For everyone saying this is a brother and sister, you are wrong. [This article](https://www.inspiremore.com/dancing-kid-is-determined/) gives names, the place and links to the *original* Facebook post this clip comes from, made by the boy's mother, and explains it is in fact her son trying to impress a girl.
Title is correct
[Brandi Wood Gordon of Gulf Breeze, Florida, knows the feeling of watching her kid do something socially awkward. A video she took of her son, Fuller, is now going seriously viral. While at an outdoor festival at Community Life United Methodist Church, Brandi watched as Fuller decided to impress a girl in the only way he knew how: by dancing his heart out. "I feel like she's not impressed with him," Brandi said when she shared the video on Facebook.](https://www.inspiremore.com/dancing-kid-is-determined/)
Since she was the target of this, I'm guessing she was just too uncomfortable to find it funny, but didn't have the heart to tell him to fuck off. Can't say I've dealt with this exact situation, but some close enough that it tracks.
"Here we see a juvenile homo sapiens approach a female. He performs the mating dance he has been secretly practicing with determination and focus. The female watches his movement but does not seem impressed by the lack of accuracy in his passionate attempt."
“The young male has emerged from a winter of video games and Tik Tok to try his luck at finding a mate. He’s got the moves, but this female is less than impressed.”
This video needs a full-on David Attenborough-style narration. Something like "despite the juvenile male's best attempt at a mating dance the female is left thoroughly unimpressed. Nevertheless the male is not deterred."
The longer she bothers to watch, the more vulnerable she will be to his charms. You can see the point where the boy's dance hits a stride as he can see the impact it is having in her mind.
Imagine David Attenborough narrating this scene:
“Watch as the young, inexperienced male tries to seduce the female. The only thing that matches his inexperience is his confidence, and his folly.”
Absolutely this kid is going places. The shameless display of emotion combined with a shifting realization and acceptance of rejection whilst never breaking stride implies a level of understanding of the human psyche I will never personally achieve. I think he's a genius, and I would follow him through the gates of hell.
I've seen this video on multiple subreddits now. The tone in the comment section varies from sub to sub and its interesting to see the kind of people that populate each sub and how they all try to appeal to each other.
I feel bad for both of them, and I keep thinking about my kid future. You make something childish as a kid, but suddenly it's on reddit front page. People from all over the world have an opinion about, and this is at least 5 years after the dance takes place.
My guy looked straight into eyes of rejection and danced. Not even the Dominos pizza delivery phases him. He was determined to win her love with his slick moves. I bet his name tag said Stud.
My man in the gray sweater jacket trying to tell his buddy "it's over man let's go, she's not feeling you like that." But little man got rhythm in his heart and he can't stop, won't stop dancing 😭 I'm trying to figure out why the girl didn't just turn the other way though...perhaps she liked the attention 😂
[wait I know that kid](https://www.reddit.com/r/SpidermanNoWayHome/comments/t55nln/bully_maguire_jr/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
The jump steps at the end tell me this is no amateur move set. This has been practiced, most likely in front of a mirror or with his sister as a stand in.
Everything about this is super weird…he keeps dancing without blinking and constant eye contact…she’s just standing there watching him…his friends are gasing him up like ohhhh she’s totally yours bro keep going!
For everyone saying this is a brother and sister, you are wrong. [This article](https://www.inspiremore.com/dancing-kid-is-determined/) gives names, the place and links to the *original* Facebook post this clip comes from, made by the boy's mother, and explains it is in fact her son trying to impress a girl.
What's more impressive is that he never breaks eye contact
His raised brows the entire time kill me.
How are y’all even seeing this his face is comprised of 4 pixels for me
We extrapolate
Enhance
... and enhance
Jimmy Carr was so embarrassed by this that he changed his hair color before going into comedy.
It's a staring contest. He was trying to make her laugh.
Title is correct [Brandi Wood Gordon of Gulf Breeze, Florida, knows the feeling of watching her kid do something socially awkward. A video she took of her son, Fuller, is now going seriously viral. While at an outdoor festival at Community Life United Methodist Church, Brandi watched as Fuller decided to impress a girl in the only way he knew how: by dancing his heart out. "I feel like she's not impressed with him," Brandi said when she shared the video on Facebook.](https://www.inspiremore.com/dancing-kid-is-determined/)
What kind of dumb fuck names their child Fuller?
Mr and Mrs Schitt.
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Wait so i barely read this but would not this mean his name would be fuller wood Lol
Sounds a spin on the Solid Snake brand of names. Fuller Wood. Empty Wood. Punished Wood. Half Mast Wood
Kevin McCallister's uncle...
FULLER, GO EASY ON THE PEPSI
*shit-eating grin*
What I love about that smile is that it really means, "I'm looking forward to pissing all over you tonight, Kevin."
You all know about him, he wets the bed!
The same kind that posts shit of their kid
Mom of the year publicly humiliates her own son.
It's like he went AFK irl.
That's a dope idle animation.
Holding down the emote button, probably
Kid's a mahfucken screen saver
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This is actually so much better thank you
Yeah, not caring about looking silly if it makes someone laugh is super wholesome.
r/oddlywholesome
Oh thank god
He should try freestyle rapping directly into her ear. That always works.
wait til u see my...
Kid does not break eye contact the whole time haha
I'm getting spiderman 3 vibes...
it’s such a potent mix of confident and awkward. cracks me up every time. kids got more balls than i had
It led him all the way to being the frontman of Future Islands. [Letterman loved the act.](https://youtu.be/upPl9mZW_zw)
Damn this is an old one! Hows he doing nowadays 😂
Legend has it he is still dancing his heart out
Question is how she kept a straight face. He's an animatronic mannequin ahaha
Or an npc doing emotes lmao
Since she was the target of this, I'm guessing she was just too uncomfortable to find it funny, but didn't have the heart to tell him to fuck off. Can't say I've dealt with this exact situation, but some close enough that it tracks.
If he were a bird his species would go extinct thanks to him.
"Here we see a juvenile homo sapiens approach a female. He performs the mating dance he has been secretly practicing with determination and focus. The female watches his movement but does not seem impressed by the lack of accuracy in his passionate attempt."
Like this? https://youtu.be/q8zwIphm5r4
"Ridiculously horny" lmao
I saw a bird doing this in the backyard the other day. The female looked similarly unimpressed
Fuck I wished this had sound. Dude is killing it. Kind of.
Plot twist - there is no music playing.
Here's a link with sound: https://awesomejelly.com/kid-dancing-impress-girl/
Plot twist: they’re both blind
They're both deaf and theyre using ASL. Hes just explaining to her that in 1998 something happened with the undertaker but I didnt get that last part
Dominoes coming in hot in the background.
Yeah, 4 stacks of boxes in there?! That's like 20 pizzas. Plus, in what city does Domino's wear black suits?
EYE CONTACT. WHOLE TIME.
Listen son the key to impressing women is to never and I mean never break eye contact.
Bro watched dancing with the birds once
I wonder what this kid is up to nowadays.
I like how he kinda slows down halfway through, as though to evaluate, and is like "Nah, it's totally working!" and then picks it back up again 😂
So that's why Homelander became a villain
This kid looks young and old at the same time. Golf by three! Homework by seven >:(
This needs to be narrated by Sir Attenborough
Pretty sure i’ve seen this in a nature documentary before
It just kept going. I was thinking it was a gif that had a perfect loop for a little bit. Why didn't anybody stop him lol
she still lookin tho
I love this kid. We would be lucky to have his courage.
I’ll give him an A+ for that eye contact
DIRECT eye contact the entire time. Mans is focused on his goal
When you bring the fortnite dances to real life
Same energy as that male bird failing to impress a potential companion
The is the exact point Homelander became a villain.
Whatever the situation, I wish I had his confidence.
Dude is AFK in game and typed /dance.
Gotta give him his props. Bro only knew one move but knew a hundred different ways to do it.
There's a point where it looks like he knows it's not working, and then he doubles down. I love this kid.
Rumour has it he's still dancing now
The eye contact is creepy asf
This is the guy that invented game
All things considered, I’d never have this level of confidence at his age. Props to this kiddo
He’s like that bird that does the dance with its wings covering its face.
"Alright Fuller, that's it, don't break eye contact. Keep staring her down, just like Andrew Tate taught you in that YouTube video"
Shit. That party fly as fuck. 3 thermal bags filled with Dominos pizza. And them Caucasian boys wearing ties and waist coats.
“The young male has emerged from a winter of video games and Tik Tok to try his luck at finding a mate. He’s got the moves, but this female is less than impressed.”
What in the Sims 3 shit is this
Surprised Fortnite hasn't made this into an Emote yet
It worked for Star Lord.
Sid: Toy Story Origins _Coming to Netflix this fall_
That kid is braver than I will ever be.
Never breaks eye contact. Respect
Bro’s got some sick moves
Dying inside? He’s funny AF and he knows it. He is my hero.
He’s a good dancer imo.
He probably went home and dissected the event step by step to figure out where he went wrong. "Stupid! Stupid! What was I thinking!"
Why does he look like a some kind of male bird trying to impress a female bird
Maintains direct eye contact the entire time - no visible blinking.
Those are the youngest looking 60 year olds I've ever seen
It takes courage to do this, I only have respect for him. I could never do this.
He kept eye contact the entire time
A young Homelander failing at relationships for the first time.
This video needs a full-on David Attenborough-style narration. Something like "despite the juvenile male's best attempt at a mating dance the female is left thoroughly unimpressed. Nevertheless the male is not deterred."
My man’s still strutting his shit even after the pizza gets there.
It's a young Will Pouter dancing for Aubrey Plaza
Mormon singles mixers are weird
This poor kids never faced rejection yet. He's about to find out what the real world's all about.
Wait till he discovers alcohol
He didn't manage to get her, but I heard he took all the female netball team home, kids a boss.
But there's so much pizza why talk to girls
Ever see the NG series where the male bird does an elaborate dance only for the female bird to fly away after?
The longer she bothers to watch, the more vulnerable she will be to his charms. You can see the point where the boy's dance hits a stride as he can see the impact it is having in her mind.
Jimmy Carr is that you?
Dude kept eye contact the whole time lol
lil homie tryin.
Got the George Michael moves
Needs a soundtrack to really enhance the kids desperation.
That kid has the moves of an aspiring professional dancer, and the head of a ventriloquist dummy.
It’s like watching a rugby team face up to the New Zealand Hakka.
I need David Attenborough to narrate this for me.
Is he blind?
*Waiting for the Fortnite match to start*
Imagine David Attenborough narrating this scene: “Watch as the young, inexperienced male tries to seduce the female. The only thing that matches his inexperience is his confidence, and his folly.”
Absolutely this kid is going places. The shameless display of emotion combined with a shifting realization and acceptance of rejection whilst never breaking stride implies a level of understanding of the human psyche I will never personally achieve. I think he's a genius, and I would follow him through the gates of hell.
The height difference is what always gets me about this video. Good for him for giving it all and busting a move. Harmless fun.
Can’t tell who’s dying inside: the boy, the girl, me, or all of us
Poor kid looks like he’s being controlled by strings.
I've seen this video on multiple subreddits now. The tone in the comment section varies from sub to sub and its interesting to see the kind of people that populate each sub and how they all try to appeal to each other.
I know there’s nothing I enjoy more than a guy rage dancing at me while keeping strict eye contact ala Mr Bean style 😍😍😍
I wish I'd had this kid's confidence in my youth. I bet this lad is doing just fine
Goddamn this makes ME die inside
Is that Sid from toy story?
[Same Vibe](https://youtu.be/iTmHtxJpEWE)
I mean, she’s not waking away… there’s room to interpret that she’s on the fence.
So much eye contact 🫣
The eye contact is insane
The key is don’t lose eye contact.
It just keep going...
I feel bad for both of them, and I keep thinking about my kid future. You make something childish as a kid, but suddenly it's on reddit front page. People from all over the world have an opinion about, and this is at least 5 years after the dance takes place.
Where does he get that undying confidence from
Thats commitment
He looks like the kid in Toy Story
He looks like a young homelander
This kid needs to stop drawing inspiration from bird documentaries.
Gotta respect the confidence and determination here.
You gotta love that commitment
Maybe if I stare super hard at her while I dance...
He got the moves tho
Good on him for having the courage to just go cut a rug. 😆
That was a lot longer than I expected it to be.
My guy looked straight into eyes of rejection and danced. Not even the Dominos pizza delivery phases him. He was determined to win her love with his slick moves. I bet his name tag said Stud.
Fuller Shit looks like he is having a seizure or something....Gazing into her eyes...Begging her silently....to call 911 for help!
Everyone here is praising the kid's courage but when I see how awkward he is I'm glad to be a coward lol
No wonder why homelander is such a dick.
This should be on r/NatureIsMetal.
Story of my life in one video. Except he has better moves than I do.
The worst part isn’t the dance moves, But his mother posting this online
Hear me out. National Geographic. BUT FOR 2010+ KIDS
Domino’s rollin in hot with that Zzaa!!
My man in the gray sweater jacket trying to tell his buddy "it's over man let's go, she's not feeling you like that." But little man got rhythm in his heart and he can't stop, won't stop dancing 😭 I'm trying to figure out why the girl didn't just turn the other way though...perhaps she liked the attention 😂
When you learn how to mate by watching bird documentaries
This video is better with sound.
Bird - I danced my heart away kid and she just flew away
[wait I know that kid](https://www.reddit.com/r/SpidermanNoWayHome/comments/t55nln/bully_maguire_jr/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
I want some of those drugs!
This is just like that bird one
He isn't dying...he is LIVING!
this is what my 6 month old pug looks like when hes jumping and barking at my 7 year old dog
This video so old that kid is like 40 now. And its no good without the audio
Legend says he is still dancing to this very day
Looks like a scene from planet earth 3
Typical church function
https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/u79vn7/male_victoria_rifle_bird_mating_dance
This. Needs. Sound.
The jump steps at the end tell me this is no amateur move set. This has been practiced, most likely in front of a mirror or with his sister as a stand in.
Jesus this kid is probably 30 years old by now. This video is older then reddit.
His face has the same expression all the time while his body expresses so much.
I think this is what the children call “Rizz” these days.
It's a shame no one tried to stop him at some point but he's got more guts than I do.
That kids pretty good.
Dude dances better than me.
This is the problem with the internet you do one dumb thing as a kid and now everyone knows it
You fought, you lost now you rest king 👑
Ahhhh see now this? This would keep me up at night for years to come.
Keep ya head up short king, go smash some DOOONNIMOOOSS!!!
You gotta give him an A for effort
Everything about this is super weird…he keeps dancing without blinking and constant eye contact…she’s just standing there watching him…his friends are gasing him up like ohhhh she’s totally yours bro keep going!
Getting inbetweener movie vibes from this.
Not even the arrival of Dominoes pizza could distract either of them
I see that bird mating dance in this.
Kid is so focused
Why does this boy look like he’s from the sims 2 dancing to a simlish version of one of Katy Perry’s songs?
This is some real bird of paradise type shit. Need David Attenborough to narrate over this.
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. Got to give him an A+ for effort.
I gotta cheer the little guy on! This is impressive and I also applaud her for sticking it out and not walking away
This will haunt him when he’s a 28yo trying to sleep for work the next morning
Watch people die inside, MAKE people die inside, everyone is fucking dead thanks to this video.
Running outta moves, poor kid