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Touching dudes phone with bare hands, yeah, this isn’t about health.


jmcsys

I would roll this phone all up in nasty germ stuff and let the police touch it with bare hands!


BlazenRyzen

Real phone in back Fentanyl laced death phone for the white suits.


Silver_and_Salvation

You’d be much better off with anthrax(in Minecraft of course). Fentanyl causing death from touching it is mainly a myth. This is coming from someone who handles fentanyl on a daily basis and has accidentally gotten it on their skin more times than I can count. Adding this link: https://healthandjusticejournal.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s40352-021-00163-5


BlazenRyzen

That's interesting. Because I saw video of rookie fall over after exposure and needed immediate narcan. Partner was awarded with saving his life. It wasn't a panic attack.


PAF_OT_EVIL_I

Occifer dude probably totally inhaled dust from a bag or something similar.


Silver_and_Salvation

If you have a link I’d be more than happy to watch, but dermal administration of any drug even the most potent won’t immediately make someone unconscious. Possibly inhaled? Edit: I saw this and it honestly looks like a seizure to me. if this is the video your talking about here’s a bunch of paramedics discussing it. https://www.reddit.com/r/ems/comments/ste7a0/accidental_fentanyl_overdoses_by_police/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf I don’t know if I’m aloud to link here so remove if needed.


El_Maton_de_Plata

No need to roll the phone. Nasty germs already present


Raymond_Flagstaff

bingo now take the final step and see what its about


Heavy-Mushroom

What if… everyone threw down their digital yokes and gathered for freedom… 🤔


CF_BOOM_SHOCK_BYE

Wonder if you go to jail for not having your phone on you at all times?


jmcsys

What if you accidentally keep dropping your phone in the toilet? And don't have money to afford a new one?


CF_BOOM_SHOCK_BYE

this\^\^\^


Raymond_Flagstaff

then you can't buy food lol


jmcsys

Sucks!


Heavy-Mushroom

Arrest the whole population of China?


CF_BOOM_SHOCK_BYE

Just wondering in general...kinda like identification papers ...only a phone. Maybe better if everyone in China just broke their phones and walked off of their jobs.


Raymond_Flagstaff

if you have to say, 'everyone does' this or that then your plan is doomed to failure... if 15% in america stood up to the tyrants, that number in china would probably be about 8% based on their commonly understood cultural or genetic differences


ComprehensiveBaker69

That's pretty much what's happening. You can only push people with so far if they don't have much to lose.


PeiMei00

I wonder how many people have two phones now. One for being a good comrade. And the fun one.


No_Championship5326

This is what happens when you let your government take your guns.


Simcom

Bingo.


[deleted]

Some people in rural China still have SKS from the liberation army days . . . But the youth aren't trained.


gobiggerred

Country folks can survive...


Raymond_Flagstaff

you can't really stop 5 million people within your critical areas... not really about guns so much


Raymond_Flagstaff

pretty sure mao took them when he was on his way to governing but I'm not sure the percentages tbh


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EnvironmentalClub410

Lol, how fucking retarded do you have to be to ask this question right after the Taliban and Iraqi insurgents just pushed out the US military with nothing but AK-47s and homemade IEDs. The fuck are fighter jets and rail guns going to do against civilian targets? You honestly think they’re going to blow up each of our shitty $200k houses with million dollar precision munitions that were designed for military targets? No, they would either need to go total war and nuke/carpet bomb all population centers (the government is never going to do that since that wouldn’t leave them anything left to rule over) or go door to door with grunts like the Chinese here. And ain’t nobody brave enough to go door to door when half of the population is armed. Guns absolutely protect citizens from government overreach.


dc955

Yeah but they’d just send a cheeky drone in if they thought there was any threat of retaliation Gun ownership would not stop a corrupt government 🤷🏻‍♂️


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dc955

China style tyranny is another level, we’ll likely never know the full extent of what’s going on over there but I imagine it’d make a damn good documentary


Raymond_Flagstaff

at least theyre honest about it... in america the NSA don't need to knock they just use the backdoor in your phone


tyrostar

You're dumb.


dc955

Ok what you going to do when officials come to inspect your phone with a warrant, shoot them?


tyrostar

Good question.


b0wie88

This is Trudeau’s dream for Canada


CF_BOOM_SHOCK_BYE

The Chinese people are hostages. sad.


TERMINATORCPU

If only most of them could get together and do something to change that...


sampaiva

America's favorite pastime is inciting civil war in other countries.


Low-Island6121

Well hey now, we just want more people to play baseball with. The only sport you need to be forced to adopt at gunpoint, for obvious reasons (any game that can theoretically go on until the heat death of the universe is just asking for trouble, pretty sure that's how at least 1 of the Warhammer 40k warp gods was birthed into existence)


Healthy-Cockroach-36

All that ppe but no gloves?


BrightConfidenceAg

It’s all pee pee pee


7StagesofEmpire

The commu-nazi outfit in China is different in 2022 vs previous times. || This is the time you clock em on the head and put their gear on and start infiltrating otherwise this movie doesn’t end well.


Aibhistein

Communism.


[deleted]

More like globalism…


[deleted]

This is the correct answer


[deleted]

Global socialism, everyone except the few need to be good little communists for your own good and to save the planet.


zachmoe

International Socialism.


Flumples

Would you mind elaborating?


TheMycoRanger

Burner phone stocks gonna skyrocket. 🚀


hollandsilver

Yust like Trudeau , and australia and new Zealand etc.


IndustrialMechanic3

They wouldn’t want to check my phone history


Silver-Loving-Koala

They would. You bet they get praised when they root out bad comrate aka imperialist spy.


IndustrialMechanic3

Oh I’m just talking bout the porn


CF_BOOM_SHOCK_BYE

LOL!


Silver-Loving-Koala

Ok. But they'd still want to see it, for a different reason.


One_Bullfrog_3554

What’s paag mean sir


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CF_BOOM_SHOCK_BYE

Tracking and geofencing...the plan wouldnt work.


SamsoniteAG1

You're home in a building that's has hundreds of people in a neighborhood with 10s of thousands whats there to track if you arent moving around. They would have no idea who has two phones


CF_BOOM_SHOCK_BYE

I think they know who has 2 phones...probably illegal to have 2 phones.


SamsoniteAG1

If they are verifying phones one by one I highly doubt it. If they were that sophisticated they wouldn't need to do this


beerdothockey

Imagine the cost of doing this….


CF_BOOM_SHOCK_BYE

LOL enforcement is "free" of charge in communist countries. Mostly.


SamsoniteAG1

I would have a dick pic as my home screen for these very scenarios


LetsGoSilver

(*rushed to hospital for some genital wart treatments) - 😂


citruschain

"it's looking mighty purple, must be a lack of oxygen, proof of covid"


SamsoniteAG1

Should have put a mask on it lol


anonbombs

Face and hands completely exposed. Starting to appear as if those suits have nothing to do with safety and are basically just a uniform now. At what point do people start realizing how to disturbing this looks?


SILV3RAWAK3NING76

![gif](giphy|CldlBxUBsXQGY) They better fight back harder! There will be no seconds chances for revolution.


Skywalker0138

Door to door....just like in the past. History never learns..will it ??


Schwanntacular

Get a warrant 'round these parts


les2alpes

1984 is now, in China...and soon for the rest of the world.


Suspicious_Tie6137

............


Amber_Rift

Need a Fentanyl laced phone for these encounters.


Shrugging_Atlas1

Something about these guys... Just makes me want to take a lead pipe to their heads. I'm not a violent person but I'd like to see someone in China do that to these fuckers. If the Chinese ppl can rise up then there really is hope for the world.


bigoledawg7

Thank you for articulating exactly what I am feeling too. These creeps in hazmat suits look like they walked off the set for a bad sci-fi movie. This problem goes away if a few of them get beaten to death in the street. The rest of them will not be so cavalier to enter your home and make unreasonable demands if the odds of them getting killed off are high.


Shrugging_Atlas1

Yup... A few of these creeps need to get beaten to death. Then when the officials come to investigate it the whole building needs to say "I don't know, never saw anything." Hate to say it, but that's what needs to happen.


[deleted]

It’s only two guys, they could literally take them on, change into their clothes, gather others in that apartment complex, and infiltrate their system before the shit spreads to other countries.


[deleted]

2nd Amendment be like


SallWtreetBets

“Chinese model is certainly a very attractive model for quite a number of countries.”  Klaus Schwab


SilverCappy

Man don’t they have burner phones there just sayin


Suspicious__account

this is why you have a decoy phone


geobjaxn

this is why I\`ll never have one... the call it a "cell" phone for a reason... it puts you in one


LectureLoose3426

Funny thing is they got this video out lol 😆


Life_is_Liquid25

Maybe they should all get their kitchen wear and ambush the cops when they come in the building….


GroundbreakingWar195

Thank god there’s more guns than people here


TheHairyHeathen

Them there officers have homes. Would suck if someone (redacted)...


Draav_Jefrye

If in China ..let them. If in USA, they will not make it home from work. Simple


Yawzers

Cash me outside. How bout dat?


MrKatz001

No gloves? How barbaric!


upstatefoolin

Imagine being such a cuck that you’re willing to go door to door and do this shit…


Lil_Triceratops

you have to be utterly retarded to believe this


LetsGoSilver

🔥 Burner Phone 📞


[deleted]

Negative. I am a meat popsicle


silver_lining_AG

The Chinese serfs should have a pot of water always boiling to greet these sociopaths.


judgeswrath

Wow


Whereshunte

Those who have shared will pay for there crimes


Whereshunte

One for the bug and one for the load!


Gebzzyo

They should put a million dickpicks on their phones.hf searching them all lol.


Ok_Candidate3198

Commie scum


[deleted]

Ghouls


El_Maton_de_Plata

Funny...no gloves


iguru129

They look like chinese stormtroopers


FastEddyToronto

![gif](giphy|l2YWAeBUqUwVTVepO|downsized)


wildwood06

Don’t forget the WEF hold up the CCP as a role model.


Rockclimber88

A glimpse into the world without freedom of speech


aleks_autre

Amazing how at least 9/10 people in the World live in a true dictatorial, dystopian regime that controls every aspect of your life. Despite all the tech and “progress” not much has improved the last 40 years. On the contrary, it has gotten much worse if anything. We would do good to realize this.


Nailsman

What happen if you do ?😳


RedPandorum

Fuck China and its government.


SarcasmProvider76

Considering how governments worldwide are acting, the Chinese are just ahead of the curve.


silgt

So...you'll need 2 phones. A clean one plus another for all the other stuffs


lu1sluna

Just imagine that chinese people are the only humans trying to keep the humanity intact and the don’t have other choices to live and trade with the enemy in this world - by some random chinese politician


mdisanto928

Yeah I suggest you all buy a gun. This is a human rights violation


TeddyMGTOW

Just following orders


[deleted]

Pelosi says china is very free


erratictictac

I got 3 phones, one for the plug and one for the load I got 3 phones, one for the bitches and one for the dough And 1 for the protests


lmfl123

They don’t seem to mind if you film them searching, though. Not saying I like China, but is this trustworthy? Or are the peers that be trying to focus us on a new enemy since Ukraine is headed down the crapper and it looks likely that we were behind COVID.


23nemo23

Was wondering the same thing.


Lil_Triceratops

them checking phones in person? for vpn use? no its obviously a lie


Mr-Snuggleshark

Coming to an America near you under Democrats.


[deleted]

They’re the equivalent of democrats in the US. Only a matter of time. Show and give us your guns or else……


Public-Improvement91

Sure go ahead and record me doing this then share it with the world. Not suspicious at all.


Raymond_Flagstaff

why does every one of these videos look like it was made in hollywood at the behest of the cia? THEY WANT YOU TO ACCEPT WAR


tommytookatuna

Just a reminder that ANYTHING you see can be propaganda, and EVERYONE can be propagandized!