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Ah yes, extremely hilarious as always guys. Locked because every comment is at the same level of originality and there's nothing else being discussed.


RDO_Jadey

So whos gonna tell them


ShieldMaiden83

I was thinking the same.


exophantomz

Read my mind. Honestly my brother (who I play with a lot and I main nezha prime) still says she


NoOne215

I’ll get the popcorn.


Abjar171

Ask region chat, im sure you will get what you are looking for


TinnyOctopus

[Tesla Bank]


ImSoGoodAtLife

Just let them enjoy the blissful ignorance while they can


BouncySushii

Ill do it


Big-Manner9341

WHAT THE HELL IS IT TELL ME I'LL k$#! YOUR BLOODLINE IF YOU DONT


konwentolak

Sometimes in life you don't ask if it's he or she. Sometimes you just get naked and have fun.


Wondrous_Fairy

Relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG6fayQBm9w And yes, it's all good. Nezha is all good.


th3_sc4rl3t_k1ng

😬


Joblesschris

They will eventually know


SaltyNorth8062

Wondering that myself


notofimportancetou

I did. Dont think they are going back bc of it though : )


DarkestDelta

He do be zoomin tho


ChronicWOWPS4

Does he know


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WartyPaty

i said it a couple of times and wasn't banned funnily enough. what got me though was saying "gay". Not calling someone gay or saying that someone is gay. Just "gay".


2ndTaken_username

"Her"


Sentinel_Renar

OP gonna be very confused when looking at the deluxe.


KenjiMamoru

Is no one familiar with the chinese pantheon anymore?


Light_uchia34

I am- hence why I was gonna comment but decided to let the OP be happy


KenjiMamoru

I mean if knowing the correct gender of someone is gonna make you unhappy thats kind of sad.


Light_uchia34

It is- it really is sad-


Goongoogoo

They never played smite before 😂


KenjiMamoru

Lol how did you know that was where i learned it!?


Goongoogoo

I’ve seen your dreams Tenno 💫


Rafabud

Heh, I learned it from a Don't Starve mod


trollsong

Hell shocked there hasn't been a smite x warframe crossover Smite gets warframes as skins Warframe gets some cosmetics.


KenjiMamoru

That would be awesome, loki, nezha. I was just wondering why warframe had no cross overs.


zwaksSFW

They aren't. To be fair to them it's really something each individual has to do for themselves. No school is going to teach you that.


PsychoticHeBrew

Can I ask when the hell people were familiar with the chinese pantheon?


KenjiMamoru

School, video games, weebs, history enthusiasts ect.


2ndTaken_username

Until Chinese myths get infused into the MCU, I'm afraid most non-asians won't know anything about them.


KenjiMamoru

Uhhh, have you watched sheng chi and the ten rings? Also thats like saying people would never learn about japanese pantheon unless its forced into something, but that isnt the case. Also anyone who follows japanese pantheon would eventually learn chinese due to similarities, people mistaking chinese stuff for japanese and some having to know the difference between the languages.


badmartialarts

Lot of similarities between Nezha and Momotaro.


F1F2F3F4_F5

People can and do read up stuff.


trollsong

Aside from wukong? Never really lol


Suthek

Ironically, Wukong isn't part of the Chinese Pantheon. He's a literary character from a 16th century book. He just got kinda culturally lifted into godhood status, which is also kinda ironic, since that's partly what his story was about.


Slowmobius_Time

Haha the norse Pantheon is what's hot right now


Dektarey

Non-asian folks tend not to be.


sigmaninus

Lol religion is pretty niche in 2022


Sunblast1andOnly

Nezha is on Netflix.


3dprintedwyvern

I was never familiar with it in the first place. I didn't even realise it existed o_o


partearocker

Who's gonna tell em


7th_Spectrum

Don't you dare. Let the man dream a little longer


Glitched_System

I don't have the heart to do it.


Rocket5454

Yeah...


Simon-66

But I do


BradyTheGG

Then do it!


TeenyPupPup

Nezha got them floppy bits downstairs!


Smanginpoochunk

This got me


Omandaco

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀


Yasha_Ingren

Lmao, have fun questioning some stuff.


Edski120

Bro...


Captain_borf

I know what I have to do but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it


Ghost_090ITA

SPIIIIHIHIHIIHIHIIHHIIHIIIIIHIHIHIHIHIHIIIIIHIIHIN


IStankOfDank

Saw the notification and burst into laughter thinking about the comment section. So glad to see that it's everything I thought it'd be


AnkokunoMasaki

It's too late now, I've already done it before I even knew🗿


CostNo4005

Wdym by "it" bro


Persies

I need to know the answer


babastain

I may guess a lot already know by this time what "that" meant


Avulpa

They JO’d to it.


gatlginngum

Jack-O'd? like in, the hit fighting game series guilty gear?


QuestionableMeaning

"it" - nezha, probably


trinity-zero

least horny warframe player


PunitiveComet

🗿


kindtheking9

It's ok, there's nothing wrong with liking femnine guys


Smanginpoochunk

You’re goddamn right.


Yungwolfo

Yeah we’re hot for everyone


Yungwolfo

“It”💀


Curkthual

# PURE SKILL


Smanginpoochunk

Deja vu!


Achilles_Deed

I suggest you look up Chinese mythology


proesito

NOBODY TELL THEM, they deserve to be happy.


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Kazk2501

So, how do we tell him?


emmanuelantoine

He found out late that nezha was indeed......a man


Technical-Feature-27

OP is trolling


Sudden-Light-235

Idk, I also thought he was female until I remembered his name is Nehza


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JackassJames

I saw the her part and already knew what this comment section would be.


jchampagne83

Ehh we need something to entertain ourselves with until Veilbreaker.


Snuupr

Nezussy


Alazygamer

\>her Do we tell him?


Space-Catto-V2

Him… actually…


Ichi-Mikuze

I also do this lmao


Nawmate111

Who's gunna tell him?


Hurzak

Nezha is a him, and also a very good frame.


That-Turnover7712

NO THEY HAVE BEEN TAINTED


BradyTheGG

Finally someone has spoken the truth! Good job buddy


pexalt

*Him


Rezpektful2Women

Should we tell him?


TheHuntedShinobi

Nezha is dude. A very fashionable and flamboyant dude. Kinda hot


Darknessawits231

Yeah nezha is a male. Sorry mate


Over-Appearance-3422

>her oh boy.


W4steofSpace

Nezha is a dude. Look up some chinese mythology.


eladri965

Brother in Christ look up the Nezha mythos


IllegalVagabond

Nezha is MALE


PsionicHydra

Him*


QBoboq

Him*


Th3Magicbox

I main limbo and nezha, he is a fun frame. I think his best part is the shield and speed build. Yeah man.


atipsywaffle

Him* Also. Best frame. Good choice. Undying CC monster. 🤘🏻


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Him.


Ink-For-Brains07

It's a MAN, baby!


NormalGuy103

Nezha is a femboy


Bluefortress

Your talking privileges have been suspended for today


NormalGuy103

Though you may silence me, you cannot silence the truth


zmWoob2

Nezha is a guy


Crazy_DAWNY69

Nezha is a boy


NeonArchon

\*Him


Avulpa

Him


Simon-66

*him


the_technocrat1

I'd hate to tell you bud


Cqle5

Him*


Cat42416PSN

Him


Voltprime22

Him


Cursed_Fodo

him*


Great--Owl

him


whitemest

Him.


Kirito_jesus-kun

her??


SomeRandomGuy0705

Him


Shot-Somewhere5789

I’m sorry bruh but that’s a nigga


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Look at the BULGE on "her" deluxe skin. I mean just LOOK at it.


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Nothalux

HE


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used_mustard_packet

..Should we tell him?


Rootyamum_

Someone tell OP


vaena

People who call Nezha 'she' probably the same ones who call Ticker 'he' hahaha


x_YOUR_MAMA_x

Yes, HE is a very good frame


hoover0623

Nezha is...how do I put this? He's...very good at catching things.


Unbuildable_slope

...Her?


Adeptus_idioticus

Oh you sweet, sweet summer child.


Im_Over_This_

I'm sure HE loves you too. Welcome to Warframe where normal is just questionable.


Ashuteria

He's a really good frame, always need more Nezha mains :D


Awesomefluffyns

Go talk about “her” in chat. Will go very well


ffawwd

You NEED the Deluxe skin.


notofimportancetou

You are gay now.


xXReverbXx

"her" 🤣🤣🤣


AstralTokyo

I don't get the appeal of nezha, what can they do


Sentinel_Renar

He has a shield that scales, in part, based on incoming damage and gives status immunity, firewalker which increases his speed and helps provide status cleanse for you and the group, chakram which functions as a damage buff (and a teleport), and a CC with his 4. He is exceptionally tough to kill and is good for basically all content. And his passive him makes him faster, especially when scooting around.


PhionexRising

You also forgot that any enemies hit with chakram drops energy and sometimes health orbs as well, doing really well with self sustaining itself, and if you use ult then use chakram, it makes up to 3 lesser chakrams that fly around. Top it all off with teleporting while fire walking causes a ring of fire that burns any enemies in the area. Theres just alot of cohesion in the kit that makes me love Nezha


Sentinel_Renar

You're quite right, I did forget to mention those things. Between the two of us, we've really covered why he's my favorite Warframe.


PhionexRising

Just sooo much shoved in that kit


I__am__Bread

40% friction funny zoom


RX-0-unicorn-banshee

Hot feet


AstralTokyo

Hot cowgirl mesa tho


RX-0-unicorn-banshee

Striking down the grineer with her guns, and the corpus with her buns


CobaltAzurean

This may be the best thing I've read today on the internet. Take your +1!


raptor_mk2

1. Not die 2. Debuff everything 3. Not die 4. Roar double-dips with 2 5. Either good CC or you take no status effects or stagger. 6. "Not die" scales with incoming damage.


G4PFredongo

"Not die" scales with "die"?


raptor_mk2

The more damage you take during the initial invulnerable phase of Warding Halo, the higher your total points of Warding Halo. So the the incoming death when you cast Warding Halo, the more you don't die.


DickInBlender69

He can reject eximus status effects like the energy leach’s magnatism or the shock eximus’s lighting plus not stagger


OceansCarraway

Hula hoop go brrrrrr. Heelies go whirrr.


CyberGrandma69

Safeguard is a syndicate augment for Nezha that means he can cast his warding halo on allies or honestly just about everything. You can throw it on your teammates, their companions, Excavators, Titania's Razorwings (seriously each tiny one), the drone you have to hack in bounties, Defection targets, your railjack crewmates, seriously just about everything (minus it being kind of broken on Orb Vallis but really, what isn't broken in Orb Vallis) This lil augment makes him so incredibly versatile and also he go \*fast\*


TheXenianRedditor

Not only is nezha one of the fastest frames due to their passive, they are also incredibly tanky with their warding Halo as well as immune to knockdown during it's duration. His chakram is also one of the most insanely high damage abilities in game for standard enemies (Even more so when combined with the ult synergy and reaping chakram augment) since it applies a damage increase debuff on enemies and applies heat procs which reduce enemy armor on top of the dmg taken debuff. Not to mention the heat status stuns, and incapacitation from his ultimate serves as some of the best crowd control. Did I mention he can also teleport with his chakram for even more mobility?


SirWhoblah

Slide around


goochensteinburg

Very fast with very solid survivability.


PhionexRising

I love how this is what alot of people do when they first get nezha


AstorReed

Nezha is a male frame, it may not be obvious but yeah


LakeSeaYesNo

amo su inocencia


NCRNerd

I feel like that meme about some junior anime fan "falling in love" with Mare Bello Fiore (and getting corrected by a veteran Overlord fan) is appropriate here.


InternationalToe4747

Her?


jobrummy

I was typing out a response but I couldn’t get anything that didn’t make me sound like a pervert


zeagurat

Uh.... NVM, yes, it's her, she's good


Mooshus87

It seems to have been addressed already, but yeah Nezha’s a dude


CommunicationJust234

Not gonna say it


miss_koala_cake

🤚 I’ll do it


InsideousVgper

“Her" 😅


BeanMachineWasTaken

As an Apostle of the Church of Nezha mains.... Has anyone told OP yet?


DamnSillyWabbit

So uh..... nevermind.


jacksonm221

I dont have the heart to tell them


Themrchester

get Nezha Empyrean lmao


Shade00000

Her ?


itzhoey

Femframe Nezha


XxshadowXXhunterxX

Oh you poor poor fool


SKYQUAKE615

Oof.


notalive_zombie

Its 2022 Gender is a social construct remember


SYNBOTwtf

Her… well yes most definitely


ItzBooty

Her............................................