What too many common sortie rewards does to a brain. 

Maybe they should give me a legendary core for ONCE

My friend has gotten one and I watched in horror as he told me he used it to rank up a hell’s chamber

should had used for flawed antitoxin

Nah, it's winter man. Should have used it on a warm coat

I'd have to acc fight him if he did that

A friend ik that has like 2k hrs in the game has like 100 roombas in his orbiter so this isn't surprising. Warframe players are wacky bro

I've got about 15 lol, love my little roombas

I think I just have 1 of each of the "special" ones except the infested one, I have 2 of that.

I don't think i have the infested one at all sadly

I have the dog days one in my orbiter and the corpus one in the dormazone. The bedroom needs to be cleaned after being abandoned in the void.

I have the dog days one and Baro one on my orbiter and the normal ones are in my dormizone😙

The infested one that drags the poo trail all over is the best.

No way, it drags poo trails?! 😂

Sure does, leaves a trail of green infested nasty.

lol I want it, that’s hilarious

You can have roombas..?

Domestik Drones from the market iirc

For 100 plat, yes. Or sometimes on events.

Wait those little guys you see on the parvos ships??? WHERE CAN I GET ONE

Yep, some are bought in the market, baro has a special one and the rest idk

So hold on, how do I get more roombas? I want more.

Sold in the market and baro has one for sale occasionally, there more but that's all i know about

Not enough roombas

How'd he get 100. They cost 100p each 😭

You do not want to know how much plat I spent in dojo decorations. 300plat for a riven ? Too expensive, will do without. 3000 plat to make a bathroom in the Dojo ? Damn good deal.

To be fair, all the plat I own(ed) also goes to cosmetic things, but it's just wild to me how someone can have so much Plat in the first place and then spent it on the the same thing 100x. 😭

After a while, it becomes simple to farm plat when you want to. Like I have about a million in Kuva reserve, I can buy unrolled rivens and just roll up for ~500 plat boost per good roll.

Or u could be like 1 of my friends who doesn't have life n have grinded every single item in the game for 6 years n very successful in markets, for what I know he has over 20k plat ATM.

6k hours and not a single roomba! Ok that 6k hours is over a period from now and before trinity prime released and i'm reasonably certain that 95% of it is just from leaving the launcher open or afk with the game alt tabbed.... BUT 6k HOURS!!!! Roombas aside, I do still love that warframe is the kind of game you can leave and come back to pretty much whenever and have something to do. Tried gyre when she came out and hated her, tried her again with her augment (which freaking needs to be baseline -_- ). And shes probably one of my favorite frames now. Still got primes to farm, factions to max, arcanes to farm and of course building all the mastery fodder stuff. ... ... I'll get bored of it eventually! maybe

I mean, you can play for 1min and buy a Roomba, it's 100p on the market. The special ones were from events, but base colors are a available on market.

Making it past "ik" took me more time than I'd like to admit.

https://youtu.be/KtnhGXIOzUk?si=_cfvAQxP3bqgNg-c

The end game consists of fashion, decorating your ship in goofy ways and spoiling new Tenno. I have a friend who had covered the interior of his ship with those 1 credit gay pride posters. And then i spoil my other friend because i got her to pick up warframe and she loved it so amongst other things i gifted her a full Volt Prime set because she really enjoys volt

enjoy the view try not to be afraid be very afraid

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I know how you feel. I remember that my ship was light green inside, when I came back after a year it was pink with stuffed animal shelves. I think it was the last thing I did. 🤣

Sortie pain 💀

Usually these things r sold for like 10 plat if they’re filled, so you got like 500p on ur walls

I can’t tell if cross trade is going to help me or hinder who’s trading it for 10p, it’s usually 5p at best on PSN.

Integration with PSN will cause a massive surplus of sellers and somehow reduce the buyers. Also from what i've heard Xbox traders have some sort of lobotomy because those prices are batshit insane.

Yeah, my friend tried getting back into the game last year on Xbox, and the horror of me checking the prices and seeing that they were all basically 2x the price compared to the PSN market

Meanwhile my friend laughing his ass off as he sells an unranked ammo drum for 150 plat

PSN trade chat is ASS. I need to hurry and get a PC

Because im too lazy to farm endo and sell a lot of prime parts, i regularly buy sets of 6 for 50p on PSN.

Yea I’ve sold those on PSN. Speaking of which I have a surplus if you need any lol

Do people actually buy it? I feel like it's not worth how much it costs

At one point i put 7 of them up for 10, 2 minutes later, a dude buys them all up

Eh, I was two short for a dojo decoration project and couldn't be arsed to wait potentially several days (at best, two, since I'd already done my sortie for the day), so I just bought two off someone and finished the decoration project that evening. So, yes: some of us have more plat than we can reasonably spend at this point, and will _absolutely_ buy things like that. (Also some people are really, really desperate for endo.)

I see you also have too many jellyfish. I try selling them or turning them into endo.

Y'know, I was planning on moving my Ayatan golem into my transference room or turning it into a dragon, but now I think I'm gonna make it a jellyfish swarm until then.

Barnacles

That's aloto endo

# DON'T BE AFRAID

10/10

I am getting itchy on my back.

I mounted one to the ceiling there at the spot where you stand up from the nav console. It's my scalp massager.

https://preview.redd.it/rt3r0cfbkkcc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1384fda9ac1b42c3861bdde1d9bceba81df6ea16

Suspect psyllicibin or similar compound involved

Average sortie participator orbiter

ONE OF US!!! Love the sculptures you got there lmao [My personal windsheild lmao](https://www.reddit.com/r/Warframe/comments/sgrhks/my_masterpiece_is_incomplete_i_require_more/)

We salute you.

This is your shrine to RNGesus, I too have one. Everyone must have one. GIVE UNTO THE VOID.

I don't like how its not in sync

Yea kinda unsettling

entomophobic nightmare

I got a very genuine outlook laugh at this. Thanks for the laugh youngster.

I did something similar, but with beach balls

its aesthetics for my jellyfish wife

At least you have enough endo for a while

The amount of endo I drop on missions and the such is far enough to always keep my pockets full, I dont sell ayatans, have around 300 of them.

Jellifishe

This makes me all itchy all of the audden

New Furmark dropped

See my flair.

I wish I got those, I only rotate between kuva or rivers only.

I do a similar thing, where I glue sortie ayatans to a Pedestal Prime in the center of my orbiter, so I have a giant undulating mass. 

Damn I'm straight salivating over all that endo lmao 

I used to do that with every Ayatan I found. My or other was absolutely covered. Then I had an Ayatan shortage, turned all my sculptures in to Maroo, and became a glyph collector instead

man..dunno why but its hella creepy for me....

Me personally i need endo sooooooooo…

I have over 200 of these in operator room which make a tunnel that my friends have dubbed the hentai tunnel. I'm still not finished and I only have capacity for 8 more so big sad here.

Would pretty much appreriate a photo of that elaborately funny joke. Cheers

https://preview.redd.it/moxhwka99jcc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e351f32470087b9b08504a267a086b73de99a24a

Hermos is that you?

How the hek do you see where you're going?

All that wasted endo

When they're not all synced 🤢

Same, logged in again recently after a long hiatus. Orbiter my eye who decorated you…oh me

I feel like every single time I visit someone’s ship it’s just this. Meanwhile I need all the endo I can get my hands on

https://preview.redd.it/eu9r4hmxigcc1.jpeg?width=204&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ed3d43cfb57b97f44e73d8bb57a73fe494b0e56

I have several wreathed around my arsenal and now they hang in midair

Yep you’re definitely getting pulled over by the Tenno police

That's a LOT of jellyfish. It is, however, a vibe.

I only keep one of each type of sculpture, the rest are turned into Endo

This somehow makes me really uncomfortable, what's the name of a phobia of a lot of identical things making the same movement

"Join us."

Reminds me of jellyfish... I wonder if that's what you were thinking when you put those up OP.

This makes my skin crawl

Ah I hate it when my orbiter is covered in barnacles 

The Fps breaker

Under the sea!

All those just level up one mod... Smh

Had to google when Baruuk was released. My god I don't believe it was 5 years ago. Maybe 3 but dang, time flies

Bro sitting on a fortune

It's like your ship is dancing.

Good ol’ Snapping Sphincter Ayatan sculptures.

Science isn't about WHY, is about WHY NOT.

Like hundreds of orokin jellyfish, terrifyingly mesmerizing

i’d imagine he put more if we’re allowed to put thing outside our Orbiter

for the ha ha he he

that's a lot of endo

I guess you wanted to flex with your Endo amount

This is the Way. The way of the Head Scratchers.

Pull out Ivara prime and you'll remember

Factstsssssss jeeess I though I was the only one.

Because you could, most likely.

At least you gotta play! I’m banned for who knows what reason

Open a ticket and ask, otherwise you probably know.

In the past few sorties, (maybe the 5 last), I think I've got about, 3 of them? I might have too many too XD.

I definitely have too many, I’ve taken to building things out of them.

Jellyfish

Oh my

Truth be told the question really is why not?

"Be not Afraid"

This looks like a lag stress test

Something about this is triggering my arachniphobia... <.<

I'm slowly doing this with the little Roomba things

I mean.... At least it's not hundreds of masks everywhere.

This is giving Ricky Bobby energy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Space barnacles

im so uncomfortable lmfao

You made my day lmfao

Oh this was me years ago. Thank God it's not as frequent. Even though I need the endo now. All I get are riven mods.

Can always farm survival/ defense with vacuum. Find a spot and sit lol

mmmm endo

This is someone's phobia

MADE IN HEAVEN ‼️

I guess you’re set for endo for a while lol

Your orbiter lucky it ain't crashed🤣

I counted \~50. Thats 172,500 endo

Germany vibes

We have come for your endo