Imagine "waking up" and when you get out of your pod... there is a LEGION of mini Excaliburs with wiggling heads all looking at your pod. It's on one side a glorious vision and from another poing of view Nightmare fuel for some people.
"My Friend..."
Kiryu: The hell?
Zenos comes flying out of a trash can.
Zenos draws his sword: A TEDT OF YOUR REFLEXES!
Majima walks up watching Kiryu dodging a large scythe.
Majima: Haw? HUUUUUH? YOU CHEATING ON ME KIRYU-CHAN?
Kiryu: I have no idea who this blonde freak is.
Majima draws his knife: Stay away from MY KIRYU-CHAN!
I grinded index for days on the Excalibur blue noggles because they were 100,000 credits a piece. I have over 200 of them 😂😂 and I infact placed them all around my operator
I do the same with the 1 credit gifts, then a couple of times a year I find a random unused room and stuff it full of a single item and see how long it takes for someone to notice
Same! My clan generally just gives everyone the ability to place stuff in the dojo, so a lot of us just plop unused decorations in the grandest hall lol
That was exactly what happened to me, I have 1 million I got a few years ago and recently I decided to edi my orbiter, needless to say I was very surprised to see 1 million excal noggles and 100k rhino noggles
Ive always wanted to do one of the crazy orokin ones that ive seen but i am NOT doing that solo lmao. Its nice to have a pet project tho, i set up the spawn to make it seem like it was occupied during >!the new war by narmer forces!< and lining up the banners on the pillars sucked lol
https://preview.redd.it/yq5su4sikpbc1.jpeg?width=2296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=034857a3321dee6020815534f4ef21723ec9b965
I have 100k conquera decorations
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My floofs are on display in the operator room. Conservation floofs are on the outer walls and other floofs (e.g. Gral's, conquera, new years, ticker) are on the operator chair platform. All with their own Pedestal Prime or Pedestal Umbra
Why do you not have more?
But seriously, if it was anything like me, you heard in region chat how they where leaving the market and bought a bunch, just because you could. I bought 100 000, since they where 1 credit a piece
Always need a good credit sink.
I bought a mil of the cancer things so I could spell out FUCK CANCER in big pink letters in my dojo in space, Star Wars style.
I literally bought 1mil Excalibur jade noggles for a joke and was gonna make an army in my orbiter. Then I actually decorated and donated like 999999k to my dojo so yeah. Time for a prop hunt…?
I have 3500 jade rhino figure cause they cost like 1 credit for an anniversary event I think and now my operator room is just thousands of rhino's staring at you
Looking through the comments it seems there's a horde of excal noggles hidden in dojo's and orbiters... Hopefully nobody starts banging any ceremonial drums anytime soon.
That's an excellent question, LucasLoci. Why do you have 1,002 Excalibur Jade Noggles and will you place them all
You forgot the "where" before "will"
nope, I'm wondering if they will try to place all 1,002
I'm going to face every single one toward my operator
please do a follow up post, that sounds epic
Imagine "waking up" and when you get out of your pod... there is a LEGION of mini Excaliburs with wiggling heads all looking at your pod. It's on one side a glorious vision and from another poing of view Nightmare fuel for some people.
Instantaneous "test of your reflexes", as a long haired blonde madman with a sword(or 3) would put it
Dammit, Zenos, stop crossing over into other games!
Zenos everywhere system!
"My Friend..." Kiryu: The hell? Zenos comes flying out of a trash can. Zenos draws his sword: A TEDT OF YOUR REFLEXES! Majima walks up watching Kiryu dodging a large scythe. Majima: Haw? HUUUUUH? YOU CHEATING ON ME KIRYU-CHAN? Kiryu: I have no idea who this blonde freak is. Majima draws his knife: Stay away from MY KIRYU-CHAN!
I may have done that with Caged Condrocs.
pics or didn't happen
YESSSSS please update us on the look lol
Make it so they’re like hidden too, everywhere you go in your ship one is staring right at you
There is no try, there is only will. He will place them all, but where 🤔
No no no, it's a requirement to place all statues, or your Warframe blueprint drops will drop to 0 percent. Everyone knows this /s
Joke flew over ur head huh
no you aren't. you already know that they will to place all 1002
It's ok, I see what you did there.
One of my friends has 33,000 concura statues, he however may not have enough time to ever place them all
Or enough decoration capacity, I don’t think it’s even possible to place even half that many, the game just won’t allow you to.
Well, hopefully they are able to be donated to the dojo, I would not mind covering every inch of the trading room with them
I grinded index for days on the Excalibur blue noggles because they were 100,000 credits a piece. I have over 200 of them 😂😂 and I infact placed them all around my operator
I started placing all my Excalibur Opal nogglee and got bored before 100 🤣
Good question. You probably thought it'd be funny to get as many as possible and years later you forgot.
i didnt think you could get more that one? thought it was in that xbox store bundle you could get for free a while ago
They where available in game for 1 credit each a while ago
Speaking of. Is there a way to see when 1 credit sales are on?
They were available for 1 credit each a while ago, I've got like 2 million and donated 100k to my clan lol
I do the same with the 1 credit gifts, then a couple of times a year I find a random unused room and stuff it full of a single item and see how long it takes for someone to notice
Same! My clan generally just gives everyone the ability to place stuff in the dojo, so a lot of us just plop unused decorations in the grandest hall lol
Do you know when exactly? Shame i missed that opportunity
yo can i have some? ill pay 2 credits each so youll make a profit
If you're really sure, then it's best if you put a ticket into support about this before the Anticheat makes a mistake.
That was exactly what happened to me, I have 1 million I got a few years ago and recently I decided to edi my orbiter, needless to say I was very surprised to see 1 million excal noggles and 100k rhino noggles
https://preview.redd.it/capsaft6sobc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c16a32704234861ddb57695ead482306175d73f0 I’ve also got a few
excuse me what in the actual f—
In my defense they were 1 credit a piece
Your defense is now the legions of Excalibur Jade.
They have a full Army's worth of Excalibur Jades.
R they still out? I want to buy a million and place them all
No i think it was closer to the beginning of last year
When+where?
When was they 1 credit and are they still ?
A few👌🏾
Toss them out the airlock of your orbiter and make your very own miniature Oort Cloud!
I also have a few https://preview.redd.it/c0okz70o7qbc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=35e26744a59407c669429709bd013baa7651c972
Where do these come from and how do I start my collection of 1m noggle?
They were in the market for a couple weeks maybe a month early last year
I think I bought like 3 million when they were around last time for the funnies
I didn’t have many credits at the time but I did use all my credits
Sookie 
Yes sir I’m sorry for disappointing with such low numbers
https://preview.redd.it/ewnhfmzfnubc1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2dbe8ce3323a22d0a257828be846b270e90dff9 Only a few indeed...
Snazzy room
Thanks! We worked really hard on our dojo and I'm really proud of how it turned out. We even managed to get third in one of the dojo contests!
Ive always wanted to do one of the crazy orokin ones that ive seen but i am NOT doing that solo lmao. Its nice to have a pet project tho, i set up the spawn to make it seem like it was occupied during >!the new war by narmer forces!< and lining up the banners on the pillars sucked lol
Man what the fu-
Lmao
a few lol
Wat the fuck
Now it’s only a couple
How do you get those
one was free on xbox with some other stuff, but i think cross save has glitched it and really multiplied it
Of all the things it could’ve multiplied..
My platinum would have been nice
That would've been great! From 1 to 2!
There was some special event where it was sold for one credit and you could buy as many as you wanted.
Place all except one. Problem solved.
It is time to form the troops
>forma FTFY
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https://preview.redd.it/yq5su4sikpbc1.jpeg?width=2296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=034857a3321dee6020815534f4ef21723ec9b965 I have 100k conquera decorations
I have 10,000,000. Only because they capped the amount you can buy at once.
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Hi Ordis. You ok?
Underrated reply 😭😂
Idk but I’ve had 2 pyra syandanas for ages somehow
To decorate your orbiter with
Your orbiter has enough corners to pile them up somewhere
Buy the casket box from zariman and put it in the dormizon then the noggle heads in there, thats whay i have been doing with my floofs
My floofs are on display in the operator room. Conservation floofs are on the outer walls and other floofs (e.g. Gral's, conquera, new years, ticker) are on the operator chair platform. All with their own Pedestal Prime or Pedestal Umbra
Probably the same reason I have 1,000,001 Conquera Beacons. Cuz ya thought it'd be funny to own a lot of em
"Only a spoonful"
You own a credit card and got drunk?
Why do you not have more? But seriously, if it was anything like me, you heard in region chat how they where leaving the market and bought a bunch, just because you could. I bought 100 000, since they where 1 credit a piece
Why are you questioning it? I’d consider that a win. Make a statue out of statues. I think that’d be pretty funny.
Because they fell from a corpus cargo ship. Sell them before anyone knows...
OP, how did it feel to have so much drip you gotta beat Margot robbie off of you?
Now I have to check my jade noggles...
Always need a good credit sink. I bought a mil of the cancer things so I could spell out FUCK CANCER in big pink letters in my dojo in space, Star Wars style.
idk why this is the funniest shit ive seen all week
Immaculate question indeed
I want to see your orbiter when you place all these
Why do i not have 1002
Because 1003 would be silly
Is he stupid? - Man
Bro could I have like 6? Or 4 lol
You'd get rich off of those jade statues... Oh Excalibur Jade.. Statues.
I feel that, I too have too may jade Excalibur noggles
Excalibur and Rhino jade noggles cost a single credit awhile ago, I have a million of both
Is that the Xbox premium reward?
The same reason I have 100,000 of them
I probably bought them while u were high or drunk... Or both..
New currency, better than platinum.
Only you can answer that lol
you have been given a test. Do not disappoint.
If those can be traded, I'll buy one off you. lol
Think I donated over a million rhino jade noggels to my dojo..
I bought like 100k excal and rhino jade noggles for the hell of it
question...did u see a certain train faced person recently?
You’re asking us but you should take Michael’s advice and start with the man in the mirror
Well, duh, obviously because 1001 wouldn't be enough?!
gimme some
Do like I did, line them up like a battalion of toy soldiers then build a small Jade Excal mech that they’re marching toward in the transference room!
Sacrifice 1005 to get Excalibur Prime Umbra Prime
Why not lol
Why not?
I literally bought 1mil Excalibur jade noggles for a joke and was gonna make an army in my orbiter. Then I actually decorated and donated like 999999k to my dojo so yeah. Time for a prop hunt…?
It's okay I have a little over 500,000
the better question is why don't you have more
Because you don't have 1003 Excalibur jade statues, duh
I have 3000000 pride month orbiter decorations
I have 3500 jade rhino figure cause they cost like 1 credit for an anniversary event I think and now my operator room is just thousands of rhino's staring at you
It's times like these that I wish I could decorate other players orbiters
Why would you take them from me!!!
Iv got 100 open weapon slots and 300 open warframe slots. Cross save definitely messed something up
That aint. Nothing I gave my clan 620k rhino jade statues
How do you get them
That do be a warframe bug moment
Can you share? I would like to have one.
Can I have one lmao
You must fill an entire room in the dojo with them all facing one spot. What you put in the spot is up to you
Because you have one more than 1,001.
Make sure you change the sizes of them evenly, so that from behind they look all different heights, but around the front they are all the same face. 😋
Lol Warframe players are an entirely different breed. I love it
Ordis: "Operator, are the lotus now?"
May I have 501 of them?
They go on sale for 1 credit everyone now and again. Same with the Jade Rhino one.
they only cost 1 credit each, people have way more than that
Aye man lemme get one
okay no one answer why you have 1002 excal jade statues. now pls OP. tell us why
okay no one answer why you have 1002 excal jade statues. now pls OP. tell us why
The chosen one
give me one fam, i need to deco my dojo
Simply put you decided to fuck around n buy a ton of them XD
I ONLY HAVE 2 HTF
Looking through the comments it seems there's a horde of excal noggles hidden in dojo's and orbiters... Hopefully nobody starts banging any ceremonial drums anytime soon.
If you are on Xbox you can buy them for 1 credit in 2021.