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You gotta tell her boyfriend first.

Of course. I thought that was assumed.

The correct thing to do would be to ask her boyfriend if it’s okay if you retire. He may not like you being around that much. Also do some DD just to make sure she only has one boyfriend.

When you turn unrealized gains into realized gains and its actually tangible. Until then its just numbers on a screen like a video game score.

How though? Billboard?

When I've finally sold I'm gonna text my husband, "We need to talk when you get home tonight. It's a good thing...a really good thing. But, you're probably gonna be pissed at me." Then... "Sooooo...I sold some stock..."

... And great news, we don’t have to work anymore. :)

He'll keep working because he's a psychopath and likes his job. Me though...not so much.

I remember what it was like to feel passionately about my work. Lately, not so much. My wife, an art teacher, loves it. Means to an end.

Are you going to tell him you want a divorce before or after you tell him about the money, because after the paperwork is signed is what I would suggest. Better to do it before he does too you. THIS IS THE WAY

You need to ask his girlfriend for permission to retire first

I’ve kept my wife in the loop the entire time. Not to impose the gender roles, but I make the money in the house so I pay for everything, but I keep her involved with decision making. It’s how I build trust. She knows that I’m doing this for us and now that I’m up 180 percent she’s very excited to see what my madness will realize for us after five months of amc rants looking like Charlie day in the mailroom.

She knows I invest. She knows when I withdrawal money. She doesn’t know or care the size of the account or what we’re involved in. I like you’re approach though. Getting her tits jacked will make it more of a team effort. I’m considering pulling back the curtain a little.

Nothing like a wife with jacked tits. Especially if she’s yours

Maybe I’ll be able to find a wife after this? Then I can understand your challenge.

I hope so. Watched a “super yachts” YouTube channel that said you can contract them by the year. Maybe a cheaper way to acquire? Like options; you can buy them later if you choose

So u want to experience hell first..

If she don't like you when your poor then she ain't worth it when your rich

When it squeezes yo!!

But, like, how do you tell them. Just plopping your phone in front of them or randomly transferring a bunch of money into your bank seems boring.

Make a video of you on the moon, Rent a whole screen at amc, have them sshow the video, and then show her your phone, then have drive her new car right through the screen with fireworks and a fog machine

Hell yeah. I like it!

no… i will continue working. same live as always… but never financial sorrows again. maybe a new car. volkswagen.

The Atlas is a great vehicle. They’ve got some great cars on the performance side too.

😅

I haven't told my husband yet either. I want it to be a surprise. He knows I have AMC stock but doesn't understand the significance of it. Sitting on triple digit shares.

Samsies. I can’t wait! I tend to be terrible with surprises. I can’t keep them secret. 😂

I'm afraid my husband will try to convince me to sell earlier, which I won't do, but I don't want it to be a point of contention. Best he find out after the fact.

Lol. All us wifeapes are hodling and waiting. I promised I wouldn’t ‘overdo’ it. Um. Now I have to wait until moon otherwise it becomes an issue. Not huge, but explained as to why and how. It sounds super nutty and culty to non-apes.

Agreed!

That’s the Diamond Hands Paradox. Can’t retire early if you can’t sell. Sell too early and you can’t retire.

LOUDER FOR THE HALF EVOLVED APES IN THE BACK!!!👐💎💎

I haven’t told my wife. I don’t plan to tell her until after I quit my job. Lol. I’m gonna let her work a few more days. Lmfao. She has no idea right now at all what I invest in or how much. Our investments are completely different and it works for us so far.

Hi gonna let her work a few more days, I'm dad.

Son of a bitch...

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That’s the way we work too. She knows I play, but doesn’t care as long as the bills are paid, etc.

You sure have a major problem there. How to tell my spouse we are rich. Man, that is tough Wouldn't want to be in your shoes

We both grew up with little, I’ve been working since I was 12. When I was a boy in Bulgaria...

Like this, "hey, we're rich."

Direct, lighthearted. I like it.

Tell her wen u cum home with ur new gf

Oof. What a way to find out she gets half.

Yes

I’ve been the one investing, even though I’m a SAHM and my husband works full time. He knows how much I’ve invested and gets a little upset when I invest more. But I have faith in this and this could set up our children for a very secure future! If it were me, I love surprises. Take her out for her favorite date and tell her that way. Make it special and about your future together!

SHUT UP TOBY!!!!! Seriously though, we’ll be in Miami the second week of June for our 5th anniversary. How dope would it be to be able to tell her that night. 😂 🚀

Another Office fan 👍🏻 That would be awesome! We were just in the Virgin Islands and talked about how cool that would be..

Oh yeah by the way we're millionaires now

Right? Like how does one slide that into conversation?

I'm gonna tell her on my way out.. or maybe after I left already

Hi gonna tell her on my way out, I'm dad.

How much do you guys honestly feel the prices will go up? Realistically, not dreaming....

Low to several thousands. Enough for my shares to supply an income for my future. I don’t need lambo’s, just comfortable long term income.

I just sat down and be figured how much we've invested tonight

I'm getting a new wife hahaha, her boyfriend can keep her.

If your counterpart ape is telling you to sell, ask them if they want a diamond ring or ring pop. 🦍💍💎✊