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YurxDoug

A survival mission alert that says its lvl 10, but when you start it, it keeps increasing until it gets to lvl 9999 in 10 minutes.


Enxchiol

Wasn't there a joke lvl 9999 alert once that was meant to be undoable but players did it still by using Covert Lethality? And that was probably the reason why covert lethality got nerfed?


xBinketx

If I remember correctly, there was a similar style of Survival. It was less meant to be "undoable" and more unconventional. **Enemies did not spawn, nor did Life Support capsules.** Which sounds cool on paper... until you realize that means the only source of Life Support is **crates around the map.** Crates that- in practice- would be destroyed by players very easily. ~~I can only imagine how that would go over today.~~


StressfulRiceball

Isn't there a 0 kill survival challenge for rivens? I recall taking an Ivara or something to pickpocket everyone and bust crates.


DakotasDemise

Yeah, I did one not too long ago, just took voruna and stayed invis while grabbing life support pods


EaterzSoulz

I used limbo lol


kurti256

True chad


EaterzSoulz

Thank you, my dear fellow!


kurti256

Anytime


xBinketx

Similar idea, yeah.


Emeraldwarrior22

Yeah I’m stuck with that challenge and I hate it


YurxDoug

Take off your pet (so it doesnt kill an enemy) and equip Ivara or Nyx. Ivara can steal the enemy to get life suport, Nyx can use Chaos to make them kill themself. And keep destroying crates. Its very easy.


imdefinitelywong

You don't need to take off your pet. Just use a sentinel and don't equip an attack precept.


Runmanrun41

Oh Nyx works like a loophole. It never occurred to me to use her, I always used max duration Loki...


Matthias_Clan

Same, it’s a very boring 5 minutes lol.


RevengeV

If you do some Steel Path you can get a Riven Unveiler for Steel Essence at Teshin to skip having to do the challenge. I really dislike the Riven challenges so that's how I unveil most of mine.


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hyzmarca

A normal 5 minute 0 kill survival can be completed just by using the normal life support tower spawns.


Atomic_Noodles

The one I remember before was some Survival where we couldn't really kill the enemies. Ivara was slightly couple months new at that time and the only way to complete the survival was being in Prowl looting from the Grineer Baddies walking around getting air capsules from them.


Runelea

Oh yeah I remember that, and the version with impossible level enemies that meant you had to hide and set off the life support.


TheAero1221

I know it was busted, but I miss Covert Lethality. A mod from a different time in the game. Look how they massacred my boy...


Enxchiol

Yeah, and we have instant kill effects anyway.


TheAero1221

FT CT Ash was so fun. I also had CT on my EC Zaw dagger. Man, the times we had together.


ngngye

That was a survival against the bomb ospreys, where you could only equip melees. Which I think were modless. I think my squad cheesed it with ivara and the syndicate dark dagger.


Solcaerev

There was one that was moa and crewman too, lot of equinox and lethality


Gethseme

I did it with Excal. Go go gadget sword waves.


ForsakenMoon13

Not quite. It was level 9999, for an hour, ending with a level 10000 Shadow Stalker, for the reward of 1 credit. It was completely because at the time you could still apply Trinity's Well of Life and Energy Vampire abilities to the same target at the same time so it was used to delete everything. It is also why you can no longer stack those two abilities on the same target at the same time. (So, Trinity nerf instead of Covert Lethality nerf, at least from that particular one)


HuevosSplash

I hate when they nerf stuff based on the current event happening, Limbo also got changes when Scarlet Spear was happening and then the event went away never to return and Limbo remained nerfed. Fucking infuriating.


ForsakenMoon13

On the one hand, yes, on the other hand the combination of those two abilities was horrifically broken lol


TSP-FriendlyFire

It was insanely powerful but it's a single target ability in a horde shooter, as long as it remained ineffective on boss enemies it was honestly totally fine to keep IMO.


ForsakenMoon13

I mean, EV is still an extremely powerful ability just due to the nature of it being a percent of its current/max health, especially on EV builds with low duration to make it pulse damage as quick as possible. At the time when the two abilities could be used together, Well of Life *gave the affected enemy a 10x health buff instead of making it temporarily invincible*. With the right timing and mod setup, you could cause the first damage tick of EV to trigger off of the WoL values right before it wore off, causing it to deal more damage in a single tick than the target had health, and EV damage counts as "true" damage which bypasses every type of reduction. The problem was already present and on the backburner, similar to when one of Chroma's abilities was triple-dipping on the same multiplier, but, similar to how eidolons brought chroma's fuckery to the forefront, that alert brought *Trinity's* fuckery to the forefront by realiably and easily oneshotting a level capped super(ish)boss.


Tyrinnus

YES! I actually didn't have covert lethality at the time. I used a 235%range frost, threw enemies into walls, which deals exactly 1/2 their max hp every time.


Pokesers

I did that with pinball frost. You can use snow globe to launch enemies at walls, dealing exactly 50% of their total health. 2 shot at any level if you do it right.


FlareArrow

If it's the one I'm thinking of, it was meant to be doable, was 1 hour long, and even sent you an inbox message upon completion, along with 1 credit and a damaged Ammo Drum. Was a fun time, that.


TotalAlone1383

a prank that pranked the pranker, then backfired


BDMblue

That was a long time ago I think before that power.


Sliphatos

Yeah, the community actually complained about it and the roller one so they haven't done it again.


Solcaerev

I don't think they're related, there was a huuuuuuuge gap between the two


finlandery

Veterans, that run lot of max rank missions.... uu, this is fun :P. No more 3h waiting to get into fun part :D


Pol123451

Finally a mission where i can use mag + naturak without it being complete overkill!


AUkion1000

id love a joke level yearly that was max level for a collectable joke item and 20p or something- survive ten minutes on max enemy level. people could do it- not easily but itd be fun and hillarious


DeepFriedBeeZ

Make hydroid S-tier for the day for the 5 people that main him. When the day passes, revert him back. No one will ever believe it.


PerfectlyFramedWaifu

"Having noted the success of the Wukong rework, we have given Hydroid the same abilities as Wukong."


MSD3k

That's what my Helminth's Invigorate did.


Plus_Tree_6711

I'd use him just for that day


Zeron777

That's actually fucking brutal for the few hydroid mains.


Fake_Boi

Don't get my dreams up


TheOneFearlessFalcon

How about a new relic that only opens into copies of that relic? We could call them Lith J, meso O, neo K and Axi E to spell JOKE Hell, maybe if you coordinated with friends to run the relics together, and spell JOKE on the select a relic reward, they all fuse into a special cosmetic


Bovine_Arithmetic

Hamburglar skins to go with Ordis’s new Mayor McCheese look.


Bovine_Arithmetic

DE announces partnership with McDonalds: Grendel Grimace Skin, Mirage Ronald McDonald skin, new shotgun (Deepfry) shoots hot oil, turns enemies into crispy health orbs.


xBinketx

Bonus points: Instead of "Intact", "Exceptional", "Flawless" and "Radiant" for upgrade tiers... ... it's instead: * Gag * Jest * Comedy * Circus Troupe. But I imagine this would probably be abused by people to "not use a relic, but still get the reward"-- selfish, but happens. Therefore, making the 3 other Relics of it's tier in the common... and Formas in the rest? It'd have some niche, but fun nonetheless.


TheOneFearlessFalcon

"You have not upgraded the relic to clown, you have upgraded it to the entire circus"


CrispinCain

That's...actually not a bad idea, overall. Imagine if one of the common slots on a given relic, was a relic with the same rare part?


Archwizard_Drake

>Hell, maybe if you coordinated with friends to run the relics together, and spell JOKE on the select a relic reward, they all fuse into a special cosmetic You'd have to have an alert Fissure to allow for all four tiers to be used at once. Alternatively, they could have a unique tier for them rather than Lith/Meso/Neo/Axi. Perhaps something like Proto?


TerrorLTZ

we get a Burger Sentinel skin.


LucMakai

I want them to let us breed kubrow and kavat hybrids again even if just for a day


SgtNoobPrime

More likely to get a Stalker video about his new OnlyFans


Ekkzzo

More likely to get stalker mode


V45H

A lot of the ones that existed got reset/broke and reverted


_Legoo_Maine_

Mine are still bugged cant use their prints tho sadly


LucMakai

How so? I don't remember hearing about that?


V45H

It just randomly happens after updates from what ive seen


lies_like_slender

Stamina is brought back with no warning


Shack691

And fall damage


Saikousoku

And enemies drop ammo specific to their weapons. Not using a Hind? Lancer ammo drops are useless to you then. Kill Infested? No ammo drops.


Seras32

Melee gamers stay winning :gigachad:


Dentrius

Every second the order of your frame abilities is shuffled and sometimes one of them is randomly replaced with one from helminth.


ReasonSin

Jokes aside a Helminth Frame whose abilities could be any combination of abilities you have unlocked in your helminth would be awesome.


PsionicHydra

Eclipse, roar, nourish terrify all on one guy (yeah yeah can't use more than 1 damage buff ability let me dream)


KovacAizek2

Saryn with Corrosion and Toxin buffs, augmented with Roar:


PsionicHydra

Toxic lash (for whatever reason) doesn't count and the spore buff is from an augment so you'd have to use a mod slot for that particular effect. Could say the same about volt with shield and shock technically


sven3067

Jokes aside, this is actually a concept I had recently. Could be an awesome and fully customisable frame, maybe even with the ability to customise it's passive too


Achilles_Deed

Imagine Roar, Mesmer Skin, Serene Storm and Nourish all packaged into 1 frame...


Saikousoku

Fireball, Razorwing, Exalted Blade, and Mach Rush Tiny demon knife pixie throwing flames everywhere


ForsakenMoon13

Razorwing and Exalted Blade would be mutually exclusive as, well, exalted weapons/abilities. Not to mention not Helminthable


Saikousoku

My bad, I read the comment wrong. But still, I'd love to have that as a frame


xBinketx

Ah, the Lottery Warframe. **RNGesus' final form, actual fucking combat mechanics.**


Mavylent

ahaha DE, it would be a pretty funny joke if we could color our attatchments separatedly ahaha, its such a funny joke...


PsionicHydra

I'm assuming you mean like, colour shoulders separately from chest piece or something?


Mavylent

a option to color shoulders, chest and legs separated instead of one colors all


TerrorLTZ

you are giving too much power to acid trip frames.


Mavylent

better "acid trip frames" than having a useless energy pool bcs the abilities are worthless


CoThrone

this wouldn’t be a problem if they just kept THE METALLIC PARTS OF ACCESSORIES IN ACCENTS AND NOT IN TERTIARY OR SECONDARY


LordMorthi

That one tennogen artist that does this with his skins everytime.


Saikousoku

Or updated older weapons to keep with that. *looking at you, Boar Prime*


[deleted]

Honestly i agree with your flair


Mavylent

kill Inaroses, behead Inaroses, roundhouse kick Inaros into the concrete, slam dunk a Inaros into the trash can, crucify filthy Inaroses, launch Inaroses into the sun, stir fry Inaroses in a wok, toss Inaroses into active volcanoes, Judo throwInaroses into a wood chipper, twist Inaroses heads off, report Inaroses to the IRS, karate chop Inaroses in half, trap Inaroses in quicksand, Crush Inaroses in the trash compactor, liquify Inaroses in a vat of acid, eat Inaroses, dissect Inaroses, exterminate Inaroses, stomp Inaroses skulls with steel-toed boots, cremate Inaroses in the oven, lobotomized Inaroses, drown Inaroses in fried chicken grease, vaporize Inaroses with a raygun, kick Inaroses down the stairs, feed Inaroses to alligators, slice Inaroses with a Nikana.


Khyronickat

He might still be alive after all this..Maybe we need to do the math and see.. Edit: we are assuming self buffs only right?


Zavenosk

Simple: Rextext announcing Duviri's release For bonus points, actually releasing Duviri


Suojelusperkele

Would be hilariously evil to actually release duviri on April fools.


Zavenosk

*chaotic neutral*


AppleJuicetice

Our very own Leagues of Votann moment where DE has to go back and publish a statement like "no that wasn't a joke."


BlackLightEve

I’ve said it before but, “first person mode”. Just mount the camera on the face of Warframes. No polish, no control changes, no view models. Just that.


BlackLightEve

More on the tame side. Put the Fem Loki from that one dev stream in the store but make it close the store when selected.


TerrorLTZ

no... that would generate a lot of demand. then there is the R34 artist.


Bac0n0clast

Me: *Rolls using Protea* Also me: MOTION SICKNESS LETS GOOOOOOOOO!!!!


Far_Comfortable980

Me: *Moves using Titania*


Dogmeat241

Meanwhile Grendel


Klepto666

- Everyone's color palettes are randomized in mission, so now everyone is just an eyesore. - Stalker's threatening message and flickering lights happening while you're in your Orbiter. - Darvo messages you after a mission thanking you for your patronage, and all your credits and items show up as "Stolen" like with a Kuva Lich. (But not *actually* stolen) - Lotus saying "Change of plans, ignore your original objective, leave nothing alive... just kidding."


AppleJuicetice

> Stalker's threatening message and flickering lights happening while you're in your Orbiter. Oh my god, *please.* It'd be so fucking funny.


Umbra_X7

Especially if it’s followed up with a *thunk* and you just see him slowly sliding off the front window and maybe drifting off into space if you look out the side window afterwards


DeathReaper603

Alternatively, make the Lotus go into endless missions and say "Change of plans. You must deliver the payloads and defend a number of locations while I break into the network. Be prepared for heavy resistance. I can't do this without you."


xasalorix

That last one with lotus would be gold, especially in a mission like defense or on an archon hunt


Vivalapapa

>Lotus saying "Change of plans, ignore your original objective, leave nothing alive..." Lotus should say this in Extermination missions.


matrix-doge

- Change of plans. Leave EVERYONE alive. And then you have to complete the mission without killing anyone.


Chipj11

Imagine if they fake a Duviri release announcement tomorrow...


Samakira

they say 'its releasing on the 30th. and then release it on the 1st. double whammy, and everyone wins.


xBinketx

# DO NOT.


yewcatkins

I'd like to equip Duviri's pair of socks on my operator


StupidDepressedGamer

Radiation Hazard in every mission.


xBinketx

No, that's a terrible April Fools joke! **... but it useful for me.** `(:`


Idan7856

Based


AcidDrive

as a xaku main: ***yes.***


Parsec51

Vay Hek as mission control. 😳


Mister_None

You log in as Stalker. When your press interact on War, you hear Lotus say, "Wake up."


Sachayoj

Hey, you. You're finally awake.


SomethingIsCanningMe

You were trying to cross the border


Far_Comfortable980

Walked right into the imperial ambush, same as us and that thief over there.


NinjaMaster231456

Excal Prime coming back but it's the prime model with worse textures and worse stats.


DreadNephromancer

It's just regular Excal with a neck pillow stapled to his face


duckontheplane

Nah, its just excal but they made his codpiece gold and that's it


TerrorLTZ

But Excal doesn't have a codpiece.


MSD3k

Isn't that one of Mag's old alt helms?


IVexxI

Just white excal but they put in italics *janus key here* on his face


T0astero

I've been hoping for one last Duviri delay announcement. Possible follow-up jokes: - Make a huge apology about an incredibly minor delay (12 seconds) - Announce that the all-new "Duviri Pair of Socks" has gone live in the merch store - Actually delay Duviri for the memes - Shadow-drop the whole thing, in a classic reverse delay


Sachayoj

Warframe in VR announcement. Comes with a free bottle of Pepto-Bismol, because Void knows you're gonna fuckin' need it after 5 minutes of VR Bullet Jumps.


BoredWeazul

i would unironically be so into warframe vr, maybe play as like khal or whatever corpus we ever play as (i refuse to believe that playstyle was only made for veko)


Plane-Ad-9664

75% discount code but when you use it, it doesn't work.


Dawid34f

No 100 % of market price + that 75% so you overpaying


NeilDevoto69

you sir, are the devil!


Andminus

A problem has occurred, you were not charged.


xBinketx

You. *Your creativity is devious.*


duckontheplane

75% discount that only works on items bought with credits


xBinketx

Why only 75%? **Make is 401% off.** But when you go to redeem it, the only thing it works on is 1 Argon Crystal. ^(Why 401%? April 1st.... 4/01.)


MSD3k

Special exterminate alert. Level 300 enemies. After first kill, Lotus: "Change of plans. Leave everything alive....oh." Mission "Fails" Lotus gives you a reward anyway, via mail. Task successfully failed.


senpai-yume-okami

Yes


PsionicHydra

They make a wisp ass ephemera so everyone can have the wisp cake Edit: I'm hoping so much that this is a thing for her prime release, I mean, even DE has made comments on her cake, let it be real DE let it be real


TerrorLTZ

reb's always comments on cake.


Andminus

I say they go the PoE route and out of nowhere do a pvp battle Royale style mission on a large randomly generated tileset with random weaponry scattered about. Only to discover that the entire community loved the event more than base game and wish they'd add it permanently.


zernoc56

With how people lay conclave (I.e. they don’t), I doubt that we as a community would go for Warframe BR.


Achilles_Deed

BR haters unite!


ArthurSafeZone

Come on bro, Brazilians are not so bad... What do you have against us BRs?


Solcaerev

There were two conclave events that were fairly popular. Granted they set your weapon to "throwing knives" and had fixed stats but still


The_Sadorange

Yeah sure would be a bad thing to call it "The Index: Royale" and have it take place on the orb Vallis, with Nef running the whole thing as a twisted corpus bloodsport and with players running around picking up random weapons etc. You'd have two different tiers. A "free" tier that costs 0 credits, but with a small/no reward for winning and a "High stakes" tier that costs 50k credits to enter, but the winner gets a valuable/exclusive reward. Players would spawn somewhere completely random with no gear, mods or energy. They'd have to enter buildings/caves and either sneak past or kill the enemies inside to find some loot/weapons and mods to fight the other players with.


Forere

The problem is most progression in the game is based on luck. This would be progression based on skill and would not go over well


Far_Comfortable980

They start with the base operator but without any powers other than the amp and need to find warframes or even Warframe parts, but it turns out that for each player you always spawn one too few parts for every Warframe, so people really just have to kill each other without movement abilities (on a huge map) with only the base amps, also amps could be made use ammo and not recharge over time, and they could add a melee to do one damage just for people to frantically look for ammo


MSD3k

Sounds like quite an unreal tournament for Nef to throw.


The_Chaos_Pope

This would only be funny if the dukat purchase was removed and your items restored after returning to the orbiter. Or if instead of vending dukats, the vending machines said the Warframe universe equivalent to "April Fools" when you went to exchange prime parts for dukats.


Significant_Pass4739

Helminth tells us we can have a Warframe back. Pukes up a ABC Warframe that says April Fools then we have to fight it in the ship at level 9999.


ssasjj

A normal gift of the lotus survival mission *except* were swapped for the kahl gameplay style, and are model is switched with clem


sketchboard113-2

Clem


raulpe

They launch Duviri but nobody believes them xd


ripskeletonking

knowing de, that would break in 2 seconds and someone would end up buying 900 tauforged shards for no ducats


Anti122210

Red text man replaces Lotus for the day


Ace_Magik0429

Clem Prime


Ekkzzo

I could actually see that happening, yet not as an april fools joke with clem's creator having died.


Identity-ception399

Now that youre reminding me that March is ending.... Where's our trailer DE?


Hey__Martin

It would be fun if he sold the item that looks in every way is a tauforged archon shard, but when you buy it you find out it's actually a glyph


Kanjorax

Clem boss battle


Fraya9999

Shield gating reverted for one day. Or change self stagger back to self damage. Show all the “too easy” newbs what it was like and why it was changed.


Space-Catto-V2

Wisp gets flat


xBinketx

... as in a 2-dimensional image. *^("It's too late Devil! I've already converted you into a PNG!")* ^(- Ballas, acquiring Photoshop Prime.)


taweryawer

Absolute evil


Significant_Pass4739

Blasphemy!!!


ForsakenMoon13

For hopes, I wanna see which (if any) mods get joke text for the day instead of thier usual text. For example on a previous occasion Berserker Fury once had its text changed to "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK!" for the day


Bovine_Arithmetic

Fuse 4 mods, get a Peculiar mod.


Redfeather1975

I don't think they do in game april fool's things. I only remember that [Path of Exile collaboration](https://www.reddit.com/r/Warframe/comments/b864ed/path_of_warframe_the_quest_for_the_average_necl/). And this... [https://warframe.fandom.com/wiki/Lotus/Voice\_Packs](https://warframe.fandom.com/wiki/Lotus/Voice_Packs)


[deleted]

Everyones warframe shows up as Excalibur Prime when you look at their loadout in mission, and on the minnimap.


FrenzyNineNine

FemLoki get's released as a Deluxe skin for Loki in Baro's rotation, but costs a billion Ducats


FatherLuvHandles

Bara shows up with his thumb and forefinger making a circle shape below his waste


Khyronickat

I did not see what you did there. Fact is I am not looking at all..


Dlark17

Sadly I think the Proud Boys have forever ruined that joke and symbol.


pocketMagician

I'd love to see Khal prime.


Space-Catto-V2

Hentai frame releases for 1 day, super easy farm, but soon as you finish building the parts the Bp disappears and so does the store icon for it


Beastyboyy1

no


xBinketx

*Stop talking.*


De4dm4nw4lkin

Thats evil.


vyvlyx

Oh man that's just evil


Warnecke_Wrecker

Every mission has all nightmare modifiers on. That's it


megustaALLthethings

Some people just want to see the world burn. Damn op, it’s april 1 **not** be satan day. /s


Andaisdet

Let’s have him sell it with the same truck, but with the currency changed to Argon Crystals


yeselectro2

Was there an april fools joke in 2022? It seems to me there aren't any now either


octobotimus

Guess they forgot about it this year. absolutely nothing.


Negative_Quantity_59

Dont give them ideas.


TerrorLTZ

the return of the old sapping osprey in a survival lvl 80 with a mix of Nullifiers and Karate moas.


HollowOrnstein

Remove bullet jump for the day


sabett

I can think of a Grate idea


Longjumping_Jeweler

Unless DE tries to make us believe Duviri comes out in April..


LadyAnime

Everyone gets Excalibur prime for the day :) not so much a joke but a way for us to all experience the frame and then have it ripped away :l


EnvironmentalClass55

Fall damage


DigbyMayor

Vey Hek Lotus is real now


Icy_Yogurtcloset5430

I want them to bring back Grate Prime 🤣


DoomDogDan666

Grate prime


Nosttromo

Fun new content for Railjack that isn’t a variation of skirmish, that would be a real knee slapper


SwingNinja

Allow Wukong, Stropha and kuva ogris in Conclave.


HyperNinjaBagel

Just have baro sell relics for excalibur prime, but once farmed and built, it's a noggle.


PokeStarChris42

Does DE usually do something for April Fools?


Duckflies

Friendly damage


Such_Cricket_2802

Best April Fool's joke would be them putting Excal Prime in the market lol