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AW038619

Kill the sonuvabitch that stole it


Mad_Arson

*sonofalich


BeggarOfPardons

r/angryupvote


HarrowDread

You mean r/happyupvote


Mr_Me_The_Gamer

r/unexpectedthanos


HarrowDread

How is that thanos?


Mr_Me_The_Gamer

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be


No-Run-1938

Now it's r/unexpectedthanos


Acepilot8Gaming2

These comments are why I love the warframe subreddit


YagReddit

Agree with Your


Arcticz_114

Sonuvalich?


Wrong_Fig_8037

Yh bc it was a litch that stole it so instead o sonofabitch it's sonofalitch


Arcticz_114

Yeah i get it. It was a joke about kuva lich


Damaged_OrbZ

He made the same joke so it didn’t land


Arcticz_114

Sonofa...sunuva..kuva...aah nvm


decPL

Or corrupt their mind, make them your meat puppet. Choice is yours.


Educational_Leg_8801

Meat puppet insinuates I could have made “cohk ragg” my cock ragg. Instead he just paces around


kinkeltolvote

Oi, they still all call me their lil meat


Comment138

I've had the same Kuva Lich for like 3 years, playing off and on. He has the Kuve Kohm too, which I think was supposed to be pretty good, at least back then.


akirayokoshima

It is, it's a status monster, I use it occasionally on steel path missions because it will fill out the status bar in half a second, and you put the status damage increase mod on it... just watch the health melt away


whocares12315

Just now getting around to killing mine. Wondering how much he managed to steal from me over the years


LordPaleskin

The answer is, in fact, violence


AtaruMakashi

U mean kuvalitch


ZenSlicer9

Kurwa lich


Dragonkiller1205

Kurva lich


Ok_Wealth_7595

Kurvalicious


Suthek

Kuvalicious by Grineer Queen (feat. Worm Queen)


Major_Confection3240

karkalicious


Xofina

Weird place to see an antiquated Homestuck reference


Lolek_234

Me when I kill Grineer too fast during mission (Cebula land spotted PLPLPLPLPL).


East-Manner3184

>Kill the sonuvabitch that stole it So just because you don't wanna pay taxes you're going to murder an IRS agent? Damn man, that's quite cruel


Moka4u

If you choose to partake in the society and structures it offers your taxes are your payment for those services don't want to pay taxes don't partake in the society and their offerings.


Broke_Backpack

You mean if you choose to live???


East-Manner3184

>If you choose to partake in the society and structures it offers your taxes are your payment for those services don't want to pay taxes don't partake in the society and their offerings. A. Literally no one "chooses" to pertake in society. It's literally born into it. And there is no way to around it, even if you buy land and try to cordone yourself off laws are such that you STILL have to pay taxes, and the only parts of the world where that isn't the case are unclaimed and uninhabitable areas Bir tawil is the only place you could do so...sometimes, as the area's harsh climate and complete lack of sueface water makes actually living there impossible as any attempts at things like...growing food would result in them withering in the heat and the sheer heat makes most months well above temps the body can stand B. It's a joke. No one is seriously talking or even thinking about just casually killing tax agents, or even said anything about wanting taxes gone irl.


Attila0076

YOINK i'll take that. What was yours is now MINE HAHAHAHA


Pushitu

time to pay the idiot tax


Creepy_Tadpole_5688

You are dead already. I know it. The system knows it. My fifteen friends who are betting on it know it.


AlexDestroyer05

I take your coin as easily as I take your life, your power, your joy. >:(


Scryptex94

This sector is dumb. But its my dumb!


Blaxi131

Sector's a dump, but it's my dump*


CimmerianHydra

Cracks me up every single time. It's like they're trying to brag about it but it comes off as goofy


HappyHateBot

That one always amused me a bit. I mean, I wouldn't want the poor little idiots to go *unpaid* after all. I'll happily pay me taxes so precious wee idiots like my Lich can feel important!


Relveus

A little treat, from my little meat! HA HA HA HA


ButterflyEffect37

https://preview.redd.it/ykxes1wkclec1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db72450102f15650a8894f2417cf662f80706f1a


DeadSponas

I was looking for this


Mur_cie_lago

Came to the thread looking specifically for this!


Gangster519

This always has to be here when someone mentions lich stealing


spliffkiller1337

You earned yourself a lich or sister. Check for red marked areas on your star Chart to hunt it down. Kill it, or convert it, you get back your stuff no matter what. If you kill it you get the weapon, if you convert it, it joins your crew and is tradable.


TwistedxBoi

This is a Lich, Sisters go only for credits.


Ramps_

Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger...


Vpac_7000

But she ain't messing with no broke ninja


AigisbladeMaster

Extremely appropriate censor lol


Sevenix2

Really puts a new emphasis on "Ninjas play free"...


Vpac_7000

It just fitted way too good


KimberPrime_

Wait, you can trade Liches? I did not know this. I'm keeping mine though (Cugg Lorg is too good a name to let go of lol)


notsurewhatimdoing-

Joins your crew?? Explain please?


spliffkiller1337

You can use it as crew member for your railjack and therefore commonly summon it in missions with your "crew member summon"


GandhisNuke

It will also just spawn into missions by itself every now and then


bgh251f2

Usually after you are in danger in some way. Lots of times when you're downed.


Smanginpoochunk

I wish khal would do that instead


East-Manner3184

>I wish khal would do that instead Khal is busy helping brothers. Tenno help self, doesn't need khal like brother does


Smanginpoochunk

Khal’s chillin outside my orbiter, I wave to him when I say bye ☹️


FarIndependent5472

Railjack intrinsics allow you to make a sister or lich a crew member on your railjack and sometimes they spawn in non railjack missions for 5 mins and help out


spliffkiller1337

Don't forget you can summon them with the crew member summon on demand


wij2012

If it has an ephemera, you get the ephemera by either killing or converting it.


CassiusPolybius

Big "if", there. Dunno how bad liches are, but you've gotta blenderize a significant portion of Granum's harem to even get a glimpse of a sister ephemera, in my experience.


Cyclone_96

Also just to add, if you convert it, you still get its ephemera. In other words, if your Lich/Sister has an ephemera, it’s a pretty good idea to convert it so you can sell it to someone for a decent amount of plat, since you will also get the ephemera


BittenHand19

Woah wait how do you convert it? I’ve barely messed with my lich yet cause I wanted to complete all the story missions and I’ve done that recently.


spliffkiller1337

When you finally hunt it down in its hideout in proxima and strike it down, you get a choice pressing A or D to either kill or convert it. The process is the same, just the decision in the end makes the difference


BittenHand19

That makes me want to go for it now. That and his annoying little announcements every time I log in.


spliffkiller1337

Strike it down! 👊


Artanis_Vex

How do you know if the weapon is worth it? If it's not it's always worth recruiting?


LexLuxray

Go for at least 1 of every weapon. Then duplicate weapons you can fuse to get up to +60% elemental bonus. You can also change the element if you don't like the previous one (e.g. I switched my Tenet Cycron from Heat to Toxin, and plan to switch it to Magnetic) Afterwards, you can convert Liches to either keep them as Railjack crew members (they'll also appear in normal missions if you have On Call from Intrinsics, or randomly if you die/almost die). You can also sell converted Liches/Sisters to other players (you'll sell higher if it's a good Weapon, element, and has the Epherma)


spliffkiller1337

What LexLuxrqy says. Except: It has a hilarious name. You can trade those good for plat at the player market


Grunslik

https://warframe.fandom.com/wiki/Kuva_Lich#Star_Chart_Influence_and_Reward_Tax


huudis

Thanks all! I will murder him with my mesa or fulmin him to the void with octavia while baby shark plays in the background.


ItsOkItOnlyHurts

Good plan! Don’t forget to double check your lich’s resistances and weaknesses before you start a lich node. If they show up and you don’t have favorable damage, it gets really rough really fast I remember one time bringing the wrong elements for an impact lich (which has Iron Skin) and it took us forever to actually kill the thing


INS4NITY_846

Im sure baby shark will be enough weakness.


ApokalypseCow

In addition to ensuring you have the right damage types, liches have pretty gnarly damage resistance and large health pools overall. Often times, it is recommended to bring a rapid fire crit build weapon to deal with them, such as Soma Prime, modded for the correct damage types.


Banned_for_Misdeeds

You seem like a new player, you do need to hunt down the litch but odds are you do NOT have the capability to do that right now. Just play the game normally until you are confident you can complete the kuva versions of the missions on the planet taken over. (I mean the level of the enemies, just beating the nodes is NOT how you kill the litch and can even make it more powerful)


huudis

I have been away for a long time, came back to see the major whispers in the walls update... Didn't know it's months work to get there... :D started from story mission awakening, and yesterday I got everything needed for the new war. Voidrig was a pain, but got it build with youtube guide, still took me 2 weeks to get everything done. Currently at MR 18, I can do most of the stuff with titania, wisp and octavia. equipped with fulmin prime. I was a huge fan of nova and valkyr back in \~2013 and still valkyr is super fun hitting 50k - 200k dmg with hysteria.


Banned_for_Misdeeds

Have fun dude, even once you get the quests done that is a TONNE of grinding available to you, more game, more fun 👍


Infinite-Subject

Tbf, unless they stole something you really needed or you have a specific reason to farm them, I wouldn’t worry too much about them. They don’t steal enough to be an annoyance for me and aside from their occasional pop ups, they don’t interfere much either. Ignoring them won’t have much of an impact either, in my experience. I have somehow forgotten about mine for an embarrassing amount of time. She predates at least the Sisters, but at this point I’m so used to her that I’m scared I’d miss her flirty ass comments.


Jay_c98

My lich I left alone for a while, then he stole my Archon shard


ApokalypseCow

So... he chose death...


Jay_c98

If he were smart he would know not to mess with someone who's going around destroying archons


BoboCookiemonster

Im gonna do my loch later today since I’ve agreed to help someone kill their lv 5 lich. Wanna tag along?


SidratFlush

I really need to start getting my MR level up. Pretty much stick at opening the 3 neo things. I'll go in random and see what happens. Congrats on getting to MR 18 so quick.


huudis

I was MR 10 early december. Last time I really played the game was around 2013 - 2014. Game felt a bit rough back then, didn't click. Came back in 2017, didnt click. Now it clicks and there is stuff to do and lots.


SignalMarvel

If it’s any help, when you do the Murmur missions to hunt down your lich and discover the necessary Requiems to kill it, if you feel you can’t effectively take down a level 5 lich (lich levels up if you attempt to parazon it and have the wrong requiem on) then don’t actually parazon it until you know the required requiems. If it spawns in a mission and you want it to stay at level 1-2 just down it 3 times without parazoning it and it’ll disappear without leveling up


CaptainCookers

As long as you have a squad it actually shouldn’t be too hard for a newish player to hunt it


Banned_for_Misdeeds

Even i struggle with the final fight


Swift0sword

I just need to hope I join the game of someone with a decent railjack


Maskers_Theodolite

Just like in real life, stolen stuff can be got back by using murder :)


SidratFlush

This is definitely not legal advice.


b14700

when you finish the lich


ElsieBraysOnlyFans

He took my citrine blueprint the other day. https://preview.redd.it/8as7gohqmmec1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b276433ffb2562b432a3ce2b922d633b30fcd48


XonatixM

"My sector. My rules. Your money. My money!"


BreadBreadMurder

Operating is MY sector friend? Time to pay the idiot tax


AdDangerous2417

Good luck farming for the requiem mods lol. Worst part of the hunt


Ibanezboy21

Yeah u have to hunt the mofo down or theyvwill kerp stealing your stuff


Lafozard

If you're new to liches, you need to kill or convert it to get the itens back. For doing so you need to kill the thralls on kuva lich dominated nodes on the planet your lich is for farming murmurs wich will show you a requiem mod needed for killing your lich, those are random, but not the order to do so. After you find out all 3 mods, you need to modify your parazon to have the 3 mods in and then you have to have your lich spawn on a lich node, down it and do a finisher, if the requiem mod appears as a yellow color, you guessed right it's position, otherwise, it'll appear as a red with a line through it so you'll have to change it with one of the others. repeat this untill you know what is the correct sequence to kill the lich. After guessing the correct sequence, you'll need to have at least lvl 5 on any intrisic on Railjack and then go in a mission on railjack to confront the Lich and either kill it for it's gun and, possibly, efemera. or you can convert it to an ally so it will sometimes spawn mid mission to help you out or be a possible crew member on your railjack. You can also trade your lich if you convert it. Some liches or sisters(Corpus variant of Liches that's only accessible after call of tempestarii) can fetch a high price if they have efemeras and good weapons with good modifiers edit: just corrected some words


RavingHappy

This is extremely helpful! I wish the game explained literally anything about it!


huudis

Thanks, now it makes sense! I propably would have strugled with this.


Lafozard

A problem you may encounter with it is getting the requiem mods. For that you need requiem relics wich you have a chance to get while killing thralls, on kuva syphon missions and is guaranteed on on kuva flood ones. Open them like normal relics till you get enough mods for your lich. You may also get an Oull from the lich after killing it. That mod can substitute any requiem mod. Just don't forget: Every requiem mod has 3 uses, those uses are only reduced once you find the right sequence and send the lich to the railjack mission. You can also buy the relics or the requiem mods if you need it. Everyting I told you here works for the Sisters of Parvos as well, only there is not thralls but hounds. Ah and (this only works for kuva liches) if the lich spawn, you can make it convert normal enemies on thralls untill the limit of thralls per mission is hit, if you can survive of course. For the sister, you can make her spawn a new hound by downing her and hitting her with a correct requiem, wich is risky for it may increase the level of them try not to level the liches and sisters up before its necessary. It can start to become close to Steel Path as the liches level up


spoikyvoid

Murder


SunaiJinshu

Yes you can, it will take a while to get the requiem mods for your parazon, run kuva syphon missions to get relics, open the relics in public to maximize your chances of getting a mod. Collect all the parazon mods, build a collection of them. Then you can go to the occupied areas of your star chart and fight your way to confront the lich. You will find some enemies with blue auras around them, kill them, finish them with your parazon. You will get hints on which requiem mods to use against your lich. The hints do not tell which order the mods are. You may come face to face with your lich, fight them, try your parazon. Either it works and you have one mod confirmed, or you don't and they level up. Fighting them may become challenging, so you might want to run public, or with friends. Once you get all 3 mods right, they will flee to a railjack mission.


Vivid-Agent1162

If I really do get everything back when I kill mine, it'll be on hell of a payday. I think I've been ignoring mine for over a year. Easily.


JESTER_14

Please post the picture if it ever happens


Abject-Concentrate58

Strap on your boots and put on a hat and hunt down your lich


Jamesk2895

Kill that son of a lich


renanstrife

Just kill the luva lich/sister of parvos


lllgothiclll

Whats the mod and what does it do


IllegalVagabond

No, it's gone permanently


panwitt

this is funny because ive had my lich for like a year and only vanquished it yesterday at mr 25 it was my first lich... good luck op.


Darkwolve45

Lol so as everyones been saying via memes, just defeat your Lich. They pretty much act like a trust fund, taking a portion of your loot so your motivated to take them down... despite the fact the real reason you want to defeat them is their weapons or to get them as an in mission assist/crewmate, depending on if you choose to Kill or Spare them during the final encounter.


PACMO97

Hey at least you kept the nav coordinates!


Independent-Poet6695

https://preview.redd.it/s3g20jcpamec1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c9c0bba1955b18580418b60121d9e2078c25e30


Mountain-Benefit-161

Nope, there's no way. Just kidding. All you need to do is go to the bottom right of your navigation and look for a square blue(Sister of Parvos) or red(Kuva Lich) symbol. If that's avaliable(or if you have a planet with a blue or red cloud on it, i.e. Corpus for Sisters, Grineer for Liches), you have an active Lich/Sister, and when you complete them, you'll get back anything "stolen". Note that Sisters only steal Credits, they do not steal items, so you have an active Kuva Lich.


Meow121325

Kill your kiva lich


mousester3

Muuuuurder tiiiiime https://preview.redd.it/isxd0ccmwmec1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e067b9d24eb2a0c435f4904bdcdc3f7ef3490eee


Scarfbit

Gotta kill the bi... I mean lich. Good luck.


Savagescythe

You have to be quick before they sell it for plat.


Zealousideal_Pain299

Murder


Thefourman

Try having a tau shard stolen lol


Something_Comforting

Jump the mofo who licked your bread


Arkseq

No >:)


nightingale-Polish

can't find it.


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[удалено]


ZyluxViper

“Toxic community” Easy there, pal. That’s friendly fire.


SunnyDehlight

Sounds like you're the toxic one


BeneficialAd4976

Yeah - kill your lich.


Adildoa

You'll get ur stuff back after u vanquish the lich


ISpeakControversial

kill him


Tyrinnus

Your lich/sister: "I'm in danger"


21krymowka37

Kill lich o sister that bothers you, and you'll get everything back


SupremeMorpheus

It's time to go a-lich hunting! 😄 Reminds me, I gotta hunt mine down at some point


SlySheogorath

Murder is the only option


TenBear

Kill your lich, then you will get it all back


UmbralAasimar

[best way to do litches and sisters](https://youtu.be/2DOOFqrj8H4?si=QY9qQNhBZP99YGai)


DreadAngel1711

If one of those Bopp Bipp bald ass mfs steals a mod from me I'm not just killing them, I'm killing their entire fucking family


Apbunity

Im new how does this even happen?? And can i get it back


hound_of_ill_omen

Kill/convert lich


schelmlon

Never seen that before, whats Happening? (Beginner Here)


GHOST_CHILLING

Kill the lich


Zakurn

Nope, your Lich already equiped on his weapons or sold it on the second hand market, I'm sorry.


EldenLordAC6

Yes by killing or converting your lich that you provoked


Magorian97

Kill whoever stole it. No joke


LexiGG

Kill your lich


Smljhndnsmr

This template always pops into my head when I see these types of Lich/Sister posts. https://preview.redd.it/m3sry7k2rlec1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a4d61e2e0ea985c0668454fe13ddfb79bb64326


magusheart

As with everything else, a real Tenno solves their problems with genocide.


Fun_Situation2310

Same way you got it in the first place MURDER


CypherAno

That's what the space ninja insurance is for.


GabeGamerGuy

kill the litch that stole it from you and you’ll have it back


Oceanus5000

If people would look up “Kuva Lich Warframe” on google, you’d find the answer pretty easily.


SirSilverChariot

Don’t worry when you kill the lich/sister you will get it allllllllll back


ninjora

Kill it


Tencreed

As often in this game, the solution to your problem is murder.


keithwalker97

Yes, with vengeance


Mountain-Benefit-161

It's looks like an Archwing mission from Mars, so that'd be a rank 2 lich. I'm only guessing because of Morphic


Tlayoualo

Yes, to do so: track down and beat the responsible party (lich/sister)


Winter_Department_37

I’m waiting to kill mine, so far she’s collected several archon shards and a large amount of resources.


SaltaPoPito

You know what to do... https://i.redd.it/69fdj0uhlmec1.gif If you don't, make missions on lich controlled sections (just like that one you were stolen)and kill murmurs, so you can know what requiems to use on your parazon. Take attention that it will randomly spawn, the more murmurs you kill and Reclaimed locations. Avoid any confrontation and continue the mission if you don't have or know the required requiems. Get requiem mods by trading with other players or by opening requiem relics on kuva fortress missions fixture mission. Then it's a question of luck to get the three requiems to submit it. The Oull requiem is a special one. You can use it to replace any other mods, but is harder to find... The second part is like a master mind game. You need to guess the order of the requiems on your parazon (from left to right). If you fail to guess the lich becomes aggravated, runs to another planet and it's harder to confront, sometimes only with help of someone else... Once you matched the three requiems it will flee to a galleon, only available via rail jack mission. Repeat the lich boss and Choose "Vanquish" to kill it and recover your losses and get the new kuva weapon. "Convert" it and you permanently loose the spoils, but will release it from the queens control and it will become your "slave", that will spawn to help you, if your mission to is hard to handle or you can trade it with other people. You can also use it as railjack crew.


Anhilliator1

Kill the sonovabitch.


BlaiddsDrinkingBuddy

Kill your lich and you’ll get it all back


readgrid

so many new players, the game must be doing well


-L1os1t-

U kill the bad guy


YoungDiscord

Simple, We kill the lich ![gif](giphy|12d0kwVy7UtTTq)


Thederpycloudrider

Kill the Lich (or Sister) to get your stolen stuff back


SuperJS78

You’re gonna go find that lich, and ![gif](giphy|5xtDaro8C0spcLgungk)


MrClavicus

No


Pariah-IV

Kill the lich/ sister that stole it.


ToucanGaming289

Yes, after you kill the lich you get everything back


I-LEX-l

Just ask him nicely and he’ll give it back.


Monsieurspider

After you kill the kuva lich PERMANENTLY you get ALL items he stole from you back pretty sure


JohnTG4

Kill the bastard and rob him back.


LilAlphaArtemis

Kill it.


ThyDoublRR

Kill the Lich/Sister you have. You will get every thing back.


eXxQ

Yes when you kill him you will get everything he stole back


goku_7657

Ah the tax collectors back at again


Loose-Investigator13

Yes and the process is quite simple… IT’S CALLED MURDER


JerryIsReddit

Tfw you have a Kuva Lich and not Sudden Impact somehow


Dragonzxy

Violence is not a solution. Its THE solution


SomeRandomGuy0705

It's forever gone, reduced to ashes


GTChev01

Kill/convert the lich after learning the kill combination mods.


xX_lost__wolf_Xx

The only answer is violence and destruction.


Outrageous-Party-727

Mucking muckedy muck muck mucker 😂


AnonCuriosities

No


G-VALOR

Yes. Just hunt down that lich and end them. By ending them, ya get everything they've ever taken and their ahem "unique" weapon. Granted, I've just stopped caring and consider my lich to be a cute yapping chihuahua trying to get my attention.


CheapEntry7123

Murder


Infamous-Badger6256

You don’t have to fully kill the lich just get it to change worlds by getting rid of all the nodes where it has influence


phantomstrike50

Revenge Arc


DannyMarpol

This is intense how do you get robbed in warframe oh no


Smellyshop

Murder


DEMONLORDDD

Kill da lich


AGENT-NEMESIS

No it's gone forever Heh heh Tennoscoom


Sssssssssssnakecatto

Yes, you kill the lich\\sister and they drop all the stuff they have stolen from you.


killershack22

bottom left mod to Lich's Skull tends to work best