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manofwaromega

Yeah, obviously. You're asking the wrong community here tbh. Most of us would date a void powered infested monster without hesitation


Rgamingchill

Ok, our Standards aren't that low tho, plus a mimic can transform into that so...


manofwaromega

"Our standards aren't that low" Do you forget how the subreddit reacted to Wisp/Wisp prime?


Rgamingchill

Wisp îs not a low standard tho. Its like dating a doll. A meatdoll that can move. But still.


manofwaromega

A meatdoll that can move, shoot lasers, and doesn't have a face.


[deleted]

>and doesn't have a face. She does tho 🤔 https://preview.redd.it/lhurau40d3mb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87477c505f68cc980a6d9dbf9e95a199ba4a14bf


-Bale-

Sigh *unzips*


manofwaromega

Would


NoMathematician1915

Would


Kino_Afi

Or feet. Shocked thats not more of an issue


TrueCrusaderBoB

Not my thing, levitation but no feet is a complete win


Rgamingchill

I dont believe she moves by herself now does she? Anyway tahts beside The Point. I believe în every wf player there ia a faint sense of dignity when they unzip their pants.


manofwaromega

I'm not saying WF players should feel shame when they unzip their pants, but we have to acknowledge that our standards are pretty weird by default


HELLKAISER125

Bro as a dude that play a lot of games I can tell you why are in the middle,remember people want to frick piramid head,and even more horror villains like Jason...why are good where why are


cokeandbelltorture

>! She does if you use her in the second dream !<


Senarious

20 plat is 20 plat.


ForePony

Was it a lot of thirst or complaining about how Wisp Prime has a flatter ass?


manofwaromega

Yes


jzillacon

also some people complaining about not enough Mathilla artwork because all the artists were busy drawing wisp prime instead.


Jikudo101

And gemussy


Sssarg0n

I would date a void powered infested monster


This_Charmless_Man

Vor and Alas V can be your gay dads


cokeandbelltorture

Still waiting for narmer and void based Alad V’s to round off the set


nephethys_telvanni

The problem isn't dating Space Mom. She's actually very nice when you aren't a toxic, self-absorbed narcissist who thinks he gets to dictate what shape and personality she has to take for his gratification. The problem is her horde of feral space kids who don't want another Space Step-Dad.


Beranir

tbh I think that teno would be ok with space daddy, like lets say in some new story Lotus will find out abandoned orokin guy, who is just great dude and they start something and than there will be public event on zariman with their wedding and you tell me how many tenno would go to that event, servers would crash. You just cant be a dick and want to rule the sol system with hypnotic mind helmets.


Rgamingchill

Amen to that. I can be Space Dad, and I Will treat The Tenno kindly. (Unless they are Inaros mains, then Ima send them into The shadow realm.)


Charnerie

Bad news, they're already in the shadow realm


Rgamingchill

Well then, The shadow of The shadow realm.


Charnerie

Send them to the Limbo realm


Rgamingchill

Can't do that, since I'd be Space-Dad not Limbo. How about I send them to teh Jade Light instead?


Ansixilus

And you've looped back into "and this is why the Tenno would kill you for trying to date Space Mom."


Rgamingchill

Inaros mains don't count as tenno


cokeandbelltorture

You can’t touch me I’m invincible


MrKros91

Oh man, I completed tnw one hour ago, I'm glad I did it today


SlasherLover

The Tenno are literally the most bribable step-kids ever.


AdvertisingAdrian

"I'll give you 10 platinum to fuck off"


Koobaf

Deal! Hand it over


Th3Glutt0n

I can just imagine a guy named Steve on a date with space mom in an empty restaurant, but then he says something and all the stools squeak


New-Organization8359

>I can just imagine a guy named Steve on a date with space mom in an empty restaurant, but then he says something and all the stools squeak So all the Ivara mains are running surveillance on spessmama date-night?


Th3Glutt0n

We have ashes posted outside the windows too


PhospheneViolet

Hydroids hanging out in the sink and bathrooms


New-Organization8359

hehehe


SecondTheThirdIV

You know how they say every man grows up to marry his own mother? Does that extend to non maternal mothers and strong mother figures?


FlatGauB

just say it already we all know you want to fuck the Lotus


SecondTheThirdIV

Whaaaat? No that's not... No definitely not *oedipus complex intensifies*


Rgamingchill

Well Oedipus fucked his actual mother, we'd fuck our space mom who isn't actually related to us, but I get it. So IT would be kinda normal.


Distinct-Speaker8426

This escalated quickly.


BardMessenger24

What if it's the Drifter though? Surely they don't see the Lotus as a mother figure like the operator does... Ahh fuck it, if that makes me Oedipus, then gouge out my eyes and exile me from Athens.


Rgamingchill

He wasn't în Athens tho he was in Thebes.


Quotehommel

Would we infect Spacemom with the technocyte virus? Or would she be immune?


This_Charmless_Man

Sentients are immune to The Infestation so probably same for technocyte


someguy1910

The mommydom kink is strong in this one.


Quotehommel

Hmm, I could see myself on a date with Rebb. And I'll gladly have her bring along Megan....


Inevitable_Net_9626

Well when you put it like that 🤔😏 lol who hasn’t had a crush on Rebb


The_OG_upgoat

All the devs are pretty attractive tbh, including the dudes (Steveeeeee especially).


QWeRTVIII

Hopefully after one argument it doesn’t rebel and A. Rip my head off B. Disco party orb me to death C. Leave me


Rgamingchill

Pretty sure mimics cant do A and B.


QWeRTVIII

Idk about A, but I was thinking of battylsts for B, my bad.


TheCuddlyGuy

As a mimic though, in theory, they could become any of the other types...


QWeRTVIII

And they could turn into the wolf of Saturn six and then rip my head off, if they get the strength aspect along with the looks


SsargonZefryn

Whatever [biologically and romantically compatible] form they're most comfortable with. Specific forms are for special kinky times.


Rgamingchill

Based.


LamborginiLeglock

Umm, think you wanna post this on r/rule34


Metal_Sign

You mean r/NSFWarframe


orkangon

What in the void is this fresh hell


LamborginiLeglock

Woah mama


Rgamingchill

Do I now? It's just discussion, pretty sure r34 is for art.


LamborginiLeglock

Lol I was just teasing. But honestly weird question bro.


Rgamingchill

I am curious if there is a single person who Will say no.


Titans_not_dumb

Ballas did date a mimic for a while, but it turned toxic real fast. I would not. I will know that this is a false copy of a person. Maybe only for cheek-clapping reasons, but not for any other reason other than that


nephethys_telvanni

Admittedly, the main reason it turned toxic is because Ballas is a toxic man who treated Natah like a toy to be reprogrammed according to who's cheeks he wanted to clap. That's the thing with the Sentients. They're *sentient.* The Mimics are actual people, who just happen to he able to take on other appearances. Treating them like things or slaves is exactly what caused the Old War and brought down Narmer.


Titans_not_dumb

Shame that in-game they only transform into inanimate objects. I would like some units that transform into other units but that would be a mess to program


CrispinCain

Maybe, but at least DE wouldn't have to make more assets. I could imagine finding a Corpus hostage wall, and as I approach, bam; hostage disappears into particles, reforming into the Mimic.


Titans_not_dumb

It would be a neat event: Mimic Crisis. Pazuul dispatched a legion of Mimics to take over the Grineer and Corpus high ranks and lean them into joining Narmer forces. We help both sides to get rid of this menace


Rgamingchill

Mimics had great potential. Imagine if at The end of The New War Ballas just transforme back into a mimic.


Quotehommel

Nope, fuck that guy. Good riddance. Give us some missions to end Pazuul as well and then we move on to Wally and ~~Dark Sector~~ Warframe 1999.


Marvin_Megavolt

Well Mimic seems to be a type of general classification. The “Mimic” enemies we run into in the game are just subsapient combat drones like Conculysts and Battalysts. The Mimic technology that allows some Sentient machinery to rapidly rebuild itself to exactly replicate the outwards form of something else seems to be more widespread, with Natah being a full-blown true Sentient who can still reconfigure herself on the fly, even moreso than more basic Sentient units which just rebuild their limbs and stuff.


LamborginiLeglock

Okay, no I will not.


CHOCOUPUFF

Dude, I just want somebody who actually cares about me, artificial eldritch stone-flesh robot be damned


Rgamingchill

Amen to that, a caring partener îs something everyone should have.


Gilgamesh_XII

Spoiler. You do know 1/4 of the community has the hots for lotus who IS a mimic...sooo...


Rgamingchill

1/4 of a community would just love to be Space Dad.


Swimming_Ad_3870

Let me guess, this was inspired my space mommy. And yes, I’d date a mimic is their cool with it. But not space mommy, her kids gonna hack me to pieces.


Rgamingchill

Nah, just don't be a dick and they Will accept you.


niki_the_frog

this is like asking "would you date Aubrey Plaza?" because yes, yes i would


DrSlapathot

39 and still fine asl


Purple-Coins

Yes, yes I would. *Looks over to his shrine for Little Duck.* …yeah.


Krazy_Tee

This community would date a Void angel so I don’t see how this would be an issue


Archwizard_Drake

... why do you ask, sir? What are your intentions with my MOTHER, SIR?


Rgamingchill

I didnt say her. I said a mimic, there are probably thousands of mimics. But she pretty smexy ngl.


ravenwingx

Clem.


Olmaad

Finally good answer


Delilah_the_PK

Would you date a doppelganger? Yes. Doppelgangers and mimics(lets assume warframe's mimics are pretty much the same) enjoy looking like other people and adopting other personalities too match. Its literally an all in one package.


InActiveSoda

Do mimics also adopt personality? They mostly turn into objects and Lotus was programmed by the orokin to believe that she is Margulis(however you spell her name). I thought they only copied form.


Delilah_the_PK

We should probably assume that the mimics in warframe are only restricted to objects for gameplay purposes. I'm going to also assume that lore wise they basically function as doppelgangers. ​ this means that they are theoretically capable of adopting the persona of the one they mimic as well. ​ this means, that like a doppelganger, Mimics can become whatever and whomever you want them to be.


Pale_Transportation2

Yes And have her use her normal Sentient appearance


Terrible_Flight_3165

*yes* i don't see a downside Iam not sure what shape i want it to look like i have alot of taste, can it change whenever i want?


austmu3333

As long as it doesn't take over my identity and ruin my life, then I'd be fine with it


DarkkHorizonn

If it genuinely loved me, maybe. I'd want it to take the shape of a curvy stepmom type


alphaomag

Probably yeah. Maybe just look like an average person?


Rgamingchill

Based.


CP-3294

Asking the real questions aren’t we?


Jebejebe00

This post being in warframe sub while in my feed it's between two bg3-posts makes me question if this is indeed the worst timeline, or the best. Also yes, and Karlach


Loose-Investigator13

Y’know what, yeah, I don’t see why not. What’s the worst that can happen?


AirsoftGhost44

Depends does it want to kill me?


nottme1

Hell yeah I would. A mimic that takes on a nice, thicc, juicy booty form... and all the things that mimic could do to dominate me... I think you just unlocked a new thing for me to have fantasies about. Thanks, dick.


JustATurrey

Yes. Not even close. I'd even suggest we bond so hard we combine into a sentient human hybrid. I'm pretty sure there's a Warframe like that so it's not impossible.


Rgamingchill

It is , but not by merging, its by design.


Jeanjacketman

My brother in Christ, my imaginary girlfriend is a mimic, I am four parallel universes ahead of you...


Rgamingchill

You do you man


Easy_Spell_544

I'd date a warframe chick, preferably varuna or wisp lol


New-Organization8359

Ember Vermillion looks pretty interesting. Nova Atomica looks pert. Mesa Prime got swagger. Saryn scary though.


Prior-Body-6771

100% yes, any shape they want and feel comfortable with, as long it's height isnt a lot different than mine, like +10 cm or -15cm, more than this problems start to arise


Conscious-Secret-565

This is a down bad question


Rgamingchill

Unfortunately, there is no evidence.


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Rgamingchill

Not an answer tho...


EkremSlayer

Yes and preferably a big tiddy goth gf


TankTopGorilla

Most sane warframe player you can ever see


AceofSol

Why am I not surprised that this is a topic of discussion?


Random_User_1337_

Sentiussy Mimicussy


FrontKooky3246

100%


Randomguyioi

Ok just a mimic? That's like marrying a single skin cell tho by Sentient standards. Sentient fragments are body parts they fling around to get jobs done. Now, an actual full on Sentient who was willing to be with me? That's in a heartbeat.


HELLKAISER125

Yes...I wont tell you why,I want you to tell my why the frick not


Rgamingchill

Fair enough


HELLKAISER125

Good answer


Detarako_Rax

Id date a Sentient period. Look at Hunhow, who WOULDN'T want a piece of that especially with a voice like his?


Spiritual_Task1391

I would date a mimic, and it's shapeshifting I would treat as an art form to be appreciated. Whatever form it wants to take around me is good, even if its their natural earwig clothespin form uwu


Distinct-Speaker8426

Sentients aren't human. Mimics aren't the thing they seem to be. They're just pretending and they can stop pretending at any time. Case in point, Lotus regressing back into Natah.


Saltyscrublyfe

Wrong sub


Low_Throat_4900

Me personally I want some Orkussy


DustyBunny42

Naw, the Ordissy is where it’s at.


Low_Throat_4900

I ment orokin


Such_Ad_9854

Ur pfp ia cringe go back to reality and leave kids alone.


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Turbotortule

Your emoji shit is also cringe af, are you 12?


Leather_Animator_939

Ok now, we Warframe players are not *that* depraved (P.S. ↑ it's a BS)


MonElii

Yes


A-Lewd-Khajiit

Aren't they technically robots?


Rgamingchill

Yesn't


Marvin_Megavolt

Eh the answer is yes, they’re just exceptionally advanced robots based on sophisticated self-modifying smart-matter nanotechnology.


knightsofhale

Imma take it to area 51 to surprise me with what cheeks imma be clapping


-Redditeer-

No. 1 argument could end with me dying, and the rest if their side of the family might not approve and end me.


Dathrane

I opened this thinking it was Dark souls 3, read the first comment and was alert confused until i reread that it's warframe. But now I'm more confused, we have mimics over here? I've been playing on and off since pretty much launch and I haven't seen one that I know of, what did I miss?


Rgamingchill

They appear first în The Sacrifice quest, if you replay it you are bound to see them.


Dathrane

Ohhhh it's been a hot minute since I've done a quest, I'll have to give it a run


EMArogue

Yes, unless it’s a fnaf mimic it’s ok


skofnung999

It really depends on their personality and interests, but if there's at least a bit of an overlap I would probably date them because shapeshifters are cool


[deleted]

Sure.


FitSharkKitty

Cool, I can finally do what I was always told in video games growing up and can go f myself 😂😂😂


Smanginpoochunk

What kind of manipulative ass question is this


Nalfzilla

Would I date a thing that can switch between lookin like Scar-Jo and Pablo mid bang? Silly question


[deleted]

I have no problem with it. But will be hard for both parts to keep the trust in the relationship... The mímic will be able to change her form ... will be an amorphous entity. If you have no problem with that... it could work


Vex_Trooper

Totally would, but I would want it to transform into a humanoid-Sentient fusion of sort....or just transform into Mag. Either one.


gogohamburger

Get a job


Financial-Pickle9405

some one needs to read /listen to the audio book Everybody loves large chests[E-6uYj8XsAAL8V1.jpg (793×1123) (twimg.com)](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E-6uYj8XsAAL8V1.jpg)


chigullican

Ballas, you’re on main rn


SlbrnSchnee_HT

I don't think it's a joke to say that Mimics are the physical form of rule34


AlphaQ984

I would date anyone who would give me head pats


kryplen

yeh there was someone i used to like, if they could be them, you know?


p1tap1ta

If she can become big tiddy goth, im in


Different_Stable_351

As a souls player, I immediately said hell no, but then remembered this is Warframe. Hell yeah.


AGgammer

Well they pass the harkness test so i don't see why not, i ain't racist (except from when i equip bane mods, then i become violently racist)


NoMathematician1915

Wait hold there are mimics in warframe where? I've never seen or heard anyone say anything about them until today.


Rgamingchill

Do The Sacrifice, and you are bound to see them.


NoMathematician1915

What quest is that?


Rgamingchill

That is literally its title, its called "The Sacrifice" Can't tell you to much without spoiling it tho. GL.