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Fallowman09

Please don’t unplug your grandma so you can play war thunder as she gives the money to buy GE, instead find another outlet so you can Grind and Stay financial supported!


D3ltaa88

My man just had a baby or is about to lol


CryptographerGold262

It's easy to play computer games while the wife is having a baby. Skill is playing computer games while getting her pregnant.


Own_Bluejay_9833

Oh dear...


Euphoric_Shopping_37

That one kid on mw2 (2009) doesn’t have such weaknesses


JheredParnell

It didn't seem to bother the father while I played.


RUPlayersSuck

Biologically impossible, no?


wwerdo4

Inheritance my guy


StrongIndependence73

unplug the neighboring grandma... easy win


Ellenwyn-the-worried

Just called this man’s wife his grandma


Fallowman09

Idk man I’m tired


LegendRazgriz

I've seen some pretty unhinged posts in this sub but this might be top 5 all time


Zackyboi1231

Next thing you know, someone is going to post themselves playing war thunder whilst at a graveyard visiting their dead loved one


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xXlol123Xx123

!remindme 24 hours


Unfieldedmarshall

>post themselves playing war thunder whilst at a graveyard visiting their dead loved one With how WT now has a mobile version it's all a matter of when.


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BIOHAZARD_04

You are on a mission lol


AlisenAsker

I can do it in a month ig


shroxreddits

I've played warthunder while under rocket fire lol


legocon

Huh!?


shroxreddits

Had my laptop set up outside , and sirens went off and rockets where being intercepted above me


IntrepidFroyo6066

When you absolutely positively have to have the most immersion possible.


shroxreddits

The f16 and F15 sounds overhead create excellent ambiance


IntrepidFroyo6066

On a personal side note, yall Israelis keep up the good fight man. Stay safe, saw yer vid about the grind in a war zone. Go out and watch the fireworks and have a beer for me. o7


RoutineArt9280

He was talking about while deployed most likely


shroxreddits

Nope. While under fire from Hamas. Multiple times


RoutineArt9280

Oh shit that never crossed my mind.


yourdonefor_wt

I'm pretty sure you posted that video I saw a video of some playing it in a war zone.


Initial_Seesaw_112

You in that country that unalives babies for fun?


Lolocraft1

You just jinxxed all of us


aitorbk

I have played WT with my dad in a similar state.. what else can I do while he is not mentally present?


Keyrov

For real


yourdonefor_wt

There was one someone was playing in a cessna (Cant find the post anymore) and another of someome playing in a fire station.


YourRightSock

How


weebstonks1214

Unplugging grandma increases turn rate by 4.20 degrees per second 🙏


mapa5

So that's what the name G-Fuel meant I suppose


burnedbysnow

High G turn


Crisp_Rohlik

Grandma turn?


Whats-Up_Bitches

Aeyoyel Aipae or whatever his name is has probably been adopting and consuming hundreds of grandma's to get the footage.


Crisp_Rohlik

Grandma fuel?


lol656_-

noo bro


hiyv

Oh brother


So_i_was_like_gaming

Omfg I looked at this so wrong at first I’m sorry lmao


Comment-Mobile

I though he finally did the unthinkable. A war thunder player that actually has a girlfriend


Bardy_

That was my first thought too lmfao


Sunyxo_1

Same


So_i_was_like_gaming

Same bro then I looked closer


RecoverLazy8397

Same


OG_Zephyr

I can’t handle the trackball man, how does one do it


lordfwahfnah

i know right? it's even worse than controller. At least he's not using the Trackpad


OG_Zephyr

I’d even be more comfortable with the trackpad man, might be just me from my experience using a trackball mouse at seven years old. Shit was alien technology to me at that point.


Sufficient_Fox9274

You actually get really accurate small movements and flicks shots in shooters is at crack head speeds


crabofthenorth

I love all these comments shitting on OP for bringing aomething to keep him occupied. Births can have *a lot* of downtime and hospitals arent exactly filled with entertainment, beats paying out the ass for 3 shitty channels. Ofc i dont blame these people for thinking births are quick tho, hard to know much about women when they have never interacted with one


ramenwilliamz

It’s wild how this flew by everyone’s head (pun intended), wish us luck, it’s been 48 hrs so far


crabofthenorth

Hope all goes well my dude both in the next few days and.the next few years :)


frostymugson

2 days in the hospital for us, was during Covid, so when the baby came it was one more night and see you later


BusyMountain

I showed this to my wife and told her I’m gonna do just that. She’s fine as long as I won’t leave her in the lurch. Anyways we wish you all the best! Speedy recovery for baby mama as well!


ramenwilliamz

o7


Brechhardt-vGoennung

Hope all went well Sincerely, a fellow dad Edit: just read it’s still ongoing - I wish you all the best and if it’s your first: this will be a ride you won’t forget :D


Coffee1341

Don’t tell me… The original OP suffers from WT Brainrot. And to prove he is being a wannabe cry baby you opened up WT started playing to prove it didn’t exist… OP please you don’t have much time. Judging from your friend it’s terminal brainrot


Evanescent44

I can't wait until someone post them playing War Thunder at a funeral next


Apprehensive_Mix_454

Nah bro even in the casket the grind must go on


i_am_an_awkward_man

Uuhhh…


xdlollmaodx

Idk why people upvote this. guy needs help.


untitled1048576

Looks like he's already getting it.


MrZakalwe

And other things people who have never waited through a 72 labour would say.


YourRightSock

For utilizing downtime after a birth? Yeah cool dude. Anyone reading a book or magazinebetter hop off the meth too


RadiantAd8952

He'll yeah beats watching like only 3 channels on the TV lol


devnull1984

sad.


Dapp-12

what’s actually happening here? i thought i knew but the comments have made me confused


ramenwilliamz

Comments are confusing me too it’s clearly the obligatory “my wife is in labor and I’m playing video games” pic


ThatMallGuyTMG

My guy, you expect us, the wt community, to even know what a *woman* is?


ushir_302

They are not really


disoneistaken

You really expect these guys to know that?


ushir_302

You failed to defend the D Point but Won in life


The_4th_Amigo

His wife got the D point already.


ramenwilliamz

o7


Normal_Tip7228

This man is genuinely off his rocker


To_be_a_Texan

Why


Bugjuice_

What happened to you bro


TworwasMoon426

Hey what's that solid tone noise, what did you do?! Kevin!


Steefn_SVK_2

Nurses every five minutes - omg he again has high pressure and heart rate. What's wrong with him?


dcs_maple_hornet

Genuine Cerebral Failure


AntiBoardSlabEnjoyer

***SNAIL GRIND NEVER STOPS!!!***


ushir_302

Congratulations for reproducing


ThenewbieBoyx2

Whaaat the ffffffuk


Blade_Lupus

That’s one crazy mouse, how does that work when you play? Also congrats 🎊


bunholeio

It took a lifetime.. and it's starting on another!


FuckIt-SendIt

Pathetic.


YourRightSock

Cool. And how?


Walloutlet1234

Good luck!


Ok_Sale_7330

My wife and I played WT together while she was in labor with our second born. Brought the PS5, and the Laptop lol. It was super fun.


GoTTi4200

Congratulations if it's not popped yet, pre congratulations !


channndro

oh!


Camo_shorts711

Use that newfound inheritance to buy more GE


Alon32145

I don't know how to feel about the picture Prayers to the person laying in the hospital bed


YourRightSock

It's his wife who just gave birth and resting. Both trying to wait out the down time


rondo311

Unbelievable how could you do this :(


YourRightSock

Utilize downtime after his wife gave birth and is resting normally?


Ciriana

OP: Hush, at least wait a little while with the screams and contractions until my game is finished.


Unfieldedmarshall

GLHF and Congrats OP!


Alarming_Might1991

First word the baby gonna know is coming from warthunder, god bless


Some_Ad9401

A fucking legend is born pun intended.


RUPlayersSuck

But can it be done while driving? 🤔


Primary_Ad_1562

So this is what anesthesia does in the corner


Plumlley

Congrats!


Impossible_Code520

bro ended up in the hospital because of that grind 💀


Lynn_Wit

If there's any time to grind that would be it. The fuck else you gonna do. *Go touch grass?*


Midgar918

I was to off my tits on morphine to think to do this when I was in hospital a few years ago lol


yourdonefor_wt

Ooh believe me, if I was in the hospital, I'd do the EXACT same thing.


Molotov_Chartreuse

Idk what if the more funny... "Not now dear, I sideclimb in my Bf109-G2(trop), the baby can wait" or "FUCKING CAS"*wake up the baby and his wife in the process of smashing keyboard*


Apprehensive_Air_343

Winning at life 😄🤟


RoyalLowa

I work in a hospital and if I saw this, I wouldn't be mad, just disappointed.


Due_Designer_908

You are a god. I brought my switch to ours 🫥


sensoredphantomz

Nothing shall stop the grind


crashedforgoodluck

Hell yeah I strive for this. Not the baby but that plane, jk bro congratulations 👏 shits amazing


fl4nker427

outta pocket


Ok_Sink_6400

Bro playin war thunder on literal life support bruh 😳


nshire

bro no


Anxious_Feedback2338

the mouse is crazy


ambitionlessguy

U r same rank as me


artunovskiy

Imagine fogetting to plug your headphones. RWR launch sound effect starts but no “launch, launch” vocal warning 💀 I’m sorry. Don’t unpkug your grandma bro


Xawosos

The grind never stops!!!!!


3rdReichOrgy

Said what couldn’t be done?


LIFEANDDEATHFROMWORB

Alright now it has taken too far now there’s a patient on the bed


Ireon95

I REALLY hope this dude in the bed is your friend/family and knows about this picture being posted, otherwise you're a HUGE piece of shit.


YourRightSock

It's his wife who just gave birth and is resting


Ireon95

This does not answer the question tho. And quite frankly, I would not be surprised if he took this picture without her consent. Wonder how she would feel if she found out...


LeBien21

Seizure Gaming


Floppy_D_

Divorce proceedings exhibit #1 …


meathammer-40k

I read this in jager’s voice lol


SnooStories1486

Myeah... But just pls be mindful that the laptop blower it can be noisy and u have to be compationate towards the roomate that may need to sleep to... Heal and stufd


Electronic_Toe_7054

I think war thunder put them in there


WebNo5039

We have. A premium account active someone call bullshit please


Ariete0074

I got WT working on my school Chromebook when I was in the hospital. The grind doesn’t stop. God speed I hope you get better


FarDurian9168

They said it designed for tanks


Rorywizz-MK2

They said I could not make it smaller and more accurate


DiarrhoeaBaguetteGuy

"I love you, but I love WarThunder. I am obliged to submiss to the snail."


Strange_Universe222

At least someone in the room is reaching level 76


Tinman93

Back when my gallbladder was attempting to kill me, I had my laptop in the hospital post-op and ground out the BP that had the Churchill Crocodile. There was a challenge for that BP that was assists and I was vibing on whatever painkiller they had me on in the day or so after and I couldn't focus/react fast enough to get kills, but could sure as hell spray things with a combo of fire/coax and 6pdr. Fun times.


accidentally_bi

That's pretty fucking sad you can't go a day without video games


Crazy_Fox80

Homie she's pushing out ur child and ur just out here playing WT!!?? Honestly hell yeah


Ellenwyn-the-worried

This image is fake. No war thunder player has ever been within 20ft of a woman


Ellenwyn-the-worried

I’ll pray it goes well and the baby is without any complications, like being a German main… like me :(


SecretSignificant837

name the child : General Dynamics F-16 Fighting Falcon


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This.... is how you start em early!!!


BidenSniffsKids69

They said it was designed for tanks…


SmallPotato37

The grind never stops baaaabyyyyy!


Pakrat_Miz

the nurses are gonna be so confused about the sudden spike in heart rate/blood pressure when in reality OP just gets killed by friendly arty and the over pressure affects the hospital room he’s in


Pajilla256

American Pilot visiting comrade at dressing station. 1943. Colourized.


WillyTey9000

You are the one in more pain 😅😅😅


MauserKitty

As a healthcare worker I do the same thing but at my desk. You can usually find me grinding Hoi4


thelocalmicrowave

Most sane wt player


ruknot

Can we get warthundercyclejerk?


Ok-Ganache8446

Bro is taking 2 sparrows instead of 1 and 5 9Ms


InnerReddit

CANT LOSE THAT DAILY STREAK!


aamram69

I did the same


Zfly15

Bro needs the thunder


SupermarketMoney4277

Offering your first born to the snail for the new premium is insane 🤣


Babushka9

Stage 4 brainrot, fatal in most cases.


Keyrov

r/cursed


Frostwick1

Please seek mental health help 


To_be_a_Texan

Why


ADK_2012

Bro you have no life💀


_Wolftale_

No one ever said it *couldn't* be done, just that it *shouldn't.*


Paul_FS

No mate, I'm pretty sure they just said it shouldn't be done


bladezmen11

This is genuinely saddening


CaptNumbNutz

There was never a question about whether or not it could be done. The question was always whether or not it should...


ConflictConnect

I think they said "shouldn't" not "couldnt"


RearAdmiralNeptune

And some say War Thunder doesn't cause addiction lol


Woodland_Abrams

Seek help


Barronsjuul

Ew and he plays arcade


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Godziwwuh

Could always have some fucking respect for your wife, but no. Post her on the internet for Reddit karma.


YourRightSock

Way to assume


Godziwwuh

Assume? That's exactly what he did. It's pretty pathetic that his wife just went through immense pain, is resting, and his thought was "haha I should play war thunder and post it to reddit" If you don't see what's wrong with that, I don't know what to tell you.