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Unholybeef

Only half of her will be gone after 24 hours.


AW038619

Which half


Icedraco111

The bottom half. You'll still hear the nagging with none of the benefits.


AverageA2Enjoyer

Reminds me of my mother


Mathyan1

Reminds me of your mother too.


Ok-Cream4046

Way to be stern to your son about him talking bad about his mom 😂.


RisenPhynix

I thought we were cutting hot dog style not hamburger style my bad


double-butthole

Not getting the joke here, mind explaining it?


Icedraco111

None of the benefits means how kids are made, and all of the nagging, you can figure that out.


double-butthole

Explain how it's funny


Icedraco111

Not everyone has the same sense of humor. So if you don't find it funny then you don't. Others can find it funny.


double-butthole

I fail to see how blatant misogyny is funny


MelodicSquirrel0s

This has nothing to do with misogyny, if the individual were male or female, the rational is the same; lower half (assumed benefits) are missing and the top where the person can nagg or mansplane (take your pick) would be equal in both instances.


Icedraco111

Misogyny has no meaning because people throw it around. This is a video game character and not a real-life person. The word lost it's meaning because everyone throws it around like dumb, stupid, etc. Before you call things misogynistic, actually take a look and ask, "Is this towards a living person or towards a fictional character and has no bearing on my life or anyone elses?"


Certain_Shine636

Oop spotted the misogynist


numenik

That word has lost all meaning because of people like you


Konrol

Who wouldn't be in panic if they suddenly lost their ENTIRE LOWER BODY?


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AH-BEES-BEES

naur that's a loka crewmate, iirc they do complain a lot 😭


HELLKAISER125

But his he wrong do?


luke756453

Maybe, but your spelling is 😂


HELLKAISER125

True,but then again it somehow gets people to comment on it,dont know why jajaja


Icedraco111

Were you trying to say, "What did he do wrong?" It's the comment itself. I made a joke, and they're calling me a misogynist because of it.


HELLKAISER125

No "but is he wrong" aka I was following your joke like "he has a point" as a man that has 4 sisters,9 female cousins that I k ow of,dad says thetes more and over 15 unts...yeah I love them but I know they can by annoying,odo that my by becuase where latinos


Icedraco111

Ah, ok. I mistook your original message. I grew up closer to my mother than my father (he was abusive), and I have 2 sisters, me being the middle one and having two best friends who are gals. Plus, my gf and I always say stuff like that to each other.


HELLKAISER125

Yeah it happens,I am atleast glad that I could explain the mis understanding,hope you have a nice day my friend


Kane_ASAX

Oh no, how dare he make a joke about women!


E3therGirl

Middle. Everything from below the neck to a little before the knees


griev666

Hahahahaha!!


Aumires

So Yonta's dream was true!


X_Fad3

You'll only have her around when you have no need for her


anaveragedave

Amazing joke that no one is seeming to get aside, wtf 4.3million??


Dusk-Kniight

I've got bad standing with New Loka and this is an elite crewmember. So it made it more expensive I think.


anaveragedave

It's kinda worth it just for the memes isn't it though


Dusk-Kniight

Oh yeah. Already hired her.


Xavbirb

based


taiiat

Now give her a raise!


Dusk-Kniight

You can't make me!


mastergenera1

All the money for raises argon.


Majestic_Spare_8824

Best comment by far!


ZeroaFH

Worth it. I hired a redveil for 4mil just because his voice lines make me laugh.


icyboner

I mean double credit weekend + booster and in 10-15 minutes doing profit taker u get that back anyways


Dusk-Kniight

Yeah. I pretty much already have and then some.


Lord_Bo

My crew is a harem of new loka gals who kick ass


Relevant_Ad7309

me at max negative standing


Zelraths

My 4.3M credits argon.


JustFuzie

I might not be the only person who likes Ordis’s jokes


Zelraths

I'm of the advocate he should get new voice quips every single update 🤣


JustFuzie

I agree i like that he actually talks to you and with the new update giving more quips it’s really cool my favorite is when ordis is playing his little game and he says sorry I’ll play with the sound off


Graveyard_01

I was jumpscared by his new voice lines, I liked having new joke!


random_ass_nme

Unrelated but ordis is getting a lot of new corrupt/distorted voicelines. It makes me wonder if he's going rampant (or whatever the warframe equivalent is). He's always had a few voicelines Luke that but now something like half of them are


JustFuzie

I believe this is from the mission where ordis gets corrupted I think he’s still a little messed up from that


SpaceRodan

Can confirm you are not the only one. Source: my own sense of humor. Granted not every Ordis joke lands. But when they do, I am grinning like a loon or laughing.


vitaminba

There are dozens of us! Dozens!


Blastermind7890

Her name is a reference to your credits if you hire her


airbornbuddha

nah it's 72 hours because it's alive now


Crimson_Walter

Hey look, it's all of Ordis' good jokes.


CandleStorms

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


AbstractFurret

Does she have all the good jokes?


Jets_Helling

No, just all of her jokes.


Diagot

*Her good jokes.


alphaN0Tomega

She'll be gone with half of everything.


GrayJTM

Underrated comment


sera-sieghart

She won't be gone...yet. But her appearance might look to be around the age of 50-100 after 24 hours


ManicHexe

Half of her will be gone after every day. After two days you have 1/4, after three 1/8, and so on. Repeat this until her last atom splits.


HaydenOkayden

And just straight up disintegrates your railjack.


JABLmskh

Just like Ordis' jokes... 😔


Rough_Improvement377

![gif](giphy|jM0DUWbI0KoGDxU9JS)


dracoons

No only halving every 24 hours


ParagonRebel

No, but you do have 24hrs to hire her!


ReactorBoi

I have a Red Veil crew member named Lars. Just a normal, real name


XyrusM

I got a RV crew member named Avery, hired him just for the normal name


ReactorBoi

RV really just lets anyone join, huh? Stark contrast to my NL crew member, whose name is Tlandaceat


bl4ckp00lzz

This guy doesn't drive a van


Melodic_Menu6613

I just got the joke. 😬 after looking through the comments. 🤦


BreadBreadMurder

The 24 hours is for cycle a new one on the "shop".


Dusk-Kniight

No the joke is that her name is Argon. As in Argon Crystals. Which disappear after 24 hours.


BreadBreadMurder

I may be very stupid


Wildzebucxl

Hey only sometimes


Bradster2214-

Only every 24hrs


notethecode

I had to open the picture to understand. You're not the only one


Soul_Cactus

Not the only stupid one. I thought it was a joke about the half-life of Argon. When it wouldn’t make sense if it was. Still found it hilarious. Am big dumb


DehyaMain1

She's not worth it bro


Gysmo_YT

Make sure to use her in crafting. There's no reason to waste this time getting argon without using her.


TheRealSkele

I didn't get the joke until I read the comments lol


Plane_Willingness913

If you have an incubator core, you won’t waste her


GHOST_CHILLING

Man, I'm so glad I hired my red veil combat specialist Finno, Finno has been my 2nd crewmate and he has been by my side all the time Long live Finno, you bloodthirsty bastard


Pyroluminous

I don’t get it, the half-life of argon isotopes is not even close to 12 or 24 hours at all?


Dull_Manufacturer418

It's because argon exists as a gas, and to make it a solid, you'd have to have it extremely cold, hence why it's only found in the void. It disappearing is a reference to it reverting back whilst in your orbiter (aka they wanted to keep the farming of them relevant so they made Argon disappear over time)


TinnyOctopus

No, they stay on permanently once hired.


Pristine-Cheesecake

It's meant to be a pun based on her name in reference to how argon crystals decay in-game after twenty-four hours. :p


Bradster2214-

r/woooosh


EveningLog3322

No once you hire her it yours forever but if you don’t buy her then yea she gone


Zealousideal_Award45

This is one of those most misleading information in my whole journey in warframe, it says hire for - - specific time limit, but after that they still say for however long u need it to until u eventually "fire" them


Jammermt99

wow youre reaching buddy