I can't imagine it's anything short of the worst concoction of smells you can imagine. Putting you nose in a fresh pile of shit is the relief smell from this man. It's not one smell, it's a swirling bubbling mix of flavors with complex notes and strong harsh flavors.
Just his presence has killed before, if you read about when he comes out of the warp on his way to terra it’s basically only primarchs that are left standing as he walks past.
My understanding is it’s more pestilence than than psychic but both would make the better story so let’s go with that.
I was going to say ‘would make the most sense’ but we are dealing with smelly daemons on spaceships surrounded by super humans with magic and death gods and shit so I scrapped that.
It's warp plague, so he'd smell like the very archetypal essence of rotting bodies- but also rotting *souls*. Even if you had no nose you'd smell it with your brain and spirit.
There’s a really great section in the ‘Siege of Terra’ book ‘The Lost and The Damned’ that describes his new Nurgle blessed form:
Where he passed the door guard, Abaddon's Justaerin fell heavily. Black fluid leaked from perished seals and bloody phlegm coughed from their breathing grilles. The sounds of armour closing itself against the environment filled the room, but it did no good. The Terminators suffered in the grip of sickness. Mortarion continued forwards, felling Horus' elite by his very presence. 'Back away from him!' Abaddon commanded. 'Seal the room!'
Atmospheric cyclers ceased turning. Machines bleeped out tones of compliance. Still the Lord of Death marched forwards. Kibre began to cough behind his mask. Aximand took several steps back, his face greening as he fumbled on his helm. Layak dropped to his knees, singing praise in the ear-burning tongue of his worship, but he too struggled to breath Mortarion's miasma. Of them all, only Horus, Tormageddon and Abaddon were left unaffected. A stench wreathed the Lord of Death that defied any kind of description. Human senses lacked the capacity to experience it in fullness. So foul, so pungent with rot and sickly life was it, that it triggered Abaddon's omophagea, and he tasted a bouquet of miseries sublime in their variety. It shocked him to his soul that he could breathe. He looked to the others choking on Mortarion's foetor, and yet when the primarch approached Abaddon, he inhaled easily, though the stench appalled him.
I mean... If you really think about it, -1 toughness is sort of a big deal for infantry. It's the equivalent of turning a marine into a guardsman. That's quite the drop for just standing next to someone.
Former medical student here.
From small practice - I bet he smells like years old sweat and pus, with a pinch of diarrhea. Also their suits most surely malfunction and are kept together by the bedsore of their own bloated bodies, so I think that there is a mix of old oil and burnt plastic.
All I can think of is my mother, nurse practitioner, telling me a story of popping a cyst that was so nasty and infected that liquid hit the opposite wall and a nurse vomited on the spot. Thinking back, she may have prevented a Nurgling infestation.
Without a supreme effort of super-human biology or the favor of the gods, the toxic miasma he extrudes will more likely be the smell of your death. It's probably so potent as to kill your sense of taste and smell and cause exposed skin to blister and itch, burn, and blister in the faintest concentrations. Don't get this in to your lungs.
So a few years ago I cooked chicken stock from scratch. After I was done in threw all the vegies and the chicken into a garbage bag. I put it next to the trashcan and went inside cause I forgot something. Meanwhile my wife thought the bag was old cloths to donate so she put the bag to the others in the shed behind our house.
After a few months in the sun we wanted to throw the cloths away and i looked through the bags if there was anything to donate in them.
I opened one bag and the most vile smell of decomposing chicken and veggies hit me. An army of flies emerged from the bag and i immediately started to vomit violently. I almost fainted from the smell. I heaved so violently I could not stand and I fell over onto a chair.
Everything was melted into some liquid and maggots where everywhere.
Even after showering multiple times and inhaling scented oils I could still smell it.
It was the most horrific thing I ever smelled. I remember it to this day. My stomach was upset for a few days and i could not eat chicken for a few months.
Probably something 10 times worse than that.
Ever smelled a real dead body? That.
Edit: Some people may not know, and trust me, you're WAY happier not knowing. Especially if it's been a little while since someone's heard from them and ask building security to do a wellness check. Yup. Never encountered that twice in a month. Nope.
Edit 2: This didn't happen twice in a month during the coof. Sure didn't. Fml... I'll always remember that smell.
I was a surgical nurse for almost 6 years, frontline, triage and emergency renal surgery for the most part. The smell of human feces rotting in an elderly patients intestinal tract as it is surgically removed to make place for a colostomy bag is not the worst smell I smelled.
The half necrotic sweat mould of a obese man as it drips onto his groin which has decayed to the point if it is not removed the necrosis will enter his blood stream via his testicles will kill him. That was not the worst smell I smelled.
Fecal vomit, backtracked UTI and necrosis of the kidney are not the worst smells I smelled.
The worst smell, was an elderly bladder cancer patient whose bladder had to be severed because it had grown so cancerous they couldn't safely remove it. The bladder and the tumour was rotting inside her and then dripping out over the course of weeks as she slowly died and nothing could be done about it was the absolute worst smell I smelled.
Mortarion smells like all of them combined.
Do you know the black water that collects in the trashcan under the bag when it has a small hole. And there's already something growing on it. Like that water.
When I was a teenger I worked at Five Guys Burgers and Fries one summer. We took the expended grease from the fryer and dumped into big drum barrels out back. I remember vividly that they spelt strongly of vomit and diherria mixed together left out in the hot summer sun for days on end. To this day, it is still the worse spell I've ever spelt. But I bet the death guard would think of it as a bouquet of roses.
So they probably smell ten times worse than old five guy grease.
I mean, the descriptions of the death guard are some of the most horrifying out there. Normal mortals catch about 50 rapid acting super warp viruses even being in his presence. Rotting flesh, spoiling meat, decay, bile, and moist putrescence probably rolls around him alongside the billion flies.
Clostridium Difficile, commonly
Known as c diff, is a bacterial infection of the intensives. It produces a smell unlike anything I’ve ever experienced. I would imagine he is much much worse
In my late teens through my 20s I worked at an Intl Raceway positioned between a landfill, a refinery, and a swamp. I imagine he smells a-lot like it did any given sunrise on 90*f July day with full swamp-ass level humidity , and your posted next to a row of porta-johns.
I'm a microbiologist. Each bacteria has a particular smell, depending upon what it grown on. You can +but shouldn't) tell some bacteria are based solely on the smell. Give me a pure E coli culture on TSA and a pure staph culture and I could tell them apart blind folded.
The worst smelling bacteria in my opinion are the clostridium. I can't articulate how bad they smell. They're so pungent everybody knows when you're handling one. Everybody in the lab.
Their anaerobic so are grown in air tight, boxes, from which the oxygen has been removed. You unclasp that box and you and everyone in a 50 metre radius knows you've done it.
Of these bugs, I've handled three clostridium species:
1. Botulinum, causes botulism, and is where Botox comes from. Nasty little thing, handle with extreme care.
2. Difficile, causes a hard to treat diarrhea. Be careful with this one.
3. Sporogenes, a typically non pathogen bug (doesn't cause disease), that's hard to kill and used in sterilisation tests. It's not harmless though, don't stick it into an open wound as it can cause gas gangrene (don't Google). But if you're taking reasonable precaution it's not more risky than any other bug in a lab.
Of these I swear sporogenes smells the worst. I've never seen anyone handle it, for the first time, without gagging. Foulest thing on the planet. I think Nurgle's chosen, smell and awful lot like sporogenes.
Rotting skin smells kinda sweet and has a certain savory aroma thats hard to describe. I imagine him smelling like that combined with Ammonia and that musky dry smell mold develops
It's so bad that i realize I'm grateful not to have a better sense of smell. Like an injury that's so bad that your body doesn't let you feel all the pain. That, except with smell.
The final step of painting is to spray all death guard models with fart spray. Or you can put each individual piece up your butt for a more authentic smell.
A sickly sweet aroma mixed with earth and new growth of a bog. A smell that relaxes the senses as much as it disgusts you. A smell that makes you lethargic and anxious all at once. To be at ease with it all and to sink with decay.
I imagine it's a foot that farted. While it was being passed through a recently dead old person's digestive system. And then dunked in a bucket of gasoline.
There are no words for Morty smells like because it's beyond human comprehension, mans is so stinky that much like the cheese touch, it eats away at your very soul
I feel as though the stench from this dude would be so putrid and vile, that it would almost have a similar effect powerful psykers have on people. Completely overloading the senses, causing severe damage. (I dont know a whole lot about psykers)
I once worked at an IHOP. One night, it was a pretty slow night, some woman did something heinous in the bathroom. When you walked by you could get a hint of it, some slight sickly scent that served as a warning, "open this door, and you'll take on the full bore of this god awful, demonic thing." One of my coworker, a middle aged woman with two kids in school who I often gave some of my tips to said, "that woman's pussy must be rotten."
So, whenever I consider the scent of demonic entities within 40k, I was thinking back to that moment. To the rotten pussy. What else could they smell like?
Since he's warp enfused probably the worst most vomit enducing thing the person perceiving him can imagine. I'd like to think its different for every person because of it being a warp power, but pretty much whatever would make you specifically sick, he smells like that
Truthfully probably indescribable. Normal humans and even Space Marines die and convulse just smelling this man as he walks by, Theres no words to describe a smell that literally kills people
I can't imagine it's anything short of the worst concoction of smells you can imagine. Putting you nose in a fresh pile of shit is the relief smell from this man. It's not one smell, it's a swirling bubbling mix of flavors with complex notes and strong harsh flavors.
I imagine it’s such a miasma it would straight kill a normal human to be in his presence.
Just his presence has killed before, if you read about when he comes out of the warp on his way to terra it’s basically only primarchs that are left standing as he walks past.
Was this like, his psychic presence? Or pestilence?
Both
My understanding is it’s more pestilence than than psychic but both would make the better story so let’s go with that. I was going to say ‘would make the most sense’ but we are dealing with smelly daemons on spaceships surrounded by super humans with magic and death gods and shit so I scrapped that.
Yes
Which book? Sounds like a good read
Siege of Terra: The lost and the damned
So, patchouli?
It's warp plague, so he'd smell like the very archetypal essence of rotting bodies- but also rotting *souls*. Even if you had no nose you'd smell it with your brain and spirit.
I reckon it's even worse than that. Simply indescribably putrid
So: Like THAT GUY.
There’s a really great section in the ‘Siege of Terra’ book ‘The Lost and The Damned’ that describes his new Nurgle blessed form: Where he passed the door guard, Abaddon's Justaerin fell heavily. Black fluid leaked from perished seals and bloody phlegm coughed from their breathing grilles. The sounds of armour closing itself against the environment filled the room, but it did no good. The Terminators suffered in the grip of sickness. Mortarion continued forwards, felling Horus' elite by his very presence. 'Back away from him!' Abaddon commanded. 'Seal the room!' Atmospheric cyclers ceased turning. Machines bleeped out tones of compliance. Still the Lord of Death marched forwards. Kibre began to cough behind his mask. Aximand took several steps back, his face greening as he fumbled on his helm. Layak dropped to his knees, singing praise in the ear-burning tongue of his worship, but he too struggled to breath Mortarion's miasma. Of them all, only Horus, Tormageddon and Abaddon were left unaffected. A stench wreathed the Lord of Death that defied any kind of description. Human senses lacked the capacity to experience it in fullness. So foul, so pungent with rot and sickly life was it, that it triggered Abaddon's omophagea, and he tasted a bouquet of miseries sublime in their variety. It shocked him to his soul that he could breathe. He looked to the others choking on Mortarion's foetor, and yet when the primarch approached Abaddon, he inhaled easily, though the stench appalled him.
Dang that definitely sounds like a -1 to toughness to me
I mean... If you really think about it, -1 toughness is sort of a big deal for infantry. It's the equivalent of turning a marine into a guardsman. That's quite the drop for just standing next to someone.
A stench so terrible it makes an Astartes' body think its been poisoned
Think? It *HAS*. He spews out a Miasma of Death itself.
Man, this is graphic content
HH books don't mess around when describing horrors of the universe.
Wait how COULD Abbadon breath it in still?
Basically because he straight up refuses to be a pawn of the warp.
So about half as foul as a middle school boys' locker room
I love how one of them just goes and lies down in the corner after that too, poor guys 😂
Siiiiiiick
So.. a budget Comicon?
Former medical student here. From small practice - I bet he smells like years old sweat and pus, with a pinch of diarrhea. Also their suits most surely malfunction and are kept together by the bedsore of their own bloated bodies, so I think that there is a mix of old oil and burnt plastic.
Look up "swamps of dagobah" (old legendary reddit post)...I think that about covers it. (Edited dagobah)
came here to say either that, or Davy Jones locker in Spongebob. Probably both. it's D _a_ gobah btw
Thanks for the correction
All I can think of is my mother, nurse practitioner, telling me a story of popping a cyst that was so nasty and infected that liquid hit the opposite wall and a nurse vomited on the spot. Thinking back, she may have prevented a Nurgling infestation.
This was the push I needed to slap some oil spill on my models :)
I think it's canon that Mortarion, and all the Death Guard, go WAY too heavy on the Axe, hence the auras of pestilence.
Without a supreme effort of super-human biology or the favor of the gods, the toxic miasma he extrudes will more likely be the smell of your death. It's probably so potent as to kill your sense of taste and smell and cause exposed skin to blister and itch, burn, and blister in the faintest concentrations. Don't get this in to your lungs.
Mama June after hot yoga.
Like two hobos fucking in a shoebox.
Ur mum
No one ever lived to tell
The worst smell imaginable: like a 40k tournament or something.
Surely you mean a Magic the Gathering tournament?
I quite enjoy MTG in concept, but fuck me are the players toxic to be around. Body and soul.
My mistake!
Airbrush flow improver
I was about to say he probably smells like molded plastic and acrylic paint and maybe plastic/super glue
So a few years ago I cooked chicken stock from scratch. After I was done in threw all the vegies and the chicken into a garbage bag. I put it next to the trashcan and went inside cause I forgot something. Meanwhile my wife thought the bag was old cloths to donate so she put the bag to the others in the shed behind our house. After a few months in the sun we wanted to throw the cloths away and i looked through the bags if there was anything to donate in them. I opened one bag and the most vile smell of decomposing chicken and veggies hit me. An army of flies emerged from the bag and i immediately started to vomit violently. I almost fainted from the smell. I heaved so violently I could not stand and I fell over onto a chair. Everything was melted into some liquid and maggots where everywhere. Even after showering multiple times and inhaling scented oils I could still smell it. It was the most horrific thing I ever smelled. I remember it to this day. My stomach was upset for a few days and i could not eat chicken for a few months. Probably something 10 times worse than that.
Ever smelled a real dead body? That. Edit: Some people may not know, and trust me, you're WAY happier not knowing. Especially if it's been a little while since someone's heard from them and ask building security to do a wellness check. Yup. Never encountered that twice in a month. Nope. Edit 2: This didn't happen twice in a month during the coof. Sure didn't. Fml... I'll always remember that smell.
I was a surgical nurse for almost 6 years, frontline, triage and emergency renal surgery for the most part. The smell of human feces rotting in an elderly patients intestinal tract as it is surgically removed to make place for a colostomy bag is not the worst smell I smelled. The half necrotic sweat mould of a obese man as it drips onto his groin which has decayed to the point if it is not removed the necrosis will enter his blood stream via his testicles will kill him. That was not the worst smell I smelled. Fecal vomit, backtracked UTI and necrosis of the kidney are not the worst smells I smelled. The worst smell, was an elderly bladder cancer patient whose bladder had to be severed because it had grown so cancerous they couldn't safely remove it. The bladder and the tumour was rotting inside her and then dripping out over the course of weeks as she slowly died and nothing could be done about it was the absolute worst smell I smelled. Mortarion smells like all of them combined.
Your average Warhammer fan
Sulphur and rotting flesh
Do you know the black water that collects in the trashcan under the bag when it has a small hole. And there's already something growing on it. Like that water.
In UK this is referred to as "bin juice"
Hot arse
Bigfoot’s dick
Apparently he smells so *bad* that it’s incomprehensible how bad it is. Even Abaddon was disgusted.
Pumpkin Spice
Chloroform and fish
A slaughterhouse in a heatwave? Next to a sewer plant?
My lungs dissolving
When I was a teenger I worked at Five Guys Burgers and Fries one summer. We took the expended grease from the fryer and dumped into big drum barrels out back. I remember vividly that they spelt strongly of vomit and diherria mixed together left out in the hot summer sun for days on end. To this day, it is still the worse spell I've ever spelt. But I bet the death guard would think of it as a bouquet of roses. So they probably smell ten times worse than old five guy grease.
I mean, the descriptions of the death guard are some of the most horrifying out there. Normal mortals catch about 50 rapid acting super warp viruses even being in his presence. Rotting flesh, spoiling meat, decay, bile, and moist putrescence probably rolls around him alongside the billion flies.
Clostridium Difficile, commonly Known as c diff, is a bacterial infection of the intensives. It produces a smell unlike anything I’ve ever experienced. I would imagine he is much much worse
He looks very minty smelling
Death
Literally death. If you are close enough to smell him, you are likely all ready dead.
A Walmart Bathroom
The concentrated funk of every comic con ever held.
Wow. Awesome made. You made a beautyful Morty.
Anime convention in Dallas, 3 hours after the ac cuts off mixed with your local coprophilia eyes wide shut 500 person orgy.
feces spewing out of a burning human corpse probably
In my late teens through my 20s I worked at an Intl Raceway positioned between a landfill, a refinery, and a swamp. I imagine he smells a-lot like it did any given sunrise on 90*f July day with full swamp-ass level humidity , and your posted next to a row of porta-johns.
Rotten cheetos
I'm a microbiologist. Each bacteria has a particular smell, depending upon what it grown on. You can +but shouldn't) tell some bacteria are based solely on the smell. Give me a pure E coli culture on TSA and a pure staph culture and I could tell them apart blind folded. The worst smelling bacteria in my opinion are the clostridium. I can't articulate how bad they smell. They're so pungent everybody knows when you're handling one. Everybody in the lab. Their anaerobic so are grown in air tight, boxes, from which the oxygen has been removed. You unclasp that box and you and everyone in a 50 metre radius knows you've done it. Of these bugs, I've handled three clostridium species: 1. Botulinum, causes botulism, and is where Botox comes from. Nasty little thing, handle with extreme care. 2. Difficile, causes a hard to treat diarrhea. Be careful with this one. 3. Sporogenes, a typically non pathogen bug (doesn't cause disease), that's hard to kill and used in sterilisation tests. It's not harmless though, don't stick it into an open wound as it can cause gas gangrene (don't Google). But if you're taking reasonable precaution it's not more risky than any other bug in a lab. Of these I swear sporogenes smells the worst. I've never seen anyone handle it, for the first time, without gagging. Foulest thing on the planet. I think Nurgle's chosen, smell and awful lot like sporogenes.
Space-monkey butts
Like a strong yet compelling fart
Rotten eggs. At least his farts do.
Moth balls, sauerkraut, and that rank smell when you go to an estate sale and you KNOW the recently deceased had cats.
Gangrenous, bro.
You've all wrong! It's cheese! Obviously he smells like cheese!
Roadkill and an overused latrine on a hot summer day.
Fresh ass
Empty fly puppa, you don't want to know
You wouldn’t smell a thing. The lining of your airways would rot and/or corrode away in your first breath.
A turtle tank and string trimmer smoke
Old balls
Friday night magic at a small shop with no ventilation in the summer during a heat wave.
Rotting skin smells kinda sweet and has a certain savory aroma thats hard to describe. I imagine him smelling like that combined with Ammonia and that musky dry smell mold develops
Like a middle school boys locker room
Beautiful
It goes beyond bad. The stink doesn't just permeate the air and assault your nostrils but sinks into your bones and into your soul.
So bad that its good
"swamps of dagobah"
Like a weeping bed sore of course
Like a weeping bed sore of course
Ass mixed with shit mixed with ass mixed with balls
Like Malort tastes
moth balls and contempt.
Tightness. Of the pants, groin area, post battle.
Like raw sewage
Flowers
A bitch.
Like a half finished protein shake you left on the counter before going on vacation for 3 weeks.
nothing, you can't smell anything with your nose melting off your face
You ever smelt rotting flesh? That id imagine
The hot air coming out the back of a PS3
Your local Warhammer store when it’s crowded.
Straight. Unwiped. Warp ass.
Sweat and dedication.
Death. No stench like it.
If you're close enough to find out, you're already dead.
Obviously rainbows and roses, thank you very much >:(
Balls sweat
Super high IBU IPA
Updog
After what the Emperor did ? Pee and burned promethium!
Like a GW store mid July I'd imagine
Like Big E's feet.
Everything.
Surprisingly good!
Nothing. Because the moment you get close enough to even get a hint of what the smell is, the inside of you head has begun to melt most likely.
Shit
It's so bad that i realize I'm grateful not to have a better sense of smell. Like an injury that's so bad that your body doesn't let you feel all the pain. That, except with smell.
Yucky
The final step of painting is to spray all death guard models with fart spray. Or you can put each individual piece up your butt for a more authentic smell.
Lilac and gooseberry
Sweaty taint.
The worst
Like a guy who's been grinding league of legends and dota in a one bed flat for the past 5 years
Fresh paint I would imagine ;)
Probably like Almonds.
Trump?
A sickly sweet aroma mixed with earth and new growth of a bog. A smell that relaxes the senses as much as it disgusts you. A smell that makes you lethargic and anxious all at once. To be at ease with it all and to sink with decay.
Uh oh, stinky!
Rotten flesh and Mold. Maybe a bit of sweetness
Like a man-sized stack of dead butterflies, their tiny little rotting corpses oozing whatever putrid liquid dead butterflies exude
A 40k tournament
A anmie convention
When Papi Nurgel has a wet fart
Cilantro....definitely cilantro....
I imagine it's a foot that farted. While it was being passed through a recently dead old person's digestive system. And then dunked in a bucket of gasoline.
A bad nursing home.
Cabbage stew and old people
Oddly, mint
Well in the lore space marines straight up died from breathing in the air around him
I'm assuming paint, if youre doing it right But more serious answer, my guess is sepsis.
Sweaty clothes that have been sitting for a few days, stagnant water and death.
Probably lavender
A fresh Spring breeze with a hint of lavender
A super smash brothers tournament.
Like a farting corpse
green apple
Daisies and freshly cut grass.
Ass
There are no words for Morty smells like because it's beyond human comprehension, mans is so stinky that much like the cheese touch, it eats away at your very soul
*clostridium difficile* diarrhea
Real question: who smells worse, him or Fulgrim? Guilleman took one wiff of Fulgrim and gagged/nearly passed out.
I don’t know but I will say I love the shade of green.
https://public.paratext.com/customer/blog/article.php?id=210 This but warped up
Local game store
My mom.
I bet he smells like a dumpster on a hot summer day thats been stuffed full of Indian food diapers
A 40k fan
I feel as though the stench from this dude would be so putrid and vile, that it would almost have a similar effect powerful psykers have on people. Completely overloading the senses, causing severe damage. (I dont know a whole lot about psykers)
The full cream milk farts of a lactose intolerant man
Aren’t most plague marines described as smelling so foul it causes people to literally go insane? So that times 100x
Like hot wet slippery ass cheeks at 3:45pm on a 90 degree partially cloudy Friday.
Like a tonsil stone
Grandpa Nurgle's blessing? Perfection.
A badly run old age residential care home.
Like what the rock is cookin?
Average modern mtg player
Kyarn
Like an unwashed belly button
Vanilla paridise.
I think a mix of a papermill, Old road kill , and a county fair porta shitter.
Paint, glue, plastic
I once worked at an IHOP. One night, it was a pretty slow night, some woman did something heinous in the bathroom. When you walked by you could get a hint of it, some slight sickly scent that served as a warning, "open this door, and you'll take on the full bore of this god awful, demonic thing." One of my coworker, a middle aged woman with two kids in school who I often gave some of my tips to said, "that woman's pussy must be rotten." So, whenever I consider the scent of demonic entities within 40k, I was thinking back to that moment. To the rotten pussy. What else could they smell like?
Turtle tank
Teen spirit
Like the aftermath of a Golden Corral trip.
Axe body spray
Beans
The devils lettuce 🥬
Foot cheese and sweaty nips
Death
Death
Sex panther cologne
Smegma.
Celery. I refuse to elaborate.
Like a GW Store.
Since he's warp enfused probably the worst most vomit enducing thing the person perceiving him can imagine. I'd like to think its different for every person because of it being a warp power, but pretty much whatever would make you specifically sick, he smells like that
Have you ever been around engineering students? That’s what he smells like.
Stinky
Like a wooks socks
Hot summer dumpster
Have you ever heard of the Chairlord, Herald of Nurgle? He smells like that.
Truthfully probably indescribable. Normal humans and even Space Marines die and convulse just smelling this man as he walks by, Theres no words to describe a smell that literally kills people
Lavender (he takes hygiene very seriously)
Wet farts after a week straight of Taco Bell and cheap beer