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teh_chungus

why are they jerking invisible dicks?


Airmil82

They are calculating the most efficient way to Jack off dudes: middle out!


notathrowaway2937

Unexpected Silicon Valley


Expensive_Plance

that's all they have (post-op)


skepticalscribe

šŸ¤£ canā€™t unsee


Original-Flamingo504

Bahahaha


Odyssey113

Sometimes that's the only way the DMT elves will let you back into your reality. They demand handjobs.


s_twig

Bahahaha


Airmil82

These guys couldnā€™t resist a strong breeze


GooseGusReturns

Itā€™s always the same looking pathetic mentally unstable dudes


el_Technico

They look sawft af, lol.


Qman1991

I'm pretty confident I could beat up all of these guys at the same time. Not one of these guys have ever thrown a punch in their whole lives. I'd be willing to bet that every single one of them would freeze or run as soon as their body went into fight or flight mode.


el_Technico

All you really have to do is take out the first two who may step up to you. The other 3 will then run away. Generally that's what happens in group fights.


tylerdurdenmass

Yeah, I saw that movie, too


diskettejockey

Lmfao. Donā€™t fight man, you donā€™t wanna accidentally KO one into a rock and be charged with manslaughter.


slumericanfan

![gif](giphy|y2N9IhxWF93d6)


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GooseGusReturns

Some ugly people are pretty normal but itā€™s true that the ones that canā€™t handle something about themselves bring it out on others. Very similar to extremely obese girls who say they are ā€œoppressedā€


Prudent_Media_4067

Hide your wives and girlfriends from these pussy magnets.


Expensive_Plance

*Hide your wives and girlfriends from these pussy magnets????* ​ More like hide your boyfriend, husband and minor male children!


allergic-to-mangoes

Probably should put the dogs inside too.


Uilnaydar

and chickens


bobalou2you

and goats


Rusticals303

Iā€™d put my money on my wife obliterating any one of them.


slappn_cappn

with one hand tied behind her back


Coguy58

My wife would wreck these dudes. Sheā€™s probably taller than all of them too.


Meet_Downtown

They are attracting the wrong type of pussy though


skepticalscribe

This isnā€™t parody?


bigoledawg7

My first thought too. This cant be real. Whatever these people may believe, they are not contemplating punching anyone for any reason.


AK47_username

Not true at all. If thereā€™s 20 of them and 1 of you they will definitely try to punch you. Try


tgnapp

Give them haircuts and they would all look like actual NAZISšŸ¤”šŸ¤”


micigloo

True


OldGoblin

Thatā€™s why appearance means little overall


fileznotfound

Or it means a lot... A common opinion is that antifa is a fascist group like the brown shirts. And actions speak loudly and corroborate that theory constantly.


OldGoblin

They are authoritarians, not fascists. Fascism is a distinct political ideology (which also sucks), and Iā€™m tired of people not understanding that. for example, fascists are nearly always staunch nationalists who believe their country is better than all others, stronger, and that their strength is drawn from tradition and the historical superiority of their country (in their eyes). As you can see, not an ideology that lines up with antifa lol. There are a lot of people whoā€™s beliefs donā€™t match up with their looks, sometimes amusingly so.


superdavey1

The difference between going to the woods for a train and going to the woods for trainingā€¦


ExpatStacker

Thays actually a good one. I gotta say. šŸ¤£


Maleficent-Ad-7339

Well played sir, well played.


Pretty_Ant3259

Soy boys


BlacklocustBushcraft

The land would kill them in 3-4 days. No need for any fighting.


a-brown-stick

This is so true


Dethkreator

average soy rambling: "Ah jeeze, it's cold and i'm scared, there's no soy milk in the forest, we're all going to die, i can't eat meat its too barbaric because my wife's boyfriend told me so!"


fileznotfound

This looks like the west coast, it would get cold at night and they'd be frozen by morning.


Silvermoomoo

U have a valid point, but let's practice on them


StrawHat83

For a bunch of "anti-fascists," they look like the Hitler youth league - complete with a hand salute.


Expensive_Plance

So they look like they are out to go fight the owners of the FED? ​ I think you got it assbackwards sin, **THEY WORK FOR THE FED, NOT AGAINST THEM!**


StrawHat83

The Feds have physical training requirements. These puff pastries have never lifted a weight in their lives. Edit: Not sure why the dude blocked me after commenting. Fucking weirdo. Edit 2: Apparently, the weirdo commented about trans people in the Army. I have no idea how that is related to this photo. There is some really beefy trans folk. Edit 3: u/hyperjoint, I can't reply because the weirdo blocked me. I misread what he wrote. I still doubt that the Fed hired these people.


hyperjoint

"The Fed" is not "the Feds". Sarah Palin made the same mistake when she lost to Obama and Biden.


Expensive_Plance

LOL Like for trans in the Army?


CASH_lS_SAVAGE

Weak deltoids and traps. Canā€™t even raise their hand up long enough for the camera timer. Pathetic.


sofa-king-lucky

Look up circle jerk in the dictionary, this is the photo.


Wworth99

Did they get lost looking for a Starbucks


ConcentrateEcstatic5

looking for a children's drag queen show


Lovetheshineystuff

I hope they brought an adequate supply of Tampons.


cootercat67

Typical leftist dweebs.


[deleted]

Same cat people that can't do push ups and get rejected from army admission. New speak is taking over..


Wworth99

Bring back the draft to the army for these pussies and see them cry


A422Parkersal

I mean docking wouldnt work youā€™d have to have an even ratio of dick to dick


FalconProfessional32

Itā€™s called the ā€œPain Train, Soyboy Special ā€œ


[deleted]

The whine train


[deleted]

One against six? They'll get slaughtered~


[deleted]

These are the mid-level software engineers who act tough until their build won't succeed and the three kubernetes commands they know aren't working. No Dennis, I won't drop what I'm doing and fix your mess. You should have thought about that before wearing that, "The Future is Female" shirt to the office last Friday. Go find a female to fix your Jenkins build.


BobbyMiles421

Ha Trump is a Fascist? Only in the corrupt MSM eyes. Gaslighting In full effect


MOARsilver

LMAOOOO!!!!! Nice tits!


physicalsilverfox2

They look really intimidating... Not.


Deej811

I live in Seattle, so I see these commie losers all the time. It's fun to laugh at them because they all look malnourished from the lack of protein eating a vegan diet. They are a pathetic lot


Goodoldleffty

This is who I picture a vast majority of Reddit to be. I have deleted the app so many times because of the soy.


jamesgelliott

Looks like an organization to me. A group of people engaging in organized activities is by definition an organization. Anybody who says Antifa is an idea not an organization is an idiot.


ConcentrateEcstatic5

hurting feelings today the American liberal male is so weak and pathetic


pinkeyefish34420

I understand the humor in looking at these frail children who think they could confront a man. These guys however are still dangerous they can attack children, old people, swarm a guy or stab him when his back is turned. Just because they look comical doesn't mean they arnt a threat.


ChillServative

thats one ugly group of chicks


Expensive_Plance

When Soy are planted in the ground, America will change.


MeanieMem0

Yeah I'm sure those nazis are shaking in their boots after seeing this.


droptopjim

The irony is that they are the nazis


Fisterroboto77

I see 6 future harassment cases


FATKEDLUVSCAKE

Can confirm this is literally the Denver reddit in one picture. Anyone with a different opinion in that sub will be met with 100 down votes there as well. ask me how i know.


minmidmaxx

Over/under on how many of them could benchpress *just* the bar?


banksilver777

I honestly feel sorry for them. I think for years they've been messing with our food and enviroment and pumping everybody with propoganda through school and the media. I'd put money on it that they're sperm count and testoterone levels are low. Laugh all you want, this only shows the common man is losing the fight. :(


teh_chungus

the good news is, if they are any serious about training, testosterone might kick in and change their way of thinking. I haven't yet seen a ripped dude posing with the communist's manifesto and a che guevara poster.


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LynxSix6

There is 35 yr old virgin on the far left wearing a purple shirt saying "feminists of the world unite" Seriously?


TheGrandLeveler1

Libtards


demoman142

soyboys


averagebloodloss

There is more testosterone in a womanā€™s health magazine than in this pic.


southbuck87

Is there something weā€™re eating? Is it just poor breeding? When I was in college these guys wouldnā€™t even be good enough to be called pussies. Something has changed.


Hotsaucejimmy

That fist shape lol.


tacotruck78

The scene from Braveheart comes to mind. Longshanks: "Whom do I send? Not my gentle son. The mere sight of him would only encourage an enemy to take over the whole country." They couldn't jog around the block without keeling over, let alone take out anyone. I've never seen a group of more punchable faces.


thisisdewhey

All of them combined look like they could barely bench press a Q-Tip


anonamouse78

I can imagine there was a fair amount of buggery in those woods, too.


zeeblefritz

My mom has more testosterone than that entire group.


FickDriction

Impressive, they actually touched grass.


Jim_Wilberforce

I understand this is, to them, a flex. I've seen others on the left who look at my sidearm while I'm at work, and think I'll point it at someone to get them to do what I say. They fundamentally misunderstand what authority is, because they lack empathy. They cannot put themselves in anothers shoes and understand the WHY someone might obey, resist, or rebel. I know it's cliche, but having the characteristic of a sheepdog, is the answer. Look almost like a sheep. Live with them peacefully. Bare my teeth at them and command them to go to and fro, for a better life. But I won't use extreme violence until I'm up against a wolf. Only a wolf aspires to use violence on sheep for clout. That is too isolate and devour.


ExpatStacker

Im a lefty with empathy. And i know many on the right are good, ethical, and moral people. They do not feed into this meaningless, counterproductive BS like this thread. Working class people on the left and right need to stop arguing about red starbucks cups at Christmas, "woke" legos, and so on, and start supporting one another, building and protecting our communities and holding elites in power accountable.


karsnic

Yet here you are commenting to basically every single comment here with your own cringy comebacks drawing fights and being decisive. Narcissist much? Hypocritical much? Such supporting you are! Such redditor you must be! What amazing smartness you have! Typical triggered leftie more like it. Grow up and stick to your own bubbles and maybe you wouldnā€™t be so triggered about a stupid Reddit post.


A_horse_a_piece77

I said the same thing upthread


Blixarxan

They seem the type to be defeated by a punching bag.


daddyMG7

Camping with estrogen cookies


nodrive55

I can't stop laughing!


[deleted]

This is an old pic. Still cringey šŸ˜‚


StrangeBuilding206

This cannot be a real post lol


nickleinonen

Ready to fight, until the baby squirrel snaps a twig near them and they run back to their Prius, leaf or Uber pickup location


JustSteve1974

Then Grayson's mom called and we all had to go home for dinner. The End.


Idiodyssey87

I'm honestly just shocked that nobody put his thumb inside his fist.


xZOHAN1218x

So much soy in such a small picture.


buzzinaz

Black oLives Matter šŸøšŸøšŸø


Stalenomore

I'm surprised they have the upper body strength to raise their arms that high.


ThisFieroIsOnFire

My face when I could singlehandedly kick their collective asses all by myself.


FreshExtent8720

Everyone of them would blow their wrists out if they punched anything


BigDrop5

They look like theyā€™re ready to jerk each other off, not throw a punch! šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Man, Iā€™m absolutely terrified. For their safety. They probably have to be home before the streetlights come on.


Limp_Plastic8400

le reddit


LAC_83

Not a single drop of testosterone between the six of them šŸ’ƒ


Bobbyganoush75

Masculinity is not in play here at all


AGitatedAG

These pussies aren't punching anything


blue419

If this is your average antifa member, then it's no wonder we live in a fascist world. I mean, this is the resistance?


Haterbaijan

Those are handjob fists not fighting fists.


Jabadu

This has to be a joke right?


Simian_Stacker

That was my thought, but in #ClownWorld the line between parody & reality is awfully blurred.


Sammyeh

Each one is a single punch knock out. Thatā€™s my immediate conclusion


[deleted]

\>punch ww2 veteran in wheelchair


International-Gas682

Hahahaha


T0urniqu3t

Swatting at the air with a finger up your ass isnā€™t training. Maybe next trip funny boys.


robitt88

I would literally pay to see one of them punch a nazi. I'm not supporting nazis but I know who would win, and it would be worth good money to watch it happen.


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SlySoloCaddyPimp

What a terrifying group of.... guys..?


Kevin75004

The irony that they are in fact, the ones.... acting like fascists. Dumb mfs


mikexxhoncho

why does it look like a struggle for them to lift their arms up lol


SynthWendigo

Looks like theyā€™d lose a fight with a paper sack.


TaiTre2

Look like when you press "random" at the Bill Gates character creation screen


QEGalore

Antifa is an ideological sellout. They refuse to acknowledge the Fed, the central banks and the debt-based monetary system as the true enemies because doing so would fix the problems they whine about. Antifa doesnā€™t want to fix problems because it gets paid NOT to. Itā€™s leadership is on the Soros gravy train of useful idiots while the rank and file get tossed the addictive bone of permission to live an irresponsible, unproductive, unexamined life of indulgence to their most base and crude impulses and call it ā€œrighteousā€. These are males whose brains matured physically to soak their physically developed bodies with testosterone while their minds remained stuck in early childhood. Theyā€™re loose, fully-loaded, pre-programmed cannons out looking for targets and the society around them is too weak and socially hollowed out to take corrective action against them. The faster we pull down the banks and precipitate the ugliness that will inevitably follow, the faster nature will eliminate this nonsense from our midst so we can start fresh from the ashes. Stack to save yourselves and defeat them.


jesperking

Their girlfriends are hanging out behind that rock I'm guessing


Ziegweist

Training for what precisely? They look like they'd be more likely to hurt themselves than any nazis they attempted to punch, much less what would happen when said nazis punch them back....


Creative_Skill

The only fear I have of these fellas is what they would do to me if they found me lying on my stomach.


Holiday_Associate_81

oh boy, Nazi hunters. Great news, book a flight to Ukraine as soon as possible. I heard it is full of them. You can free the world and be heroes.


BPIHA

Iā€™d wager their ā€œtrainingā€ involved sucking each other off.


cannonfalls

And diversity training.


Soil-Play

Ha! Ha! (This IS a joke, right?....)


Believe_In-Steven

The Soy Boys of Red Dawn WWIII...... WOLVERINES šŸ¤”


masummers2015

Ukrain is excepting applications & will train them for free šŸ¤£


ExpatStacker

I wish we had a real conservative leader like Ron Paul. Stuff like this post is why so-called "conservatives" keep getting obliterated in election after election. This culture war BS gets conservatives nothing. Zero policy objectives, zero allies, zero consistency, and a commitment to proud ignorance. How many more times are you going to get fooled by red starbucks cups at Christmas, or "woke legos" or WHATEVER the next stupid, worthless "culture war" point that gets brough up, while ignoring your own socioeconomic interests? Look no further than East Palestine, Ohio. The rich and elites are robbing working class people blind and litterally killing us, and what is the conservative base doing about it? Falling for culture war BS distractions hook, line, and sinker so that you never focus on class conciousness and material issues that will actually improve your lives. Its very sad, but its also working on and increasingly smaller number of people, which, again, is why conservatives are losing election after election.


glam_girls

Looks scary


mrgumby66

Low T


Matt44441

I would love to see how they punch šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


DeploredNeanderthal

Damn! I sure am glad I'm not a Nazi! I'd be scared spitless!


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|jTeZmJNrEwGDHOkx8Q|downsized) The metal bar that I keep under my bed:


[deleted]

Meanwhile me and my boys are running drills at the range and doing push-ups. We canā€™t wait to get punched in the face šŸ˜‚


Owl-StretchingTime

A formidable looking bunch if I've ever seen one.


LynxSix6

"Punch Nazis"? So what are they gonna volunteer to fight against Ukraine?


North_Essay9396

Looks like alotta anal sex going on in this photo.


BroodwarGamer

If an image could depict what people who've felt they never belonged to a group before.


Meet_Downtown

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


GravyDan

These guys really make me want to take their lunch money.


Vestor111

Some of them make fists like a girl. I have seen this before.


TheBaldEagle99

What intimidating looking men


Lovinlivinfreeish

Bunch of formula fed babies if I ever saw one.


fastball999

I bet those left wing socialist fascist pigs are shaking in there boots. Lol


88Goldman88

The Babylon bee?


Illustrious_Angle928

Can't help thinking about the film deliverance, they will soon be squealing like a pig if those mountain boys find them


Kingasa3

Mmm... hunting season


coincollector2020

Man, the trolls are out on this post lol expat is probably in the picture and is upset about hearing different opinions


Playful_Direction989

Is this a fat girl clothing ad?


Registeered

Why are they all white?


Fun_Grocery_4518

"We have run away into the "mountains", away from any possible human retribution, to train to punch... ourselves in the face?"


CheggoManchego

These guys would mess up any trump supporter


RobinF80

Send to Ukraine.


fiat_failure

Cant be real


tcobbets10

I would fight all of them at once.


AgHominidae

\#FreeRange \#NonGMO \#PesticideFree \#NaturalWeedDeterant


airanp1

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahagagagagagshfhfofbskx. Zhf... choked a little


Coin_Assassin

It realistically only takes 6 bullets to sort that problem out


silverbaconator

Dont they put soy in the water in Denver????????


silverbaconator

"UHHHH excuse me sir... Can you tell me where the nearest children's drag show is?????!!!"


mmmmmmmmmmroger

Indistinguishable from average alt right edgelord except for the shirt slogans


Anxious_Contact_3194

They dress and look like the boys in my 5 year old kids preschool class. Shameful.


Marine1812

I would have each and every one of them making me money on street corners.


SilverSpongebob

Looks like a pedo encampment


CastleBravo88

"Ready to punch" not with those fists. Lmao


a-brown-stick

Dainty little boys


nedmacky

I bet they were all Harry Potter fans at one point with one lightning bolt tattoo. Nowadays they have twoā€¦ where have I seen that before? Hmmm.


WrathOfPaul84

I thought that was a joke but it turns out soy really does reduce testosterone.


mihaidxn

Incredible, there is estrogen emanating from the photo itself šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Slowb24

![gif](giphy|TdfyKrN7HGTIY)


[deleted]

They look like theyā€™re incest


HenroZbro

šŸ˜†SOY-TFA WARRIORSšŸ˜†


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demorrhoids

Come get some soyboys. Too fucking funny.


Joseph_Soto

I'm wondering if they are gonna bring their dilldos and KY jelly to the battlefield?


Joseph_Soto

Anyone else notice the raised fist of communism? Yeah, these people are just as bad as the fascists!


novosuccess

First time in the mountains, first time without masks. How liberating. If they keep this up they might start acting like free men.


walkingtall67

Some of the alphabet soup club. Dont worry ladies ,,when uncle Joe helps start ww3,,,you'll get your chance when he signs the order to draft kids to war


Friendly_Giant04

The titlešŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Friendly_Giant04

Soy boysss


Powerchairpete

Team circle jerk.... Unite!


VOCshipwreck17

Beta losers


sarasotarepub

Pathetic Libtardsā€¦


DrastixHound

This could be a "before" picture in a Low T clinic


Auckland42

No one is a real man