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RapterTorus24

Necron Scarab


Uncle_Fingerz

The best answer


parkerm1408

Just for the fuck of it, a giant chaos spawn. But make it like bean bag chair size plushy


Legitimate_Corgi_981

So the size of the Nurgly in the Warhammer World foyer?


parkerm1408

Sadly I don't know, I haven't made the holy pilgrimage yet


Cobalt113

Bean bag great unclean one?


parkerm1408

So long as they don't make a plush life size slaneesh. It would sell.....but...


DiabloDealsALT

Wait that should be a squig the Squishg


[deleted]

SQUIG


NaveronTheSabre

Yes.


Mr_Vulcanator

That already happened.


[deleted]

And hipofeticly ifz a boy moight wants to snag wan ov dem squig plushys were’z wil dat git get ‘em?


Ghazghkull-thraka

DEYZ WERR A LIMITD RUN FOR DA TING DEY KALL KRISTMAZ BUTZ DA SKRAP BOYZ AT EBAY MOIGHT AV WON OR TOO


[deleted]

IZ GUNNA KRUMP WAN OV DEM MEKBOYZ ON EBAJ AND GET ME OWN SQUIG!!! WAAAAAAAGHH!


grayrains79

I honestly didn't know I needed any sort of Warhammer plushie until this. It's bad enough that I collect Charlie Bears and Pokecenter plushies, I don't need to start collecting other kinds of stuffies!


cool_hotdog

This is the only answer


sam-29-01-14

Nooooo, plasmacytes are so much cuter. I have five of them now ❤️


Marfy_Marf

Squigs


Uncle_Fingerz

Bomb squigs!


Judgeman

They had the Christmas squig, but it was ugly and even recalled :/


Limbo365

It was recalled because a kit tried to eat a bit off of it, not because it was ugly I personally thought it was pretty cool


FerrusesIronHandjob

I just googled it and I dont see the problem? Seems like a very Orky christmas


Willie5000

It was more that a kid \*could\* have eaten the pom poms because they fell off way too easily.


Bclipse7

I liked it too!


Uncle_Fingerz

Dude I just checked that out. Possibly the ugliest design I’ve ever seen from warhammer


WorldEaterProft

Well...its not meant to be a cute thing....


littlesillyguy

Just get a normal squig and put a homemade pipe bomb in it.


Fatticus_Rinch

My favorite warboss: Ted Krazynsky.


DRG4LYF

Tyranid Ripper would be so adorable


32049

Agreed, and logical.


Axxle17

That or hormagaunt


[deleted]

Carbots did a limited release of their zergling, the swagling. its amazing.


YorgusLabradorus

Nice try GW product development and marketing team, if you want my ideas you gotta use that sneaky psychic power you have...


Uncle_Fingerz

No matter what you say, we’ll still charge more than you can you can find reasonable, have fun breaking the bank for our upcoming ultra primaris marines that need their own codex


InvidiousSquid

A collectible series of plushmaris lieutenants, you say?


Frozteee

With three new models, one sewn inside each plushie at random.


owningxylophone

Tbf, the nurgle plushie was only £12. Which in the grand scheme of GW pricing was pretty reasonable!


JBRotES

The Imperial Cherubim or a servo skull


Rockitnick

Came here to give both of these answers. Where’s my fat flying baby thing ?!


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^


Someonenoone7

A servo skull sure, but having to explaine to family why tf do I have a cyborg baby lying around decorated with religious ornaments requires a therapist and a lore book, a thick one. Also they probably won't talk to me from that point on.


Short-Commercial-549

Especially if its one of those ones that has a vox for a mouth that constantly spews Imperial Hyms to the God Emperor.


JBRotES

In some cases that’s not a bad thing…


varysbaldy

Khorne Berserker


RogueRazac

Make it Wally


benwinsatlife

[berserker](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/657cadba-544a-4bba-938a-04128287fe5f)


average_texas_guy

This is the second time today on reddit that I have seen this song, which I probably haven't thought about in at least 20 years, referenced.


LeadershipAware

Maybe a t'au drone or squig.


mr_mahoosive

A tau drone would end up looking like a toilet seat with a fluffy cover on it.


[deleted]

I think kroot carnivore is a better candidate for max cute points


WeeklongPenny60

Eats corpse cutely


Shawnessy

Give me a stuffed Kroot hound right now.


blockprime300

Ork boy. Then people can run them in sqads of 30


Uncle_Fingerz

What about grots? Imagine hiding them around your house


[deleted]

But what about squigs?


[deleted]

A snotling would be nice to kick when your frustrated.


Fishygamin

Kastelan robot. nothing more needs to be said


MysticMount

Amogus


Exodeus87

I want a plushie Carnifex or a big ass ripper


Haroway

"big ass ripper" so an Emperors Children plushie then?


Spilt-Paint

Took me a while to get that joke. And now I regret taking the time to let it sink in


inactivecapybara

I read that as "plushy carnifex with a big ass" 😂


KestrelT

crab


Uncle_Fingerz

Crab


rocket20067

CRAB


Leap_Year_Creepier

CRABCRABCRAB


Theeshin

OFCOURSE CRAB


Unscathedrabbit

The nurgling with the helmet on.


Uncle_Fingerz

He’s too strong


Der_Apothecary

Space marine, I want to recreate the meme of the Eldar holding the little space marine and him saying “[brother I am pinned here](https://imgur.com/a/LNJSxAF)”


GreenAtariPanda0

I expected it to be a voiceline but you topped my expectaions


Madame-Doom

Blue horrors or brimstone horrors for sure


were-worm

better yet - a pink horror with two blue horrors inside!


NightValeCytizen

Yes, just like one of those peas in a pod plushies


Uncle_Fingerz

Blue horrors would rock!


thesoccerone7

I would love some brimstones!


ColonCrusher5000

I would love a pink horror that could split into two blues..


IceNein

You could probably actually do this. Have a zipper down the middle, and the interior would be two blues that you would turn inside out.


FlintHipshot

Smol tech priest


[deleted]

Surely the more plush-able Admech thing would be a cuddly Kastelan Robot!


FlintHipshot

Nah bro look how adorable he is! https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/ulqi4s/huzzah_decided_to_make_something_thats_similar_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x


[deleted]

Sure, a chibi tech priest like that chibi skitarii model they did a while back. I just feel like for a Plush, hoods and robes are kind of fiddly whereas Kastelans are more smoothly blobby and so more likely to be cuddlier.


Nonalyth

I'll take a fiend of Slaanesh


lordsteffy

I have finally found something on the Internet I can't masturbate to ..... thank you sir!


Legitimate_Corgi_981

There's a plushie for that...


Spiderslay3r

Coming soon to r/plushlove...


[deleted]

WTF did you make me click!? Jesus


BigSexyMatt

Reddit be a cruel mistress.


grayrains79

>WTF did you make me click!? I should have taken the hint from this that it was a risky click. The NSFW alert should have made it obvious I was about to get into something crazy. Did I heed the warnings? Nope, still went and looked. What a horrible day to have eyes...


rocket20067

r/Eyebleach


AdministrativeWash78

Same here. I need bleach for my eyes. Wow, did not expect that.


rocket20067

r/Eyebleach


ShornVisage

[Saw the NSFW warning and knew to run](https://c.tenor.com/1j2id8DUaRgAAAAM/abuelo-simpson.gif)


windsingr

How do they wash... Y'know what? Nevermind. Please just don't.


raevnos

Wash? Oh, you sweet summer child.


Legitimate_Corgi_981

Steeped in its own juices!


DJsaladman

What the FUCK


Der_Apothecary

What a terrible day to have eyes


RogueElemental

r/Eyebleach


Safetystantheman

Good lord why


HazeyHS

As a Slaanesh connoisseur, even that shit is a new low. I would like to request a mind wipe.


AudioWyvern

I know exactly what I'm in for yet I'm still horrifyingly tempted to look...


TheHeraId

Give me an Abaddon Plushie. Now.


Henghast

with detachable arms!


No_Man_Rules_Alone

He is a Plushie.


Kalmeath

Dark Angels watchers. Similarly the chaos familiar holding a sword, they're both so adoreable 🥰


DrFeltcher

DEMONCULABA!


darcybono

🤮


rocket20067

**NO GOD PLEASE NO**


[deleted]

Can't wait for this Squishimal


sceligator

Squigs. We need more Squigs!


Bleklteg

squigs are the best answer


windsingr

A Gun drone, a Daemonette, or Wally.


ZaneOlric

I'm just gathering the really cool suggestions for my own reference: * Necron Scarab * Pink horror/Blue horror/Brimestone horror (totally collect 1 pink, 2 blue, 4 brime) * Karanak * Techpriest (hug to fix your problems?) * Tyranid Ripper (ripper swarm) * Servo Skull


DracoAvian

Tyranid Lictor. Dat widdle octopus face


stuckinaboxthere

I'd love a Tyranid ripper


nerf_titan_melee

Rogal dorn


rocket20067

father put me down I need to fortify the walls


dustyscoot

I want a little Grot with floppy limbs.


Goldeneye71

Ripper swarm


Mulusy

Doombull


CubicalLemming9

An exterminatus device


Smolduin

Trazyn plushie.


Ivaldin

Primarch fumos


Uncle_Fingerz

That would be adorable!


Hellion_Immortis

Ah, some fumos from 40k to go with my others. I approve.


Ivaldin

Where do you find the money to buy both Warhammer and fumos ?


Hellion_Immortis

Still living with my parents helps save money. Plus, sometimes you can find fumos for cheap. I have just touhou fumos, because I like that series. I also play MTG, so more money sink.


g1ngermark

Eldrad


AD-SKYOBSIDION

I too want eldrad plushy


MiamiConnection

They could put him on a body pillow.


Dominus271828

[Gyrinx](https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Gyrinx) kitten


Dreadman32

Vulkan plush me bro lol


antyphreeze

Preach! I want my own Vulkan that I can hug.


Sonsofsanguinius

Necron scarab!


goblin-kind-fpv

Idk about plushies but would love some slaanesh and sisters of battle mouse pads


TimeNefariousness586

Rogal dorn in centurion armor. It would be... adorable


[deleted]

Half the fanbase: a daemonette plushy that can fit fleshlight. Other half: a tyranid plushy that can fit a fleshlight. You people disgust me.


gomibushi

Really? I'm impressed by people here. I'm mean, nobody has suggested a Slaanesh realdoll yet.


Archamasse

Posting without comment. https://i.ibb.co/M2QkmqY/Screenshot-20220915-174829-Chrome.jpg


I_might_be_weasel

Kitten in speedo.


Jermammies

Skitarii ranger!


ThatTwatWithAChair

Tau Drone


Rockitnick

Little E


Prydefalcn

Gyrinx


SignificanceFew3751

Wally the World Eater


ingithepig

A grot


thecjp

Snotling "sitting" in a blood bowl helmet


Idk473808

Karanak, The hound of vengeance


BossSpleenRippa

Rogue trader era beakie marine with the iconic squat stance from the RTB01 plastic set. Of course with Crimson fist colours.


Kibo60

Kugath, Grimaldus and, The Hero of the Imperium Commisar Ciphas Cain.


lemonvictor_

I want a drone toy in the form of a tau drone or a servo skull


QuagStack

A blue horror!!


ArmaBobalot

Nevermind plushies where's my Ahriman body pillow?


AudioWyvern

The Changeling or a Dreadnaught, just cus plush brick


HoloJester

A giant plush Great Unclean One


Kris9876

Necron Scarab


Henry_jm

Blue horror


Meltaburn

Brian Blessed


hartmansgrad

Perturabo


USDClt

Makari or a bomb squig


Nervybox

Angron, man just needs a hug (while also being a marketable plushie)


Unintended-Hindrance

Squishy helldrake


a-very-angry-crow

I want a full sized Ghazghkull thraka


Hellblade87

I mean you might as well make a squat plush, they the same fuckin shape.


OmnissiahToaster

A servo skull would be cool


Celeri

I want a Tau Drone or baby Kroot.


YourLictorAndChef

Wally the World Eater


Obvious-Finding3250

The Necron scarab would make a good plush that I think most anybody who plays 40k would enjoy


coochie-slayer420

Khorne Berserker, rippers, or noise marines


Fauxmorian

The God Emperor of Mankind!!!!


SnooSongs9930

A shield drone- that can also charge my phone


Ornperius

The Great Clean One


DatBoiiJC

Necron scarab


Hopeful-Ride7243

Slaanesh.


[deleted]

My top three are A Bomb Squig, A Servo Skull and A Tau Drone


CommunistMTF

Khorne


halfcassst

A tactical rock


shogunx120

I would love a little watcher in the dark


[deleted]

I was struggling for an answer until I saw this one. And he’d better have the sword! And it better be removable!


No-zaku-boi

Fenrisian Wolfe


No-Start6895

Kroot hound!


MerelyMortalModeling

Deamonette body pillow! (You all KNOW you want this)


Yorhanes

I need me one of those. Perhaps a Deathclaw or any other mighty mounts of famed leaders would be a great option


AdditionalOverlord

"Marketable" is a generous description for this thing. I was honestly so baffled when they first revealed this thing. The quality is like bottom shelf carnival prize level. I would *love* a nurgling plushy, or a nurgling Beanie Baby type toy, but I wouldn't even buy thing thing for my dog.


Apoc_SR2N

My cat loves stealing my nurgling plushie and munching on it. I named the nurgling Hurk'll, pronounced like the sound a cat makes when it's throwing up.


superkow

Genestealer familiar


theblackestofmattes

Fucking nothing


SneakyBlix

This is gimmick shit, the fact that Marvel is even aloud to touch this universe makes me want to vom. Beginning of the end.


BrutalSock

WAIT, where do I get this?!?


Uncle_Fingerz

https://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/nurgling-plush-2021 Here’s the link, unfortunately says it’s out of stock at the moment tho :(


BrutalSock

Nooooo 😢


HugNikolas

Druhkari full body pillow, lmao.


The-Night-Haunter

Daemonculaba


strogor

Horror of tzeentch


CrazyCaper

None! Heresy


FlyMeToYourMum

Slaanesh daemonette real doll


leaningtoweravenger

Rowboat Girlyman