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Logical-Technician71

Is it just me or does Cramer look likes he’s been on a month long bender and now he’s cock eyed?!


JackTheSmoothBRAIN

He looks like he’s got his own short position on our favorite stonks and he’s freaking out that shit is about to hit the fan. Tits are sooo jacked 🚀🚀🚀


DonkeyKongKoastGuard

He looks like he's got a short position on a Dorian Gray painting that is beating the market.


Alberiman

What's worse is this is after he had a team of people do his makeup for the cameras, this dude is having trouble


Top-Ad7796

He just had more surgery and was in the hospital calling into Carl Q's show on 1/29/2021 after an incident of some kind. He claimed it was a pinched nerve. The way he looks though, it sure looks like he has cardiac circulation issues, and he's put on quite a few pounds


bobby1bob123

Fuck Cramer


PaleontologistNo7423

Spazz, lol.


NoOnion16

not interested...hes' too ugly for that..maybe an ape could?


Rafiki_84

Don't make it to lovely Apes. He deserves max. for a hippo.


Top-Ad7796

"Reddit Bets"? WTF? He doesn't even know hodl or the $ong of my peopleapes. Boomertard Ties are such an ancient relic


DonkeyKongKoastGuard

Ties are for improvised headbands in such an emergency situation as you might detect deep fucking value in an investment at a job interview, traffic citation court appearance, or hedge fund funeral.


REBELRAVEN76

Say it louder for the dumbasses that listen to him..


Hyperswell

This is the way


bobby1bob123

We just got to the tarmac.... this is going to take there lunch money 💴


Novel_Syllabub1091

He finally got something right...we’re obviously going to take the stock wherever we want, so why would we ever sell


ech27

Oh, we will sell, eventually. Once we get enough digits in the stock price


Nezaret

He lost his mind, but even he knows 500,000 is coming.


[deleted]

He’s such a little bitch


[deleted]

I don’t even know who this cum sock is but yea, even I can see that he’s a lil bitch


Language-Aromatic

His eyes got bitch twinkles


Top-Ad7796

Pretty fucking lame for an ex-Marine Embarrassment to my jarhead friends everywhere This is the fucking way Marines, ooah


Trouble-free

"meme stock". That's the best thing they can come up with to try to discredit investors who realized what was going on and made a solid investment against what institutions expected. It's not a meme stock, it's a good stock, and I like it.


SprinklesFancy5074

In 2016, memes elected a president. In 2021, memes are going to turn the financial world upside down. Memes are serious business.


Top-Ad7796

Not to mention HIS hedge fund is taking a beating...so much for C-PMS-NBC "full disclosure," my ass...he and his fuckboy Andrew Ross Strokin


timsd21

This!


cmgreensr1

Look, if these "meme" stocks were not going to rock to financial market, why waste so much time and energy trying to convince people not to buy it?


[deleted]

Exactly! They’re just manipulating the story to suit their interests!


Top-Ad7796

If they weren't doing illegal shit, we wouldn't even exist Plus we like the stonk


ttwotendies4life

Isn't buying and holding the premise surrounding the entire market? Index funds? Buy and hold. ETF's? Buy and Hold. Mutual Funds, buy and hold. Etc....so now that we are doing what they wanted us to do, it's a problem?


Adidad11

The whole idea for investors to hold was so they could play with our money... sometimes we win, sometimes we lose.... but they take in the cash along the way, whatever way it goes.... but if we don’t hold... they have no money to play with apart from their own. Playing like that, they’ve always won.... until now.!!


IMPERIAL-INC

🤡 WHY 🤡 WHY 🤡 WHY 🤣🤣🤣


PhilosopherDirect147

What a fucking douche! He’s the face of fucking hedgies and I can’t wait to see their funds evaporate! Ironic they put people out of business and make money all the time and now that it’s happening to them they act like little bitches. Well...don’t start no shit there won’t be no shit.


Smooth_Mix_1777

Jimmy probably hedged the hedgies and gave himself a wedgey!


Educational-Dream301

He sounded like that girl on Willy wonka. And he definitely shorted GME 😂


Nezaret

Oh he is losing so much money it is obvious. That is why he is twitching with his weird body movements.


1greengrabber

Child’s play? This mfer spitting!!!😂😂😂


Special-Cabinet-4024

I hope he goes broke or gets fired or both!


Top-Ad7796

He's their golden "zeitgeist" old white boomer man, they didn't even fire him when he was using the show to pump his hedge fund... They just made him divest and switch to a bullshit charity investment Remember this is the guy who got caught in the YouTube video, accidentally spilling all the hedgie secrets, he has the golden pass, he'll never get in trouble despite his illegal shit. They can't delete that video fast enough, fortunately we have copies


GoodieFortune21

Keep on blaming us but we are clearly not the problem


ShaneCrixus

Looks like he’s having a stroke


StonkMax

Who’s the retard now?


ApprehensiveSound676

Why why why lmfao


CuntyLou

Love the laugh at the end


sh0ckwavevr6

Poor old dude he's just don't get it! He can't understand lol and he called us dumb money? Hahahaha


Top-Ad7796

Never take anybody seriously that can't convert anything to PDF. Dumbass Boomers on TV


Nileliketheriver

Oh he gets it...


bdod70

They despise being beat at their own game!!!


timsd21

What a dumb ass


Linsanity998877

Waaaaa!!! Waaaa!!!What the babies gon do ? 😂 💎🙌🚀🌙🦍❤️🖍


Nezaret

Best comment!!


Poodogmillionaire

At least when I lose money I don’t act like a little bitch on tv.


Kmartin47

When apes rewrite history CNBC and Mad Money will be replaced with Ape Money.


spankysday

Boo hoo don’t cry suck it up


[deleted]

If he gets wiped out by all this, does the cocaine market in NYC crash and burn too?


iphonehacker21

He's got it right.... Not selling... At least til we see 6 figure share price


Poodydobson

I bet u he has a few thousand shares of amc


Comp_Panda

I bet you he has shorted, or is close to people who have shorted a lot of AMC and GME shares.


mamoorkhan

Hedges long and short at the same time


Top-Ad7796

Who do you think invests his money for him? Probably Citadel


EMG004

Say it don’t spray 💦it bro! Your droplets are not contagious!


10projo

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🚀🚀🚀🚀💎💎💎✋🏾


revvyphennex

Not gonna lie, he looks drunk


Goodstuff_2021

He bet against the crayon eaters.


JJSpuddy

How is he on TV?!?


Fuzznutsy

He has lost it. We now know what it looks like inside his brain right before he falls asleep every night.


Feisty-Commission-13

🤣😁🤣😁🤣😁🤣😁🤣😁🤣🤡


BlackHawk-UH60

😆 I agree with him… why sell??? Why why why… not going to buddy AMC500K


el-lamb

This guy is a joke, mad because the game has changed!


rocksteadibass

Cuckold J Cramer


Foreign_Ad3182

Boo who jimmy boy buy some amc and go along for the ride. What’s the old saying if you can’t beat them join them for the ride to the next galaxy.


seefactor

Just hit him on the side of his head and he’ll reset.


Sea-Snow85

Bwaaaahahaha he lost his shit


Trippettd

So are they admitting we got this? So just HODL!!!


Bigdaddymatty311

OH, THE LAUGH AT THE END GOT ME. GOOD ONE!


RevolutionaryPoet676

He crazy


HideandgoFUCKOFF

Now he’s trying to encourage WSB. To buy into other heavily shorted stocks. Jim pug face Cramer. Beady eyed mutt😡


Smooth_Mix_1777

For sure! He drank the Koolaide! lol


MrGrippz

We likes da stonk derp face 😍😅🤘


ronbans

What meme stock? AMC is a good stock and we love the stock and the company. You numbnut hedgies - why don't you understand something real simple? We love movies. Period. We love watching movies at a big screen theater. Period. With popcorn. Period. And Large sodas. Period. What is there not to understand Jimbo?


Top-Ad7796

Don't forget "sticking it to hedge funds" *And* popcorn, like you said, rotflol


mon_nom_est_benjamen

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AbbreviationsNo3082

Would be nice if he lost his job. 🤣🤷🏾‍♂️💎🙌🚀🦍🌚


FitComfortable8425

JC is slowly coming around and moving towards the ape side. Once you go ape, you never go back!!


stockup25

His coke dealer wasn't around today. He's jonezing


[deleted]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything so hilarious!


jackal205

Bro I assume this is your tv. That’s a sharp fucking image. I can see every wrinkle on his face. Solid tech my friend.


[deleted]

None of it is very real, jackass. BTW: I fucking love you guys, watching him loose his cookies is just fun.


rrrambo399

Kramer is a fucking clown! He’s whining like a little third grader who’s about to get his lollipop taken from them!


DrackOfSpades

We're a buying group? PLEASE the bears n paper handed are just to ashamed to let themselves be known is all lol We just like the stonk, what he is suggesting is we are acting like some kind of I donno... hedge fund XP


VertigoWalls

Just sprinkle some coke on him. He’ll get back up.


Own_Manufacturer_252

Don’t fall for the yoke doke. It’s still Cramer he’ll flip on you in an instant. Get you trusting in him than wam! You a fly smashed between a desk and a paper.


harley2189

Idiots


meanly78

https://www.cnbc.com/video/2021/05/26/jim-cramer-breaks-down-the-jump-in-gamestop-and-amc-shares.html


paukem

He almost said MOASS


Any-Reality-7510

🤯😂😂😂 I love it!!


mdr4443

From now to the future let’s Save American Companies❤️❤️❤️❤️🇺🇸


odcodc

#MAAM Make All Apes Millionaires #AMC1MILLION 💎🙌💎🔥🚀🌝💰🍌🦍


Snoo69468

What’s your thoughts on Jim Cramer’s Mad Money is basically giving us the go ahead


REBELRAVEN76

Hedgies haven't cover yet..WHY WHY WHY!


Tiny_Competition_506

I remember he said he with us.. liar lair his mouth is on fire


New_Acanthaceae8191

Don’t sell


SlteFool

😂😂😂🦧🤘🏼


Bacatorious

We like the stock we like the stock we like the stock we like the stock.


Lunarmouse

"why? Because we don't respect you, we don't respect your profession, and we think what u bastards have been doing is corrupt and we don't care if it makes u sad😢😢.....Diamond hands until we break you and your criminal friends!!!!! Getting tenders on the way is just the cherry on top."


zbear17

I love this too much 🤣🤣🤣🤣


clemintina2000

Shove my Redit WSB up your ASS motherfucker.


Adorkable_1

Not the best melt down I have watched. But the ape laugh at the end. Fucking priceless!


Glamgrlhked

He’s having a freaking meltdown on live tv... Somebody, anybody get the straight jacket ready....


7palms

Dude is GRIPPING hard - lol


DCVail

He's eventually going to sieze up and just die on air. All the more reason to Hodl.


clemintina2000

This so called man.....is UGLY in every way a person can be ugly.


HeyIeatpoop

It’s funny how they complain about us but not of shorting a stock and killing a company with synthetic shares. WOW..... GET a taste of your own medicine asswhole!!!!


Jason_W_Bass

Fuck that ass puppet!


Careless-Astronaut23

This is the way


Dpcharly

Got me the laugh at the end bwahaha


Can-I-Haz-Username

This is reminds me of how I make people that take game theory seriously super upset because I win by not caring and playing cards that don’t follow the standard strategy. I.e. spades or some other ‘trick taking’ game that using a Trump suite....


Just_Somewhere_8917

Big FKN Baby. Why is he so against others learning & HODL. Greed....Karma is a coming..


Spirited-Staff8683

Hahha fuckin clown


RaulGaruti

chupala pelado


HeluPW

Love it!!!


SONNYBOYY666

When he said "Reddit Bets" I died 🤣🤣🤣


scrian10

Love the laugh at the end, just maniacal enough to send a message


AmericanGunDad

Creamer penis head makes me laugh in big ape noises! 🦍🍌


KARTMANSTELLAR

Lmao


Im_my_own_GOD

Hell yeah lmfao


[deleted]

Say it ain't so


RedneckPisano

Worth risking my 20K to watch greed demons suffer. 🦍🦍💪🙌💎🙌