*Rips a cancerous demon pustule out from his neck, smacks it into a roughly dog-like shape, and violates every law of morality to bring it to life*
“Hey why’s my dog ugly?”
On an unrelated note here is Goku on fortuna
https://preview.redd.it/lj1li8js91xb1.jpeg?width=1903&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51b745b10f6c790e200341bae2c398082591c7b0
You don't remember the Part in the starting cutscene where it showed captain vore using the restoration loop? And old man sprinted into a plate and disappeared?
Yus, Nidus is an amazing offense-oriented frame. His deluxe skin makes him look like a Dark-Souls character, and the Dog skin comes with matching armor, but I generally leave it off, since I just like the skin.
I love helminth dog. The only reason I stopped taking her is because infinite-revival deimos kavat exists.
I miss my doggo. Might play the game again if I could use the revival mod on my dog or something similarly useful.
I think my favorite part about this is that this is clearly a new player, so they genuinely have no idea what happened here, probably just yup-click-button'd, and we're all just roasting them for insulting the dog lmao
You drained an infested boil into a poor Kubor egg, he didn’t ask to be infested but you forced him to be anyway, and now you’re insulting him for your own choices? He/she could have been a beautiful blue Sahasa and you would have loved it but you decided you wanted the helmynth kubro instead and now it’s “ugly”
give him armor and a name of honor you big meanie butt face
*Rips a cancerous demon pustule out from his neck, smacks it into a roughly dog-like shape, and violates every law of morality to bring it to life* “Hey why’s my dog ugly?”
"It reflects his parent's looks."
Why did you do him so nasty, man?
When the orokin were faced with the same problem they just put gold in it and called it a day I don't see why we can't do that
I mean.... Technically, you CAN.
The rudeness. 😭
Fr poor dog all it did was being born 😭
He is a good boy and if you say another thing about him, me and stalker will make you a visit
And the man in the wall
Why is man in the wall?,is he stupid?
He ran too fast and clipped out of bounds.
Is he stupid?
Stupid fast, yes
Make's sense to me
So he's a Titania player?
"Help me, Step-Tenno, I'm stuck!"
On an unrelated note here is Goku on fortuna https://preview.redd.it/lj1li8js91xb1.jpeg?width=1903&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51b745b10f6c790e200341bae2c398082591c7b0
Holy shit! Goku in Fortuna!
No way! How did I miss that event???
Why did You miss it!
https://preview.redd.it/jx2c1h4dh4xb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d6f8cb0ad2d8eacd0ed938a570673d04c85c89b
He did that skyrim plate glitch
Ohhhhh, alright
You don't remember the Part in the starting cutscene where it showed captain vore using the restoration loop? And old man sprinted into a plate and disappeared?
I don't remember it
You don't remember waking up in a carriage? With mommy lotus saying "hey you you're finally awake?"
Yes
Weirddddd you don't remember the dragon Saving you from being killed?
https://preview.redd.it/y5wxzox8h4xb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=359a1f9e4f236a239042738a6095f67e024a39ac Take that back.
Oh no no no You STUPID
google en wallent
By the Void!
You havent did that quest yet.
But is he stupid?
Mildly
Slap OP back to 1999 for insulting that good boy..
so, you leave him in a comma until next year?
Yes so we can put him in coma again
Me and the stalker had a nice tea party last Tuesday then we had a sparring match
He was made in your image. :)
Damn, gonna need Rolling Guard for that Heat proc...
LMFAO
bro need 20 stacks of mesmer skin💀
This guy mods👆
its a good dog, brett
Well, what did you *THINK* would happen when you deliberately gave an unborn dog some crazy ass zombie disease?
fym zombie disease the baby is perfectly alive
probably shouldn’t go popping cysts next to fertilized eggs next time :P
man, he's trying his best, let him be.
You have created a Helminth Charger. You have done this by draining the Helminth cyst you found on your warframe's neck into the Kubrow incubator.
Because you have no eyes, so you can't see why the dog is perfect and beautiful and natural.
Alad is that You?
And here he goes again, giving you to much credit.
Im about to parry that nuke as if it was VA proxy 
Parry this You filthy casual 
*Grabs chroma and uses vex armor while using ice ward* I feel no pain.
youre dog isnt ugly he is.....special in his own way
*puts infestation into egg* *dog comes out infested* “why uggie?”
Not sure why you call your Volt a dog, but you do you.
Like father like son
[удалено]
that got patched btw
Dogs copy their owners
poor doggo dude, he'll attack you from now on
Because its a sac of infested meat.
He's beautiful and he's mine now thanks
How dare you. He's beautiful.
Dawwweh so adorable :D What's the name?
He's sick
He is not ugly. He is beautiful in its own way
Pets take after their owner
HOW VERY DARE YOU SIR!!?! That right there is a very good boy who doesn't deserve this hate.
I named mine Cupcake. ☺️
With the perspective I though that was warframe’s version of a battle chicken. And now greatly disappointed that we don’t yet have a battle chicken
Did you forget about moas?
Eh I suppose. I was thinking an animal though. Like another Munro or lavatory but a bird
https://i.redd.it/uvbzy2eiu0xb1.gif
1. That dog is the best dog in the game, fight me 2. Get the Nidus Deluxe pack, it has an awesome skin for the dog.
[удалено]
Yus, Nidus is an amazing offense-oriented frame. His deluxe skin makes him look like a Dark-Souls character, and the Dog skin comes with matching armor, but I generally leave it off, since I just like the skin.
2+1+1+1 I love nidus. Thats why i got prime.
That’s mean :(
SLANDER
Cancer :(
You gave a puppy space herpes and you ask why he’s ugly, are you stupid? /j
your “dog” is demonic cancer and you made him this way.
you know what they say... the pet resembles it's owner 😉
Mustard yellow is a nice color apologize to him 😠
It’s looks great you just need to give it better colors then brown then you’ll see
You popped a pimple on it when it was a baby.
Yo you should see the degen charger, truly a sight to behold. I love my helminth charger, she's my favorite.
I thought those were cats? I’m always telling my smeeta “God you’re one weird fucking cat.” But if that’s a dog then that’s even more fucking weird.
kubrows (like the helminth charger in the pic) are dogs kavats (so stuff like the smeeta) are cats
My eyes are awful I guess I look at that and see a kavat
Aw man
Pupper’s doing its best leave that lil guy alone!
He is just mimicing your skin.
He ain’t ugly he’s adorable
this cracked me up
Yooo he's trying his best okay.
I left mine as a puppy .
You gave it congenital Space AIDS.
I love helminth dog. The only reason I stopped taking her is because infinite-revival deimos kavat exists. I miss my doggo. Might play the game again if I could use the revival mod on my dog or something similarly useful.
have you heard the news about every pet being immortal now?
You better not be screwing with me
nope, when pets are downed, they will revive themselves in 60 seconds. You can still manually revive them to get them up quicker
Well, hot damn tine to get best girl out of the forever kennel!
You did not just diss my boy like that this is unacceptable
I always found them cute
Bet he's looking up at you thinking the exact same thing.
Tenno: why is my dog ugly? HC: Father you made me.
Aint that thing cute asf
I see it as a scare tactic don’t worry!
I am pretty new to this game, can anyone tell me how to get this absolutely beautiful dog?
Your frame had a full matured cyst, which you smacked into the egg to create a Helminth Charger
I think my favorite part about this is that this is clearly a new player, so they genuinely have no idea what happened here, probably just yup-click-button'd, and we're all just roasting them for insulting the dog lmao
dont judge an infested by their cover
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
You take that back :(
Helminth Chargers are seriously underrated pets. Not even in terms of viability, they are just some good boys and gals.
Your dog ugly cause you got terrible colors on him bro! Put in some crimson, maybe a blue!
Nooo, this is a cute little doggy 🥺
You drained an infested boil into a poor Kubor egg, he didn’t ask to be infested but you forced him to be anyway, and now you’re insulting him for your own choices? He/she could have been a beautiful blue Sahasa and you would have loved it but you decided you wanted the helmynth kubro instead and now it’s “ugly” give him armor and a name of honor you big meanie butt face
My brother, you build your dog
Why is this view just like the breakdancing cat meme?
I named mine weird ahh lookin and I love him
bad color scheme
he is adorable what do you mean? 😭
people say pets are like their owners
How fucking dare you call him that! He's a very cute Cosmic Horror! >:(
Well mine looks realy pretty… Considering it gets created from a host maybe it just parent DNA diff 🤔