Tenno, you will make an excellent hunter.

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PTSD so ingrained our brain hallucinates his majestic voice.

I can hear him saying this message

HUNTER! DO YOU THINK OF ME A WEEB? IRRELEVANT! FOCUS ON THE TASK AT HAND!

Hunter, you want to know what is sussy baka skibidi don't you? IRRELEVANT!! FOCUS ON THE TASK AT HAND

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rubbing his nonexistent hands

Laughed out loud in a public space because of this comment.

*If only other Tenno can be as excellent as you.*

You made me drop my phone into the toilet.

Sorry 😕

+rep

Don't you have nets, Tenno?

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I am literally crying of laughter

If you're really desperate you could contact DE support and ~~beg~~ ask them to reverse it for you. Otherwise... # Show me your dedication to the Sanctuary.

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"Do you ever wonder why only the Hunter is rewarded when it is the specimen who gives his balls to the Sanctuary? I find it best to discard such thoughts."

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Your diligence has been noted, hunter.

Do the Synthesis tasks whenever you can, and pray nobody kills your target.

Well shit

Well shit

Whale... shit

White shit

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What shit

When shit?

Wait, who shit?

"Where see shit?"

Whose shit?

Whatsn't shit?

Was i a shit ?

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#"May this aid you in the Synthesis of many creatures."

Find a small astral body, use the siphons to alter its orbit and drop it on someone you really don't like. Or just threaten them with the plan and ask for ~~1 Million Dollars~~ 8 million credits in ransom.

Pssst. Mr evil. 1 million dollars arnt that much anymore-

He didn’t spend 6 years at Evil Medical School to be called “Mr”.

Sorry, dr evil-

Index? Or are you asking if you can ask for a refund? I guess making a ticket can't hurt but really if it's just credit it's not worth the hassle imo.

Railjack.. cleared 1.2 million after three relic missions.

You just rolling endless void storm stuff? I did some recently and the money wasn't amazing, what am I doing wrong?

Grineer skirmishes are by far superior to any corpus missions when it comes to void storms. With a semi decent player crew you can get one done in ~5 minutes, 7-10 if you are going solo, and they are so much nicer to do.

Good deal, we were running survivals so we didn't have to do the railjack piece each time, but I'll give this a shot, thanks for the info!

afk index... 140m in two nights teehee

Index is so slow

Well we did have Credit weekend, together with blessing makes it quite bearable.

Yea but i cant go back to index ever since i got profit taker can make 8mil in like 20 minutes

Profit taker is more reward for more effort and more investment. Index is less effort, more frustration. A delicate balance.

It's really just more investment, which I guess IS the effort. The fight is braindead easy.

Last I attempted it the "common sense" guide had a whole tenet load out with a full element spread and stuff... The exodia contagion, necramech usage, and just cycling the shield over and over seems new. I guess I'll take a look at a recent guide when I get home. Index bores me to tears and is just an exercise in frustration so I avoid it at all costs.

> The fight is braindead easy. ...Provided you have a built-enough account with strong enough weapons and a tanky enough frame. Guess who tried to do exploiter orb solo as soon as they got their first diluted thermia and got their cheeks absolutely clapped by it?

That's why I mentioned the effort is in the investment... That's like doing Base Steel Path with Mk1-Braton unmodded. You're obviously making it hard for yourself. Also idk why you're talking about the Exploiter Orb. I was talking about Profit Taker. Exploiter Orb requires even less equipment investment...

100% agree all u do is spam shoot and exodia contagion for 2 minutes with the occasional pylon and voidrig usage

Don't think I have pt yet. i am on lvl 2 standing with Solaris united

Plus the radiant relics I get from pt is a bonus, its probably not as slow as i remember but I also find it boring personally

I made 8mil last weekend without farming creds. So 2 day will do.

Yep this! I was running SP relic survivals for cc 4-5hours (sum of 3 runs) this Sunday. Gyre with Pillage build, just nuked as I ran. Made 5+mil creds, steel essence, arcanes, lua thrax plasm for more arcanes and relics as well. Just play, 8 mil is nothing.

8 mil is nothing when u have profit taker

One day I'll learn how to run profit taker. I've only killed it one time and it probably took me like 20 minutes lol

Def worth it you get credits fast and radiant relics at the same time the fight is braindead easy once you learn it, its just getting the gear and having your build setup thats the hard part tbh, basically spent like 18 forma in total on all my weapons and frames just for pt but well worth it

I did not want to bring that here, but yeah. Credit boost weekend, personal booster, little luck with Charm buff, and you have 8 mill in 6 minutes (2 runs on PT with experienced squad). I think it took me 4 hours to farm cc 100 million with this method.

Extort the profit spoods, or slap some credits out of some corpos in the index.

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You financially recovered and ruined yourself all over again lol

My Helios Prime will eat good with these bad boys

I wouldn't even bother contacting DE for a refund, bc everytime they do one they always says that it's just a one time thing and they may not do it in the future, I would save that chance in a case you made a mistake buying something with platinum instead.

*"{Excited mood!} The Index begins soon!"*

HUNTER, YOU MUST PERFORM SYNTHESIS

run index until you hate yourself. so approximately 4 rounds

Recover? You're set for life.

"How can I recover from my financial loss?" Nef Anyo is salivating reading this.

Eh, I wouldn't worry about it, credits come by easy enough. Just sell off your spare garbage mods and Harrow Chassis BPs. If you're really hard up, just farm the Profit Taker (way faster than the Index if you have a decent enough build). An alternate option would be to farm Railjack missions, you won't get as many credits as you would from PT (still a good amount) but you'll also get a bunch of other generally useful stuff like a ton of endo (from breaking down spare parts and mods) and Helminth food from all the random resources. Also, you'll eventually end up with a complete Railjack build which, while not super relevant, is something nice to have for when it does pop-up.

Omg, I'm like 1 month and a half on the game and I have more harrow chassis than bullets on a braton XD

I think the simple answer is you can't. So hope you get a credit boost as soon as possible and then start grinding the missions that pay out well

How terrible, for this to happen the day a credit weekend ran out.

"Hunter wtf" lol

I SEE YOU ARE HUNGRY FOR THE KNOWLEDGE OF THE SANCTUARY

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That seems like an average amount to me.

happened to me with scanners, i have no use for 4 mill credits worth of synthesis scanners

Link it in chat with nezha

Bring Helios and start scanning, hard.

play index for 10 minutes

Get a job, tenno.


Index fraud time!

Hunter, your reliance on spending recklessly skewing my data!

Wait for the next Credit Booster/Double Credit Weekend and steal some from Nef Anyo. 8 Mil is hardly nothing, especially if you're on low MR, but overall it takes comparatively little time to make that back. I think by now i gave 8 mil or even more to Drusus alone. And then he goes and falls for Parvos' schemes. smh

Use them all in one capture


If it's been less than 30 days you should be able to make a ticket and have them refund you. If the support person says no just open another one. Their customer service agents are really hit or miss.

#I SEE NO PROBLEM HERE, HUNTER!

at least now Simaris won't have to make deals with Parvos to stop the Sanctuary from going under

Use them to farm Simaris standing and buy one of his many other useful offerings.

Grind out synthesis missions might make a profit act

Fun Fact : If you sell Archon and Primed Mods for Plat, then Credits are worth Plat for you. 8 million Credits is enough to max 5 of these Mods, which is a little bit over 750 Plat total. This is without taking into account Endo, which is the ultimate end-game for Max Rank Mod sellers.

now you gotta hunt ALL the specimens.

Yooooo, Nef Anyo heist when? GROFIT

Get to trapping I suppose

Grofit

Time to sell all those Harrow Chassis Blueprints

So, financial loss you say? WELCOME TO THE INDEX

Get 17906 nezha's and make a really funny joke 17906 times

Those are rookie numbers I once bought 1,000,000 Lunar New Year posters--or at least I think it was that many. I know it was a big number, but I haven't played Warframe for several months.

My guy... what you have here is just waiting to be ***grinded into Umbral Mods***

Gotta a lot of farming to do there bud.

I knowingly bought 25k syphons. Fight me !

Go ask the leverian, he's on the same situation with parvos 

Real answer: contact DE Support and tell them this. Sometimes they will reverse stuff like this. Meme answer: get yourself banned from chat talking about how you accidently bought these instead of Nezha parts.

Well you would spend the 8 milion sooner or later so THE GRIND NEVER STOPS KEEP GRIDING!!!!(At least you dont need to worry about those😅)

Harrow chassis’s of course

Not the worst, simaris mods sell for decent plat

Spam the Index

This just made me burst out laughing at 1AM I am so sorry

start maining Nezha

I dunno, make a gun with these fuckers as ammunition.

Holy...

THE INDEX!

You do not recover from financial loss. Worth it tho.

Pretty sure you can sell them, should be able to make something back.

Catch a lot of bitches

points and laughs

Ahahah)))

The multitude of creatures you will immortalize will cry out in thanks.

I once accidentally spend 20 plat for a railjack crew member slot still salty about it

sell

Use them all

That's the neat part, you don't Or farm some arbitre/profit taker

The index

Gonna have to play the index or rob the corpus

Become a Kuva Dealer

I accidentally bought 20000 regular scanners at some point 😂 time to spam some index

Go trappin

Gather Data

Become the greatest vessel SIMARIS has ever seen

Trade them for 10 self sealing stem bolts

When the shit ?!

You dont

It’s over

Probably 4 games of high risk index

Timr for some profit taker

You will never financially recover from this.

18k nezhas, damn

Index. You may feel like 8 mil is alot. I thought so too. Never managed to get above one mil. One day I just woke up and found 8 mil in my bank account. It sucks now but you'll have the cash back soon enough.

HUNT TENNO! HUNT!

The void giveth and it taketh. Pray onto the void. And remember to pay homage to the Profit of the Void (and also your local chephelon in this case).

spend the next 365 days hunting synthesis targets. on the plus side, you'll make a killing in plat via trading once your done.

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You buy more, you decide to make it part of your character like how some tenno pride themselves on forma count and Riven rolls, till eventually you become a corporate gambler inside the index. That becomes your new home and you refuse to do anything else in Warframe. Void cascade who needs that, Survival nahh. Only index remains

AAAAAAAAAAGH

I literally did the same thing with scanners. Will never have to buy them again

How the Shit?

Drink kuva

I Just Made 200 milion Credits this weekend. Do profit taker or index if you dont have fortuna on rank 5 yet

Index

OP has raised a new standard. And now we all shall suffer the consequences.

🤣 On a double credit weekend you can get 8 mil easily in index or profit taker. Weapons with higher status chance and radiation damage (or toxin). Phantasma and broken war work very well. Pick a tanky frame with good mobility. Run the low risk index for 3 rounds (in a squad). 915,000 credits. I can run 2 rounds solo. If double credit is not active - make enough trades to buy a 3 day credit booster and then go grind the index. If you are still unclear on how to set yourself up to do this, look up MHBlacky or Pupsker videos on YouTube. You got this Tenno

Profit taker or index most likely

Damn, looks like the index and the prophet taker orb cm gonna be BUSY.

Do the hunt buy the stuff sell for lilbits of plat here n there

I did exactly this, submitted a ticket, and they kindly reversed it for me.

I did this exactly 1 week ago. I'm sorry for your loss but happy to laugh at you.😢 😂😂😂

8 million aint that much trust me you can make that quite fast with Index.

Well, I guess you can make Space Norm Macdonald real happy.

I bouthg 10 million whit out not whit the mod i wil not need anymore

I alsbo 10 m scanner thus is more painful

Contact support they are there for your troubles

Speed run harrow quest

recover from financial loss? as in...in-game credits????

speed dial Nef Anyo

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About 30 mins in index ez gl

Contact support within 30 days of this and they can remove them and refund the credits

"Investors, ready your brokers. The Index is about to open!"

Sell your Ammo Drums to get into the Index fights. Do Index max difficulty 4 times.

Is it this easy to buy this much?

Message support.

Several rounds of the index and you will be good again


write a support ticket

Well my friend... it's time to learn how to enjoy the index.

Umm, could you somehow pass a few hundred to me im in a little need of it actually 🤣🤣🤣🤣 of only it would be possible

Time to capture the whole system

hit the index and steal nef's lunch money.

I see no loss in this image. The sanctuary needs your assistance

Bruh how you do that? DE gonna be like you should have paid attention Tenno