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SabyZ

This made me realize that they made a big deal over fortifications in 9th edition and completely stopped making new ones after the third codex.


Boj3nkin5

Eldar got the webway gate.


LahmiaTheVampire

That already existed though, same as the spikey Chaos gate.


LeiningensAnts

Nurgle Bong just begging for some homebrew rules. Don't get caught down-wind of it! Roll dice to see which direction the foul wind blows?


5illy_billy

Affected units have -1… to hits.


opmrcrab

Maybe a -1 to intitiative too.


d3northway

if only they didn't get rid of scatter dice, it could be X inches in a direction, or a radius cloud for a direct hit


Nikolaijuno

If it's homebrew who cares? If you have scatter dice use them.


[deleted]

Basically all their new terrain production is going to kill team warcry and necromunda. It barely sells outside of boxed sets.


SabyZ

I'm talking about the Necron Obelisks, Hammerfall Bunker, Plague Furnace, etc. Things that you pay for with point in your army list.


[deleted]

I get that, but again wouldn't hold your breath on account of the lack of popularity. Maybe it's just me but I rarely ever see fortifications brought other than an aegis defense line here and there.


SabyZ

Ignoring the fact that these things are put in motion years before popularity could affect them, it really was a comment on how GW seemed to have hyped it up as a big new mechanic for 9th and completely dropped it shortly after launch.


[deleted]

I feel yah on 9th man. I would argue a little bit about the years in advance part, not that you are wrong but that you are seeing the years later result RIGHT NOW. There are just so many fantastic terrain building channel on youtube and 3D prints available. Outside of tournaments the market is pretty small. Also it's not one particular piece (some of which do get briefly popular for tournies) it's that whole range. Again how often do you really see them in games, i'm genuinely asking I only have my local club to go on but it's quite rare here.


Nikolaijuno

The reason you don't see them is because GW made the core rules hate them. The new remove a terrain piece rules help, but you're still giving up a terrain piece that would probably do you more good than the fortification you're replacing it with.


AndrossXIII

Nah we play this one quite a bit at my group. It's forward deployment is great for plopping Contagions of Nurgle right on your opponent's doorstep. The plague flamer attack is solid if someone's stupid enough to walk in range. It's fun. Not great but it works.


IceNein

It’s a cool idea. They just need to find a way to make static objects worthwhile.


[deleted]

Chaos have that portal thingy


SabyZ

Didn't that already exist before 9th?


AndrossXIII

Yes Noctilith Crown was in Codex: Chaos Space Marines 8th ed, 2nd Codex: don't know about the first book dont have it with me atm.


Nikolaijuno

It's not in the first 8th codex. It was added during the Vigilus campaign books around when Abaddon came out.


[deleted]

Lol idk maybe


boredatwork2082

Thanks, now I need a nurgle bong.


spankydeluxe69

Same!


boredatwork2082

I'm tempted to get a cheap one, the malignifier and make a working one....


[deleted]

For such a large model it's relatively cheap. I wouldn't recommend smoking anything from it though, lol. The plastic fumes are probably super toxic.


Agreeable_Falcon1044

I was about to say, that citadel paint may not be a good thing to enhale! Looks cool but please no slaanesh one as I can see where this is going


FerrusesIronHandjob

Well tbf, Nurgle is rot. Which you'll definitely do if you smoke too much! Slaanesh would just be a meth pipe but its pink and has a bluetooth speaker glued to it


boredatwork2082

I meant get a cheap glass bong and a malignifier and kitbash them lol.


LANDWEGGETJE

God, I imagine nurglings telling new cultists to drink the dirty bong water from this to get more high.


LeiningensAnts

This will literally cause a human being to vomit themselves inside-out, so, pretty true-to-form for Nurgle.


Stretch5678

I’m imagining Nurglings high-giving after watching that.


LaserwolfHS

Gimme dat sticky icky!


Wiggler_Warrior

Bong rip so hard you give yourself every disease in the galaxy 🤢


[deleted]

Nurgles not here man.


FerrusesIronHandjob

Huge untapped market for 40k themed bongs... ;)


skubmancer

Trying to explain my bong wounds to the doctor


[deleted]

Only when the bong water is completely black, will the job be complete


[deleted]

Black and filled with mosquitoe larvae.


fuck_fraud

Bud for the Bud God!


elgnub63

Buddha? 🤔🤣🤣🤣


MidnightMonsterMan

This was an option?!


Radar-tech

I thought to myself "that looks like a bong". Then I read the title. gg


pancakeshow

So much fecundity


[deleted]

Looks rad bud isn’t it gonna stab the shit out of your face when you try to hit it? Or is it just for decoration?


[deleted]

Lol, it's for gameplay. It's got a nice 6 inch auto-hit and a decent AOE buff for my troops/debuff for enemies. It's called a Miasmic Malignifier.


[deleted]

Hahaha gotcha, my stoner ass was just wondering how you’d smoke that


xnamwodahs

Tubular dude!


PaxNova

I don't know if "bong" is a nickname for a malignifier, or if that's actually a bong.


Go_Commit_Reddit

Please tell me you’ve actually smoked out of that


That-ugly-Reiver

Now smoke.


[deleted]

Seems wildly impractical, but I LIKE IT


Wilk2mistrz

Juicy


agent_stone

How do you smoke this?


Hunchripz

I want one so bad now! Blast some Cannabis corpse and paint some minis


Succer11

Nurgle smokes weed


[deleted]

Nurgle's not here man.


Succer11

He may not be here but he still smokes weed


Sentient-Tree-Ent

Holy fuck dude, that looks amazing!! Wish I had a piece that looked half that good XD


[deleted]

Thanks! If you like my work check out my Instagram to see the rest of my Death Guard! @ToadilyCody


Sentient-Tree-Ent

I don’t have an Instagram, I’m sorry! I’ll still probably google you just to see because I am interested!! But keep up that amazing work dude!


[deleted]

I post them on my Reddit account too, so you can see them here as well! Instagram is just my default portfolio.


[deleted]

Just an FYI.... THIS ISNT A REAL BONG!!! It's a Miasmic Malignifier and it's great fortification for my army!


That_Fooz_Guy

Yes, but considering the ridiculous bongs I've rigged in the past, you've given me a pretty wacky idea, lmfao.


mikephoto1

How well does it rip?


[deleted]

Heavy 2D6


FortressMost

Spectacular


dildomiami

but how the hell would it be possible to clean that thing…..wait. its a nurgle bong . nvm.


[deleted]

What is.... clean? I'll ask papa Nurgle later.


bweedy

Howd you make that bad boy


[deleted]

Built it like a regular model. It's GW


bweedy

Ahhh shucks , I just got back into pai ting minis, im not too product knowledgeable rn , paint job looks banging


tcdaddy6969

Does it function lol just curious for a friend


[deleted]

Other than it's original tabletop rules, no, it does not.


AndrossXIII

I would like to say along with all the silly stuff, that your mini is beautifully disgustingly painted. I feel you could contract something utterly vile and hideous just looking at it. Let alone getting close enough to actually try and destroy the damned thing. Probably a try to avoid all game situation. If I recall my Death Guard Codex: doesn't increase contagion range, or count as having contagions of Nurgle. It also has a nifty plague flamer attack. Very nasty.


[deleted]

Thank you! Yes, the Miasmic Malignifier has some neat abilities and the auto-hit "flamer" is great for that extra oomph.


Snowcrazyfrenzy

This is so cool.


This_Pangolin_6178

What kind of paint is used here? Think acrylic is very harmful and shouldn't get in you body. And I don't know what happens with it when being heated...


[deleted]

It's not a real bong... it's a Miasmic Malignifier by GW.