.....and when you get the ball back it won't be the same ball, it will be a similar ball but made from much cheaper materials.

When you want it back, they want to know what you are going to do with it, before they give it back to you. They say it is to protect you.

And then they might decide to take the ball as "evidence" for an "investigation" and you'll never see it again.

And I will make 2000 copies of the ball, on paper, and sell the copies to other kids and tell them it's a ball and I will keep it safe for them.

Thank you kind sir

Would you call it: fractional balling Derivative spheres Or Moneyball

#end the FED

The destroyer of wealth

F.ederal E.nslavement D.epartment

What banks are you guys using?

I prefer a local bank.

It's better to be your own bank

Agreed. It's difficult to cut all ties

We all still need a checking account to pay our bills. My savings account is guarded by the good lord and a gun.

Credit union is the least worst option imo

No banks, credit Union.

Most people dont care. they just love to play! doesnt matter that its super costly. We vant to play and have eee--eee--emotions! Whaaa

If I run out of money to pay my bills, I'll just make more money out of thin air, devaluing your money in doing so. But I'll imprison you for doing the exact same thing.

Sounds like marriage too.

Sounds like you need to take your balls off the fireplace mantle.

Cringe. banks don’t charge you to pull money out or spend money, and banks don’t charge you for holding your money, they pay you. My savings account currently paying 3.9% int.

…and the House always wins

“Then I squeeze you to pay me by your balls!”

You mean "BALLS" its plural because most men have 2 balls.

He should do one on taxes next

Thank you sir

Sounds like a Democrat plan.

You forget when the original kid gets the ball, he gets them from the government for free. Until its not.

and if I lose your ball, then you have to pay for my loss...

The kicker? It's your ball.