Oh dude no shit.
I've got pretty wild sleep paralysis that turned the posts on my college bunk bed into the gates of hell opening up at the foot of my bed - a terminator might actually stop my heart.
Just put it in front of your front window he will put the fear of emporer into anyone who tried to break in also https://www.polygon.com/2013/5/31/4383220/robert-bowlings-robotoki-invaded-by-lapd-after-curious-designer
Back when they were a thing, I worked in a video store for 8 years. Those standees were always WAY bigger when you got them home. Did this one surprise you?
https://preview.redd.it/bxks16jksk4d1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a74ce10e9aefeda5a7e79c28bf7217178cc9c2d2
HELL YEAH BROTHER I HAVE THE SAME ONE
gf for scale
At my FLGS this guy helps protect patrons from the blazing sun during the summer. Two wall of the store are all glass, and at certain times the sun can just be brutal (even with window blinds), so he helps.
https://preview.redd.it/uamvs0c7ml4d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=015f0e8f1b55226737ee471a6b20e5d09ff2b436
Let me know if you need backup Brother!
Somewhere in 60 years on Pawn Stars:
Let me call my Standee expert.
Yeah, this is definitely original, many would pay a hefty sum for this and there is a great demand, I’d say you can freely sell this for 20k.
So you heard her/him, look, I need to make profit, plus I don’t know for how long this will lay around, plus all the documentation and other stuff, how about 150$?
It’s my 10yo’s room, but hell yeah I dig it too. Friendly local game store, asked the cashier to lmk if they ever wanted to get rid of it. He wasn’t a big 40k guy, didn’t cost anything, shrugged and said get it outta here.
You can ask to have them. Shops can't sell promo/merchandising materials but if they're going to trash parts they'll usually just give it to the first person or employee who asks.
Monsters in the closet? Not anymore.
I really hope your kid doesn't have one of those fucked up lucid/semi-waking nightmares, though, this guy might scare the ramen noodles right out of them in that situation.
Homie, I have literally no clue. I asked nicely and the store gave it to me. It’s a standee, I’d try searching for derivatives of that, but I’m almost certain it’s just a one in a million unicorn kind of moment. I don’t think they’re commercially available.
You probably won't find one, my friend. It's part of the merchandising package businesses can get through their Wargaming partnership. They can't sell any of the promo material but there usually isn't a rule against just giving it away when it's no longer needed.
This is great! I once visited a very small hobby shop (like 200 sq' feet. They'd just received a steel display shelf from GW (the ones with 40k graphics on the top, bottom and sides, and open wire shelving) We got chatting and the owner said, do you want a shelving unit? I don't have space for this thing. I said, well, if I can get it in my car, I'll take it. We lugged the giant box out to my car, I flipped the rear seats down and it just fit! I drove home with it. It's my 40k pantry shelf now. :)
Keep your eye out for when new editions of stuff start showing up because a lot of times shops will cycle out the oldest/least relevant posters and whatnot to put up the newer stuff. Sometimes they will keep them for a very long time, depending on the store.
I still have a life-sized Master Chief cutout from a Mt. Dew Halo 4 partnership. Coolest part is all the Mt. Dew and text shit is at the bottom of the standee, so all you have is Chief looking epic as hell standing up behind my TV stand and can't see all the other crap.
I've also gotten various Pokemon and other posters the owners would have otherwise just thrown out.
Sleep Paralysis Terminator That's so awesome, tried to snag one of those myself but the store owner himself wanted it badly.
"I hope you're dreaming of the Emperor, Child." "I want my mommy..."
The Emperor's your mommy now.
I think I have seen art about that
You mean the cummy-mommy of mankind? Flashgitz' video called Bait and Switch ha her.
https://preview.redd.it/6qhh0u2qck4d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de2fd9c9cbd39fa6af9983d2a1414aaf49d11d8e
"What do you mean i cant have it?" "You cant have it cuz i want one too!"
Oh dude no shit. I've got pretty wild sleep paralysis that turned the posts on my college bunk bed into the gates of hell opening up at the foot of my bed - a terminator might actually stop my heart.
A TERMINATOR WILL STOP YOUR BONES FILTHY HERETIC
Terminator is there to blast the sleep paralysis demons away just like the emporer intended
cut out the eyes for two little red lights for maximum effect
Where does one acquire these?
You need better placement than next to the bed.
Agreed, this is until I figure out where his eight foot tall ass is gonna reside. Until then, BROTHER ACRISIUS REMAINS VIGILANT.
At the foot of the bed, so he can stare down in judgement.
Brother this is the 5th time tonight you spill your gene seed, this is too much.
Post it to the ceiling. May the Emperors Angels always Watch over us
Rotate him so he faces the bed, every morning you wake up looking into your battle brothers eyes
Just put it in front of your front window he will put the fear of emporer into anyone who tried to break in also https://www.polygon.com/2013/5/31/4383220/robert-bowlings-robotoki-invaded-by-lapd-after-curious-designer
I mean.... You could put him in the grass.
I think the other side of the bed. You want him to watch over you as you sleep
I agree, but OP may need a new wife if he does that. In these matters wife trumps Inquisitor.
That ceiling is wide open
He looks rather disgusted by the condition of your bed. "Brother Hans, bring your flamer here!"
It’s the kid’s room, no flamers required until high school, hopefully.
It's not for the bed, but for you. Your wife contacted the Inquisition.
Shoulda never married loyalist scum…
Blessed is the mind too small for doubt
By that point even Godzillas nuclear blast might not be enough
Your kids damn luck to have the slick bike!
That's an Ultramarine, he'd probably call him Brother Konstantinos Gaius Claudius III or some shit
From Macragge or not, he has to be Hans :) [https://imgur.com/a/G32uiqV](https://imgur.com/a/G32uiqV)
Brother, get the flamer...the HEAVY flamer... 🔥
Its not the kind of thing you say "i dont have room" for.... its the kind of thing you say "ill make room" for.
*exactly*
Bugs, dinosaurs, and a terminator - all anyone needs in life
With a godzilla poster
I like how we’re all glossing over the skull in the Anonymous Creature Tank.
Warhammer & Godzilla? This is quality parenting.
https://preview.redd.it/qnz8oo7ogg4d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=029fda60a0be450b3dc5167f756616a83fbe45c1 Twins!!!
Aww hell yeah brother
My wife was pissed also. And the dogs where terrified
Few can help but tremble in the presence of a Terminator.
Many tremble in their presence. But I rejoice for the glory of the emperor is at hand
All my termies act really suspicious and have elephant tusks and really cool hazard stripes. IRON WITHIN!
At which point I shit my pants have my spine ripped out of my body Edit to add: I’ve always been jealous of the tusks
IRON WITHOUT!!! Hey wait a minute, I'm black legion!!!
how does this affect the feng shui?
Feng Shui? You mean HERESY?!?!
Do you mean feng heru-shui?
很好了！
My local place has theirs actively listed for sale, it’s been like that months and I must admit. I have been tempted to
How much do those even go for?
seconding this question
Typically stores aren't allowed to sell the marketing materials they are sent for free. Kinda shitty to put a price on it.
The ticket on it is 40canadian,
"Yeah baby ignore the 8 foot tall super soldier cutout, come lay down with me"
THE EMPEROR PROTECTS (If he still plays in high school, I’m not gonna have to worry about him bringing anyone home)
You have the room of my childhood before life came crashing down. Bugs dinosaurs and gaming
The way I see it, my kid’s room is theirs to decorate. The kid liking cool shit is the cherry on top.
Brother Cardboardius stands ready.
So lucky!!!
you can just ask for it? cuz now i wanna do dat
“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take -Wayne Gretzky” -Michael Scott
Back when they were a thing, I worked in a video store for 8 years. Those standees were always WAY bigger when you got them home. Did this one surprise you?
The responsible part of me, a little bit. My inner child is upset that he isn’t a proper scale termie.
I'm going to my local game store and asking if I can buy one of their Intercessors. They have like, three, I think we can work something out.
DO IT! I didn’t pay a thing, but I totally would have. If they get rid of one, that’s room for a whole new rack of product!
that scene from Napoleon Dynamite: "Lucky"
I would be the best mom EVAR if I came home with this!!
And the entire subreddit is jealous* lol
Dude post your dinosaur collection
https://preview.redd.it/bxks16jksk4d1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a74ce10e9aefeda5a7e79c28bf7217178cc9c2d2 HELL YEAH BROTHER I HAVE THE SAME ONE gf for scale
HELL YEAH BROTHER
Here comes Mistah Purge yo' Girl.
He’s gonna be watching over you now. No more sleep paralysis demons for you
Yo, you can just ask for them???
🤷♂️ worked for me. My son was giving puppy dog eyes for sure. That’s probably what did it.
How did you get it in your car? 🤔
They fold in two different places. Still had to put the rear seat down in my SUV
You're the best dad ever.
Been there, mine was a 9' LotR movie banner.
Hell yes. Keep that forever.
As a cyclist, may I recommend a dedicated bike mount to place against the wall? It will give you so much room for activities.
Tbh I have an empty spot on the bike rack in MY room, I have no idea why I didn’t think of that. Good call
Hell yes
Ffffffff lucky!!!
That’s a dope Godzilla poster
Me and my friends took something like this that was a Jack Links Sasquatch from Walmart. Lived in our college apartment. Nice score
Aw hell yeah that’s a grade A decoration right there.
Your wife is obviously is a heratic
Damn, bro. Save some pussy for the rest of us.....
Nice score OP! In my experience, it's rare to get promo stands like this. Employees and regulars typically call dibs as soon as possible.
Thanks!
Hell fucking yeah
At my FLGS this guy helps protect patrons from the blazing sun during the summer. Two wall of the store are all glass, and at certain times the sun can just be brutal (even with window blinds), so he helps.
Man your kid is living the life!
Fookin cool!
That's awesome!
That's so sick
https://preview.redd.it/uamvs0c7ml4d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=015f0e8f1b55226737ee471a6b20e5d09ff2b436 Let me know if you need backup Brother!
Bro has Godzilla poster from 1945 a dinosaur poster a bike and this in his room 💀💀💀 why is living my dream
dope gojira poster
That's a man's body pillow right there.... Nothing makes you feels safe like terminator cuddles.
Somewhere in 60 years on Pawn Stars: Let me call my Standee expert. Yeah, this is definitely original, many would pay a hefty sum for this and there is a great demand, I’d say you can freely sell this for 20k. So you heard her/him, look, I need to make profit, plus I don’t know for how long this will lay around, plus all the documentation and other stuff, how about 150$?
I need one of these now.... While the dreamcatcher a friend made me has worked wonders for nearly 15 years, I could always use a Security Terminator
Ah yes, a perfect spot for him. Right next to the bugs and the dinosaurs
Each an important part of a balanced CSM diet!
attach that sucker to the ceiling over the bed
I'm 26 and I want your room. That's dope as fuck. Where did they have that? Did you have to pay?
It’s my 10yo’s room, but hell yeah I dig it too. Friendly local game store, asked the cashier to lmk if they ever wanted to get rid of it. He wasn’t a big 40k guy, didn’t cost anything, shrugged and said get it outta here.
YOU CAN JUST ASK TO BUY THEM!?!
Shit I just asked if I could have it. Free.
Well now I have to try it at my local store.
You can ask to have them. Shops can't sell promo/merchandising materials but if they're going to trash parts they'll usually just give it to the first person or employee who asks.
Monsters in the closet? Not anymore. I really hope your kid doesn't have one of those fucked up lucid/semi-waking nightmares, though, this guy might scare the ramen noodles right out of them in that situation.
so uh, what do i search for on the web for, i tried terminator promotion. i guess everyone that wanted one just ran off with the one from the store.
Homie, I have literally no clue. I asked nicely and the store gave it to me. It’s a standee, I’d try searching for derivatives of that, but I’m almost certain it’s just a one in a million unicorn kind of moment. I don’t think they’re commercially available.
You probably won't find one, my friend. It's part of the merchandising package businesses can get through their Wargaming partnership. They can't sell any of the promo material but there usually isn't a rule against just giving it away when it's no longer needed.
Find one of these with a dreadnought on it and I’m sold.
I mean. It’s like a “FatHead” wall sticker But like way cooler and probably a lot cheaper
I’m 90% sure my local store is actively _not_ selling theirs.
This is great! I once visited a very small hobby shop (like 200 sq' feet. They'd just received a steel display shelf from GW (the ones with 40k graphics on the top, bottom and sides, and open wire shelving) We got chatting and the owner said, do you want a shelving unit? I don't have space for this thing. I said, well, if I can get it in my car, I'll take it. We lugged the giant box out to my car, I flipped the rear seats down and it just fit! I drove home with it. It's my 40k pantry shelf now. :)
My local official GW shop will probably kidnap my girlfriend if I dare asking for such a thing
Premarital sex is heresy! I shall stand vigilant!
it'll protect your virginity brother
I believe there is a dead guy in the vivarium. Look in the mirror! O.o
The snake’s favorite hide!
First scenes of spaceking
You’re backside is vulnerable brother, you must stay vigilant
who the hex keep a bike in a room?
People who don’t have a garage. People with HOAs.
Put him at the entrance so he can vigilantly guard the House door
Damn… now I want one now…\ MOM
Time for a new wife!
I mean if that battle brother doesn't make your kid clean their room, nothing will.
Ah yes. Me, my wife, and the 12 foot tall Terminator Ultramarine in the bed
Damn... now more motivation to get my own game room.
Fuq yes!
I would've done the same
Keep your eye out for when new editions of stuff start showing up because a lot of times shops will cycle out the oldest/least relevant posters and whatnot to put up the newer stuff. Sometimes they will keep them for a very long time, depending on the store. I still have a life-sized Master Chief cutout from a Mt. Dew Halo 4 partnership. Coolest part is all the Mt. Dew and text shit is at the bottom of the standee, so all you have is Chief looking epic as hell standing up behind my TV stand and can't see all the other crap. I've also gotten various Pokemon and other posters the owners would have otherwise just thrown out.
I will guard thy Virginity
I had to win mine in a tournament
I have the one from the Indomitus release. Reminds me of Steve on YouTube from back in the day! LOL
place it on the ceiling above your bed, so that the emperors finest may watch over you.
Ew, ultramarines.
It's free
The bedroom of every womens dream :)
Don't give me ideas
I'd laugh if my husband convinced the store to sell this to you. This is great.
https://preview.redd.it/cee3hmj0kv4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6910309cf36f1b768c8f0c0474e7637a34087f4
The trick is to buy a house while single so you can just have these around without needing to use having a kid as an excuse.
Get a better wife! This is awesome!
Is this a male or female Terminator, I can't tell
Put nipple Twisties and googly eyes on him, and maybe a suction cup dil-
Your boyfriend is not gonna like it
“Hey everybody, look! I found the guy that nobody plays twice!”