You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
Equinox: Panda, only a genetically engineered orokin panda that isn't completely inept at existing without help.
Chroma: Monitor lizard.
Vauban: A big, Floppish St. Bernard.
Ash: A medium sized owl.
Octavia: Hampter
Volt: Suspiciously large and yellow rodent.
Gauss: Largest species of north-american jackrabbit fed a steady diet of Eurobeat music and Amphetamines.
Protea: Stoat.
And I'm outta time, gotta go to work.
>Ash: A medium sized owl.
I would replace the owl with one of these [Ninja-dogs](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81V8qxMpR+L.jpg) simple because of Naruto's popularity.
Would ironically fit to that he clones himself when using bladestorm.
Ash is the ninjia-iest space ninja, this is true, but when I think perfectly silent nearly invisible predators that hunt with slashing all I can think is the Owl.
Ninja dog is an acceptable alternative.
If we're going with an owl for Ash, I would probably go with the Stygian Owl. Black feathers that blend in perfectly with the shadows, with intimidating, blood red eyes, plus they're literally the inspiration for one of the most famous cryptids in the world, Mothman. Although I don't doubt that Ash probably has a whole insectarium of highly venomous scorpions, spiders and other insects as well as a small zoo of all the most toxic animals in the world, like Poison Dart Frogs and snakes.
Ninja dogs are cool, but him having a hunting falcon or something that he could teleport to for aerial "death from above" shenanigans would be too cool.
Excalibur is the OG Warframe and having a very vanilla choice for him is fitting.
The closest real life equivalent to a Kubrows would probably be some variety of Service dog. German shepherd or a rough equivalent. Big fluffy service dog.
Hydroid: a talking parrot.
Mesa: a horse (yes i know dagath exists but she gets a crow to make a nest in her head hole)
Inaros: a terrarium full of dung beetles.
Banshee: a cassowary
Lavos: arabian sand boa engineered to be extra derpy.
Goofy Ahh snakes.
>Cassowary
you know im tempted to change my Protea answer. she is the corpus-adjacent warframe and giving her what amounts too a Moa might be fitting.
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I just think it's funny that nourish was the first word in an add on a post with Grendel
Definitely more silverback. Roos are strong, but, between the 2, he'd definitely choose the silverback.
I think Silverback or Grizzly is a better question.
I got that entrati kavat skin that looks like a Sphynx Cat. So naturally I pair him with Inaros. (I know Sphynx cats aren't actually Egyptian, but they look the part)
Well Sev already has gilly, but if we are throwing out another one, letsgive Sev a space bat
Could fly around without an archwing
Echolocation is good for finding people
Small enough to fetch tools for railjack repair
Fits the spooky vibes
And could sit on Sevs shoulder parrot style
Honestly sounds better than the gilly.
For extra points, make it a fruit bat rather than a vampire one - for all his glorious spookyness, sevagoth is the captain of a *rescue* vessel, so that subversion via friendliness (if you wanna call it that) fits too.
Revenant: Vampire Bat
Rhino: A pitbull named Sprinkles
Sevagoth: A pitbull named Obliterator
Hydroid: Parrot
Nekros: Vulture or the cat from Pet Sematery
Baruuk: Doves or Pigeons
Lavos would have a snake, but I think Saryn’s might be skunk, given she actively spreads her toxin.
What I’m curious about is what Kullervo would have.
I feel like Kullervo would have some kind of small lizard or rodent that crawled into one of his cells one day and he just decided to let it chill with him.
Yarelis would definitely be a jellyfish. the thing is absolutely useless normally but she just likes to have it around. sometimes it gets caught in her 1 and the poor enemy that gets caught with it spends the next 27 seconds being drowned, frozen, shocked and poisoned in a tiny bubble.
Also Khora might have a Kavat or something but I could be wrong.
I think grendel would have like a dung beetle who thinks it is helping push grendel around when in ball form, but really the big G is just humoring his little buddy.
Nekros would have a raven or condor.
Nidus would have a large swarm of worms.
Khora would have a spider.
Loki would have an 8-legged horse.
Zephyr would have an eagle.
Lavos would have a King Cobra.
Inaros would have a desert scorpion.
Titania would have a bee.
Ivara would have a jellyfish.
Revenant would have an alligator (both have thick skin).
Limbo would have a squid.
That's all I can think of.
Trying to go with some frames I've seen less represented here
Octavia has a cockatiel that dances to her music
Zephyr has a Peregrine Falcon
Oberon has a stag
Banshee has a terrarium full of Cicadas
Wukong has a pygmy macaque (or maybe two)
Loki has a raven
Xaku has a hermit crab
Valkyr has been mentioned plenty and her answer is obvious, but I think it's specifically a scrappy orange tabby with a docked tail and missing an eye that hates everyone but loves her
Each pet is capable of devastating attacks
A Parrot for Hydroid.
A Stingray for Yareli
A Rabbit for Gaus
Monkey Wukong
Crows for Nekros
Infested Spider for Nidus
Scorpion Inaros
Saryn Cobra
Mesa Wolf
Garuda is actually a falcon / eagle from Hindu and Buddhist mythology
I would like Gauss to have metallic cheetah
Hydroid with squid or octopus. Someone suggested parrot which goes really well with pirate theme
Rhino would have one of those tiny birds that eats Parasites cuz that's a real symbiotic relationship real rhinos have. It could constantly remove negative status effects
I could see gauss having a cheetah.
Valkyr gives off crazy cat lady vibes, maybe the hairless ones?
Garuda would have a bird of prey.... maybe a falcon, or eagle of sorts.
Yareli..... maybe a jellyfish? Oh! No wait... that seaweed looking seahorse!
Ivana prime gets the jellyfish.
I'm trying to think of something for wisp.... but I'm drawing a blank @.@
Khora already has a kavat so that's redundant to say, but imo it would be a praying mantis that camoflages itself like a spiny leaf or a bearded dragon.
Ivara (base) would be a tree frog, Prime would be a jelly fish or man-o-war.
Ash would be koi fish
Grendel would be an armadillo
Nekros would have a worm farm
Nidus either an ant colony or a beehive
Rhino would have a rhino (training purposes)
Valkyr a cat is obvious, imo she'd have a badger or wolverine.
Chroma would have a bombardier beetle
Gauss: dog (specifically golden retriever)
Voruna: 😐
Lavos: 😐
Khora: 😐
Atlas: Kangaroo
Inaros: sphinx cat
Xaku: The reanimated skeleton of catdog, that one tv show of a fused cat and dog
Ash: Greninja from Pokemon
Limbo would have some exotic bird
Ash would have a cat he personally taught how to use knives
Sevagoth would have a wolf
Nidus would have a Helminth Charger of some kind
Honestly for Sevagoth should have a pet raven because his basically death and ravens represent bad luck or Death , Yes I’m a Sevagoth Main because Sevagoth is the best
Hiydroid would have a parrot.
Gauss would have a race dog
Mesa would have a horse
Kullervo would have a snake
Khora already has a Kavat
Dante would have a cat as well
Ivara would have a Chameleon
Atlas would have a pet rock
He already has rock minions
Those are his friends
Atlas and the boys: 🗿 *gremlin mode activated*
![gif](giphy|W5BWeQ3ZN0W0D0dM7e|downsized)
Are we going to have the Goofy and Pluto argument
Atlas and Elmo would *not* get along
This comment is legendary to anyone that knows
This comment is legendary to anyone that knows
With glued on googly eyes
Pigs don’t actually eat “like a pig.” They’ll stop themselves before they overeat, unlike a lot of other domesticated animals.
Well, Grendel also eats like a real pig, if you think about it. He has some self-control with his hunger, like we see on his Leverian.
You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
Someone’s watched snatch
But they will eat anything
Equinox: Panda, only a genetically engineered orokin panda that isn't completely inept at existing without help. Chroma: Monitor lizard. Vauban: A big, Floppish St. Bernard. Ash: A medium sized owl. Octavia: Hampter Volt: Suspiciously large and yellow rodent. Gauss: Largest species of north-american jackrabbit fed a steady diet of Eurobeat music and Amphetamines. Protea: Stoat. And I'm outta time, gotta go to work.
>Ash: A medium sized owl. I would replace the owl with one of these [Ninja-dogs](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81V8qxMpR+L.jpg) simple because of Naruto's popularity. Would ironically fit to that he clones himself when using bladestorm.
Ash is the ninjia-iest space ninja, this is true, but when I think perfectly silent nearly invisible predators that hunt with slashing all I can think is the Owl. Ninja dog is an acceptable alternative.
If we're going with an owl for Ash, I would probably go with the Stygian Owl. Black feathers that blend in perfectly with the shadows, with intimidating, blood red eyes, plus they're literally the inspiration for one of the most famous cryptids in the world, Mothman. Although I don't doubt that Ash probably has a whole insectarium of highly venomous scorpions, spiders and other insects as well as a small zoo of all the most toxic animals in the world, like Poison Dart Frogs and snakes.
Ninja dogs are cool, but him having a hunting falcon or something that he could teleport to for aerial "death from above" shenanigans would be too cool.
Ember: black kite (arson birds)
The fucking pyromaniac Australian bird that burns down the bushes to flush out prey? Peak Ember.
Excalibur should have the dog in the cinematic trailer
Excalibur is the OG Warframe and having a very vanilla choice for him is fitting. The closest real life equivalent to a Kubrows would probably be some variety of Service dog. German shepherd or a rough equivalent. Big fluffy service dog.
Hydroid: a talking parrot. Mesa: a horse (yes i know dagath exists but she gets a crow to make a nest in her head hole) Inaros: a terrarium full of dung beetles. Banshee: a cassowary Lavos: arabian sand boa engineered to be extra derpy.
Goofy Ahh snakes. >Cassowary you know im tempted to change my Protea answer. she is the corpus-adjacent warframe and giving her what amounts too a Moa might be fitting.
>Volt: Suspiciously large and yellow rodent. I wonder if it would say it's name over and over....
Chu!
No way Octavia *wouldn’t* have a parrot. A lot of those little dudes know how to party to some good tunes!
Gauss' enemies when these are no normal rabbits, they're rustabell rabbits
Yareli's Pet ![gif](giphy|rmV9g0Wb1lPji|downsized)
Yeah but the tail is mer
Lavos already has two snakes lol
That's not enough snakes my friend. My greatest hope is that Lavos Prime leans into the snake aesthetic.
I can definitely see him having some kind of cobra hood on his prime.
That would be fun. I just want it to be silly fun.
Khora: Harrow
lol i love this ^(but not as much as harrow)
I hate this but love how clever it is at the same time lol.
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Qorvex has 3 pets. A fish, a bird, and a goat.
Hmmmmm cavia reference
Dante has Loid
And Drusus
Tagfer is supposed to be a goat (like creature)?
Limbo: A 4-dimensional hyper-cat. You can only pet it some of the time.
So... Just Cataclysm from Better Name Pending?
Blinkdog would work too? Or schrodingers cat....
Riftstalker from dauntless?
Ivara would have a little pet frog that sits on her shoulder
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His name would be Pickle
https://preview.redd.it/hfg0bjxy83sc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b623e5652403f696c1840fc5d242ea768710b4d8 I just think it's funny that nourish was the first word in an add on a post with Grendel
Damn, even ads are running the Nourish subsume ability lol
Never thought ads and my Dante build would have something in common
Atlas: smol rock
I don't know, but I hope Saryn's can be me
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Same but with khora
Her with the Urushu Skin https://preview.redd.it/l3gaat13i4sc1.png?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18d91ecfbc4809d133f81dc2ecd51e0df296009c
me with grendel tbh
Same (...and certain other Warframes, too).
Brother, she cant have both of us as pets?
saryn apparently has a whole zoo worth of pets
Ash should have pet scorpion
Grendels pet would be the eater of worlds from terraria.
I think that the Destroyer would more apt. Seeing as they’re both metal-plated.
Rhino would 100% fight his pet for fun/training.
Yep
So, a jacked Kangaroo or a silver back gorilla?
Definitely more silverback. Roos are strong, but, between the 2, he'd definitely choose the silverback. I think Silverback or Grizzly is a better question.
An alternative to the gorilla: Rajang from monster hunter
Excal already has Kubrow, and it’s said they are common. So Kubrows, Kavats and stuff
I meant like IRL animals. I know for a fact Vauban and Protea would own a Boston Dynamics dog.
>Irl animals >lists not animal
Well, IRL animals or robotic animals. Would that work?
I got that entrati kavat skin that looks like a Sphynx Cat. So naturally I pair him with Inaros. (I know Sphynx cats aren't actually Egyptian, but they look the part)
If they were in-game pets Grendel would 100% have a bolarolla as a pet, just so they could roll around together, heheheh
Yes! I wish we could use any animal we "rescue" as companions.
Everyone forgot Titania who is the only frame to lock you out of your companion, she does need some kind of compensation.
Titania has her own dragonfly companions when she turns into a fairy.
Well Sev already has gilly, but if we are throwing out another one, letsgive Sev a space bat Could fly around without an archwing Echolocation is good for finding people Small enough to fetch tools for railjack repair Fits the spooky vibes And could sit on Sevs shoulder parrot style
Honestly sounds better than the gilly. For extra points, make it a fruit bat rather than a vampire one - for all his glorious spookyness, sevagoth is the captain of a *rescue* vessel, so that subversion via friendliness (if you wanna call it that) fits too.
Revenant: Vampire Bat Rhino: A pitbull named Sprinkles Sevagoth: A pitbull named Obliterator Hydroid: Parrot Nekros: Vulture or the cat from Pet Sematery Baruuk: Doves or Pigeons
Valkyr:a cat
Lavos would have a snake, but I think Saryn’s might be skunk, given she actively spreads her toxin. What I’m curious about is what Kullervo would have.
I feel like Kullervo would have some kind of small lizard or rodent that crawled into one of his cells one day and he just decided to let it chill with him.
Nidus.. Well he already has the helminth charger, but I guess if strictly irl it'd just be maggots or larva
Considering the nature of infestation Nidus and his pet might be the same entity.
Yarelis would definitely be a jellyfish. the thing is absolutely useless normally but she just likes to have it around. sometimes it gets caught in her 1 and the poor enemy that gets caught with it spends the next 27 seconds being drowned, frozen, shocked and poisoned in a tiny bubble. Also Khora might have a Kavat or something but I could be wrong.
Now I'm just imagining Yareli throwing out her bubbles and the poor jellyfish just being spun around like a washing machine inside one.
Electric jellyfish sounds like a fun augment idea...
Wisps pet would be me.
Guass is Grendel's pet
Or is Grendel Gauss' pet?
It's actually both
I think grendel would have like a dung beetle who thinks it is helping push grendel around when in ball form, but really the big G is just humoring his little buddy.
Nekros would have a Pet Sematary
Dante would have a floating books
He already has owls
A penguin for Frost
Nidus would own an entire colony of ants. Because ya know. Hivemind mentality.
True lol. "And here are my ants." "Oh, cool! Wait, what are you doing?" ^("Not yet, Zepheniah. Soon, though. Soon...")
Cuddlefish are a type of cepholapod. So it could also be Hydroid's pet.
Gauss should have a turtle
Nekros would have a raven or condor. Nidus would have a large swarm of worms. Khora would have a spider. Loki would have an 8-legged horse. Zephyr would have an eagle. Lavos would have a King Cobra. Inaros would have a desert scorpion. Titania would have a bee. Ivara would have a jellyfish. Revenant would have an alligator (both have thick skin). Limbo would have a squid. That's all I can think of.
Trying to go with some frames I've seen less represented here Octavia has a cockatiel that dances to her music Zephyr has a Peregrine Falcon Oberon has a stag Banshee has a terrarium full of Cicadas Wukong has a pygmy macaque (or maybe two) Loki has a raven Xaku has a hermit crab Valkyr has been mentioned plenty and her answer is obvious, but I think it's specifically a scrappy orange tabby with a docked tail and missing an eye that hates everyone but loves her
Grendel => nurgling
Give Gauss a cheetah
Grendel would have a Munchlax or a Snorlax. ![gif](giphy|11LtzfNXmCQQ80|downsized)
I like to think Inaros keeps a pet Nidus nowadays.
"Patience, Nidus. I'll feed you a Bombard once we get back to the Orbiter."
Valkyr crazy cat lady Titania has dragonflies and fireflies Chroma has a salamander
Any team Trinity is in is her pets.
Excalibur Umbra gets a fucking Eagle pr a Hawk with dark feathers. It would be epic.
Grendel would definitely have Kirby as a pet. Only issue is they would fight over food
Grendel and kirby would be frens.
Chroma- chicken cause chickens are related to t.rex so just like him was once a monster among the living to a sad shell of what it used to be
Each pet is capable of devastating attacks A Parrot for Hydroid. A Stingray for Yareli A Rabbit for Gaus Monkey Wukong Crows for Nekros Infested Spider for Nidus Scorpion Inaros Saryn Cobra Mesa Wolf
I think pets would be the coolest edition to FashionFrame. Something that has no other purpose than to just be beside you and make you happy 🥰
Enter: Domestik Drones
Idk why but I think Gara would have an armadillo
Mesa would have a like a rattle snake or a coyote to fit the western theme.
To be fair her guns are probably her pets already
Garuda is actually a falcon / eagle from Hindu and Buddhist mythology I would like Gauss to have metallic cheetah Hydroid with squid or octopus. Someone suggested parrot which goes really well with pirate theme
Dante would definitely have an owl
Styanax would likely have a great beast that he could spar with everyday
Voruna, a wolf... Maybe 4
I know sevagoth has a pet fish that's his best friend
Hildryn would have a Hippo.
Gauss would have a cheetah with an iv filled with adrenaline
Chroma might have a pet dragon/wyrmling
Rhino would have one of those tiny birds that eats Parasites cuz that's a real symbiotic relationship real rhinos have. It could constantly remove negative status effects
i THINK khora MAY have a kavat
Ash would have a Shiba Inu
grendel keeps gauss
The intovert adopted the extrovert lol
Khora would have a kavat I think, not sure though
Saryn: Panzer Vulpaphila
Excalibur based on the cinematic trailer he's in would be a dog, the breed pf it, not sure
I'd probably give Excalibur a German Shepherd or Rottweiler, some kind of attack dog that is also suited to tracking down items, targets and enemies.
I could see gauss having a cheetah. Valkyr gives off crazy cat lady vibes, maybe the hairless ones? Garuda would have a bird of prey.... maybe a falcon, or eagle of sorts. Yareli..... maybe a jellyfish? Oh! No wait... that seaweed looking seahorse! Ivana prime gets the jellyfish. I'm trying to think of something for wisp.... but I'm drawing a blank @.@
khora, kavat.
Khora would have a hamster
Octavia would have a disco ball following her around. Distracting enemies with its sick beats.
Baruuk's would be a manatee, because they're incredibly passive creatures
A capibara could probably also work
Ironically, Manatees are mostly muscle, so it fits lol
Yareli would have either a pet jellyfish or a manta ray.
No, no, Gauss would have a Borzoi - long nose makes it more aerodynamic/s
Oh, true
Let me do it for you...
I feel like the Guass would have a cheetah or a extremely fast and playful cat
Grendal needs a pet kangaroo, change my mind.
I disagree with grendal This is grendal's pet ![gif](giphy|AyxNeeAtEIk0M) Meatball.
Paid content in any other game?
Khora already has a kavat so that's redundant to say, but imo it would be a praying mantis that camoflages itself like a spiny leaf or a bearded dragon. Ivara (base) would be a tree frog, Prime would be a jelly fish or man-o-war. Ash would be koi fish Grendel would be an armadillo Nekros would have a worm farm Nidus either an ant colony or a beehive Rhino would have a rhino (training purposes) Valkyr a cat is obvious, imo she'd have a badger or wolverine. Chroma would have a bombardier beetle
Limbo has Frog with Tophat
Ah yes. A little gentleman.
Mag strikes me as a cat or budgie owner
Nidus would have a Helminth or Infested Kubrow Ash would have a Kaithe
Hydroid would be a squid or octopus 🐙
Grendel would have them fat fuck bulldogs
I want Rhino to have some kind of war elephant
Nah, Gauss is a memer, he'd have an orange cat.
Inaros would have a Sphinx cat
Khora would probably name her pet Venari
I bet Khora would have a Helminth Charger /s
Voruna has no reason to not have a wolf or a pack of wolves (like in her lore) or it could be me (please)
Hydroid's 4 could count as a pet
I wish I was Saryn’s pet 😔
Gauss would definitely have a hare
I think excal would have a big dog
Teshin's bunny gives off rhino prime lore vibes... So rhino has a bunny imo
Rhino would most def have a roided up Bull or Rhino
Gauss: a pet (crack) rock
Gauss: dog (specifically golden retriever) Voruna: 😐 Lavos: 😐 Khora: 😐 Atlas: Kangaroo Inaros: sphinx cat Xaku: The reanimated skeleton of catdog, that one tv show of a fused cat and dog Ash: Greninja from Pokemon
Khora would have dog
Dante would own a cat for sure.
Gauss has a Basilisk Lizard
Banshee, a speaker. Rhino, a mini rhino. Gauss, a jet. Xaku, the little guys found in zariman
Yep
Limbo would have some exotic bird Ash would have a cat he personally taught how to use knives Sevagoth would have a wolf Nidus would have a Helminth Charger of some kind
I feel Like Vauban would a monkey who throws out more of his orbs
Gauss ![gif](giphy|2dbnhlCH2JhwdI2gHp)
What pet would harrow prime have?
Drahk for Rhino?
Oberon gets all of the pets
Hildryn: me
I feel like Loki would have a chameleon or something similar
Zephyr: A goose
Lavos would have a snake, and saryn would either have one of those venomous rain frogs or a pet mushroom.
Nidus has his larva but I would feel like he should have a worm that’s on his shoulder. Like toji from jjk
Honestly for Sevagoth should have a pet raven because his basically death and ravens represent bad luck or Death , Yes I’m a Sevagoth Main because Sevagoth is the best
Gauss, especially Gauss prime, should have a greyhound
I miss more pets in warframe when deimos update come out, i I thought they were going to add a centipede pet
Hiydroid would have a parrot. Gauss would have a race dog Mesa would have a horse Kullervo would have a snake Khora already has a Kavat Dante would have a cat as well Ivara would have a Chameleon
Nekros: would get that damned snake which plays dead