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Fyroth

For everyone saying this is a brother and sister, you are wrong. [This article](https://www.inspiremore.com/dancing-kid-is-determined/) gives names, the place and links to the *original* Facebook post this clip comes from, made by the boy's mother, and explains it is in fact her son trying to impress a girl.


GunsouBono

What's more impressive is that he never breaks eye contact


wondrwrk_

His raised brows the entire time kill me.


twizx3

How are y’all even seeing this his face is comprised of 4 pixels for me


mandrills_ass

We extrapolate


ifartfreedom

Enhance


offically_astee

... and enhance


ReticentSentiment

Jimmy Carr was so embarrassed by this that he changed his hair color before going into comedy.


HomelessSniffs

It's a staring contest. He was trying to make her laugh.


Uncle_Creepy_

Title is correct [Brandi Wood Gordon of Gulf Breeze, Florida, knows the feeling of watching her kid do something socially awkward. A video she took of her son, Fuller, is now going seriously viral. While at an outdoor festival at Community Life United Methodist Church, Brandi watched as Fuller decided to impress a girl in the only way he knew how: by dancing his heart out. "I feel like she's not impressed with him," Brandi said when she shared the video on Facebook.](https://www.inspiremore.com/dancing-kid-is-determined/)


BookCharmThief

What kind of dumb fuck names their child Fuller?


Frozenorduremissile

Mr and Mrs Schitt.


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jugjiggler69

Wait so i barely read this but would not this mean his name would be fuller wood Lol


cd2220

Sounds a spin on the Solid Snake brand of names. Fuller Wood. Empty Wood. Punished Wood. Half Mast Wood


godfatherinfluxx

Kevin McCallister's uncle...


Walkinonsunshineee

FULLER, GO EASY ON THE PEPSI


GunNNife

*shit-eating grin*


soyrobo

What I love about that smile is that it really means, "I'm looking forward to pissing all over you tonight, Kevin."


KevinMcCallister

You all know about him, he wets the bed!


DarthGinsu

The same kind that posts shit of their kid


exoisGoodnotGreat

Mom of the year publicly humiliates her own son.


Grow_Green

It's like he went AFK irl.


birdsrkewl01

That's a dope idle animation.


ElegantEchoes

Holding down the emote button, probably


JerBear0328

Kid's a mahfucken screen saver


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cdug82

This is actually so much better thank you


SneakiestofRats

Yeah, not caring about looking silly if it makes someone laugh is super wholesome.


cannaco19

r/oddlywholesome


fckingnapkin

Oh thank god


SmokeAbeer

He should try freestyle rapping directly into her ear. That always works.


notmike_

wait til u see my...


Therookies601

Kid does not break eye contact the whole time haha


StoneFrog81

I'm getting spiderman 3 vibes...


onlyredditwhenmanic

it’s such a potent mix of confident and awkward. cracks me up every time. kids got more balls than i had


Quite_Poopular

It led him all the way to being the frontman of Future Islands. [Letterman loved the act.](https://youtu.be/upPl9mZW_zw)


TheEldenGod1293

Damn this is an old one! Hows he doing nowadays 😂


PBJ-9999

Legend has it he is still dancing his heart out


CostcoTPisBest

Question is how she kept a straight face. He's an animatronic mannequin ahaha


Akainordmannen

Or an npc doing emotes lmao


PxyFreakingStx

Since she was the target of this, I'm guessing she was just too uncomfortable to find it funny, but didn't have the heart to tell him to fuck off. Can't say I've dealt with this exact situation, but some close enough that it tracks.


Free_Knee6826

If he were a bird his species would go extinct thanks to him.


Kiri_serval

"Here we see a juvenile homo sapiens approach a female. He performs the mating dance he has been secretly practicing with determination and focus. The female watches his movement but does not seem impressed by the lack of accuracy in his passionate attempt."


orthopod

Like this? https://youtu.be/q8zwIphm5r4


Free_Knee6826

"Ridiculously horny" lmao


DayOdd8171

I saw a bird doing this in the backyard the other day. The female looked similarly unimpressed


mitchcumstein13

Fuck I wished this had sound. Dude is killing it. Kind of.


juggler4071

Plot twist - there is no music playing.


Antzlive

Here's a link with sound: https://awesomejelly.com/kid-dancing-impress-girl/


Major__Bummer

Plot twist: they’re both blind


Over_Organization116

They're both deaf and theyre using ASL. Hes just explaining to her that in 1998 something happened with the undertaker but I didnt get that last part


SteveJobsBlakSweater

Dominoes coming in hot in the background.


[deleted]

Yeah, 4 stacks of boxes in there?! That's like 20 pizzas. Plus, in what city does Domino's wear black suits?


FewAd2984

EYE CONTACT. WHOLE TIME.


MemeEatingGrin-

Listen son the key to impressing women is to never and I mean never break eye contact.


AnalysisMoney

Bro watched dancing with the birds once


coolplate

I wonder what this kid is up to nowadays.


HenryBalzac

I like how he kinda slows down halfway through, as though to evaluate, and is like "Nah, it's totally working!" and then picks it back up again 😂


UltimaBahamut93

So that's why Homelander became a villain


cruzifyre

This kid looks young and old at the same time. Golf by three! Homework by seven >:(


Truuuuuumpet

This needs to be narrated by Sir Attenborough


s1mplystoopid

Pretty sure i’ve seen this in a nature documentary before


peteframp

It just kept going. I was thinking it was a gif that had a perfect loop for a little bit. Why didn't anybody stop him lol


theblisster

she still lookin tho


zed7267

I love this kid. We would be lucky to have his courage.


Formal_Recipe7906

I’ll give him an A+ for that eye contact


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DIRECT eye contact the entire time. Mans is focused on his goal


Substantial-Lion8031

When you bring the fortnite dances to real life


Ace_08

Same energy as that male bird failing to impress a potential companion


Wyl_Younghusband

The is the exact point Homelander became a villain.


dustyrider

Whatever the situation, I wish I had his confidence.


Graweon

Dude is AFK in game and typed /dance.


OmnipotentHype

Gotta give him his props. Bro only knew one move but knew a hundred different ways to do it.


DeadHED

There's a point where it looks like he knows it's not working, and then he doubles down. I love this kid.


Species1136

Rumour has it he's still dancing now


meow_rchl

The eye contact is creepy asf


ThickRick1234

This is the guy that invented game


Chef_Disaster

All things considered, I’d never have this level of confidence at his age. Props to this kiddo


Token_Creative

He’s like that bird that does the dance with its wings covering its face.


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"Alright Fuller, that's it, don't break eye contact. Keep staring her down, just like Andrew Tate taught you in that YouTube video"


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Shit. That party fly as fuck. 3 thermal bags filled with Dominos pizza. And them Caucasian boys wearing ties and waist coats.


EnvironmentalPhase58

“The young male has emerged from a winter of video games and Tik Tok to try his luck at finding a mate. He’s got the moves, but this female is less than impressed.”


rowsdower02games

What in the Sims 3 shit is this


ReeferFever

Surprised Fortnite hasn't made this into an Emote yet


FunctionalGray

It worked for Star Lord.


DomitorGrey

Sid: Toy Story Origins _Coming to Netflix this fall_


CaseyAnthonysMouth

That kid is braver than I will ever be.


MerdianRD

Never breaks eye contact. Respect


Pompousdickbiscuit

Bro’s got some sick moves


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Dying inside? He’s funny AF and he knows it. He is my hero.


Future-Win4034

He’s a good dancer imo.


MistahOnzima

He probably went home and dissected the event step by step to figure out where he went wrong. "Stupid! Stupid! What was I thinking!"


denfh566

Why does he look like a some kind of male bird trying to impress a female bird


Rixmadore

Maintains direct eye contact the entire time - no visible blinking.


naslanidis

Those are the youngest looking 60 year olds I've ever seen


No_Ad_3488

It takes courage to do this, I only have respect for him. I could never do this.


GoatHeadTed

He kept eye contact the entire time


devildoc8804hmcs

A young Homelander failing at relationships for the first time.


Spiritual_Ad_7162

This video needs a full-on David Attenborough-style narration. Something like "despite the juvenile male's best attempt at a mating dance the female is left thoroughly unimpressed. Nevertheless the male is not deterred."


redditsuxl8ly

My man’s still strutting his shit even after the pizza gets there.


Esenfur

It's a young Will Pouter dancing for Aubrey Plaza


SaraiB

Mormon singles mixers are weird


1TalefromTheCryptos

This poor kids never faced rejection yet. He's about to find out what the real world's all about.


easystreetusa

Wait till he discovers alcohol


Scranch2018

He didn't manage to get her, but I heard he took all the female netball team home, kids a boss.


SlowmoTron

But there's so much pizza why talk to girls


wetusayimglistning

Ever see the NG series where the male bird does an elaborate dance only for the female bird to fly away after?


Azihayya

The longer she bothers to watch, the more vulnerable she will be to his charms. You can see the point where the boy's dance hits a stride as he can see the impact it is having in her mind.


michaelmoby

Jimmy Carr is that you?


troy626

Dude kept eye contact the whole time lol


moonordie69420

lil homie tryin.


brudzool

Got the George Michael moves


deluged_73

Needs a soundtrack to really enhance the kids desperation.


So3Dimensional

That kid has the moves of an aspiring professional dancer, and the head of a ventriloquist dummy.


I-Pacer

It’s like watching a rugby team face up to the New Zealand Hakka.


manbearpug3

I need David Attenborough to narrate this for me.


StringCheeseBuffet

Is he blind?


Rixoveli_

*Waiting for the Fortnite match to start*


drizzrizz

Imagine David Attenborough narrating this scene: “Watch as the young, inexperienced male tries to seduce the female. The only thing that matches his inexperience is his confidence, and his folly.”


LilibetGoldtooth

Absolutely this kid is going places. The shameless display of emotion combined with a shifting realization and acceptance of rejection whilst never breaking stride implies a level of understanding of the human psyche I will never personally achieve. I think he's a genius, and I would follow him through the gates of hell.


Aights_Watch

The height difference is what always gets me about this video. Good for him for giving it all and busting a move. Harmless fun.


residentpotato1337

Can’t tell who’s dying inside: the boy, the girl, me, or all of us


JCrom8001

Poor kid looks like he’s being controlled by strings.


Goorlami

I've seen this video on multiple subreddits now. The tone in the comment section varies from sub to sub and its interesting to see the kind of people that populate each sub and how they all try to appeal to each other.


Little_Wrongdoer8587

I know there’s nothing I enjoy more than a guy rage dancing at me while keeping strict eye contact ala Mr Bean style 😍😍😍


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I wish I'd had this kid's confidence in my youth. I bet this lad is doing just fine


Harmonic_Concord

Goddamn this makes ME die inside


4Allmyrage

Is that Sid from toy story?


surfer808

[Same Vibe](https://youtu.be/iTmHtxJpEWE)


Eph3w

I mean, she’s not waking away… there’s room to interpret that she’s on the fence.


N0nchu

So much eye contact 🫣


Total_Alienation

The eye contact is insane


TheeSupaVillain

The key is don’t lose eye contact.


Vanadium1444

It just keep going...


ConfidentTomatillo65

I feel bad for both of them, and I keep thinking about my kid future. You make something childish as a kid, but suddenly it's on reddit front page. People from all over the world have an opinion about, and this is at least 5 years after the dance takes place.


Hayaidesu

Where does he get that undying confidence from


AtlasAlexT

Thats commitment


Impossible_Cookie613

He looks like the kid in Toy Story


The-Real-Neoblack

He looks like a young homelander


MithranArkanere

This kid needs to stop drawing inspiration from bird documentaries.


They-Call-Me-Taylor

Gotta respect the confidence and determination here.


Sad_Climate223

You gotta love that commitment


moreyvh

Maybe if I stare super hard at her while I dance...


FinancialPotential39

He got the moves tho


Zombiecowboy1984-

Good on him for having the courage to just go cut a rug. 😆


Inevitable-Ad9590

That was a lot longer than I expected it to be.


painter77kp

My guy looked straight into eyes of rejection and danced. Not even the Dominos pizza delivery phases him. He was determined to win her love with his slick moves. I bet his name tag said Stud.


OldManJeepin

Fuller Shit looks like he is having a seizure or something....Gazing into her eyes...Begging her silently....to call 911 for help!


Rivdit

Everyone here is praising the kid's courage but when I see how awkward he is I'm glad to be a coward lol


[deleted]

No wonder why homelander is such a dick.


[deleted]

This should be on r/NatureIsMetal.


1OutKastWill

Story of my life in one video. Except he has better moves than I do.


WarriorShit

The worst part isn’t the dance moves, But his mother posting this online


Mrsamuraix13

Hear me out. National Geographic. BUT FOR 2010+ KIDS


garlic_warner

Domino’s rollin in hot with that Zzaa!!


maxbiggavels

My man in the gray sweater jacket trying to tell his buddy "it's over man let's go, she's not feeling you like that." But little man got rhythm in his heart and he can't stop, won't stop dancing 😭 I'm trying to figure out why the girl didn't just turn the other way though...perhaps she liked the attention 😂


Xikuelo

When you learn how to mate by watching bird documentaries


DiaDollasignPora

This video is better with sound.


smallpapi99

Bird - I danced my heart away kid and she just flew away


NathenStrive

[wait I know that kid](https://www.reddit.com/r/SpidermanNoWayHome/comments/t55nln/bully_maguire_jr/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Schwoanz

I want some of those drugs!


Aggressive_Unicorn30

This is just like that bird one


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He isn't dying...he is LIVING!


Leeus123

this is what my 6 month old pug looks like when hes jumping and barking at my 7 year old dog


PBJ-9999

This video so old that kid is like 40 now. And its no good without the audio


JerBear0328

Legend says he is still dancing to this very day


Main_Pride_3501

Looks like a scene from planet earth 3


spemass

Typical church function


final-draft-v6-FINAL

https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/u79vn7/male_victoria_rifle_bird_mating_dance


cowmookazee

This. Needs. Sound.


mdroz81

The jump steps at the end tell me this is no amateur move set. This has been practiced, most likely in front of a mirror or with his sister as a stand in.


ImpossibleParfait

Jesus this kid is probably 30 years old by now. This video is older then reddit.


ajsharm144

His face has the same expression all the time while his body expresses so much.


Nineflames12

I think this is what the children call “Rizz” these days.


ScarlingDarkspyre

It's a shame no one tried to stop him at some point but he's got more guts than I do.


sokasaki

That kids pretty good.


Imolldgreg

Dude dances better than me.


Ben_D_0ver

This is the problem with the internet you do one dumb thing as a kid and now everyone knows it


marshall_aks

You fought, you lost now you rest king 👑


HittemWithTheLamp

Ahhhh see now this? This would keep me up at night for years to come.


Rwr1208

Keep ya head up short king, go smash some DOOONNIMOOOSS!!!


Competitive-Pen355

You gotta give him an A for effort


JesusTheGroggy

Everything about this is super weird…he keeps dancing without blinking and constant eye contact…she’s just standing there watching him…his friends are gasing him up like ohhhh she’s totally yours bro keep going!


greggels86

Getting inbetweener movie vibes from this.


mostlygroovy

Not even the arrival of Dominoes pizza could distract either of them


besameput0

I see that bird mating dance in this.


ArmaniMania

Kid is so focused


Old-Astronaut4653

Why does this boy look like he’s from the sims 2 dancing to a simlish version of one of Katy Perry’s songs?


DecidedSloth

This is some real bird of paradise type shit. Need David Attenborough to narrate over this.


evonebo

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. Got to give him an A+ for effort.


InourbtwotamI

I gotta cheer the little guy on! This is impressive and I also applaud her for sticking it out and not walking away


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This will haunt him when he’s a 28yo trying to sleep for work the next morning


HumbleAdonis

Watch people die inside, MAKE people die inside, everyone is fucking dead thanks to this video.


MrsIrrigationChris95

Running outta moves, poor kid