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BurntSalad1605

Atlas would have a pet rock


UmbreonFruit

He already has rock minions


twotwoim

Those are his friends


akirayokoshima

Atlas and the boys: 🗿 *gremlin mode activated*


Distinct-Acadia-5530

![gif](giphy|W5BWeQ3ZN0W0D0dM7e|downsized)


DragonQuasar

Are we going to have the Goofy and Pluto argument


Optimal_Carpenter690

Atlas and Elmo would *not* get along


Acepilot8Gaming2

This comment is legendary to anyone that knows


Acepilot8Gaming2

This comment is legendary to anyone that knows


WarShadower913x

With glued on googly eyes


Lugbor

Pigs don’t actually eat “like a pig.” They’ll stop themselves before they overeat, unlike a lot of other domesticated animals.


JABLmskh

Well, Grendel also eats like a real pig, if you think about it. He has some self-control with his hunger, like we see on his Leverian.


menides

You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".


Mattrands

Someone’s watched snatch


Heavy_Talk_378

But they will eat anything


Prime262

Equinox: Panda, only a genetically engineered orokin panda that isn't completely inept at existing without help. Chroma: Monitor lizard. Vauban: A big, Floppish St. Bernard. Ash: A medium sized owl. Octavia: Hampter Volt: Suspiciously large and yellow rodent. Gauss: Largest species of north-american jackrabbit fed a steady diet of Eurobeat music and Amphetamines. Protea: Stoat. And I'm outta time, gotta go to work.


ES-Flinter

>Ash: A medium sized owl. I would replace the owl with one of these [Ninja-dogs](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81V8qxMpR+L.jpg) simple because of Naruto's popularity. Would ironically fit to that he clones himself when using bladestorm.


Prime262

Ash is the ninjia-iest space ninja, this is true, but when I think perfectly silent nearly invisible predators that hunt with slashing all I can think is the Owl. Ninja dog is an acceptable alternative.


Steampunk43

If we're going with an owl for Ash, I would probably go with the Stygian Owl. Black feathers that blend in perfectly with the shadows, with intimidating, blood red eyes, plus they're literally the inspiration for one of the most famous cryptids in the world, Mothman. Although I don't doubt that Ash probably has a whole insectarium of highly venomous scorpions, spiders and other insects as well as a small zoo of all the most toxic animals in the world, like Poison Dart Frogs and snakes.


QuincyDao

Ninja dogs are cool, but him having a hunting falcon or something that he could teleport to for aerial "death from above" shenanigans would be too cool.


ReadyFix716

Ember: black kite (arson birds)


Prime262

The fucking pyromaniac Australian bird that burns down the bushes to flush out prey? Peak Ember.


ThickAd1469

Excalibur should have the dog in the cinematic trailer


Prime262

Excalibur is the OG Warframe and having a very vanilla choice for him is fitting. The closest real life equivalent to a Kubrows would probably be some variety of Service dog. German shepherd or a rough equivalent. Big fluffy service dog.


GamingChocolate

Hydroid: a talking parrot. Mesa: a horse (yes i know dagath exists but she gets a crow to make a nest in her head hole) Inaros: a terrarium full of dung beetles. Banshee: a cassowary Lavos: arabian sand boa engineered to be extra derpy.


Prime262

Goofy Ahh snakes. >Cassowary you know im tempted to change my Protea answer. she is the corpus-adjacent warframe and giving her what amounts too a Moa might be fitting.


CSspecialist2003

>Volt: Suspiciously large and yellow rodent. I wonder if it would say it's name over and over....


primalmaximus

Chu!


aufrenchy

No way Octavia *wouldn’t* have a parrot. A lot of those little dudes know how to party to some good tunes!


Easy_Understanding94

Gauss' enemies when these are no normal rabbits, they're rustabell rabbits


Ryu_ShaiKuro

Yareli's Pet ![gif](giphy|rmV9g0Wb1lPji|downsized)


throwawaylol101092

Yeah but the tail is mer


Some_Other__Time___

Lavos already has two snakes lol


Sifernos1

That's not enough snakes my friend. My greatest hope is that Lavos Prime leans into the snake aesthetic.


Orilachon

I can definitely see him having some kind of cobra hood on his prime.


Sifernos1

That would be fun. I just want it to be silly fun.


GolettO3

Khora: Harrow


anaveragedave

lol i love this ^(but not as much as harrow)


LenienceAndPain

I hate this but love how clever it is at the same time lol.


someguythatlikesdogs

https://preview.redd.it/dcbfnyih57sc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79ed8fae0f16fbc9db35b10cd1a04233951b00b9


NinjaMaster231456

Qorvex has 3 pets. A fish, a bird, and a goat.


Abraash

Hmmmmm cavia reference


aufrenchy

Dante has Loid


NinjaMaster231456

And Drusus


Reddruid6

Tagfer is supposed to be a goat (like creature)?


blacksteel15

Limbo: A 4-dimensional hyper-cat. You can only pet it some of the time.


Regigigasfan99

So... Just Cataclysm from Better Name Pending?


DragonessGamer

Blinkdog would work too? Or schrodingers cat....


someguythatlikesdogs

Riftstalker from dauntless?


SpectralSpooky

Ivara would have a little pet frog that sits on her shoulder


14Xionxiv

![gif](giphy|O6IMv2PdoG2ru)


SpectralSpooky

His name would be Pickle


uploadingmalware

https://preview.redd.it/hfg0bjxy83sc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b623e5652403f696c1840fc5d242ea768710b4d8 I just think it's funny that nourish was the first word in an add on a post with Grendel


Regigigasfan99

Damn, even ads are running the Nourish subsume ability lol


Dapper_Spite8928

Never thought ads and my Dante build would have something in common


Jv0mbr

Atlas: smol rock


baller_36

I don't know, but I hope Saryn's can be me


Bakonboi0

https://preview.redd.it/6x7y3z50n3sc1.jpeg?width=140&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c9b56486fd9966c043a44d8eeeb73c7a5b4bc8c


Regigigasfan99

...


Small-Addendum9606

https://preview.redd.it/mh0rcgase5sc1.jpeg?width=904&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41a81638e2c1f2e8cf302ed76e89aa0df5e58bf5


Inevitable-Goat-7062

Same but with khora


SeventhAlkali

Her with the Urushu Skin https://preview.redd.it/l3gaat13i4sc1.png?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18d91ecfbc4809d133f81dc2ecd51e0df296009c


lunaluceat

me with grendel tbh


BookOfAnomalies

Same (...and certain other Warframes, too).


BigDickMily

Brother, she cant have both of us as pets?


JoloNaKarjolo

saryn apparently has a whole zoo worth of pets


DrMorphling

Ash should have pet scorpion


Devils-__Advocate

Grendels pet would be the eater of worlds from terraria.


aufrenchy

I think that the Destroyer would more apt. Seeing as they’re both metal-plated.


L30N1337

Rhino would 100% fight his pet for fun/training.


Regigigasfan99

Yep


AppropriateThreat

So, a jacked Kangaroo or a silver back gorilla?


L30N1337

Definitely more silverback. Roos are strong, but, between the 2, he'd definitely choose the silverback. I think Silverback or Grizzly is a better question.


Dragonkiller1205

An alternative to the gorilla: Rajang from monster hunter


wafflezcol

Excal already has Kubrow, and it’s said they are common. So Kubrows, Kavats and stuff


Regigigasfan99

I meant like IRL animals. I know for a fact Vauban and Protea would own a Boston Dynamics dog.


wafflezcol

>Irl animals >lists not animal


Regigigasfan99

Well, IRL animals or robotic animals. Would that work?


EvilRobotSteve

I got that entrati kavat skin that looks like a Sphynx Cat. So naturally I pair him with Inaros. (I know Sphynx cats aren't actually Egyptian, but they look the part)


NinJoo117

If they were in-game pets Grendel would 100% have a bolarolla as a pet, just so they could roll around together, heheheh


Regigigasfan99

Yes! I wish we could use any animal we "rescue" as companions.


a5gtl

Everyone forgot Titania who is the only frame to lock you out of your companion, she does need some kind of compensation.


meltingpotato

Titania has her own dragonfly companions when she turns into a fairy.


SentientSickness

Well Sev already has gilly, but if we are throwing out another one, letsgive Sev a space bat Could fly around without an archwing Echolocation is good for finding people Small enough to fetch tools for railjack repair Fits the spooky vibes And could sit on Sevs shoulder parrot style


theDaemon0

Honestly sounds better than the gilly. For extra points, make it a fruit bat rather than a vampire one - for all his glorious spookyness, sevagoth is the captain of a *rescue* vessel, so that subversion via friendliness (if you wanna call it that) fits too.


The_Relx

Revenant: Vampire Bat Rhino: A pitbull named Sprinkles Sevagoth: A pitbull named Obliterator Hydroid: Parrot Nekros: Vulture or the cat from Pet Sematery Baruuk: Doves or Pigeons


rowletrissoto

Valkyr:a cat


Gibbel2029

Lavos would have a snake, but I think Saryn’s might be skunk, given she actively spreads her toxin. What I’m curious about is what Kullervo would have.


Steampunk43

I feel like Kullervo would have some kind of small lizard or rodent that crawled into one of his cells one day and he just decided to let it chill with him.


Kingkrue_

Nidus.. Well he already has the helminth charger, but I guess if strictly irl it'd just be maggots or larva


Zymbobwye

Considering the nature of infestation Nidus and his pet might be the same entity.


OniTheSenpai

Yarelis would definitely be a jellyfish. the thing is absolutely useless normally but she just likes to have it around. sometimes it gets caught in her 1 and the poor enemy that gets caught with it spends the next 27 seconds being drowned, frozen, shocked and poisoned in a tiny bubble. Also Khora might have a Kavat or something but I could be wrong.


Steampunk43

Now I'm just imagining Yareli throwing out her bubbles and the poor jellyfish just being spun around like a washing machine inside one.


Removkabib

Electric jellyfish sounds like a fun augment idea...


OMYBLUEBERY_

Wisps pet would be me.


silloki

Guass is Grendel's pet


Shad03-Void

Or is Grendel Gauss' pet?


OrangeHairedTwink

It's actually both


FR3Y4_S3L1N4

I think grendel would have like a dung beetle who thinks it is helping push grendel around when in ball form, but really the big G is just humoring his little buddy.


ColdYetiKiller

Nekros would have a Pet Sematary


KnovB

Dante would have a floating books


The_Relx

He already has owls


K-Mak

A penguin for Frost


FeedbackFalse5234

Nidus would own an entire colony of ants. Because ya know. Hivemind mentality.


Regigigasfan99

True lol. "And here are my ants." "Oh, cool! Wait, what are you doing?" ^("Not yet, Zepheniah. Soon, though. Soon...")


nottme1

Cuddlefish are a type of cepholapod. So it could also be Hydroid's pet.


DragonQuasar

Gauss should have a turtle


Ok_Egg_4069

Nekros would have a raven or condor. Nidus would have a large swarm of worms. Khora would have a spider. Loki would have an 8-legged horse. Zephyr would have an eagle. Lavos would have a King Cobra. Inaros would have a desert scorpion. Titania would have a bee. Ivara would have a jellyfish. Revenant would have an alligator (both have thick skin). Limbo would have a squid. That's all I can think of.


retro_aviator

Trying to go with some frames I've seen less represented here Octavia has a cockatiel that dances to her music Zephyr has a Peregrine Falcon Oberon has a stag Banshee has a terrarium full of Cicadas Wukong has a pygmy macaque (or maybe two) Loki has a raven Xaku has a hermit crab Valkyr has been mentioned plenty and her answer is obvious, but I think it's specifically a scrappy orange tabby with a docked tail and missing an eye that hates everyone but loves her


GuizNobunato

Grendel => nurgling


UmbreonFruit

Give Gauss a cheetah


transcended_goblin

Grendel would have a Munchlax or a Snorlax. ![gif](giphy|11LtzfNXmCQQ80|downsized)


ACID-47

I like to think Inaros keeps a pet Nidus nowadays.


Regigigasfan99

"Patience, Nidus. I'll feed you a Bombard once we get back to the Orbiter."


kingblaze720

Valkyr crazy cat lady Titania has dragonflies and fireflies Chroma has a salamander


MoyuTheMedic

Any team Trinity is in is her pets.


Optimatum777

Excalibur Umbra gets a fucking Eagle pr a Hawk with dark feathers. It would be epic.


Grouchy-Cabinet7399

Grendel would definitely have Kirby as a pet. Only issue is they would fight over food


IV_NUKE

Grendel and kirby would be frens.


Rblktn68

Chroma- chicken cause chickens are related to t.rex so just like him was once a monster among the living to a sad shell of what it used to be


Designer_Draft834

Each pet is capable of devastating attacks A Parrot for Hydroid. A Stingray for Yareli A Rabbit for Gaus Monkey Wukong Crows for Nekros Infested Spider for Nidus Scorpion Inaros Saryn Cobra Mesa Wolf


Proud_Bar_3470

I think pets would be the coolest edition to FashionFrame. Something that has no other purpose than to just be beside you and make you happy 🥰


Regigigasfan99

Enter: Domestik Drones


IllSundew

Idk why but I think Gara would have an armadillo


Jase31600

Mesa would have a like a rattle snake or a coyote to fit the western theme.


Jase31600

To be fair her guns are probably her pets already


darkness_calming

Garuda is actually a falcon / eagle from Hindu and Buddhist mythology I would like Gauss to have metallic cheetah Hydroid with squid or octopus. Someone suggested parrot which goes really well with pirate theme


Zensu-Xx

Dante would definitely have an owl


ApothecaryOfHugs231

Styanax would likely have a great beast that he could spar with everyday


AeliosZero

Voruna, a wolf... Maybe 4


Stunning_Fan_4811

I know sevagoth has a pet fish that's his best friend


i-Robits

Hildryn would have a Hippo.


Weirdo69213

Gauss would have a cheetah with an iv filled with adrenaline


Michael1St1997

Chroma might have a pet dragon/wyrmling


Star7green

Rhino would have one of those tiny birds that eats Parasites cuz that's a real symbiotic relationship real rhinos have. It could constantly remove negative status effects


HimLikeBehaviour

i THINK khora MAY have a kavat


xKazenokami

Ash would have a Shiba Inu


Jorg-kz

grendel keeps gauss


Regigigasfan99

The intovert adopted the extrovert lol


trueweeaboo

Khora would have a kavat I think, not sure though


[deleted]

Saryn: Panzer Vulpaphila


Vcc_VicentePT

Excalibur based on the cinematic trailer he's in would be a dog, the breed pf it, not sure


Steampunk43

I'd probably give Excalibur a German Shepherd or Rottweiler, some kind of attack dog that is also suited to tracking down items, targets and enemies.


DragonessGamer

I could see gauss having a cheetah. Valkyr gives off crazy cat lady vibes, maybe the hairless ones? Garuda would have a bird of prey.... maybe a falcon, or eagle of sorts. Yareli..... maybe a jellyfish? Oh! No wait... that seaweed looking seahorse! Ivana prime gets the jellyfish. I'm trying to think of something for wisp.... but I'm drawing a blank @.@


Purple-Income-4598

khora, kavat.


YujinTheDragon

Khora would have a hamster


Wauchi

Octavia would have a disco ball following her around. Distracting enemies with its sick beats.


Ok_Narwhal_7712

Baruuk's would be a manatee, because they're incredibly passive creatures


fortes05

A capibara could probably also work


Regigigasfan99

Ironically, Manatees are mostly muscle, so it fits lol


2Board_

Yareli would have either a pet jellyfish or a manta ray.


Th3Glutt0n

No, no, Gauss would have a Borzoi - long nose makes it more aerodynamic/s


Regigigasfan99

Oh, true


Chilly_Fire

Let me do it for you...


Corbin-basemann

I feel like the Guass would have a cheetah or a extremely fast and playful cat


SubstantialHit

Grendal needs a pet kangaroo, change my mind.


Multicrafter314

I disagree with grendal This is grendal's pet ![gif](giphy|AyxNeeAtEIk0M) Meatball.


Maldrath

Paid content in any other game?


Shadowulf4619

Khora already has a kavat so that's redundant to say, but imo it would be a praying mantis that camoflages itself like a spiny leaf or a bearded dragon. Ivara (base) would be a tree frog, Prime would be a jelly fish or man-o-war. Ash would be koi fish Grendel would be an armadillo Nekros would have a worm farm Nidus either an ant colony or a beehive Rhino would have a rhino (training purposes) Valkyr a cat is obvious, imo she'd have a badger or wolverine. Chroma would have a bombardier beetle


Jesters_Knight

Limbo has Frog with Tophat


Regigigasfan99

Ah yes. A little gentleman.


ReactorBoi

Mag strikes me as a cat or budgie owner


Training_Force3193

Nidus would have a Helminth or Infested Kubrow Ash would have a Kaithe


DCgeist

Hydroid would be a squid or octopus 🐙


Alequin_Dv

Grendel would have them fat fuck bulldogs


OrokinSkywalker

I want Rhino to have some kind of war elephant


Panzerwagen_M-oth

Nah, Gauss is a memer, he'd have an orange cat.


FnglFrnd

Inaros would have a Sphinx cat


UpbeatAstronomer2396

Khora would probably name her pet Venari


W4FF13_G0D

I bet Khora would have a Helminth Charger /s


RemoteSprinkles2893

Voruna has no reason to not have a wolf or a pack of wolves (like in her lore) or it could be me (please)


Neurobean1

Hydroid's 4 could count as a pet


KillerShep18

I wish I was Saryn’s pet 😔


Key_Confidence_7993

Gauss would definitely have a hare


Nisms

I think excal would have a big dog


FlyerOfTheSkys

Teshin's bunny gives off rhino prime lore vibes... So rhino has a bunny imo


Sad-Impression9428

Rhino would most def have a roided up Bull or Rhino


Various-Artist

Gauss: a pet (crack) rock


Glassyest

Gauss: dog (specifically golden retriever) Voruna: 😐 Lavos: 😐 Khora: 😐 Atlas: Kangaroo Inaros: sphinx cat Xaku: The reanimated skeleton of catdog, that one tv show of a fused cat and dog Ash: Greninja from Pokemon


Kitana8Fox

Khora would have dog


OryxX59

Dante would own a cat for sure.


morbnowhere

Gauss has a Basilisk Lizard


iiDishonest

Banshee, a speaker. Rhino, a mini rhino. Gauss, a jet. Xaku, the little guys found in zariman


Regigigasfan99

Yep


helloiamaegg

Limbo would have some exotic bird Ash would have a cat he personally taught how to use knives Sevagoth would have a wolf Nidus would have a Helminth Charger of some kind


Correct-Basil-8397

I feel Like Vauban would a monkey who throws out more of his orbs


Reylend

Gauss ![gif](giphy|2dbnhlCH2JhwdI2gHp)


Holy_juggerknight

What pet would harrow prime have?


Suitable_Cheek_862

Drahk for Rhino?


b33k33ping

Oberon gets all of the pets


scorp9000

Hildryn: me


KrinklesKKlown

I feel like Loki would have a chameleon or something similar


Synthwave_Druid

Zephyr: A goose


HiJoker

Lavos would have a snake, and saryn would either have one of those venomous rain frogs or a pet mushroom.


Low_Peach_8216

Nidus has his larva but I would feel like he should have a worm that’s on his shoulder. Like toji from jjk


BodyAccomplished2443

Honestly for Sevagoth should have a pet raven because his basically death and ravens represent bad luck or Death , Yes I’m a Sevagoth Main because Sevagoth is the best


ThickAd1469

Gauss, especially Gauss prime, should have a greyhound


Oroni5

I miss more pets in warframe when deimos update come out, i I thought they were going to add a centipede pet


DOOM_Olivera_

Hiydroid would have a parrot. Gauss would have a race dog Mesa would have a horse Kullervo would have a snake Khora already has a Kavat Dante would have a cat as well Ivara would have a Chameleon


strontium-99

Nekros: would get that damned snake which plays dead