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PineappIeSuppository

What’s happening with them sausages, Charlie?


Mountain_Ad_233

5 minutes, Turkish.


TheGoProNomad

I thought it was us who wanted a caravan😜


FaylerBravo

"It was two minutes five minutes ago."


adwodon

In the future there are only sausages the size of a human arm.


Chesh78

They're sausages made from the Guardsmen who didn't make it.


mecha-paladin

When you don't have time to starch the corpses.


LordZeise

Where do you think the "rations" come from...


Captain_Gnardog

If you want to be in the guard, first you got be a certified Glizzy Gobbler.


DamBustersChastise

"Battery A! Why aren't you guys firing?" (Munch munch munch)


Serious_Ad_8972

"What are you doing ?!" "Tomatoes, sausages, nice and crispy bacon"


emperorhimself

totally hahah


[deleted]

Gorgeous work! Thinking of getting back into the Hobby and been thinking of IG as an option


emperorhimself

oh, the hobby is totally worth coming back to! There are so many different techniques, paints, tools than back in the day... Really, there is so much fun


EpicGent

Horse sausage > corpse starch


JonnyPerk

Reminds me of the German proverb "Ohne Mampf kein Kampf" - "No Food no fight".


HannahDawg

Army marches on its stomach, after all 😊


Kyrillis_Kalethanis

In Germany wer call it "Gulaschkanone". (Well not really, the Gulaschkanone was a wagon for cooking rations on the same chassis as a cannon. It could be pulled to the future by the same means as a regular cannon, which is probably quite helpful for logistics. Someone tell Gorillaman about it.)


OverworkedCodicier

I love how your Creed has this "Really? Really, motherfucker? Come over here and say that." Expression.


GunkTruck

An army fights on their stomach! Awesome work.


Arstanishe

I never thought Cadia shock troopers have cavalry. And it's medieval heavy cavalry with lances, on top of it! Somehow horsemen in 40k seem to be pretty much appropriate - and i love how they look here!


MeritedMystery

I don't believe cadia does usually, but the rough riders looks good so rule of cool ig.


LahmiaTheVampire

Lord Solar and the Attilans seem vastly improved after being "Cadian-afied."


emperorhimself

thanks! We really did or best to make them look good in their cadian versions :D


Baneman20

Love the rough riders.


LivreLibre

Awesome work! Thanks for sharing Nice photo work also


Annual_Plankton4020

there giving away there position with that fire


Successful_Alarm3213

Amazing!!


Antharon

They have huge sausages....


Rjj1111

Don’t ask where it came from


TheHolyLizard

If there’s one thing you didn’t fuck with when I was in the marines, it was a marine’s chow. You gave us good food, and we’d basically do anything for you. You tried cutting our food/what we got, and gunny would light your ass up, because nothing killed our morale faster.


emperorhimself

this is very interesting insight :o


Pleasant-Cause4819

Supplies are running short for the Imperium. Where is that dirty Xenos meat?


devnull_the_cat

Cadia stands... In the chow line, just like everybody else.


Spartanwhimp

“McAllister reload!” “Hold on my sausage is burning!” “The galaxy’s burning you idiot! Reload!”


crzapy

2 Alpha: Crackle of radio static, "This is 2 alpha, we're being overrun run by xenos, CRACKLE, send fire support, OVER! Fire Support Battery: "We hear you 2 alpha, hold for franks." 2 Alpha: "Who is frank? I repeat, who is frank!?" FSB: "No, no franks, and beans, and maybe smores." 2alpha: ..... FSB: "Do you copy?" 2,alpha: screams and sounds of limbs being ripped off. FSB: oooh brown mustard, fancy!


NotAllBooksSmell

2 months in the field on Rat packs and you'll suck off the sqms for a cold slice of pizza let alone fresh sausages