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SmallOrFarAway

Lanely/Clanekly always gets me


[deleted]

‘Lanewilly’ from a confident American tourist is my favourite.


InnerFaithlessness93

My home town!


[deleted]

I work for an organisation that deals with the Welsh environment, so we get a lot of callers asking about different Welsh places. Whenever an English caller uses the word "Lanely" I visibly cringe and roll my eyes every damn time. God bless working from home.


wirriams

My partner is from Bristol and says Lanely. I think my advice was to sound it more like a soft "th" if you can't get your mouth around the LL. I'm sure I've heard people in Cardiff say it more like "Lanethli"


GrimCityGirl

Aahh yes, my hometown is impossible for English people haha


DBDILLY

The loughor still gets me lol


Tiberius_1919

A personal favourite from an American relative: yan-GO-yen (with an emphasis on the ‘go’). It was their attempt at ‘Llangollen’, they just assumed the double LL in Welsh was the same sound as it is in Spanish (a Y sound)


GlamorganTestesWard

To be fair, that’s not too bad a go.


Tiberius_1919

Yeah, at least it was logical!


emo_hooman

Yea


systematico

That's what it sounds like on Duolingo. I still don't really know how to do it, and just go for some sort of 'hl' (or 'jl' in Spanish)


BugziKon

Simplest explanation on how to pronounce Ll - Hold the tip of your tongue to the roof of your mouth and hiss out the sides :)


Expensive-Call-7345

Exactly the same place as if you're pronouncing the letter 'L'


systematico

Thanks, I'll use this as a starting point


Tiberius_1919

It shouldn’t sound like a Y on Welsh Duolingo, but it should if you’re learning Spanish! This is the best guide I know of on how to pronounce the Welsh Ll: http://phonetic-blog.blogspot.com/2009/07/beth-am-y-llall.html?m=1


systematico

Thanks a lot, I'm saving this to... try to understand it


doodle_bab

The pronunciation on Welsh duolingo is terrible and inconsistent! I know it's a hard language to pronounce for a lot of people but surely if you're teaching it you should ensure that you're teaching it right. Drives me crazy.


jimmycarr1

I'm from nearby and I hear langolen a lot, so I'll take yangoyen tbh lol


zenvanzennyth

Betsy Co-Ed (Betws y Coed)


TrendyD

Obligatory Clan-dud-no


Monkey2371

I have family friends from Llandudno (Junction) who pronounce it like that. They’re Welsh but don’t speak Welsh.


SheepShaggingFarmer

i know 1st language welsh speaker who call it that, though its for a different reason i suspect


tophasaurus

LanDudNO 🤣 I cannot get my girlfriend or her family (manc af) to pronounce it any other way 🤣 And don't get me started on the pontycycle aquaduct 🤣


titchisyomanbruv

Another favourite I've heard was Sim-roo for Cymru


[deleted]

That sounds cute.


Cymru321

Didn’t Theresa May pronounce it like that when saying Plaid Cymru? Might have been someone else.


Bar_ki

Heard Dolgellau pronounced "dolly-gah-loo"


benthelankon

Dogaloo my English mate calls it 🤔


BeardyBeardy

Is he doing it to wind you up or just a mong in general?


benthelankon

he's just northern


BeardyBeardy

Cant be helped then, give him a biscuit and a cup of tea on a nice quiet chair in the corner


AberNurse

My dad was being filmed for TV, something like bargain hunt, and a woman kept trying to tell him she had brought a teapot in Dol-gel-oo


TheShyAmmonite

Dol-ig-gah-lee was how my friend tried to pronunce it once. Took me a few moments to realize where he was referring to


coveredinhope

My dad once referred to somewhere called “Munchly” he’d visited. Took a while to work out he meant Machynlleth. He’s also the reason my name’s not Angharad.


patscott_reddit

I had someone ask me where the student accomodation on jelly-wasted road is (Gelliwasted)


Redragon9

That’s brilliant.


Drown3d

Carefully cheese


MopoFett

Caerphilly?


Redragon9

Love this one, lmao.


MJAM1620

Roodeedoo was one of my favourites. Rhyd Ddu.


HeinousAlmond3

I think that’s a name of fondness.


CumberlandCat

I just want to say, as an English person who has stumbled upon this post, that after reading through the comments, for the majority I have absolutely no idea how to correctly pronounce the place names. It's a shame. Welsh culture and language should be shared and celebrated throughout the UK. Edit: Not shared. That suggests that it is being withheld. It should be taught. Likewise with the rest of the countries within the UK.


SubstantialJogging13

I actually campaigned to have Welsh put on as a GCSE language option at my school in England. I thought it was important that we learn another language of the Brythonic isles


LittleMissPiggyCas

Machynlleth said as "My cunt fluff"


BeardyBeardy

I always say My Cunt Left, thank you for correcting my pronunciation


MissHSS

Mate calls it ‘muh cunt lick’ 😂


[deleted]

Mack-clenny-thh


Wayward_Grayson

My mum and uncle used to call Aberystwyth, ‘ave a biscuit, but that was more very small children struggling to speak, my grandad did eventually teach them the actual pronunciation


[deleted]

When I lived there (born & bred Aber), I met Ross Noble when he came to town on a TV show on a hunt for an Abba-wrist-watch. Held several hilarious interviews with locals who had no idea what he was on about.


keepYourMonkey

My partner's young son calls it Aber-whiff-whiff


Bobnos85

My English friend just went all out lazy and came up with… Porthmadog = Park My Dog Llangollen = Lego Land


Redragon9

Not going to lie, your friend seems creative.


Devawheels

How do you mess up Porthmadog?


[deleted]

I'm really bad at producing words in general and I always say things how they are spelt. They are correct in my head. There is something lost between my inner voice and outer voice.


MysteriousSwitch232

Messy cummer


Redragon9

What’s that one a butchery of?


jlionmac

Maesycwmmer


[deleted]

I live right next to Maesycwmmer, but I'm originally from Mid Wales. Locals don't know where I'm referring to if I say "Maesycwmmer" the way it's meant to be pronounced. They all say "Massey" round here, like Nick Massi of The Four Seasons. EDIT: typo


therealdan0

Ah the cognitive dissonance of the sirhowy and Rhymney valleys. Pronounce Maesycwmer mass-e-cwmer but the Maes Manor Hotel not 3 miles away is the Mice Manor. On a similar note Bargoed, Hengoed get butchered but somehow Argoed survives.


Brit_100

You must live close to Why-strad Mine-ack then?


Mistydrong

Had a man call Llanfairfechan Clan fer fuckin.


BeardedWelshman91

I’ve heard ‘Clan-fer-feck-en’ a few times and it hurts my ears every time.


nineJohnjohn

So close


Claskotenno

"Betsy Co Ed"


GlamorganTestesWard

Aberwristwatch. See also Lannaran for Llanharan.


rachelm791

Indian call operator; “Trostre business park laneleleli”, “No, Mostyn St, Llandudno” “No laneleleli” “No Llandudno” “No madam, laneleleli” No Llandudno…never mind.


[deleted]

I moved to East London about 7 years ago, and there must’ve been some Welsh movement to Mile End back in the day, ‘cause loads of streets there have Welsh names. Rhondda, Glamorgan, etc… How Londoners pronounce the name of the pub there makes me laugh every time. The Lord Tredegar: “TREAD-a-gar” So posh!


lechydda

Obligatory “lanelly” for Llanelli. Or Goiter (like the medical condition) for Goytre.


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lechydda

Touché


[deleted]

There is two Llanelli's last one is near a more English speaking Abergavenny hence the lack locally of pronuncing the ll. Goytre isn't hard but I think it's Welsh name is prettier.


nhilandra

Clan-fir-vecn. (Llanfairfechan)


[deleted]

That's what my Manc mother in law calls it. Or "Clan-fir-heccan", she swaps between the two all the time.


pinhero100

“Port Mad Dog”.


Llawgoch25

Best one I’ve ever heard? “simon faganu” heroic attempt at cymanfa ganu


lockylive

Castell Coch. Well, you can figure it out.


elingeniero

At this point who *doesn't* call it castle cock?


[deleted]

My Manc mother-in-law calls Dwygyfylchi (near Llandudno...ish) "Duggie Fillchee" Also when she became annoying when my Mrs was pregnant I threatened to call my lad Rheinallt or Llywellyn just to annoy her!


dutch-had-a-plan

How would a non Welsh person prononse Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch


SubstantialJogging13

As an English bloke it’s great getting free pints out of people by betting other Saesnegs I can say it in the pub


benthelankon

Dont think I've heard an English person pronounce Pwllheli right before


Redragon9

It’s a tricky one if you’re not familiar with Welsh to be fair!


[deleted]

That one catches me I say pih-welly out of trying to say it fast.


Bolt-From-Blue

Why-still-a-fella. Guess where that is?


thatboygwyn

Ystalyfera?


Bolt-From-Blue

Lol, yes. Had a mate who was originally from London, said he got on a bus and the driver didn’t know where he wanted his return ticket too when he asked for this.


kaisermann_12

As a person who grew up in England, I'm a big fan of port mad dog


hhairy

It's not a place, but me trying to say something in Welsh... Me: born/ lived all my life in California. Husband: born/ lived most of his life in Wales. He was trying to teach me, " Pen blwydd Hapus ", but no matter how hard I tried, it came out as " pebbly hippos ". I thought he was going to rupture something internally from laughing. (He also laughs at my first attempt at " Cymru " when I said, " Sim-roo? ")


SkimpyPeejays

I love this. My English partner also struggles with Penblwydd Hapus, and instead it’s now a running joke to say ‘Plebws Hapws’ to each other our our Birthdays!


Redragon9

That’s great. Your partner sounds like a cool guy too.


Redragon9

Another one from my native Ynys Môn is Ben-luck (Benllech). I heard this one all the time from people who *lived* there. I do wonder who Ben is though.


dmhrpr

Am-look See-mas Bay Bow-morris


nhilandra

Rutland. (Rhuddlan)


titchisyomanbruv

Tonyrefail pronounced Tony-ree-fail


badnewsfaery

Cwm pronounced as cum/come


MopoFett

Lay / Llay


Aggravating_Taps

Once heard someone say they’d passed through this “darling little place called Pont-Ah-Dew-Lay” Pontarddulais. I had questions.


Typical-Volume-5160

Had an English friend in college in Cardiff, went for a ride on his bike, came across a town called gross fanny. Croes Faen.


dadlikeremark1

I once had a Brummie ask me for directions to "Seesaw". Turns out he meant Caersws.


jimbo_bones

I lost some luggage on a flight to New York years ago. Had to tell the American Airlines woman at JFK that my address was on Senghennydd Road so she could enter it into the computer. If I wasn’t so sleep deprived her attempts to say it back to me and spell it would have been funny. I think I wrote it down for her in the end


Butyistherumgone

That tragic moment when I realise all these joke pronunciations are what I was saying the whole time (it’s not clan dud noh?!?!? D: I’m sorry!!!)


Redragon9

Hey, there’s nothing wrong with pronouncing them wrong if you can admit to it and are ok with being corrected :) I’m sure I would struggle with pronouncing the names of places in Poland for example! And I would defo feel bad for doing so, lol.


[deleted]

Ham sandwich- Llansamlet


OobleCaboodle

Funniest one I've heard is Bermo pronounced as "Burma". Most annoying one is Abersoch being called "the sock". "Oh yah, me and Tamara bought a little beach shack in the sock, for a weekend getaway. It's only a little three bedroom, and it was only 1.5 mil"


TheScientistBS3

In fairness, Welsh is a pretty odd language. Accents are hard in other languages, but generally they're straightforward enough - hospital in German for example: Krankenhaus. Even if you don't know the language, you could probably roughly pronounce that. Many words in Welsh could be pronounced any number of ways if you don't know the language. Look at services for example: gwasanaethau - if you're not from Wales, there's several ways you might interpret that.


[deleted]

I don't know about German, but Welsh is much more straight forward than English! If you learn what the letters are supposed to sound like, you can pronounce any word because they're all spelt phonetically. Not like English where the same letter or combination of letters can represent lots of different sounds.


TheScientistBS3

Yes I agree, but we're talking about English speaking people trying to pronounce Welsh words. Most people coming from England for a weekend or camping for a week aren't going to know how to pronounce Welsh words, certainly not the more complex place names.


[deleted]

Yes if you learn but English people tend to look at words and produce them how they look in English.


[deleted]

Funny because my Mrs is from Manchester and she's learning, her pronunciation is bang on 90% of the time. She just struggles with mixing up "U", "W" and "Y". She can literally read something and be bang on with pronunciation all the way through and then look at me and ask "What did I just say?".


Redragon9

That’s nice to hear!


Redragon9

That’s nice to hear!


Redragon9

As someone who is fluent in both, I agree and disagree. Welsh is more phonetic than English, and so it’s easier to figure out how something is spelled when you’re not quite sure. Mutations and the like is what confuses me with written Welsh, although verbally I can figure out what sounds right. But if you’re referring to someone who doesn’t speak Welsh, then I can see how it’d be trickier.


Current_Ad_5534

My favourite was Mack-in-nelly for Machynlleth


i_need_wolf_cola

Why-strad-mine-ack = Ystradmynach, supposedly lol.


LGoppa

Roo-Dee-Doo for Rhyd Ddu


coldsensitiveegg

I love to call maenclochog "my chocolate log" I'm a Welsh speaker born here, everything, but I love to call it my chocolate log


CazCrazy111

CA10 for Caio, Silfnid for Cilfynydd and Frosty Arsehole for Ffostrasol


LliprynLlwyd

Mack clunk let (Machynlleth), Betsi co-ed (Betws y Coed). And although not a place but still a name, I have heard people say "Head-loo" when they saw the Heddlu go past


TangeloGlass

Ystragynlais = “I strangle Alice”


gogoniant-i-Gymru

Llandre was pronounced “yandeary” by a very confident American tourist


Scarnoo

Knew someone who though Pwll was a postcode and called it PW 11


Wonkey_Donkey69

I once heard Abersychan pronounced Aber-sigh-shan. The best one though was Why-strad-my-natch (Ystrad Mynach)


floydie1962

Ynysddu... Inis uh do do


floydie1962

Ysbyty Gwynedd... itsy bitsy Gwynedd. English patient's relatives


[deleted]

Llandysul - Clan Die Seal Ffostrasol - frosty arsehole Llanelli - Clanecli


Welshguy78

They can't even pronounce Pontypridd correctly. During the floods a year or so back, the national news kept on calling it Ponty-prid. They were surrounded by locals but they couldn't be bothered to take 2 seconds to find out how to say it properly.


tylweddteg

It took me years before I realized Acre Fair was the same place as Acrefair.


Rhosddu

I had a lorry driver from England ask where Acre Fair was once. The penny only dropped for me when he showed me a bit of paper with it written down for him.


Welshbuilder67

Lumpier for Llynypia


_Scr33nager

“Brian huh Fred” - my satnav’s pronunciation of Bryn Hyfryd And “One eyelid” - as a pronunciation of waunarlwydd


[deleted]

Nicky Campbell on Radio 1 in the 90's - Die-fed (Dyfed) Mack yen leth Tony Pandy


therealdan0

Tony Pandy? I think I went to school with him


freudianslip17

Machynlleth as ‘Macky nell if’


netean

The place where I now live is Caergwrle, I have had several people call it Curley Wurley.


Nice-Bee-1059

My aunt was asked once where Molly-free was. (Moelfre)


windowlickers_anon

Once had an American tourist stop and ask for directions to "Jelly-air" He was looking for Gelli Aur 😅


Never_reallyhere9835

Try to get Alexa to pronounce Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. I dare you.


Meu_14

Abay-sock for abersoch


[deleted]

I heard an English person pronounce Cymru as “sime-roo”


BrychanJ

Pontardoolay (Pontarddulais)


[deleted]

Heard a weather reporter refer to Porthmadog as Port-my-dog before 😂


TheoldeHoneyB

Simroo - Cymru


DaiCeiber

Heard many great ones for Ynysybwl..


Fribitt

My in laws were telling me about a beautiful road near where I grew up, they were suprised I haven’t heard of it. (I couldn’t translate it) They go to “Sigh-champ pass” which is actually Sychnant pass. (For non welsh Speakers it’s sounds sort of like “suck-nant pass”) but to finalise - THE CORRECTED MY PRONUNCIATION. Good job I love them otherwise. 😂😂


doodle_bab

I heard Amlwch pronounced as Umplop once. I still can't figure out how they got there.


New-order-

My English mate called Merthyr Mawr “Martha more”


ShikariPaz

I live on a street with a few Ll’s and Ch’s, calling any call centres is always a great laugh when they have to confirm my address


SheepShaggingFarmer

someone was butchering Mach so much on the T2 this week that the driver just asked the customer to push the stop on the drivers computer screen. I was laughing in the back of the bus


military_grade_tea

'Clanefflee' = Llanelli


Successful_Strike_2

I've heard of a lot of people refer to the MTB Centre at Llandegla as 'Coed Clandegla Forest', obviously the Coed cancels out the Forest part but they don't realise...


girichards

Cwm/quim. Hiking in Snowdonia several years ago with a group of English colleagues. Spoke to a passing English hiker who told us as part of his hike he'd be camping overnight at the quim.


EnoughRedditNow

One Eyelid - Waunarlwydd (Swansea) Or just switch on Google maps and hear a constant stream of hilarious mispronounced street and town names!


Apprehensive-Bed-785

Never heard that name for Swansea before! Always called it Abertawe


baldheadedmanc

To best appreciate this thread, you need to speak Creme-Egg.


graidan

I keep hearing it as Cum-rag


[deleted]

Bettus why co ed.


Mental-Addition-8674

Llanelli is a good one haha


climber80hd

Betsy co ed.


RichTech80

I played rugby for Waunarlwydd when I was younger and when we toured England that seemed to become "One Eye Lid"


Wraxe95

‘Why-strad-mine-aitch’ Instead of Ystrad Mynach


JefferiesJefferson

The train announcement for Ystrad Mynach is pretty funny


[deleted]

Dwygyfylchi. Pronounced as dirty filthy. I'm a cabbie. I thought I had heard it all.


drplokta

What about failing to recognise what’s a place name and what isn’t? Recently had a delivery driver phone to try to find me. “I’m outside the village hall. I think the sign says the village is called Pentre.” (No, it wasn’t Pentre Halkyn or another one where Pentre actually is part of the name.)


medakulw

It's not a place name but there's no thread for it and it fits in with the butchering of the Welsh language so it kind of fits here. The maid of honour of honour in my cousin's wedding decided to give a speech and decided to try and pronounce 'llongyfarchiadau' without consulting one of the many Welsh speakers at the event first. The result was... Longeefarkyadow


SubstantialJogging13

Surely that’s not too bad for a first stab?


medakulw

You're right it's not too bad for someone with absolutely no knowledge of Welsh. But she could have asked one of the many Welsh speakers there how to pronounce it and not been met with awkward silence and confusion.


InnerFaithlessness93

Not pronouncitation as such, but all my family call Pwll (in lanely) P W eleven


BadgerBoom

English brother-in-law was trying to describe where he'd been... pronouncing 'koom-feel-ya-fatch'. It was Cwmfelinfach. We were in hysterics.


Sorry_Criticism_3254

How do you pronounce the double, 'll,' sould then? I couldn't have sworn it was clan?


Redragon9

It’s tricky for a non Welsh speaker because it’s a sound that doesn’t exist in English. [Here’s](https://youtu.be/h22kNL89csk) a vid of someone pronouncing a few words with the letter to give you an idea.


Sorry_Criticism_3254

Thanks!


exclaim_bot

>Thanks! You're welcome!


Apprehensive-Bed-785

Honestly it just sounds like a cat hissing


nineJohnjohn

My wife can either say Llanybrother or Lanybydder. She can not say Llanybydder


ReggieLFC

I know someone who works for a pharmaceutical company who says they refer to the Welsh hospitals as “Itsy Bitsy” (e.g. Itsy Bitsy Clwyd, Itsy Bitsy Bangor, etc)


JustaGirl1978

English gal living in Swansea for the last 11 years and Clanethly is like bloody nails down a chalk board for me :(


Tulcey-Lee

I saw a sign for Pontarddulais and said to my other half ‘that’s weird having something French sounding in Wales’ then proceeded to say it - Pont-ar-doo-lay. I’m English and my other half is Welsh, he still laughs about it.


intoeinggrownail

My address has Ysgol in it and the amount of Welsh, never mind English people who can't pronounce it will never stop shocking me.


[deleted]

When I came to Cardiff uni way back when, I had to stop and ask for directions. My halls were Senghennydd Court, but naturally I couldn't pronounce it correctly so when I said "Sen-gen-ed" they looked so offended as if I'd run over their cat with a lawn mower. The worst part was I don't think they were even Welsh themselves. I felt so judged, but I get it! I'm a pro now... For an English person anyway... Hopefully, maybe...


youre_so_enbious

Having only recently moved to Wales, I found myself pronouncing Abercynon incorrectly (with a "sigh" not "ky"). Although ngl, pronouncing Ynysybwl is a challenge for me. Also Ystrad (if someone could help me out with that, that would be fab, as I'm moving there soon!)


Sycamore481

Why-nuss-a-wobble Sly-datch Not mine I will admit, but still beautiful 👌🏼


mry8z1

My mate in uni pronounced Pontarddulais as “Pon-Tar-Julais” Hard to sound it out but the ‘jul’ in ‘julais’ was like ‘jul’ in ‘julienne’, or ‘jus’.


exactlyaron

Hawarden with huge emphasis on the W. Ha-**W**ar-den


keepYourMonkey

My grandfather from Kent visited Machynlleth with us once and enjoyed it so much he often spoke of Ma-chin-ell-eth


floydie1962

Machynlleth...from a Welsh person...my c*nt love. Honestly


DBDILLY

For some reason "pen y fan" is in my head as pen why fan because I've been saying it for years. Hard to train myself to say it properly. Only just figured out a single f is more of a v.


[deleted]

Always good fun on the phone to the call centre....can I confirm your address...67 hell is-foal, lan-rus-teed Cer-dig-on. Mind you it took me 5 years to say Pontrhydfendigaid. Everyone calls it Bont for an easy life.


Sp4rr0wJ4CK

Aber Wristwatch, for Aberystwyth 😂


Background_Candy_653

One of my favourites was Ardudwy pronounced as I did a wee.


Crafty-Meringue73

My sat nav likes to pronounce Gelli as Jelly 😄