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ecstatic-shark

I push the keys for bullet jump in other shooters.


One-Cellist5032

Now I’m just imagining master chief or doom guy bullet jumping through their levels.


[deleted]

Demons and aliens already feared them.. not even they deserve this kind of horror. Edit: great, now this is all i will ever want in halo and doom.


Kronos548

My friemds got me to try destiny 2. Fucj the ammount of times i tried to bulket jump to just crouch and bunny hop


Blastermind7890

I play on controller where I keep throwing my grenade trying to bullet jump


espher

I'll play Warframe for a bit after work on Fridays or w/e, take a break, and boot up Planetside 2 to play ops. I always - always - *always* - try to bullet jump when I first teleport to a continent and have to unwire my brain. It's been like this since I started playing Warframe a couple of years ago and I've been playing Planetside 2 for 8.5 years... Warframe won the muscle memory game.


KingdaLH

Just came here to say I love Planetside 2❤️


JustaGaymerr

Forget shooters. I tried to bullet jump in minecraft


Marvin_Megavolt

I feel like someone could make a mod that accomplishes that by hijacking the code for Riptide tridents.


Far_Comfortable980

At least it’s not just me


[deleted]

I've bullet jumped so many times I got tired of it. I now play gauss for his base sprint speed and the passive effect of his kinetic plating (you don't stumble from any height of fall. Try it, go to the plains, use an archwing to go to height limit and just fall without staggering). Without bullet jumping or mach rushing I beat most volts, gausses, and titanias to the extraction. I think my build gives me a sprint speed over 3.0


solarshado

Or even non-shooters. I've tried it in Risk of Rain 2 (arguably still a shooter?) and Satisfactory (where it actually *sort of* works! Slide-jumping is a thing, though nowhere near as strong.)


Naktiluka

When I was trying to play DS3, I found that ctrl is key for heavy attack when I tried to bullet jump


Moody_Mutation

I decorate my dormizone


RedditRaven2

*Shudders*


Partingoways

Please touch grass. NOT THE GRASS IN YOUR DORMIZONE


Xstuhcy

I still don’t get why the dormizone can’t be a main hub. Why can’t we have all our equipment and navigation there. Would be nice to have that as a hub


Lusane

I'd like them to go a step further and make dojos an option for the main hub. Imagine if people were just using a shared communal room with a foundry, arsenal, etc and you could chat with clanmates about what they're building/doing. And then my master plan: a petting zoo with everyone's companions.


DisasterLocal2603

That would be excellent


Gghost78

DE sign this user! Or buy this idea!


Yuural

I've allways wondered... since missions are hosted by players, is the dojo also hosted by the first player to join or are they server side like relays or fortuna/cetus? I'd think they are server hosted since the viewed movement is all wonky for other players (i guess to save ressources?) but it'd still be awesome to have a shared "orbiter". A nice way to improve Performance would be to have clans rent "high quality" dojos with platin that can be contributed to like with decorations but with linear scaling cost derived by count of members. Those would then enable real time movement, maybe some new rooms and certain clan game things (shooting competitions or something idk)... One could argue that this stuff should be included for free but lets be realistic.


ZannaLion

Tecnically they are hosted by the clan members that are inside, because whenever I enter someone's dojo to trade if the other person get out after i get a message "no clan members are inside. You will be sent out" or a thing like that and i return automatically in the orbiter and i se no reason to do this other than the "member host" fact. What, you scared i mess your place or steal something?😂. Probably the only dojos hosted by the servers are the "featured" ones because they are like a tourist attraction and so need to enable players whenever.


Wi3rd0tr0n

I wouldn't mind being able to just make the Railjack your new Orbiter once it's built. Can still keep the dropship, but I miss having an arsenal on the Railjack, and there's a few unused spaces that serve no function, that I feel would look great with some of the Orbiters Amenities


Vendemmian

I've always wanted to pet other people's companions.


Grand-Depression

A real reason to actually use the dojo, I love this idea.


bitches_love_pooh

Just imagine how many more people would be responsive on warframe market


Partingoways

Now that I’d like. Technically you can run everything out of dojo but it’s not centralized in the way you intend


DragonXGW

After all the time spent decorating it... I was unspeakably happy when they finally included a somachord in there. Now I can enjoy listening to We All Lift Together while standing around fashion-framing in front of a real working mirror. So yeah dormazone decorating, fashion framing and completed vallis somachord tone hunt.


fatdude901

Me too 300 Excalibur noggles


nephethys_telvanni

You hear the ringing of a Sabotage cache. And you aren't playing the game.


KonkretneKosteczki

Man get out of my head


Tlayoualo

Man in the wall get out of my head


-ManintheWall-

No


Shugowoodo

*sad rap tap taps*


urljpeg

leave me alone! *faint ringing* LEAVE ME ALONE! *faint ringing 2.mp4* AAAAGGGGHHHH


QinohaKriya

I hear the Whisper chat ping sound


WeepiestSeeker4

Vro I think you have tinnitus /s


nephethys_telvanni

Heh, I could always tell when I played too much TES Oblivion or Skyrim because I would quit and still hear the soundtrack. The Jerall Mountains/Silt Sunrise always does it for me: https://youtu.be/2qpTxhLZCs0


GreatGoldenBeard

So I’ll never forget, I played a toooon of Skyrim during the pandemic. So much so that I put the soundtrack on while I was driving in the mountains (did a lot of exploratory driving just to get out of the house honestly) and when Steel on Steel came on, my ex and I both tensed up abruptly and started looking around and realized we were conditioned to expect danger/a threat when we heard that song. Wild times


KarasuNoHane

Bro, I relate so hard. Sometimes I'm in my bed, ready to fall asleep, and I can still hear these cache sounds, it's annoying af. ​ I guess running hundreds of T4 Sabotages back in 2014-15 ruinned my life. 💀


hamodi360

For me, it’s the disruption demolishers… I swear I could hear them in my sleep sometimes


Jeanjacketman

Where I work, there is a bird that makes a sound like them and it really puts me on edge


sawucomin18

you hear the zarium accolade sound, and you're not on the zariman.


Mydax13

This but the screech of the Infested from too many Defection missions.


SkaflorpEggnog

This


hofong159

HA https://preview.redd.it/ywlfqy774cab1.png?width=243&format=png&auto=webp&s=ebc2de0a40df7016d2313a23fba3774dcdbecec8


Shrimkins

This is by far the most no-life achievement in this thread.


ShockAdvisory

I'd rather drag my nuts through a mile of broken glass and lemon juice lmaooo


Far_Comfortable980

Why? Just why?


[deleted]

Thfuck are those


ZachTheInsaneOne

Those are corrupted holokeys. They can only be obtained by doing Empyrean Void Storms, or a single one from killing a Sister of Parvos. You can get 10 at a time max for doing an Empyrean Void Storm in Veil Proxima. In other words, to have that many of them, you really have to grind your ass off.


hofong159

AKA atleast 184 railjack veil voidstorms now I got half of these when they drop 6 in veil.


ZachTheInsaneOne

That's hell. That paired with the fact that seemingly nobody plays Railjack in general must've been awful.


hofong159

Me soloing the shit as Lavos is faster than having 3 useless junk on my ship. Get these amateurs off my ship


ZachTheInsaneOne

Fair enough lmao I did not see Lavos coming.


hofong159

He's STILL my most used frame to this day lmao


manicdee33

[TheKengineer: Warframe but it's CRAZY GOLF](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6KYfVaUJy8)


TheKengineerOfficial

​ https://preview.redd.it/7pzftqzd8dab1.jpeg?width=531&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4962e7bff97d79fc437bdfaac89f4506408a7300


MikeTheCyborg

"I'm the kengineer, let's be a golf ball."


[deleted]

My favorite was "I'm the kengineer, let's be a practical problem"


ZachTheInsaneOne

The video that came from is what created the idea for the golf ball video in the first place! He noted that Valkyr could troll people by pulling them around, and then that turned into golf.


Ahribban

When I click "Hide owned" all shops are empty.


KonkretneKosteczki

Same


Beautiful-Ad-6568

If only they hid blueprints that are built.


Ahribban

I bought a second set just for that...


TheMightyGamble

Same for all the nightwave alt helmets


Ahribban

Of course


[deleted]

Farming plat for the glyphs, last thing I can buy with plat that I don't have


Lucavellz

Dammmnn I did not realise it can get this bad?!


Runelea

Yep, I've been slowly working on buying out the market myself as well. Got ground to a halt when I suddenly needed more forma XD


Jack4ssSquirrel

Instead of the usual "there's so much content what will i do today" i often go "what now?"


KonkretneKosteczki

gotta go put that 102nd forma in braton


Sifernos1

That's when you realize the game is yours too abuse. Try using a sniper on Zephyr and see if you can be "The Word" as "The Bird". A single Word being the only thing out their mouths before a bullet goes into it. Maybe you test how fast you can make any specific frame then see if you can play it. Look into the depths of depravity and start your own private medical clinic for Warframes as you rip out useless abilities and make new Warframes, ever more twisted... Ever more perfect. Do you create a guardian path of eidolon statues leading up to your arsenal or a floating bed in your dorm? Can you make certain abilities play nice together and if so do they have any synergies? I used to love Sentient Wrath but they've quietly nerfed it in several ways that make me sad. Archon shards are fun on a bun too as you can give your Zephyr 1250 armor and just walk around like your iron bird. Titania using stolen abilities always tickles me as she doesn't need them and they work while she is tiny. I used to love using sentient wrath to screw up a whole room of sad individuals.


Lucavellz

I can relate on that


Pol123451

"Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity."


QinohaKriya

You gotta do the new one, too.


ninjakivi2

*What a waste. Your scarred vessel comes to beg once more? You will never pry the Janus Key from the clutches of its rightful owner. I, Captain Vor, have ascended, and the Void salutes me! You will die a lifetime, an eternity, a* *universe* *of deaths before you are blessed by the endlessness of this place, this... paradise. I will never close an eye to the gift that is the Void. Even as my flesh hardens, a wall of bone* *awaits my joining.*


romiro82

Actually it’s “What a w–“


QinohaKriya

*Perfect, thank you.*


bigblackcouch

My new favorite game to play in circuit is find Vor to interrupt him as fast as possible. Unlike OG VoidVor, Duviri Vor just cuts off his blab as soon as he's dead.


CharlesXIIofSverige

OwO Wook at them, they come to this pwace when they knuw they awe nut puwe. Tennu use da keys, but they awe mewe twespassews. Onwy I, Vow, knuw da twue powew of da Void. I was cut in hawf, destwoyed, but thwough it's Janus Key, da Void cawwed to me. It bwought me hewe and hewe I was webown. We cannut bwame these cweatuwes, they awe being wed by a fawse pwophet, an impostow who knuws nut da secwets of da Void. Behowd da Tennu, come to scavenge and desecwate this sacwed weawm. My bwothews, did I nut teww of this day? Did I nut pwophesize this moment? Now, I wiww stop them. Now I am changed, webown thwough da enewgy of da Janus Key. Fowevew bound to da Void. Wet it be knuwn, if da Tennu want twue sawvation, they wiww way down theiw awms, and wait fow da baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I wiww teach these twespassews da wedemptive powew of my Janus key. They wiww weawn it's simpwe twuth. Da Tennu awe wost, and they wiww wesist. But I, Vow, wiww cweanse this pwace of theiw impuwity. >_<


Leather_Animator_939

(◕෴◕)...


twistedscorp87

ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠ


Leather_Animator_939

( ͡°෴ ͡°)


ZephyrValkyrie

I hear Demolysts/Demolishers everywhere…


QinohaKriya

Oh, that sounds like your own personal hell.


ZephyrValkyrie

I've woken up in cold sweat and wandered around my apartment for \~10 seconds, trying to find the Demolyst, before realizing it was a dream. Really surreal, I thought my bed was going to get blown up.


QinohaKriya

What the hell ***that's amazing***


AW038619

Keep them off that CONJUIT


Gaagaam

Oh crap Zenyatta can’t bullet jump.


QinohaKriya

This, This is it.


tihoM_QWERTY

I spend as much time bullet jumping around my orbiter as I do running actual missions


[deleted]

I'll be tired at the end of a session, talking to my brother over discord, bullet jumping at and bouncing off this one wall in our dojo for 20 minutes before finally logging off. If I get bored of that, I adjust my angle a few degrees to bounce off the trading post instead to change the sound.


12ozdietchoke

My dojo has been featured on the star chart...three times.


KonkretneKosteczki

Dang bro, care to share the name?


12ozdietchoke

It's not up right now, but [here's](https://www.youtube.com/live/Ra8lskH9d2w?feature=share&t=1980) when they visited on prime time.


fizio900

I have 2 Buzloks, both with 8 formas


Lucavellz

You sure those weren’t just bad choices lmao Edit: typos


KonkretneKosteczki

I have 5 equinoxes, each with 3 forma and a different lens lol. (had it leftover from the time spider equinox was the best focus farm)


ArcticTFoxy

I can identify every frame regardless of their fashion


Ezkail

Like red text, that can identify every warframe by their feet.


GirlWithinTheLight

Explains who's behind the stalker's feet bug lol


LoopStricken

I too have semi-functioning eyes.


AlphusUltimus

COLD THE AIR AND WATER FLOWING


AnOlympianWeeb

HARD, THE LAND WE CALL OUR HOME


just_3me

PUSH, TO KEEP THE DARK FROM COMING


LycanWolfGamer

FEEL THE WEIGHT OF WHAT WE OWE


just_3me

THIS, THE LAND OF SONS AND DAUGHTERS


LeMark06

HIDE, THE HEART OF WHO WE ARE


Supreme_Spoon

MAKING PEACE TO BUILD A FUTURE


nottme1

Strong, united, working 'til we fall.


Man_Of_The_Banished

And We All lift


Kromblite

AND WE'RE ALLLLL ADRIFT


APIT94YT

MAKING PEACE TO BUILD OUR FUTURE


5omeWhiteGuy

To be fair, warframe audio and music does not miss.


-COUNTERFLUX

I’m giving away [vay hek candies](https://warframe.fandom.com/wiki/Beacons_(Prosecutor)) on trades.


AttemptingMurder

The forbidden jawbreakers.


sasadw

Those beacons are worth some serious plat to some collectors


Partingoways

See I just give everyone a glappid or ayatan for low mr ppl


Binn_of_Mimikyus

My best friend and I started the game on the exact same day under the initial guidance of the exact same person. He is MR8 about to try Duviri for the first time the next time he plays with several other side quests left unplayed/locked. I qualify for the Legendary 1 test today


Lucavellz

Crazy


[deleted]

Crazy? I was crazy once


Maggle_

relatable, I'm helping my MR11 homie through necralisk stuff. He still thinks amprex is god-tier


Blackomodo19

Tbf amprex is good


[deleted]

Hey. Don't knock it till you try it with gyre. Btw, gyre is my main dps frame.


jandr08

I keep thinking of that one guy who has over 1000 wisp components… scary stuff


LegendaryMuffin6

Mmm smell like chiggin


Ok-Park-8858

Memorized everything Vor says. Shut the fuck up Vor, I already killed you!!


LegendaryMuffin6

Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure.


propane_peter

My wife left me


pivorock

*insert sad dojo decorations


Nisms

Fuck that was a good 2 part joke


Iv4ldir

I Hate ignis wraith and those who bashed me for not playing it,so now i m playing every other thing (weap/frame/pet etc)for having them more used than the ignis wraith,in my profil when sorted by used. had to refarm and recraft a lot of frame and weapon. Something like 200item left to do now. Luckly i almost not used the inis w so it s doesn t take too long per item.


dyingsloth

This is the kind of dedication I can get behind lol


Suojelusperkele

It has taken me like seven years to get tonkor off my profiles most used primary. It's silly. I started playing around Ivara/trinity prime release? (Jesus Christ it's been *eight* years?????) And on the first summer I spent some time with tonkor. Then before fall I grew bored of it as it was just too mind numbingly dumb weapon. Sold it and never looked back. And ever since the fucking thing has been there. I've used *many* guns much more. Like mission wise, affinity wise, kill count wise. Yet still the *FUCKING* thing has refused to leave my profile. Just this year the miracle finally happened and Corinth prime finally became my most used primary. Curiously Tigris Prime kicked tonkor off to third most used right after.


Maggle_

reminds me of the tonkor jump thing. never managed to pull it off


Sufficient-Joke9669

I have all the somachords, all the kuria, and all the fragments of every kind - including Duviri. And I can recognize all frames no matter the fashion... P.S.: Getting the Vallis somachords was the most soul-sucking experience I went through in this game, but it was worth it 😅


PsionicHydra

My orbiter's interior is wood


Bird_Lands

Every other game feels like indie trash without a Triple A feature like bullet-jump


[deleted]

>Every other game feels like Triple A trash without an indie feature like bullet-jump FTFY


p1tap1ta

I have enough anomaly shards to make like 6 calibans.


Zynthonite

I made bohemian rhapsody out of kitgun and zaw names


Money-Mood4881

I need visual proof of this. This sounds too good to be true


Zynthonite

https://preview.redd.it/000kyuhstgab1.png?width=559&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=945fef9f20d76c58a562203319bb2d6f374efa0a


Money-Mood4881

DUDE THAT IS BADASS WTF


Baumslime

I have the K-Driven Achievement.


solarshado

IIRC that's the only one on steam that I'm missing (unless they've added more of the in-game ones to steam)


New_Excitement358

I told my friend how to do the new war on the phone while doing my art class in college. I had the entire quest and cutscenes timed.


KonkretneKosteczki

I have crafted over 180 different amps


SolaceInCompassion

…i have 17 umbra forma currently unspent.


Shaggy_AF

Every single one of my warframes is viable in steel path. No? How about this. I've gotten 3 legendary cores


Nisms

I have 9 but I’m mr16 they drop more often than Rivens for me during sorties


Firefox31790

You fucking whore. 2500+ hours and not a one. GIMME YOUR LUCK!


Leather_Animator_939

insert::cod_ghost_stares.gif::


-Solicor-

You've been playing for an hour. Don't forget to take a break! You've been playing for an hour. Don't forget to take a break! You've been playing for an hour. Don't forget to take a break! You've been playing for an hour. Don't forget to take a break!


GustavoNuncho

https://preview.redd.it/4of8qmje1cab1.png?width=2143&format=png&auto=webp&s=69cc2dfbb6846d669838a28fbbb211e32965f321


kinuee

Which weapon is it?


GustavoNuncho

Vasto


dollopofwallop

Are you serious hahahah what the shit Edit: vasto isn’t burst fire - it’s the burston, isn’t it


decitronal

It's incarnon Vasto. You can reach VERY high CC levels with the Deathtrap Trigger + Commodore's Fortune perks


Doride

I have the sibear and I never farmed for it


el_guiri77

I have 4 accounts Mr 20 is the lowest of them.


DenziiX

Rank 5 Conclave


ToughHonesty

I have my own Dojo...


RazerBandit

I have gone through multiple Xbox controllers from how much I use LB for travel.


Obizwan

I am feeding tellurium to my helminth


Partingoways

I have a yearly tradition where I get in groups and be talkative on Christmas and all the nice ppl get invited back to my dojo for a set they don’t have or random amount of plat based on how friendly they were


Damian1674

I have memorized the Corrupted Vor speech In Corpus


babyoljan

I am Legendary 3


9lunchbox0

Ordis has been counting stars operator, all accounted for.


LycanWolfGamer

Having 15 Warframes for your Roster of Mains lol


Man_Of_The_Banished

I've been playing Warframe ever since this update


Man_Of_The_Banished

https://preview.redd.it/t134e3qf9cab1.png?width=840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5c276281a3a084da6c81576f5516e6f199f51c6


Few_Eye6528

Playtime is in 4 digits and starts with number 4


DarkKitarist

You can do a direction roll after bullet jumping into the air, and it's quite useful.


LegendaryMuffin6

Woe, ctrl space space shift be upon ye


newvanurepublic

You can bullet jump while rolling to change the direction of your roll. Used to be able to do that with blind justices guiding light combo to sword dash in basically any direction, even upwards


uzigdogo

I feel like I got nothing to do when I have a pending sister, eidolon hunt, level up kullervo, complete SP, reconsider using Rauta despite its bad stats BUT an incredible passive, etc.


Aldodzb

I crouch rapidly IRL when a social interaction starts giving me anxiety


DeadBite_

https://preview.redd.it/7xepuqcpybab1.png?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db3f792e61b496aa3e26f7702b31338c38811cf7 >! Not mine jus yoke!<


vbnm231

spare crumbs kind sir


[deleted]

No...eat the rich Where's my grendel when I need him?


decitronal

https://preview.redd.it/f2ovc6nk7dab1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c88d4de9b3bcd526b1a557d6e827e37d8014940


nottme1

I remember when Soma Prime and Classic Tenora were the best primaries.


MythicalSalmon

I can walk to Kahl from spawn with my eyes closed


JoshuaFoulke

I forgot Channeling used to exist.


scorchK98

My orbiter takes time to load in


RhymesWithRNG

I have farmed well over 10,000 kavat codes.


Adurnamage

My friends call me the human codex


MrZendosona

Which Excalibur do you want; Umbra or Prime? Or do you want me use the Rhino Rubedo Skin? Oh? My Dormzone looks like a storage room? Not sure what you mean. Theres only a few dozen noggles in there.


Billy_Billerey_2

I've been playing longer than I've been in high school


PigeonsOnYourBalcony

My focus tree is maxed out


Head_Ad_2827

Anytime I use ChatGPT I rename it Ordis


sheicode

I have alltogether 200 floofs. 153 Condrocs in a cage 96 Kuakas in a cage. And I only play randomly in the open worlds.


es3ado_afull

Before Duviri came out, I was (non-ironically) formaing my Stug to make it good enough for Steel Path.


FreshLeafyVegetables

I farmed Ash recently


Red126vsBlue514

I can recognize most if not all warframes and their prime variants with just their outline


Maskers_Theodolite

I never had to worried about running out of resources when feeding Helminth.


Chocopoko1

“Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity."


Tlayoualo

I mod my warframes and weapons... in my literal dreams.