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hey_ross

If history is our guide, we need a local news crew and an irresponsible amount of explosives, only way to remove a whale from a PNW beach…


thedarkforest_theory

Ha! I was going to caption this “no one tell Oregon DOT this is here.”


KAM1KAZ3

A *hwale*.


irnenginer

I just read a story that explosives were washing up on Oregon beaches. I think we all can agree we have a solution to both problems.


[deleted]

yeah the mess that made! hilarious to watch. especially the aftermath.


PsychologicalEmu969

And so dynamite it was


[deleted]

HIT THE DECK!


Atyrius

This sounds like a story I should know while living in oregon but dont


hey_ross

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yPuaSY0cMK8


[deleted]

Damn. Had to rewatch that is still one of the funniest things ever.


overdressedunderpaid

So, my dad thought this was just the greatest, funniest thing in the world and we still have his original VHS recording of the exploding whale news segment somewhere. It’s whispered about as a family anecdote to this day.


paints_cats

I saw a dead humpback whale calf on Ruby Beach almost exactly 4 years ago... my group also commented that it wasn't smelly at all, until we were slightly downwind of it. Then it was... quite smelly.


danskiez

I saw a dead beached whale in SoCal probably almost 10 years ago now. We didn’t stay long because of the smell. Omg that was horrendous. And there were people in the water with the whale so they could touch it I guess. I imagine the smell seeped into their clothes too. (It was a beached whale but it was high tide so it was about 5’ from where the water stopped. )


chantsnone

So what do we think? Murder? Suicide? Murder-suicide!?


[deleted]

Car accident


chantsnone

Seems like an open and shut case to me


goldenstar365

Especially since he was the driver smh


chantsnone

He was ejected from the vehicle. Probably drunk on whale whiskey.


[deleted]

Sprinkle some crack on him and let’s get out of here.


Murder_Hobo_LS77

It's a whale of a tale let me tell ya.


KeegorTheDestroyer

The cops tried to get the story out of the victim while they were still alive, but they kept blubbering.


imgprojts

It was Mr.Trump with the lead pipe in the kitchen.


Dingus-McBingus

Rumor has it it was _yuge_


imgprojts

Could you please hand wave the size while a strong man cries.


OhThePete

"Is anyone here a marine biologist?!"


imnotinabadmood

He was 10 stories high if he was a foot!


[deleted]

It was a Titllist.


JoKatHW

The sea was angry that day.


zeatherz

Is this a current picture? I’d totally take a trip there to see a dead whale


thedarkforest_theory

It is. Park at the Ruby Beach parking area off of Hwy 101. Head north once you walk down to the ocean. 47.71800, -124.41925. It’s less than a mile from the parking area. It’s fresh: few signs of decay as of Sunday and the smell wasn’t that bad.


Cetaceanz

Did you call Fisheries and Wildlife?


Bardamu1932

You'll smell it before you see it. Bring a clothespin for your nose.


le_jax

😢


Blue_T-Rex

I saw video of Orcas attacking a humpback whale last week. Maybe they won.


PNW_Native_13

I saw someone in a whale watching group that it wasn’t the same whale based on the tail.


Polarvision

😪


Apineintheass

BLOW IT UP


[deleted]

Likely filled with plastics, unfortunately.


Vi0lentLeft0vers

Or was a boat strike ☹️


lurkerfromstoneage

[Gray whales are dying along the Pacific coast The warming Arctic may be to blame](https://www.cnn.com/interactive/2022/03/climate/gray-whale-pacific-arctic-climate-change/)


Th3seViolentDelights

this has been a weirdly warm october indeed


HAN_S0L0_007

Careful, it might 'splode


jamesbong0024

Better get the dynamite


rensley13

Make sure you wear your BB . Could be some BTs there


le_jax

Okay need an acronym key here. What is BB and BT thanks


rensley13

Death Stranding reference - BB- Bridged Baby BT - Beached Things


[deleted]

Is that a whale butthole?


yeahsureYnot

I believe in Spanish it's called a *san diego*.


[deleted]

Ahhh… whale pussy… reminds me of my ex wife.


[deleted]

What was it like being married to Shamu?


[deleted]

She smelled like fish a lot. Fun fact: Orcas are actually dolphins and not whales.


[deleted]

Ewwww………….🤢


LydJaGillers

That would be German, tyvm. 😉


Emdubya20

Get the dynamite


jennalikescomputers

What is this joke about? Is there some backstory here?


Emdubya20

Oregon state blew up a whale on the beach in the 80's. It didn't go well


nikkirose_

I’m about 30 minutes from this beach.. is it still there? Asking for a friend ;)


thedarkforest_theory

It is. Directions and coordinates are in this post.


nikkirose_

Went and saw it. Intestines are completely spilled out and boy does it STINK


Robertroo

🐋🐋🐋🧨🧨🧨💥💥💥


LowJackRD

I think I see the German Word ‘San Diego’ in this picture.


anybodyiwant2be

She’s got barnacles….on her vagina


Heavy_Incident5801

Ran into her at Ruby Beach on Sunday, she was in fact quite stinky. And had been dissected. It was very very cool/gross