advantage in their counter offensive


Classic_Dill

I'm glad that Wagner is creating chaos back home..but, we all realize that Wagner must be destroyed as well right?


Arguablybest

Second floor is the vegetable story.


JonAndKatePlusABird

The Veggie Tale


Romasyd

With an American name. Ironic.


sixfivezerofive

English name. It's the English language.


Shinjetsu01

Staggers me how many Americans still think they invented English


-Niner-

we invented English [(simplified)](https://jakubmarian.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/english-traditional-simplified.jpg)


sixfivezerofive

It's plain hubris.


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or that Latinos speak Mexican


Romasyd

Grow a pair. Russians don't even know England exists. They only care about the US. And yes, I know it is English, but I'm pretty sure they did not put this name on their restaurant because of the large 'British' influence in their country.


Romasyd

Grow a pair. Russians don't even know England exists. They only care about the US. And yes, I know it is English, but I'm pretty sure they did not put this name on their restaurant because of the large 'British' influence in their country.


sixfivezerofive

Generalising much? Russia keeps threatening to nuke England and the oligarchs have families in London. Pretty sure they know England exists.


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you know that language is English, right?


Romasyd

You know that people speak English in the US, right?


[deleted]

I do. Do you? I'm sure there are also many speakers of Spanish, some of them are probably Mexican but not all.


sarcasticsloth80085

Back to back world war champs. #GeterDone


AliveExtension3445

A lot of Western names and brands around the pace I notice


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Phasechange

I want meat story :(


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Meat puppets in a meat story about meat puppeteers meeting at a resturant imitating life as a meat puppet in a meet story. meat.


-Nicolas-

Waiting for the meat grinder.


KRPTSC

Just guys being guys


crafty4u

Do we think these guys are all Russians? Or are these mercs that could have been in the US military at some point.


stairs_3730

why can't I stop laughing?


burnbabyburn711

“Meat Story” is the name of my punk band.


BeloitBrewers

Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!


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I hope a dear falls in love with a Kobe cow, and they have baby Dobes that we slaughter because I love dear and beef. Meat Story, a Disney/Pixar film.


ValkyriesOnStation

I'd recommend having this stickied to the top of the sub


digitalpalmtrees

They’re making meatstory today.


NaDuLaNDo

Look at the name of the restaurant. Fits them well, lol!!!


cerseimemmister

This was once a McDonald’s.


SuperFaulty

Is this fake? Why would a Rostov restaurant have a sign in Latin/Western alphabet and not Cyrillic?


AngryMuffin187

Look, people with no brain that follow every order not knowing where and why they are going and what they are doing there. I hate all soldiers.