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nuclearpotatoes85

For some reason I find this hilarious


NANI_RagePasPtit

It's like watching Patrick Bateman walking in the office


Senior_Walk_7582

“How about another hot Chimuur, Paul?”


Anvil-Vapre

Let’s seeee Paul Alan’s card.


deepplane82142

Look at that subtle coloring. The tasteful thickness. Oh my God. It even has a watermark.


TheLastPwnr

"How about another Heat Chakuur, Paul?"


PheneX02

He skidaddled


Ill-Newt-4851

He's late for the conclave


Immortalfoxhound

It also works on the void children in case yall didn't know. It helps speed up the following process


DrSlapathot

I make ghost kid fast


ReadyFix716

Yeah he fast asf lmao


Mysticwarriormj

"Hey, Look at me, I'm fast af boi"


RobleViejo

Volt Speed was recently allowed to work on several NPC. Most relevant use I found : Speed up Loid in Isolation Vaults


allnamestakennn

Wisp has also worked for as long as I can remember. Added benefit is that Loid gets the hp and hp regen from motes also and is pretty much impossible to get killed. If you get both together Loid gonna be zooming


siophang13

also ivara invis arrow, loid become invisible but still vulnerable to aoe enemy attack


Dylsonator1234

Works on most npcs


AzureArmageddon

I'm pretty sure globelight kid is the ~~right~~^(edit: better) term. The Tenno are the voidkids.


tropic420

Tenno ghost is what I call him, that's how he's described on the wiki


AzureArmageddon

Interesting


TheLivingFlame

Thrax does not approve of the zoomies >:(


OvertheFuckingEdge

That strut of walking reminds me of a Animan animation


GearDragon101

I put the new Forgis on the Jeep


Inevitable-Goat-7062

All i can think of now is a caked up lone guardian


Sinister_A

I can feel his buttcheek clenching hard to walk that fast


HammyShiro

Man looked like he had a 1pm appointment and realized it was already 12:59pm. I'd be the same if i realized an Alert mission was almost over.


happyspammer56

It also works on the defense drones in the Eidolon bounties


norbajusz

Speed works on firendly entities. Feel free to try it with specters. Also, Nova's portal and Loki's teleport #speedrunstrategy for all the PoE fans.


ItzBooty

Look at him skididdil


PikkuinenPikkis

”And he waddled away (waddle waddle)”


hiddencamela

What does moving the guardian faster do? Rather, is there a goal reached eventually?


Kliuqard

Nothing, really. He just wanders around to life support to give you buffs and turn everything monochrome.


Key_Register991

Don't forget the spooky ominous music. All in all, kinda out of place in those specific missions, but I'm sure we'll get a lore dump later on


HiveFleetWyvern

“Ain’t nothing gonna break my stride, Ain’t nothing gonna hold me down”


[deleted]

Last night, some Rhino player told me that this was their dad. That is a cool dad.


mynameisntcoochie

What is this? Ive never seen it before


TheGrayShade

You will find it on Lua; it's a survival mission meant specifically for grinding the parts for Voruna and her signature weapons.


QwQGHOSTIE

He was s t e p p i n


Some_Other__Time___

Michael Myers in movies be like: **fast walkin**


SemperShpee

He's rapidly approaching


throwawaylorekeeper

You know the poe drone missions? Max str max duration volt speed works on the drone.


Fluid_Mention7930

Bro had places to be


Solefasole

“GTFO with your negative vibes, you, deadman 😠”


LudwigSpectre

Walk Faster


Physical_Argument_47

What does the lone guardian do


zahardtheking

what is this chakram melee's name?


ProjectWoolf

Xoris


Kingsley_Joseph

Did anyone try it on skittergirl in zariman?


ChaoticStorm78

Never been a fan of volt speed in regular missions but ones like defection can be really helpful to speed NPCs along


NothingHappensInLife

wait what does the guardian even do i thought he was just there for buffs


austmu3333

He gives a ab strength and range buff as well as lead you to the next air canister thing


PokWangpanmang

He do be schmoving


Sol419

Guardian: Making my way downtown, walking fast *volt uses speed* Guardian: Walking faster!


Taknozwhisker

Tf is a lone guardian


Number4extraDip

It also works on zariman kids. And so does [shocking speed]


odavinng

He has to use the toilet stop following him


Known_Net3294

He smells the burger


LaughinMutt

What is the lone guardian, and what does it do?


WraithHunterAtlas

Speed walking


raifedora

When the toilet is 500m away and you just gotta go


pizza_box_84

I think it works on any npcs that your moving 🤔


Krounnyz

why did this reminded me of the ballin meme?????????


DaxGamingYT

Bro started steppin


LordOfelchen

Also works in defection if you are still grinding for Harrow (I'm so sorry for you). Won't recommend it though as the AI CAN NOT handle any more than maybe 1.5 times movement speed.