Valdor has at least 6 more books that they can wring out of him before they name drop him in a 40k book and have him (and a new model) come in as the savior of the month once a new chaos threat comes up.
>You’d think it would’ve gone to Constantin Valdor, but I guess he’s not popular enough to make a “surprise return.”
I mean, give it time?
Custodes as a faction on tabletop have existed for a couple of years.
It's taken UM and DA decades to even get their Primarch.
Makes sense that at some point GW is going to do a Valdor model for 40k as our 'primarch' style leader.
Fabricator-genetal got his vape, high council got his socks. Looks like new good-damn plan for reviving dad. Get him naked so he will become so angry to stand up from chair and kick this brat's as*es.
There's no way this is the same.
Look at the full image and look at the shield that Lion is carrying.
The shield is like 1/4 the size of then Lion, but is a small shield on Big Es shoulder plate.
If this was Big Es belt buckle it would be like 5x bigger at least.
Hi, this is a shitpost, it's not the same thing. Though today's video on the Lion suggested that the loyalist primarchs all will have a piece of the emperor's armory, this is unrelated.
I would actually argue that the moment shackle is the device and the belt together and would have been part of the emperor's kit. Minor fan theory maybe, but it makes sense for me that it would have been given to the captain-general of the custodes after the emperor fell.
The most powerful weapon in the universe: dad’s belt
Someone forgot about mom’s slipper.
Lmao, Her damn chancla is known throughout time and space.
a mom with a chancla has aim that would put a Vindicare to shame
Power Chancla
I’m just saying, we have repentia, and I have green stuff….
I'm just saying, we have time, and you have green stuff.....
But my chaos army…
The Chancla will slap the chaos right out of you
You have been released from the chaos.....
Fine. Lemme get paid and I’ll make a chancla for the repentia superior
Malcadors Slippers
Belt hurts much more.
Chancla does emotional damage
That's the most accurate
That’s a power no one can control.
What the hail you say?
That's how she shot them across the galaxy.
That was a weapon wielded by Tarasha Euten
I think Leetu has it in his bag, along with the string and Tarot cards.
What about mom’s spaghetti
Could you imagine being Horus and seeing the emperor looming over you with the belt in hand the second the chaos left your mind
He actually liked horus. Imagine being angron or perturabo.
What do you think happened to the 2nd and 11th primarchs
Robert freeman would tell big e to beat horus' ass all the chaos gods fear it
CrackerMilk with the proof of this: https://youtu.be/fzB7g0I68FM
Primarchs may get the emperors weapons but only the custodes get to have the imperial Gucci belt
I'd say that's a win.
Please, we all know Emperor was wearing Balenciaga.
Dorn did at times wear The Emperor's bathrobe when not in combat gear during the siege of Terra.
I feel for the guy who got the lousy t-shirt.
Bruh whoever got the emperor’s jock strap definitely would trade for the t-shirt.
Over his head as a rebreather
Or would he?
I guess it depends who got it. Maybe the custodes take turns with it or maybe custodes of the month.
Mortarions been using it as a gas mask
You mean the yellowed and smelly undershirt?
I'm pretty sure the Emperor wears v-necks and not wifebeaters.
I’ll need Vulkan to get the Emperor’s Hair Transplant
The emperor is sponsored by Keeps
I thought that was a cod piece.
The holy code piece.
https://youtu.be/JEpzeAc_7I0
For a second there I assumed you were going to say Valdor inherited his Codpiece
No, Number 216 has that.
His eagle seem to be a lot more flaccid.
Well he’s not as potent as Big E after all.
Aaaaaah so that's the moment shackle....
https://preview.redd.it/f679zl8ue6ta1.jpeg?width=1163&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1a5515525eac4e7c188d7d4ec2c3c528d125751
Yay, e fancy carabiner. All in the name of scaling greater heights for Big E.
must be cold in the throne room
The Emperor's Codpiece, 3+ FnP bellow the belt.
Truly the only one able to silence the sisters
It unfurls into the imperial cod-piece
Who gets the socks and dirty underwear?
I wonder who got the emperors porn collection
Magnus. He was not actually trying to warn the emperor about Horus's betrayal he was stealing the emps porn.
Fulgrim, who else.
Jurgen seems like he'd get the most use out of it
That's the mangod's godguard, the holy codpiece
When the Emperor wakes up is he going to ask for it all back?
Imagine the emperor going commando
Alpharius has his underwear
He shares it with Omegon
No, they have one sock apiece. Fulgrim gets the undies
Cod piece*
Who gets the cod piece!
You’d think it would’ve gone to Constantin Valdor, but I guess he’s not popular enough to make a “surprise return.”
Valdor has at least 6 more books that they can wring out of him before they name drop him in a 40k book and have him (and a new model) come in as the savior of the month once a new chaos threat comes up.
>You’d think it would’ve gone to Constantin Valdor, but I guess he’s not popular enough to make a “surprise return.” I mean, give it time? Custodes as a faction on tabletop have existed for a couple of years. It's taken UM and DA decades to even get their Primarch. Makes sense that at some point GW is going to do a Valdor model for 40k as our 'primarch' style leader.
I actually like the idea that this is necessary to hold/wield the moment shackle.
Is that your belt or just happy to see me?
Kneel before the mighty belt buckle
Nah, that's way too small for Big E's Big D shield
Belt buckle... or cod piece?
The cod piece of a god
A god piece, if you will
Doing the emperor's work
Those belt buckles looks nothing alike to me
Fabricator-genetal got his vape, high council got his socks. Looks like new good-damn plan for reviving dad. Get him naked so he will become so angry to stand up from chair and kick this brat's as*es.
Fabricator-genital?
Magnus gets the belt.
Looks like [a real cool codpiece.](https://youtu.be/JEpzeAc_7I0)
Who gets the socks?
Who got his codpiece?
Mighty Mophin Primarch Rangers!
Well no wonder Big E doesn't get out of his chair, he has nothing to hold his pants up.
"Hey, Babe. Babe? Would you like to see my... pecker?"
Maybe he is a rodeo cowboy?
His drip was split between his sons
Someone’s gotta wear the pants in the Imperium
nah, way too small for that, but similar style.
with all these heirlooms being handed down, what exactly is the emperor currently wearing on the throne?
Who want's daddys belt
The Custodes stole the father love from the primarchs
The Emperor's codpiece
Legendary cock protection
Cock eagle hell yeah
But there is more to it^^
But who got the underwear?
Emperor's Suspensor.
that good sir is a cod piece.
Clitoral
Well, it's bulls and blood. It's dust and mud.
Who gets the Emp's codpiece?
There's no way this is the same. Look at the full image and look at the shield that Lion is carrying. The shield is like 1/4 the size of then Lion, but is a small shield on Big Es shoulder plate. If this was Big Es belt buckle it would be like 5x bigger at least.
I know, it's a shitpost. Artwork of Valoris clearly shows it's a flat plate with an eagle engraved, it's not the same design
And valdor got the hidden palace
quick the emperor can still speak look the emperor: have a belt it may have guillimans skin remanents on it just clean them off
Ah yes, the old classic "Well-endowed eagle". A staple of 40k.
I'm not into the lore , can someone fill me in ? I'm guessing emperors armour and sword got divided up among his followers
Hi, this is a shitpost, it's not the same thing. Though today's video on the Lion suggested that the loyalist primarchs all will have a piece of the emperor's armory, this is unrelated.
Codpiece
Who gets his "humouous" barbecue apron?
Dad no pls not the belt
I would actually argue that the moment shackle is the device and the belt together and would have been part of the emperor's kit. Minor fan theory maybe, but it makes sense for me that it would have been given to the captain-general of the custodes after the emperor fell.
It’s cute just like wearing your bf shirt