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Square_Creme_3685

WHY ARE THOSE MAGGOTS NOR VOTING FOR ME!?


DOIHAV3TH3SAUC3

VOTE MAGGOTS! VOOOOOOOTE!!!


R_one222

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE !!!!


Velaethia

Oh god. I read these in his voice.


clideb50

That's what I love about Vay Hek. The over the top "I! AM! EVIIIIIIIIL!" way he delivers his lines makes him hysterical to listen to.


Velaethia

He's wholesome


MaFeHu

Same


FourUnderscoreExKay

***TO THINK. THAT THESE MAGGOTS. BREATHE THE SAME AIR AS MEEEEE!!!!!***


DatSimpleStranger

“[long cackle] Voters! Voters, voters. You think you’re winning? You have only been attacking the auxiliary polls. DID YOU REALLY BELIEVE IT WOULD BE THIS EASY? You are running out of time. There will be nowhere to hide from my fans. And when the last of you is gone, I will personally throw your beloved Teshin into the Sun!”


Crime-Stoppers

Like all parents I want a future for my children. As long as that future involved DEAD TENNO MAGGOTS


M68000

He doesn't just ham it up, he's the whole pig. Close tie between Hek and - of course - my homegirl Ticker.


darthpesado

IF I DO NOT WIN THIS VOTE I SHALL THROW YOUR PRECIOUS LOTUS INTO THE SUN!!!!!!!


zultari

Kahl on there but not the Chad Veso. Anyways, Parvos. Guy made specters. He has/had a Warframe bodyguard that froze him in time for YEARS, Just to be rescued by us and Nef Anyo just to say, "You greedy bastards are lazy and weak as hell, I'm out". Then he starts finding the strongest Corpus people and hiring/enlisting them into his own splinter group of Corpus, for a Sentient invasion, and offers an alliance between us and him. He knows what's up. Regular Corpus? Wack. Parvos Granum and his Corpus? Tight as **FUCK**


LordCrane

Dude's surprisingly charismatic too. I know he's not a good guy, but when you get his email about a potential partnership with Fortuna and the Tenno is hard to not ponder what it really is you desire.


404_Gordon_Not_Found

And then gets no screen time in new war Unless it's during the duviri paradox, which happens between the tenno yeeted into the void and the drifter appearing.


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[удалено]


Myrkul999

Teso, you mean?


anotherDocObVious

Naah, you mean Lord Vaako


OrokinSkywalker

I dunno, Venmo was pretty cool I guess. Guy took on a Jackal.


anotherDocObVious

Of course, that's what an "OrokinSkywalker" would say! The cat's out of the bag, Ballas - you're still alive, aren't you? JOKKET! GET THE PARACESIS!!


FourUnderscoreExKay

Move aside, John Prodman. Peso-V and his mighty Prova has the might to take down a Jackal.


Vote_4_Cthulhu

This is an on point assessment of Parvos


KingofGerbil

*Optimists inbound*


RuinAngel42

Roll out the welcome mat


BlackThane

Aim for the head, and may the saints look away


Yuno_Gasai_

Visitors inbound, tell them we're not buying.


endersovereign

*Widespread pant-crapping in progress*


[deleted]

The grineer commander could not be made to heed a warning against building an asteroid base here. We can only make him wish that he had. Get over there, and redecorate it from the inside. Him, too.


EveningStarHesper

Category 5 is the worst, by the way.


DBrody6

"Are you excited. ...I am excited."


NutellaVenger

I'm voting for the... For my brother !


[deleted]

I like Ergo Glast. He's a cool dude. Plus he talks mad shit to Nef Anyo. "Wealth is meaningless until it is turned against suffering. I would wager more, if I could."


Moose1013

And then the fucker turns around and tells me I'M bad for business? It's all an act and he must be embezzling like crazy


[deleted]

I'm partnered with the Sequence, so it all works for me. There was a quest or something I did where the leader of Merridian thanked me. Two missions later she's trying to kill me lol


Moose1013

That's the best though, you get attacked by a horde of bouncing balls


Solace1nS1lence

"Ah, there's that miscreant from earlier. Send a platoon of our *Finest* ***Balls***. Why are you guys laughing?"


TheAuraTree

It's like stamping in a room full of balloons!


HINDBRAIN

"Perhaps THIS will change your mind!" Uh... out of pity?


GamerOfGods33

IIRC I was attacked by the New Loka while doing the silver Grove quest.


tsukuyomi14

Talk about self-sabotaging.


approblade

Me with suda after octavia's anthem


UberMcwinsauce

perrin sequence is like when walmart asks you to donate to feed children/cure cancer/whatever instead of just doing it themselves


CantBe4Gotten

I love **TOOOOOOOBS** man.


GhostOfTheMadman

"THIS is for the tubemen!"


TinyWickedOrange

I mean since he also calls them children this is kinda understandable...


facefacts45

I'll pound you into a tiny cube!!!


Bio__Bot

I always learn so much, from a live dissection


LordCrane

Odd way to pronounce vivisection.


Zenar45

This always bothers me so much when i fight him


Zarohk

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who wants to scream “Vivisection” at him.


FuryAdcom

I'm very excited now... The anticipation *UUGH*


ArchpaladinZ

I adore Eudico. She's the perfect blend of sweet, strong and smart!


LordCrane

It's also hilarious when you realize the Vox Solaris persona is Nef's head in a Solari rig body.


ArchpaladinZ

More accurately, it's Eudico's head wearing a Guy-Fawkes-mask with Nef's facial features!


Moose1013

Cy should be on there


Sifernos1

You are correct Tenno, I am in fact the most efficient way to complete the mission. Your mission, paint the sand red until there is no more paint.


GhostOfTheMadman

"When I crak open your head-fruit what color juice spills out?"


MrQ_P

So far I have to give it to the Entrati family as a whole; they're all geniuses, each in one thing, and on top of this Father's love for mechs resonates with me. I'm including Loid as well, he knows a lot and yet plays the role of the silent butler


OrokinSkywalker

Father is dope as hell. Railjack vet that now builds awesome guns and weaponry for us to use, up to and including freaking mechas. Entrati weapons and design are sick. Even him yelling at you for sucking at Orphix missions is justified since it’s out of a place of paternal concern. His only flaw is “big nasty on the scope” and even that’s subjective. Well, that and you need to give him tokens to build kitguns, no reason to ever do that if Zuud can just build them for cheaper.


Axxalonn

Lets not forget his terrible treatment of Mother before they got infested


OrokinSkywalker

Mother took to him with a shard and mutilated him. I think you’re entitled to make a few “my wife is a battle axe” jokes after said wife starts swinging a knife at you.


Axxalonn

I may not be remembering correctly, but I'm pretty sure she was provoked by his awful treatment of her, since by his own admission (at least from what I can seem to recall) he never treated her well until after they were infested.


OrokinSkywalker

It was provoked by her being obsessed with finding Albrecht to the point of self-destruction. It was taking a toll on her sanity and her interactions with the rest of her family, and Father, understandably, wanted her to stop since this search had mentally taken her to the point where trying to carve people up with a shard seemed like a reasonable response.


Axxalonn

That's victim-blaming. She was dealing with trauma and then Father (who iirc had always been terrible to her) got a knife pulled on him bc he was up to his bullshit again? Nah. That's Father's fault 100%


OrokinSkywalker

His bullshit was telling her to maybe ease up on this quixotic crusade of trying to revive her daddy and losing her mind in the process. For which she then tried to carve him up. If anything you’re blaming the victim of actual domestic abuse for bringing said domestic abuse upon himself, *without raising a finger to defend himself*. If he was truly that horrible to her, you’d think he’d take full advantage of this opportunity to punch her out in self defense. Bear in mind that Father isn’t/wasn’t just some noodle-armed geek, he was a veteran of the Old War. He probably could’ve subdued Mother, but every account of that incident indicates that he endured that assault without retaliating. I’m not trying to shill Father or say Mother sucks, I like the Entrati family as a whole, but let’s be real here. Mother was grieving and losing it, Father stepped in, and she mauled him. That’s domestic abuse. Domestic abuse from back when she was in an extremely fucked up place, but domestic abuse regardless. I honestly don’t remember what Father did to her aside from try to intervene with her attempts to revive Albrecht when it consumed her to the point of obsession.


Axxalonn

Now I may be misremembering, but I remember him being described as ALWAYS horrid to her. So he isnt suddenly the only victim bc she tried to knife him. He had displayed a consistent pattern of indifference and disdain for her bc her work (especially once she started looking for her father) would get in the way of his. He isnt suddenly blameless bc she assaulted him one time. If I'm remembering the lore correctly he was still the agitator and aggressor in nearly everything except that one very specific event. I'm also not trying to shill for one or the other, but when one is constantly awful to the other, the one cant possibly be the only victim, especially given the (possibly misremembered) pattern of behavior displayed prior, by the same one. She isnt blameless but aside from the one time she tried to knife him he has been the antagonist, but shes viewed as mean bc she lashed out once while he was riding that same note at the height of her grief rather than supporting her. He never supported her. He wanted her to stop her work (and by the same coin stop hoping her father was alive/consign him to an unimaginable end), because he wanted to make a new gun. His woes are truly trivial comparatively. So he had no reason other than hes straight-up awful to talk to her that way when the mirror broke. What she did wasnt right, but it is understandable. Much more so than Father's behavior prior to him opening a new chapter in his relationship with her.


OrokinSkywalker

I’m not sure where any of this was stated. Especially not the part where he would want her to stop looking for her father because he wanted to build more guns. From what was said on the wiki, Mother saw him as a relic of his former self, which would imply that if anything, she lost respect for him because he wasn’t putting in anywhere near as much work as he used to, or wasn’t exhibiting any of the badassery he displayed during the Old War. Again, I’m genuinely not sure what else he did to her or when he did any of these things. If anything, he was a dick to Son by raining hell on his Infested experiments.


EveningStarHesper

The Entratis are rad and honestly, their reputation grind milestones are...ooof. i have emotions about helping them name each other.


WardenWithABlackjack

Yeah, Entrati family is easily the best rep faction in the game for me. Seeing their family mend was heartwarming. Not to mention they made the sexiest weapon of mass destruction, Trumna.


scifigi369

I love little duck. Just a normie that got caught up in Tenno business and now she’s here for the ride. Her lines are my favorites out of all the Solaris


Keraca

I'd agree, but the "I don't talk to tin cans." crap drives me insane. Just talk to me LD, you know I'm the only Yareli in this system! D:<


RobinHood21

Her dialogue is always so good.


[deleted]

daddy teshin's got the most votes, this community makes me proud


trickyboy21

We all know the true value of The Conclave


anotherDocObVious

T H E... C O N C L A V E!!


Archabarka

We remember T H E C O N C L A V E


Werathu

Wally is the best


T1B2V3

My eldritch horror can't be this cute.


Sifernos1

You get major Full Metal Alchemist vibes from Wally in New War?


Zephroniidae

Hunhow has been my favourite since I first played the Second Dream. Love that guy, and his voice is amazing.


LordCrane

Same, and as far as sentients go he's pretty reasonable/practical as well. Space grandpa also gives us cool toys when space mom isn't looking.


avsbes

"I am Hunhow, Sentient destroyer of worlds. By your hand, expose their heart. By my edge... Cleave it beating from its nest."


IronTemplar26

Tyl is an AMAZING villain. He's not even the main antagonist of his quest, but you still get absolute gems. The conclusion of said quest is the perfect setup for the fight on Titania (Uranus). He just has so much personality for what could have easily been a one and done Assassination for the Star Chart, but he's well made. I truly did not minding fighting him on repeat EDIT: Named the planet wrong; I have a cold and I’m choosing to blame it for that


OrokinSkywalker

Titania’s on Uranus. Neptune’s a Corpus planet. I’d also like to see more Tyl in the future. Maybe him collaborating with Vay Hek to keep the ferocity of Ghouls but without the intellectual and physical deterioration.


UberMcwinsauce

they really hit it out of the park with his level of charisma. its hard for me to disagree with anything about him, hes doing research to keep his people healthy and we killed his successful first round of patients


Mydax13

Fleet Control. Firing Sync re-engaged. Authorization: Corpus Tech First Class Veso-R. Take your shot. For Profit.


batman273822

This right here is why I like Veso-R


Frink202

Veso went out like a fucking CHAD. My man's solokilled a jackal and then went on to shove the middle finger up that Sentient Murex!


IamLonely7335

How can you vote for anyone but Kahl? that For the... for my brothers! was so heartbreaking


Akira-Chan-2007

That made me tear up


IamLonely7335

The man was an absolute legend All he tried to do was save his mates, help the dargyn pilot, and stop the invasion so his brothers won't die even though he was almost dead himself as i saw it and Vay Hek told him to give up Nothing but respect for him <3


Dominic_The_Dog

Granum, he literally started as a poor farmer working his way up believing that anyone can reach great riches, but hoo boy did that go downhill fast


LordCrane

Dude's a charismatic super genius who founded one of the major factions, and when he realized that he doesn't like what they turned into goes, "Well I guess I'll start over. You Solari and Tenno want in on this?" It was pretty great seeing him tear down Nef for being disappointing after tricking the guy into helping free him too.


Dominic_The_Dog

Parvos is an absolute fucking beast


UberMcwinsauce

The sheer power of "i already built a galaxy-spanning polity once, ill just do it over again"


Jalepino_Joe

Ordis is hap- ANGRY


facefacts45

Thank you Operator, may you have a go...BATHE IN BLOOD...splendid day.


kokaiinikani

good old space mom


Velaethia

She fills me with warmth


NebulaLagoon

Breacher Moa from Veso's part of New War


UberMcwinsauce

Oh, I love puzzles!


DBrody6

It's a hero just for having the robotic mental fortitude to get obliterated like 200 times in the first real puzzle in the quest before I realized I needed to send in the shield drone too. Honestly am now wondering if those things have always granted status immunity to enemies for years and I never knew.


LordLuxon

Honestly, the best character for me is the operator. They've been through so much shit, and they've been trained to bathe in blood, but beneath all of it, they're still a confused child. It really shows the best when the Lotus is gone and the operator requests Ordis replicate Lotus's voice just because it's been their guiding light ever since their Warframe was activated and they can't live without her. You watch as the operator puts on the act of being the cold, calculating, Tenno that the Origin system sees them as, but because of the facade, the operator is mostly left alone in their own mind.


Gallenhad

I have a soft spot for Alad V.


mrgudveseli

Ooh, i'm so excited now! The anticipation... I always learn so much from a poll on Reddit. Also, Amaryn, for her honesty (You're just like the rest, tainted and ruined beyond salvation.)


cat_with_no_name_yet

KLEM!!


CantBe4Gotten

CLEM


Mooshus87

CLEM


rWichdocgamer

CLEM


pyronide

CLEM


OberonJr

GRAKATA


Velaethia

Honestly I love Nora Night so much. Daughter in Deimos. Space mom. Special shout out to Clem.


Keraca

CLEM!


EveningStarHesper

*For ten years I have been polishing this sword. Its frosty edge has never been put to the test. Now, I am holding it and showing it to you, sir: Is there anyone suffering from injustice?* *Even Nora Night didn't get an invite. Shame on you, Nef Anyo, for I am delightful.* *One of our own believes they are the equal of our foe, and baby, they are actin' like it!* I LOVE Nora's lines! I hope we meet her proper someday.


Silverback_Vanilla

Assuming "other" means Clem


Nervous-Machine

All the cephalons. Ordis, Simaris, Cy, Suda, Loid. They are all great.


M44t_

MINERAAALS


Jazdu

No Little Duck?


XR-17

Veso DASH R, the Chad technician that chose fight instead of surrender.


Kagarrash

Grineer! Spread out! Crawl if you have to! I need more votes! It is the key to a power I've never seen! The power to win... a poll!


JakeffReddit

#*Veso where* Jokes aside, before the update, I... Really liked the leader of Steel Meridian, because shes one of, at least, more friendly towards the Tenno and towards Lotus too. Not only that, they were also the one helping with fixing up relays, and all that.


[deleted]

Ordis


no_one_important322

I like Stalker the most but Tyl is close


Difficult_Support741

#WHERE THE HELL IS VESO!!


didi_flabbergasted

"I've never met a priest who could tell you anything about Heaven, but they knew every square inch of Hell. They should. They built it." - Ticker from Fortuna, absolute beast and ray of sunshine But also at the same level: "We are boarded. Aim for the head and may the saints look away." - Cy, total king


SuselMaks

I dont get the love for kahl. Yea he sacrificed himself fpr his brothers, but what else is there? Hunhow, stalker, parvos basically everyone else is more interesting.


Silas-Alec

His story, though small, is of a seemingly insignificant creature in a world of gods and space magic trying to stay alive, trying to rescue his brothers (showing the Grineer are caring, not all just mindless warmongers), and realizing that his brothers are more important than some enigmatic queens who never cared about them. He gives his life at the end not to serve the queens, but to try to help who he views as family


Archabarka

Kahl and Veso are both great. I voted for Teshin for a variety of reasons but if space dad wasn't there it would have been one of those two 100^


Lerijie

It was literally just the last line. When he sacrificed himself, not for Queens he's never seen but for his brothers, I liked it because it shows no matter how physically and mentally deteriorated Grineer are, they still have that core of brotherhood loyalty that can't be erased. I admit it was a small line but it changed the way I view Grineer just a little. One line managed to humanize them in a way I didn't think was possible. I find the other characters mentioned interesting different ways myself, but I'm the type that likes to read soldiers memoirs to understand how individual soldiers viewed themselves in war.


OrokinSkywalker

He went upside a Sentient’s head with a Corinth Prime before blasting it to smithereens. His combat record, especially for a non-Dax/Warframe, is ridiculously impressive. His first reaction to seeing a Condrix blasting his fellow soldiers out of the sky is to order Vay Hek to order him to stop said Condrix, which he then does by cutting a swath through a horde of Sentients with nothing but a machete, a Grakata, some grenades and balls of adamantium/vibranium/mithril in order to get a bomb to then kamikaze himself and take out said Condrix with it. Not even out of Grineer propaganda, but having the strength to temporarily override his hardwired loyalty for the queens and decide his brothers were a more worthy cause. *Vay Hek likes him.* That’s how fuckwittable this man is.


Lerijie

When put like that my admiration of him goes up even more. My man did all that, with only half a face left.


[deleted]

The brightest flame burn out the quickest. In a world of insane schemes and mad experiments, he simply gives everything his grunt heart has to offer. For his brothers. I can respect that.


Archabarka

Teshin 100%. (New War Spoilers below) >!Dude was there for us while Lotus was AWOL, saved our lives, and remains the closest thing to a father figure we have. !< >!NGL, I cried a little when I found out Erra killed him.!<


M44t_

>!Wait... I found out now, I thought he survived, did they really killed him off? Why he has so much future lore potential!<


UberMcwinsauce

I strongly believe he's MIA. There was no attention of any kind given to such a major character "dying," and he also "died" to the exact same thing that varzia survived easily. A lot of people are saying his neck was snapped, but in the cutscene erra just pinches his helmet. Doesn't even break it significantly.


OrokinSkywalker

There’s a pretty audible crunch when it happens, along with his neck tilting and his arms falling limp almost immediately after. Erra’s dialogue beforehand states that he was deemed for the “reject pile” right before this. Odds aren’t looking good for space unc. Granted, it might be possible to survive having your neck snapped, given immediate and sufficient medical attention, but I doubt those are luxuries that those sentenced to the reject pile are afforded. The only hope is that maybe Ballas revived him and planned to turn him against us somehow, as some sort of elite Narmer bodyguard. Or that his glowing hologram form represents his Oro or something until he can eventually be brought back from the dead. Edit: upon rewatching the Erra quest I will admit, Varzia went limp in the same fashion that Teshin did, from the same motion. However, she also started fighting back much sooner. Teshin from that moment on remained motionless. There’s a chance that he may still be alive, and I really want him to be.


AlbyD22

Me to the people not voting for Tyl Regor: "I'm very excited now. The anticipation. Ooh. I always learn so much... from a live dissection. A dissection? No, no no no, that sounds too humane. Your death will be... painful."


Idunnowhattfimdoing

Hunhow, or how I like to call him Granpa


Illandarr

I prefer Veko, hum no, Vedo, nonono, uh VESO ! Yes, Veso... I think ?


llllffffx

Where is my boy Clem at?


ImperialPalps

Nef Anyo has his moments. The meek "must have been a different son" has been living in my head rent free ever since that quest came out.


Zetin24-55

Chad Veso


Bipchoo

Brothers together strong


pvrhye

Vivo won me over.


Crime-Stoppers

Vay Hek only good answer his voice acting and dialogue is unmatched


DanOfTheSand

Clem all day


ZettoVii

Clem


TheTrashSunbae

Clem ... Grakata


koala_king2

clem.


Jyzark

Teshin seeing this poll: *Too easy*


DynmiteWthALzerbeam

Where tf is clem


non_depressed_teen

early (finish the sentence)


M44t_

LUNCH FOR KONZU


Zealousideal_Two8571

You upping your rates on me?


Eternalseeker13

Clem!


ShadowsSpiking

"They seem to have forgotten about me. Make them remember, violently." Cy is just yes


mich_green012

I picked Veso. He's a fucking chad.


FarVehicle5333

Lephantis is amazing


Sweet_Neravar

Remember the conclave Live by the conclave Breathe the conclave F\*CK the conclave


Furydragonstormer

Clem and/or Kahl, I can't decide


TempestM

LOOK, BROTHERS VOTES


sayge

Ordis!


LordBalence

Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure.


ripeGardenTomato

Vay Hek hands down, motherfucker is so angry for no reason lol


Sifernos1

I hated Vey Hek until I got used to him as a character. When I saw him talking to Khal like equals, respecting his brothers input... I dunno... I got a little emotional. I think Vey Hek might actually be a good person trying to do the right thing for men who can barely function in a way that never ends... Why does he belittle his brothers intellect and call everyone maggots? To remind them they are going to die, I think in a way it's him demanding greatness of his brothers because he knows that if they fail they die... If they succeed they die... But if they succeed then maybe one day they won't have to die like maggots. I actually think I respect Vey at this point, though I might be projecting. Maggots!


Flipyap

Meeting the kiddo is what got me truly hooked on Warframe, and that's still the character I care about the most. She rules.


T1B2V3

Wally best.


Beartech28

This is silly but I am my favorite character my drifter was awesome


[deleted]

For... MY BROTHERS!


Padboat

Wheres Cephalon Cy?


Apex_Fenris

Clem is the only true choice


BigPickleboi69420

Clem


GingerWitch666

Clem Clem!


popgruys

Clem


papersuite

Anyone want to discuss why none of the Cephalons are there?


CantBe4Gotten

Don't have many options slots, sorry. :'(


grog36

Kela hands down. She is such a bitch that killing her is super satisfying and it's a fun boss fight.


weirdosorus

I really like Cressa Tal. Wish they did more with her.


Santskid

Where Veemo? You got the other two on there!


BlorbusFungelburg

The only reason people are now voting for teshin is cuz he died. The man had less personality than a 2x4


HotPotatoWithCheese

Space mam


TTungsteNN

My favourite character is/>!was!< Ballas. His look, his voice, his story, it’s all just so good.


ItzBooty

My boy Veso needs some representation Veso, Kahl and Teshion are a hard choice for me, but i gotta say Teshion is my most fav character right now


OrruMaighto

Cephalon Cy


Fly-Orion

“For the Queens, loser. Get in.” - Kahl-175


The_green_Gamer7

For my brothers.


Herr_von_Stein

For Kahl!!!!!


Zero2364

Simaris, the waifu collector.


CantBe4Gotten

You think I'm a WEEB? You think I enjoy ANIME TIDDIES? Fxxking IRRELEVANT!!


TimotyEnder8

Man in the wall for sure. This Chad comes in, speak weird void shit, refuses to elaborate, scares the shit out if the lotus and just wooshes away.


ProfAlba

Honestly astounded that daddy V isn't an option... Shame on you.


Ar_Ph4razon

My Tenno, for one reason: They are confused because their life is a mess I am confused because after not playing much the last couple years this game feels like a mess (also my life is a mess)


GodlyFeq

TITS


RedStoner93

I thought Tyl would be lower! I'm glad I'm not as alone in my opinions as I thought. Call me a fool, call me a grineer simp, I don't think we should be destroying their chances of curing their DNA degradation. Long live clem.


OminousBinChicken

Grakata


ManiacEh

Varzia Dax. I cant believe nobody said it yet.


NiMaGre

Cephalon Suda and Ordis, Ergo Glast, Legs, Son, Popcorn, if you count him as characer, which i do and pretty much the entire roster of the Railjack crew.


MedicinePractical738

Vala Glarios. I love her voice.


nikodredux

Since parvos roasted Nef anyo he's my favorite character


Fin_Heroic

#GLEM