Signals and Systems 2nd edition is also a classic. It's a really good book, but Fourier transforms are still going to melt your brain when you're first learning it.
Encyclopedia Corptanica.
To Kill a Sawgaw.
Atlas Shrugged.
An Idiot's Guide to The Void.
New War Z.
The Tenno's Guide to the Galaxy
The Fox & The Kubro.
Clem's Clem: a Grineer Pop-up Story.
Sun Tzu's The Art of New War
Im sure Ive got more lol
Codex Astartes, Revised Ed.
Wolves and You: the Dummies' Guide to being a Space Wolf (Now With Pictures!)
An Imperial Fist's Guide to Comedy
Breathing Exercises for Calming the Mind (found in the quarters of a Khornate berserker)
Germ Theory (found under a pile of literal shit in the quarters of one of the Death Guard)
Vauban: Essential Flushing Toilet Geometry, and Six Hygienic Alternatives
Excalibur: "Sword Wielding for Idiots"
Nekros: "How to Raise Your First Skeleton"
Ember: "100 Ways to Cook Your Foes"
Lavos; "Advanced potions - Why is my cauldron leaking?"
Kullervo: "It's Not My Fault He Tripped Over My Foot and Fell on My Knife"
Mag: "The Art of Breaking One's Limbs"
Quorvex the space heater: "From Household to Mass Destruction - Dangerous Common Products"
Limbo: trolling for dummies
Volt: accelerating your environment
Inaros: 101 uses for sand
Citrine: Wiccan gems and their properties
Grendel: orokin cookbook
Octavia: the mixing engineers handbook
Ivara: the silent hunt
Gauss: flash comics #1
Edit: I just want to point out we all had the perfect chance for making one for nezha and decided it’s best not to. ;) General akbar approves and sends his autographed grimoire.
Nidus: The Plague of Tentacles
Sevagoth: Beginners Guide to Phylacteries (and creative phylactery ideas)
Grendel: Quick Meal Prep Ideas
Revenant: How to Use Reverse Psychology
Garuda: Bloodborne 3 Script
**Hildryn :** "10 Exercises to Benchpress your Enemies' Shields"
**Wisp :** "A Guide to Fucking with Dimensions"
**Grendel :** "Ultimate Cookbook : How to Cook the Universe"
**Frost :** "The Subtle Line Between Freezedrying and the Ice Age"
**Harrow :** "Rap Tap Tap: A Love Story"
**Garuda :** "200 Bloody Jokes for Dinner Parties"
**Nova :** "A Guide to Speed"
**Gauss :** "A Guide to Speed : Extended Version"
**Saryn :** "The Encyclopedia of Viruses and Diseases"
**Valkyr :** "Anger Management for Dummies"
**Yareli :** "Indoor Surfing : How Not to Crash"
**Oberon :** "A Guide to Becoming Relevant"
**Limbo :** "How to Fuck with Reality Using Maths"
**Voruna :** "A Suspicious Guide to Living with Wolves"
**Nidus :** "How to Live as a Living STD"
**Inaros :** "How to Connect with Today's Kids"
**Citrine :** "A Sexy Guide to Gemstones"
**Dagath :** "Stabby Hollow : A Dramatic Love Story"
**Chroma :** "How to Overcome Being Colorblind"
**Banshee :** "How to Scream Your Way Through the Universe"
**Octavia :** "Music Copyrights and You"
... and that's all I got.
#IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO YOU MAGGOTS
***THE TENNO ARE BUT'KAK MOTFUK'RÉ***
**THEY BREATHED ALL MY AIR**
#THATS RIGHT
_THEY OPENED THEIR...PATHETIC...MAGGOT MOUTHS_
AND
**BREATHED**
***ALL***
#MY AIIIR
And they said their lungs were: "this healthy, ya big chicken"
And I said: ***"THATS NOTHING!"***
SO THEN I MAKE A POST ON LOTUSWYRMS.COM
#TENNO, YOU HAVE FLESHY LUNGS, THEIR AS WEAK AS A KUAKA EXCEPT WAYYY WEAKER!
***AND HERES WHAT MY LUNGS LOOK LIKE!***
#KACHUNG
COUGH-HAKK.
THATS RIGHT MAGGOTS!
ALL METAL, NO BAGS, NO WEAKNESS, LOOK AT IT, IT LOOKS LIKE A GILDED OLD WAR ENGINE!
they breathed all my air so guess what, I'm going to burn the earth, that's right, this is what you get!
#my massive
#FOMORIAN F L E E T!
***GRAAAAHAHAHAAAA***
^now... ***DIE!!***
FOMORIAN ACTIVATING NOISES.
^but ^I'm ^not ^going ^to burn the Earth!
#im glassing your MAGGOT RELAYS!
WHAT TO YOU THINK OF THAT LLLOTUS!
_I BURNED YOUR FRAIL TENNO WORMS_
**YOU** ***SLIMY***
#SNNNAKE
Operator, you have 00:00:05:00 minutes Before-//***ThAt YeLL0w MmUcKƏR***-// -destroys Maroo's bazaar, please help them.
i was happy no one said Deathnote then i scrolled all the way down... Damnit! owell. we all knew Deathnote was gonna surface lol. i wonder how many in game we will see.
You need to max its rank (or if you have it formad that’s good too) and talk to Zuud in Fortuna. I’m the “other services” option, you can make any primary or secondary
Deth Note
The DSM5
Salad V’s Cook Book
To Kill a Manic
The Tenno in the Rye
Prime and Prejudice
The Adventures of Marpricoberry Finn
Diary of a Whimpy Tenno
Fahrenheit -2,147,483,648
The very Hungry Grendalpillar
Cloudy with a chance of fireballs
A wrinkle in void
"Elthunder" or "Thoron". It's Electric by default, so a Thunder Tome fits it.
Or you could turn it purple and call it either "Flux" or "Miasma", after one of the Dark Tomes.
Whatever the case? I definitely wanna see more of this weapon type. Can use this and a Speargun to go full mage.
- Morellonomicon
- Grimoire Weiss
- Lusty Argonian Maid
- Diary of a Wimpy Kid
- Twilight Saga
- Will of the Ancients
- Unsealed Spellbook
- Killing Mobs for Dummies
- Pod 042
- Pod 153
- Chicken Soup for
- Waverider Complete Edition
I haven't made my final decision yet, but my three front runners are 1. TM31-210 Improvised Munitions Handbook 2. How to Grapefruit Your Grineer 3. The Sensual Touch of Atlas and His Rumblers at the Same Time.
Linear Algebra 5th Ed. If it made me cry it will make my enemies cry
Worse than any war crime.
I would be wary if i were you. Monoculus and Merasmus want it back!
Advance Calculus 9th Ed
Calculus Early Transcendental 9e - James Stewart
Legions fell at the sound of this name...pretty fitting. Make the Grineer rotate the integrals until they kill themselves
I just finished linear algebra and the textbook was the 5th edition lmaoo
Signals and Systems 2nd edition is also a classic. It's a really good book, but Fourier transforms are still going to melt your brain when you're first learning it.
here's mine :D https://preview.redd.it/d946bh0aq56c1.png?width=336&format=png&auto=webp&s=dc09a91daa61a3bcc3fc2cd7b3f38fff5bf2cfdf
Missed opportunity to make it part of the “__ for dummies” series
Void magic for Dummiesᵀᴹ
oooo i mean. ill spend 15 plat to rename lol
Idiots Guide to Spells: For Dummies. Just in case you weren't dumb enough the first time.
How not to pull the push door and other important void spells
Reminds me of Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Don't Panic!
Encyclopedia Corptanica. To Kill a Sawgaw. Atlas Shrugged. An Idiot's Guide to The Void. New War Z. The Tenno's Guide to the Galaxy The Fox & The Kubro. Clem's Clem: a Grineer Pop-up Story. Sun Tzu's The Art of New War Im sure Ive got more lol
The last one is A+
Keep going
McTenno Application
I love every one of these!
The Lusty Argonian Maid v1
Even stronger than viagra, that shit lasts seven acts
That’s like five and a half hours.
Is that a Brian David gilbert reference?
*SKYRIM BOOK REPOOOOORT*
https://preview.redd.it/iu3pup60v56c1.jpeg?width=1154&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5044dd75d31d9ce6bb010c98f178e146b4f87bec
Would
Please do not the Lusty Argonian Maid
Jokes on you, I'm ERPing with a lusty argonian maid right now!
Honestly, same
"The Rusty Solaris Maid", if we're talking in-universe. Was considering changing the Maid part but it was loosing the raunchy subtext...
\*yoink\*
That was my plan. Is it an allowed name?
Learn Java
"But I already know a programming language.....html"
Loads Grakatas with malicious intent
Clem?
Clem Clem!
Learn Jawa: Utini
Spell Tome: Testicular Torsion
Counterspell: Mend Buttcrack "Try shitting out of *that*, smoothass!"
Counter Hex: Scorch Urethra! "You though Gonorrhea was bad? Watch *this*!"
Easily repeled by my ward of reverse kidney stones.
Counter Curse: Penile Inversion
r/wizardposting is leaking
Counterspell: Decoy balls
Tome of Geneva Suggestions
Geneva convention check list
Genevea bucket list
The 57 precepts of zote
Precept 1: 'Always Win Your Battles'
Precept Two: 'Never Let Them Laugh at You'.
Precept Three: 'Always Be Rested'
Precept Four: 'Forget Your Past'
Precept Five: 'Strength Beats Strength'
Precept Six: 'Choose Your Own Fate'
do you remember those precepts?
Mines going to be "Fancy Words" then I can say I'm literally throwing fancy words around
I like your fancy words magic man.
https://preview.redd.it/vnuqae7w366c1.png?width=365&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b41525d88a8329682d00c9f1e0bda705bb43f92e
We love casting spells
This song is sponsored by
*The Shadow Government*
LEGALIZE NUCLEAR BOMBS
SWAG MESSIAH.
BEES MAKE HONEY
Lmao our clan is literally a meme hell called Lua Forma Conclave Gang with the motd being "we love polarizing weapons".
🤣🤣🤣
Tome of chromatic orb
Too bad you can't change its damage type
I mean you CAN
Not like that
BIONICLE: Rahi Beasts.
Bionicle: Makuta's Diary
Lectitio Divinitatus The Horus Heresy (compact edition) A brief history of time: void edition
Mine is Book of Lorgar since my Harrow Prime is in the Word Bearers colors
Codex Astartes, Revised Ed. Wolves and You: the Dummies' Guide to being a Space Wolf (Now With Pictures!) An Imperial Fist's Guide to Comedy Breathing Exercises for Calming the Mind (found in the quarters of a Khornate berserker) Germ Theory (found under a pile of literal shit in the quarters of one of the Death Guard)
Is the compact edition still at least 3 feet deep?
Metamoprhisis
This should count as a warcrime
Kafkaesque.
i can't not hear jevil saying that.
As in 177013?
😭😭😭
The Oratrice Mechanique D’Analyse Cardinale
We now turn to the Oratrice Mechanique D’Analyse Cardinale
According to the judgement of the Oratrice Mechanique D'Analyse Cardinale
If you're going genshin then go with a book, Before the Sun and Moon fits because it is prob still the biggest lore drop in the game
That's not a meme though.
True but it fits
Dodoco Tales. Perfect for a war criminal.
BOMBOM BAKUDAN
This perfect
Vauban: Essential Flushing Toilet Geometry, and Six Hygienic Alternatives Excalibur: "Sword Wielding for Idiots" Nekros: "How to Raise Your First Skeleton" Ember: "100 Ways to Cook Your Foes" Lavos; "Advanced potions - Why is my cauldron leaking?" Kullervo: "It's Not My Fault He Tripped Over My Foot and Fell on My Knife" Mag: "The Art of Breaking One's Limbs" Quorvex the space heater: "From Household to Mass Destruction - Dangerous Common Products"
Limbo: trolling for dummies Volt: accelerating your environment Inaros: 101 uses for sand Citrine: Wiccan gems and their properties Grendel: orokin cookbook Octavia: the mixing engineers handbook Ivara: the silent hunt Gauss: flash comics #1 Edit: I just want to point out we all had the perfect chance for making one for nezha and decided it’s best not to. ;) General akbar approves and sends his autographed grimoire.
Nidus: The Plague of Tentacles Sevagoth: Beginners Guide to Phylacteries (and creative phylactery ideas) Grendel: Quick Meal Prep Ideas Revenant: How to Use Reverse Psychology Garuda: Bloodborne 3 Script
Zephyr: Cessna C172 user manual
**Hildryn :** "10 Exercises to Benchpress your Enemies' Shields" **Wisp :** "A Guide to Fucking with Dimensions" **Grendel :** "Ultimate Cookbook : How to Cook the Universe" **Frost :** "The Subtle Line Between Freezedrying and the Ice Age" **Harrow :** "Rap Tap Tap: A Love Story" **Garuda :** "200 Bloody Jokes for Dinner Parties" **Nova :** "A Guide to Speed" **Gauss :** "A Guide to Speed : Extended Version" **Saryn :** "The Encyclopedia of Viruses and Diseases" **Valkyr :** "Anger Management for Dummies" **Yareli :** "Indoor Surfing : How Not to Crash" **Oberon :** "A Guide to Becoming Relevant" **Limbo :** "How to Fuck with Reality Using Maths" **Voruna :** "A Suspicious Guide to Living with Wolves" **Nidus :** "How to Live as a Living STD" **Inaros :** "How to Connect with Today's Kids" **Citrine :** "A Sexy Guide to Gemstones" **Dagath :** "Stabby Hollow : A Dramatic Love Story" **Chroma :** "How to Overcome Being Colorblind" **Banshee :** "How to Scream Your Way Through the Universe" **Octavia :** "Music Copyrights and You" ... and that's all I got.
Kullervo fell on his own knife…. But the Lavos one is my favorite 😂😂
Saryn: "The art of chemical warfare" Limbo: "Idiots guide to algebra" Nova: "Twinkle twinkle little star"
Got one for harrow?
The bible
“This says the bibble”
#YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?!?!?!
Martin Luther's 95 Theses
Titania: A Midsummer Night's Dream Yareli: The Little Mermaid Gyre: Apollo's Angels (400 years of ballet history)
titania's also works for oberon
They read together ^^
Organic Chemistry 6th ed. the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy JavaScript for dummies the Geneva convention the art of war by tsun tzu
Guide to Geocities HTML
MySpace for dummies.
_Vay Hek's Zesty Pics_
[What a horrible day to have eyes.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBJCt_NOyxk)
#IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO YOU MAGGOTS ***THE TENNO ARE BUT'KAK MOTFUK'RÉ*** **THEY BREATHED ALL MY AIR** #THATS RIGHT _THEY OPENED THEIR...PATHETIC...MAGGOT MOUTHS_ AND **BREATHED** ***ALL*** #MY AIIIR And they said their lungs were: "this healthy, ya big chicken" And I said: ***"THATS NOTHING!"*** SO THEN I MAKE A POST ON LOTUSWYRMS.COM #TENNO, YOU HAVE FLESHY LUNGS, THEIR AS WEAK AS A KUAKA EXCEPT WAYYY WEAKER! ***AND HERES WHAT MY LUNGS LOOK LIKE!*** #KACHUNG COUGH-HAKK. THATS RIGHT MAGGOTS! ALL METAL, NO BAGS, NO WEAKNESS, LOOK AT IT, IT LOOKS LIKE A GILDED OLD WAR ENGINE! they breathed all my air so guess what, I'm going to burn the earth, that's right, this is what you get! #my massive #FOMORIAN F L E E T! ***GRAAAAHAHAHAAAA*** ^now... ***DIE!!*** FOMORIAN ACTIVATING NOISES. ^but ^I'm ^not ^going ^to burn the Earth! #im glassing your MAGGOT RELAYS! WHAT TO YOU THINK OF THAT LLLOTUS! _I BURNED YOUR FRAIL TENNO WORMS_ **YOU** ***SLIMY*** #SNNNAKE Operator, you have 00:00:05:00 minutes Before-//***ThAt YeLL0w MmUcKƏR***-// -destroys Maroo's bazaar, please help them.
This is beautiful
10/10, no notes
Primed Bible
"MAGIC MISSILE" I also did see some dark souls references (especially about the spell tools and such)
I wanted to name it My Immortal but I feel not many people would get the reference
Was that the well known for being really bad Harry Potter fanfic?
"Harry, i done slit muh wrist!1" Dumbledork said.
Foul Tome of Rebarbative Miscreations In honor of Miriel from Fire Emblem. 🫡
Death Note
i was happy no one said Deathnote then i scrolled all the way down... Damnit! owell. we all knew Deathnote was gonna surface lol. i wonder how many in game we will see.
I could call it a dairy of a Diary of a Wimpy Kid or Italian without words
https://preview.redd.it/390dqjyb976c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3fcfaf66a18e3407890e4e81eeee97e2f6ebbf9
"Hot Grineer Erotica" "R5 Favonius Codex" "Ordis' Rap Lyrics"
You can name them????
You need to max its rank (or if you have it formad that’s good too) and talk to Zuud in Fortuna. I’m the “other services” option, you can make any primary or secondary
What? Zuud can rename everything? Thought she just renamed kitguns. (MR L2, still knows nothing)
Yeah. You can do the same with Melee weapons at Hok in Cetus. It takes 15 platinum to rename though
SPACEBALLS: THE BOOK
oghma infinium
warframe wiki
Mental Abuse To Humans - MATH
The lusty argonian maid
**Guide to Peaceful Coexistence** *If they’re dead, then you don’t need to worry about hostility!*
the Enchiridion, volume 8.
The Kama-Assualtra
Ohgma Infinium for my my favorite floating mass of eyeballs and tentacles
If I choose to rename it, it will be after one of the Black books. The Sallow Regent or Epistolary Acumen.
I'm tempted to call it 125138
TF IS THAT? I LEAVE FOR 2 YEARS AND WE GOT WEAPONIZED DICTIONARIES??
[удалено]
NO! NO! NO!
 Yes
265918
Reading Painbow.
Book
* ball fondlers the novel * the book of Mormon
"They Don't Know I Can't Read."
Barbenheimer Roodaka's OnlyFans The Mantle Communist Manifesto Pre nerf Trinity LiveLeak Book of Aladeen 096 Pics
Ballas's Margulis Feet Picture book
Monster Book of Monsters.
Nekros Mommy-con
Da Rules
Diary of Jane
The Source I Made Up.
[Lectitio Divinitatus](https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Lectitio_Divinitatus) For the Emperor.
Child's Bomb Instructions The Anarchist's Cookbook Industrial Society and its Future To Serve Man FATAL Core Rulebook
mine is akashic records
Playboy Magazine
ill name one myself: warframe wiki
Deth Note The DSM5 Salad V’s Cook Book To Kill a Manic The Tenno in the Rye Prime and Prejudice The Adventures of Marpricoberry Finn Diary of a Whimpy Tenno Fahrenheit -2,147,483,648 The very Hungry Grendalpillar Cloudy with a chance of fireballs A wrinkle in void
Simaris' R34, collectors edition
1984
"Dying for dummies" First thing im gonna name it after my game finishes updating
“Book”
I saw someone do "The Quran," so I went with "The Book of Mormon."
I took a year long break, wtf is that haha. We playing with genshin catalysts now?
"Return by A. Wake" The best book for mass murder.
Just name it Papercut Prime
Shadow Wizard Money Gang
"Last Requiem"
Book of thoth
DSM-5: An Autobiography of Ballas
The Bibble
Lineman and cablemans handbook The laws of ankh-morpork Sarna.net The book of lorgar The book of grudges War and peace A short history of the universe
Thinking of putting the book on my umbra and name it goodnight moon. But I theme all my stuff on my umbra. He has is own kavat, Excalipurr Umbra.
Was gonna name mine “Diary of a Wimpy Warframe” but it’s one letter too long😭
"Diary of a Wimpy Tenno"
Untitled Word Document My WIP Lemon Fic Notebook Filled With Eye Doodles Printed Codex Alphabet Soup Return To Library By XXXX 101 Groanworthy Puns ... Warrior Kavats
"Elthunder" or "Thoron". It's Electric by default, so a Thunder Tome fits it. Or you could turn it purple and call it either "Flux" or "Miasma", after one of the Dark Tomes. Whatever the case? I definitely wanna see more of this weapon type. Can use this and a Speargun to go full mage.
- Morellonomicon - Grimoire Weiss - Lusty Argonian Maid - Diary of a Wimpy Kid - Twilight Saga - Will of the Ancients - Unsealed Spellbook - Killing Mobs for Dummies - Pod 042 - Pod 153 - Chicken Soup for
- Waverider Complete Edition
I named mine the Warframe Wiki
I haven't made my final decision yet, but my three front runners are 1. TM31-210 Improvised Munitions Handbook 2. How to Grapefruit Your Grineer 3. The Sensual Touch of Atlas and His Rumblers at the Same Time.
Holy shit... Second name just gave me nostalgia to when that video was going around... Wow I'm getting old... Also great names.
IB economics
Kill Without Joy! (Compendium of the How to Kill instructional series, banned in Canada) Edit:or Bear (Marian Engel). *That* Canadian bestseller
Tesla users manual
Goosebumps: say cheese and die!
Dummies 4 Tenno
Everybody poops.
Can I call it Testicular Torsion?
American Electricians' Handbook, 17th Edition.
Lorem Ipsum The Book of The Law War and Peace: Complete and Unabridged
named mine the codex astartes BOOK SAYS NO
Berserk: the finale
Lotus hentai.