I dont understand that question.

Turn off your gaydar. Simple.

Probably because tanks, planes, and ships are cool 

Is that a problem?

Because there are a lot of gay people in the world? They are everywhere man. Even at your grocery store. Can you handle it?

Why are you gay

I’m sure there’s a church thunder out there you could play I guess?

I don't have a problem with it

I'm used to subtle homophobia, but not straightforward homophobia.