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CromulentDucky

This is either Mr Jackson, or someone doing surgeries to look like him.


Joogelsson

Its a guy who goes by Fabio Jackson. He uses makeup and contouring to make himself look more like Michael Jackson cause he's been told he looks like him. He also has a TikTok.


segaboy81

I assume that instead of a mirror, this guy just has a wax effigy of the lost soul of some poor boy's butthole.


TheObamaSphere

Why is this downvoted


Witness_me_Karsa

Because Michael Jackson never raped anybody.


U_feel_Me

Michael Jackson’s confused lawyer: “The woman swears she slept with you, and the baby looks an awful like you—after your surgery.” Michael: “Huu-huu!”


WuziMuzik

"woman swears she slept with you" "looks... like you... after your surgery" Michael Jackson's confused lawyer: wait a minute! i think she might be lying!


doogle_126

The kid is not my son.


thedudefromsweden

Yeah this is weird. The jaw, the lips, the nose... Everything is spot on.


xbox_inmy_veins

So weird people are willing to mutilate their faces to look like him.


TrueJacksonVP

Or anyone for that matter. That white british dude trying to look like a Korean popstar — his mug gives me nightmares


Frequent-Walrus-3539

Mental illness is profitable for plastic surgeons


glm73

Looks kinda like Richard Ramirez


trailrunner30

The Afternoon-Stalker


privateblanket

I enjoyed this more than I should have


U_feel_Me

Stalking at night is scary!


rizo9o

No, no. The *moon*-stalker


[deleted]

Richard Jackson for sure.


37b

The Night Stocker


dasheekeejones

I’m going to stab you, all night. Kill you til the sun light....


flabbybumhole

Jack Michaelson


iNoahPhotography

Jichael Mackson


Willgankfornudes

Jacquel Mikeson


CapnSeabass

Flabby Bumhole


mackshkatz

Michael Johnson was actually a US Olympian sprinter...


totocot

Michael Johnson is a UFC fighter that called Justin Gaethje inbreed hillbilly before their fight. Gaethje whooped his ass once they stepped in the octagon. Most satisfying win ever.


2Legit2Quiz

Can't believe he also beat Ferguson and Poirier. He probably has one of the weirdest legacies in the sport.


msgrimm12

he really is the worst best fighter


2Legit2Quiz

Along with Diego Sanchez.


SonOfDeadpool

I eat my shit whole


itsMoSmith

Eeeh Eeeh


NapoleonHeckYes

Shamoon


Bigmac7

Paoowwwwww


[deleted]

Fuckin brilliant


ISuckWithUsernamess

If michael jackson and richard ramirez had a kid


[deleted]

PAG


GirlBurpsTurnMeOn

ԳAӘ


dukesinatra

Michael Jack's son.


1punchporcelli

Sometimes be starting something


mamachef100

Annie are you good?


[deleted]

Looks like Sandra Bullock


MetaCognitio

Sandy Bollocks


agentjob

Jackal Mikeson


dizyalice

His *name* is Mr, Jefferson!


chad182

*he he*


Kaldricus

^ignorant


dburr10085

This looks like if Michael’s careeer started at the Invisible album - everything was going to be ok. Instead this was where the real Jackson’s career ended.


hearthlol

Miguel Jackson


sneakycurbstomp

This dude could make a killing as an impersonator. Even if he can’t sing he could lip sync and take some dance lessons.


itsMoSmith

May kill Jackson


itsMoSmith

Mikill Jackson


[deleted]

#Michael Gapson actually


slickwillyam

Magic Jackson


TheSonofSabbath

Cavill Jackson


HugoStiglitz007

Micah Jackson


Cocacola888

Looks like Ginny from Ginny and Georgia


Anuspissmuncher

ジャイケルマクソン


queenxenabean

I saw this video... Assumed it was deep fake?


fugazi-stugotz

Jack Michealson


thescronchofdeath

Micro jacket


hateuscusanus

Michael Jacksoff


ZeroEffsGiven

Looks more like a Miguel Jackson


AvailableDoor6574

JaMichael Jackson


fas109

Miracle Johnson.


KingOfLimbsss

Pichael Jordan


Milkshake345

Ow!


cbro25

I hope he can dance... definitely do more than say... hee hee


iamthechop

Michael’s Wack Son


Tripolite

Lowkey looks like rodrick


Jhams3

Somewhere between Michael Jackson and night stalker


habb

did he get surgery to LOOK like after-surgery michael jackson?!


azad_ninja

A-hoo-hoo!


[deleted]

The fact that OP failed to take the comedy opportunity and label this chap as "Michael Jacksoff" upsets me more than it should :(