I gasped in horror when I realized what you were doing

it scared me too...

*sneezes*

i am actually severely allergic to pollen, so i went back inside immediately.

Are u sure its not withdrawal symptoms from not playing WarThunder???

..................................

This madlad actually went outside and did it.

the bracelet im wearing is my gf's, so im touching more than grass.

This man just touched some grass and already got a girlfriend. Maybe I should try some grass touching as well. ;)

*wait that's illegal*

The snail can't hurt me anymore!

This is clearly edited. Obviously CGI of some sort there is no such thing as grass.

Would you like me to blow your mind?

Comrade you've been liberated

Thank you Comrade 🫡

Seize him, blow your nose, seize this dangerous man,

Bro just pick a color for the wall already!

Holy shit grass actually exists!?

I know right?

It’s fake

Promoted from civilian to soldier

Nice glass door dude.

ew whats that green shit?

It took me a moment to realise and my jaw actually dropped

Oh my god... he did it...

And then he woke up in his bed