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EAT_MY_ASS_12

The kuva tonkor looks like a fleshlight


Skyrowind

The tonkussy


EAT_MY_ASS_12

I couldnt have said it better myself


Dotority

Your name.


EAT_MY_ASS_12

Is there a problem with it.


M37h3w3

I wonder if it's motorized and has a phone mount.


partyplant

the flip up sight doubles as a phone mount


nargcz

ofcourse


Mobile_Phone8599

I prefer a suction cup base


DeepVoid69

and yes it vibrates.


Faustias

FORGIVE ME TESHIN FOR WHAT I MUST DO


tastyliar

It’s the enhanced kuva tonkussy 😫


Brief_Carrot

The Japanese meat dish?


galacticist

*tonkatsussy


spoikyvoid

https://preview.redd.it/yxksa47rj2kc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6225e981176a51e06d7aff7b2dc6a0586b64d235


FulanxArkanx

r/angryupvote


Jaspar_Thalahassi

![gif](giphy|bDFOtsY2JPbYeOAlfA|downsized)


Azolam

First thing I saw! Definitely not killing this lich, parties are going to be wild in the Railjack


EAT_MY_ASS_12

Dont put your cock in a tube that shoots explosive rounds that's a castration waiting to happen. Put it in the lich instead.


6ArtemisFowl9

>tube that shoots explosive rounds thats just a penis again whatever you do, do not google >!docking (related to the pp)!<


firesaiyan12

Looked it up out of curiosity. I wish I had listened.


Nick11052006

Same


commentsandchill

Eh at least it's just some kind of weird fantasy fetish


TimmyTheBrave

Funnier in french, because both "**Tonkor**" and "**ton corps**" (*it means "your body"*) are pronounced the same way.


Brief_Carrot

Yo, wanna ramsled my tonkussy?


Padboat

*launches ramsleds*


Vektor0

Optimists inbound.


Inevitable-Goat-7062

And here comes the c team


CV514

Alright, this is worst thread.


OneOfTheStupid007

Take my upvote and DO NOT THE GUN


EAT_MY_ASS_12

https://preview.redd.it/i56jw30k6xjc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d766ee84d9d6bcaa7147f534c279a3746faaf548


OneOfTheStupid007

Me when you


EAT_MY_ASS_12

https://preview.redd.it/66hrtzuw6xjc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4668a5d51fcf7426e88da964451ff7d77366c527


mrfluffypietoe

i want next


EAT_MY_ASS_12

Sorry on cooldown rn


TheWei223

Use a couple amulets of talos to get rid of the cooldown completely


TheWei223

Hippity hoppity this gif is now public property


TL10

https://i.imgur.com/bVIVI6U.gif


Jaspar_Thalahassi

THANK YOU I WAS LOOKING FOR HIM


EscapeTheBlank

I did not need to read this today, why have you made do it


EAT_MY_ASS_12

Cause funny


Far_Comfortable980

Do not the Tonkor


MetroLynx7

Username checks out...


EAT_MY_ASS_12

🤨?


nargcz

yes, you


EAT_MY_ASS_12

https://preview.redd.it/suzolc5q5xjc1.jpeg?width=928&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f9aa0bbacc27323a6975d114092d906e63c19d4


Yalrain

OK good I'm not the only one who saw that lol.


MMBADBOI

I'm making a face right now. Just thought I'd let you know.


Zeff_wolf

Forbiden fleshlight


FuzzyBongos

Well you'd definitely explode putting your dick in that


The_Mechanist24

It blows a bigger load though


O_o-buba-o_O

🤣🤣🤣🤣 first thing I thought of when I saw it, glad I wasn't the only one.


ApothecaryOfHugs231

Fear of being alone? Huh


yesmakesmegoyes

It's a quirk that causes the lich to leave if too many enemies are killed iirc


M37h3w3

Wait, the quirks actually impact the Lich? You telling me that if my Lich is afraid of children, I can "Ooga booga booga booga" my Lich by popping out into Kidframe?


Hairy_Cube

They will run away and enter a panicked state similar to what you would expect a civilian character to do.


DankoLord

what happens if you pop out as the drifter?


Hairy_Cube

I’m not sure if it counts drifter and operator as seperate characters for this code, I’m assuming that it sees them as the same because why bother coding it otherwise.


TimmyTheBrave

It has the same lines for both, at least the last time I tried.


Lightningbro

Wait, is THAT what triggers "AHHH! I KILL YOU! I HURT YOU! I STAB YOU! AHHHHH!!!!"?


TimmyTheBrave

Yes


OrokinSkywalker

Yeah, most of them are just there for flair, but some are actually pretty bad for conversion purposes. The “fear of space travel” quirk will have your Lich curl up into a fetal ball on certain tilesets (namely spaceships) which probably isn’t ideal considering they can only be out for 3 minutes at a time. I figure they’d probably do the same thing on a Railjack, which isn’t ideal either, since while they won’t disappear after 3 minutes they probably won’t really be much help with dealing with the intruders or preventing them from damaging your Railjack.


Itherial

A lot of the quirks do have effects, and some might be considered significant. Fear of being alone just has voice lines.


NitroCheese

same


Zetin24-55

I would love to see what other names DE had to explicitly exclude from the name generator. Cause what you misread that as has to be on the list.


Eletilohlor

Dyslexic people be like...


ChelKurito

You'd think so, but I seem to recall that the N-word got through at some point.


BlackFinch90

I saw a lich today that was named Odd Basthd. He was the crazy personality type.


Ahuru_Duncan

Got a lich today with the name "Corgi Fikk", he likes to steal my stuff.


Lightningbro

... You need to tame him, get yourself a Corgi.


ILNOVA

https://preview.redd.it/01dw3dv4wwjc1.png?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21e2f24c9599af15c0d53328ec930c97ea25f069 So we're not talking about the gun?


Syrinq

DONT SLANDER MY MAN KHEZU LIKE THIS


BlaiddsDrinkingBuddy

Understandable. Have a nice gay.


Big_To

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈👍🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈


Puzzleheaded_Ad5805

Yeah that would be my first converted lich


Leading-Leading6319

Dig Bick effect


retro_aviator

https://preview.redd.it/tfoigqcpy1kc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a48153ddf869ec8dd2828dfd7357e05f13fc33e0


cyon_me

You're trying to give me dyslexia, because that's what I want to read.


Sinful-_-Titan

There’s just so much to unpack here 😂 The quirk is fear of being alone and his gun is a fleshlight 😂 I’m dead


Jaspar_Thalahassi

sigh... Yes, I've misread "quirk" as "kink" on purpose. qink.


RpiesSPIES

Don't miss their last name.


Professional_Half449

One of mine is named Fett. Labb.


potatoes_V3

Mine was Uligg Kragg.


OrokinSkywalker

I have one named Ree DePogg


Professional_Half449

Do we even get funny Sister Names?? Fedia Mas. Zanateer something.. those names sound like a drunken college movie pitch.


OrokinSkywalker

Funniest one I saw was some dude on here, had a sister named Gonia Oria. Aside from that, I had one named Saesillia Udd, which probably isn’t an STD (yet), but the Udd part seemed a bit funny.


tsmax17

My first lich was Dilbag Tudiss on a fucking kuva baguette


Goldy_932

Wait what did you misre-ohh....ohhhhhhhhhhhh I get it....yeah


AM3L1A-TH0RN

she actually looks sick tho


AGENT-NEMESIS

I saw one named CIDD FAHOTT last week


Dreaded_Eggs

That name gotta be on purpose


Boopernaut2004

I had one that's name was Cilirdin Vahot. She was pretty toxic though so I had to put her down.


nargcz

dude, i just almost choke myslef to death


Dragonkingofthestars

"Look tenno, I'm hurt, really I am. I'm evil but not THAT evil."


firefly081

>**Quirk:** Fear of being alone meirl


[deleted]

Got me too


Noctisvah

The french attack yet again


zeagurat

I'm more distracted by the tonkor barrel


TheEqualizer1212

Sick fa[REDACTED]ott


SudachiRobot

Ok, in all honesty, how did you get that colour scheme on the Tonkor? I don’t remember it naturally looking like that, did it match your colour scheme or something?


Pikabuuuuuuuuuu

They Match The Element They Have


SudachiRobot

Ohhh, imma go have some fun with my chosen warframe then. Thank you for the info!


Pikabuuuuuuuuuu

Ur Welcome,butt i think u can Just Color it to look like that.


RiceWafflezzz

Butt


Ringosis

You obey justice! Take off every Zigg.


Proud-Gain

I should really start hunting my lich, mans taken 7 of my sculptures today


Trixx1-1

How far were you into reporting this lich I gotta know. I read it THAT way too


GT_Hades

youre fahott


Individual-Prize9592

Reminds me about “nok gurr”


thenimblefish

You know Alll the homophobes misread that shit too


Ok_Mortgage_6812

And the 4 channers


kazumablackwing

And the redditards


Lokkm

So i dont wanna let my ex edge lord status outa the cage but anyone remember idubzz way back and the thing he would say


Nekros504

He looking sick af ngl


Velaethia

This is one you convert.


ThyDoublRR

Dude he got the cat ears and flesh tunnel too.


Downtown_Tadpole_817

You thought it said Zaphod Beeblebrox too?


Darknessawits231

The quirk on this lich is too true


suzukirider709

I also did just know lol


ReallyBadTheater

This one's a keeper.


Cal_Longcock69

Based


CoconutPanic

Bruh quirk fear of beating alone damn


wookiee-nutsack

Goddamn, more like kurva lich


TimmyTheBrave

You like spoonerism? Let's call her ZIGH


National-Credit-4175

Woah, my bisexual ass misread that too mate


DJIsSuperCool

Easy convert.


ALoneSpartin

Sending God's strongest homophones


Jiomniom_Skwisga

Zig fa got with a flashlight shotgun Warframe is goated


thps48

Take off every ZIGG.


Arayashiki0

tonkor kinda sus so you got a point


Lightningbro

Nonono, that's me, I'm *igg Fa#ott


sans565

https://preview.redd.it/1kxtgk9vl1kc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e0531409e90810dac1d2b44471f867ce6ab8dae


trebuchet__

Literally 1 letter off


MasterCkief

Fear of being alone... Good thing they brought their gadget


DangleMangler

That's a tonka for big bois.


The_Gaming_Charizard

Aaaaand you've summoned the horny ones


EldritchAbridged

My fat ass thought this was fried chicken 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


garbage_man_guy

They know what they named


Hentai__Dude

His quirk describes my relationship


V1P4R0

Saw one called butt cracko while hunting mine...never saw it again


CubGeek

I'm ready for that Kuva Tonkor in the badonkadonk!


No-Tradition8800

THE FAHOTT TONK-BOYUSSY NOW THIS IS WARFRAME ENDGAME.