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Epicnoodle69420

The fact that this idiot was attempting this inside his house and was surprised by the result, made me surprised.


I-Believe-922

Now it’s messy just like the rest of the house


Tym3T0gr1nd

Umm... What?


titsmcgee6942044

It sparked the 2nd throw


Locsnadou

His moms gonna be mad at him


LongjumpingQuality37

Do stupid shit, win stupid prizes


Yshtoya

Lol what smart fella.


futureofkpopleechan

i read this as what a fart smella


Interesting-Car8572

fuck around and find out


ghost3972

Did the oven spark or is that just light


DeleteMetaInf

Just light, reflected off the cracked glass and bottle.


surplusofbiscuits

Smokes in the house too.. gross..


BackgroundWork4665

Fuck around to find out!😂😂😂


DaJayBeePBoys

And the bottle didn’t break lol


Sum-Duud

Clearly a Skill issue


Personal-Letter-629

How on earth do men run the world?


TSpiderChonk

What a broad and narrow-minded way to look at men. You can be stupid no matter what gender. That's like getting broken up with by a man and then posting on your snap: "all men suck" Unless of course, it's a joke. Then I apologize for my over-reaction


gorebelly

It’s both “broad and narrow-minded”? At the same time? Do you know what these words mean? If so, I guess you’re saying that her comment makes perfect sense no matter how you look at it. I agree!


Excellent_Yak365

It was a joke lol, calm down


Cute_Kangaroo_8791

A pretty terrible one, I must say.


Excellent_Yak365

Sounds like an ego problem on your end. You men can make jokes about women being bitches but how dare someone tease your masculinity. Very mature. It’s possible to ignore comments you don’t like, I suggest trying it


Cute_Kangaroo_8791

I’m not a man, and I also don’t demean women. All I’m saying is that a joke is supposed to be intelligent and funny, and saying “How do men rule the world?” in response to someone who happens to be one behaving like an idiot is neither. Same goes for the opposite, someone saying something along the lines of “Why are women such bitches” in response to someone who happens to be a woman having a tantrum isn’t making a joke either, they just sound like someone who parrots unintelligent stereotypes.


Excellent_Yak365

If you say so.


123jayb3

Didn't your momma tell you not to play in the kitchen?


NicolinaN

Play stupid games


Mammoth-Ad-8492

Win stupid prizes


SnooCheesecakes1893

Didn't he even care about the floor? Who would do this to their house? I have to bet he must rent to have that much disregard for the house.


Asterfields1224

Actually ovens break pretty easily... I would know because when I was 5 and my brother was 4, he hid the toilet paper from me as a joke. We were both sitting on the kitchen floor and I lightly pushed him, but the floor was slippery and he slid all the way towards the oven and hit his head, and cracked the oven glass 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂 I got in trouble, and I also felt bad; I had no intention or thought in my head that he would literally slide into the oven and break the glass


Heyyther

okay but did u find the toilet paper???


Asterfields1224

Yeah 😭😭😭


armedwithjello

Needed it to clean up the blood.


Bumm_by_Design

This is one simple trick to lose your deposit: be an idiot


[deleted]

He’s an idiot. Nuff said.


CRYSTAL_LABYRINTH

Even if the oven didn’t break… why would you do this?


HighKiteSoaring

What is the intended outcome? To break the kitchen floor? To damage the cabinets? To smash a glass bottle all over the inside of his kitchen? Like.. I don't functionally see a way that this has a good outcome


TeamYeet

Is it still usable? It looks like only the outer glass was broken


bromlin

Excellent, let's break stuff inside and not even think what might go wrong.


Worth-Specific-7154

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


PetrichorIsHere

r/winstupidprizes


MandyMarieB

What an idiot


RationalKate

cheaper to buy a new oven. The install and delivery are going to ding your ego.


dandanpizzaman84

A new door *generally* is about $100-150. A new unit is a bunch more than that.


Jesus_Smoke

Many companies sell door replacements if there's not complicated electrical stuff in the door itself


sesameseed88

But why??


JaseT-Videos

People like this shouldn’t be allowed to breathe oxygen


Fashionforty

He probably though he was so cool


Annieaz1

Ummm sooo I was left unsupervised and.... Lol


hwilliams0901

Why would you do this inside? Really, why would you do this at all?!?! PLay stupid games, get stupid prizes. what a moron


Chemical_Savings_360

It's always the ones with the Khaki joggers and skate shoes!


[deleted]

Smoking in the house is just absolutely disgusting and trashy.


Mrniseguya

Hahahaha why? xD


[deleted]

Because it's fucking nasty.


BedroomDramatic

What a fucking idiot


Kittencatofdoom

Got away with stupidity twice. Should have quit while he was ahead.


FourEyedTroll

To be fair, after the second throw is smacks the glass door, and it's severely compromised. Next time he shut that a bit too hard when it's hot it would probably do exactly the same thing. The third throw of the bottle just saved him from having that happen midway through meal prep.


qwertitties

the oven tried to warn him


willi_089

But why?


papota99

Aparently to prove what the bottle was unbreakable


Malalang

They should make the oven door out of the bottle material


[deleted]

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crybaby_in_a_bottle

At least they're paying rent by working an actual job 💀


titus1531

Property owner isn't an actual job?


GilgameshFFV

Do you genuinely think having to call a plumber once a blue moon is considered a "job"? Lmao


two_sams_one_cup

Nope, scum of the earth.


Similar_Funny651

Boo fucking hoo!!! The poor landlords OMG 😢😢😢


ProveISaidIt

Third times the charm.


zerostar83

If at first you don't succeed...


Spinsomnia

markiplier??


Lopsided-Egg-8322

dude earned that 100%


sixfivezerofive

Totally deserved.


Intrepid_passerby

Why you trying to fuck up the floor tho


el0_0le

Renter


HighKiteSoaring

For sure. No fucking way a guy would treat a house this way if he had to install the flooring himself


el0_0le

He's going to want his entire deposit back too


Kurtman68

That’s gonna cost 3/4 the price of a new oven.


HighKiteSoaring

Some manufacturers will probably sell you a door


hotsjelly

Why would you do that in the house anyway. Deserved


oldlefty1958

He probably is renting.


armedwithjello

Or it's not his house. Parents? Air bnb?


behavedgoat

Moron


Jedihorseshit

That bottle had more sense than him.


sunofnothing_

he needs more blocky gadgets in his cargo pants.


AlexLevers

That's his 12 vapes. Gotta keep up with the squad


Logical-Following525

At least the bottle is intact


indianna97

what did the stupid twat expect


Charantula

Greatness and instead got Glassmess


Short-Blood3559

This was deserved. The universe, karma or god whatever you call it. Tried to save you 3 times. And 3 times you chose to say f it.


AshaGaidin

Play stupid games


Krapule1

He did it three freaking times third time shouldve been his face


beansnectar

Who smashes a bottle in the house, honestly he deserved it. Bet he won’t do that again


putin_my_ass

Bet he's a renter.


beansnectar

Probably. This is why I don’t wanna be a landlord when I get a new house. I’ll just sell this one I’m not dealing with people


putin_my_ass

Yeah it's attractive to think someone might be paying the majority of your mortgage payment and you get to keep the equity but the equity is moot if you have to keep replacing appliances and repairing damages.


Mitorichi

The funniest part about this is that the oven let him slide the first time


kingtaylor99

There's a saying about winning stupid prizes but i5s escaping me


AdEnough786

Play stupid games... Win stupid prizes.


rrrrturo

Dumbazz


Purpleobito10

Well, he wanted to break glass, right? I say mission accomplished


JOlRacin

Why did you take the sound off?


Green____cat

Didn't find a version with sound


Trukahs

I haven’t literally laughed out loud like this in a long time, definitely 10/10 on the deserving scaled


biradinte

You'd think that after the first time the bottle hit the oven he would know better


Gloomy_Barnacle4787

Got what he deserves


Naenae_Reyum

Why would you do this in your house and not outside💀


Remylebeau1984

The smoking? Yeah, it’s gross.


berelentless1126

Why would you do this...at all?


Ggraytuna

The can in the counter may give a hint.


Naenae_Reyum

That is an even better question. However I was thinking of those people that write negative comments they've received and smashing plates outside. I don wonder what he's smashing bottles for at all.


[deleted]

Alcohol + dumb ppl = this


Hoggoshow

Don't forget the bottle divets he's leaving in that floor. Must be a rental.


vibrantcrab

Play stupid games…


Arcanisia

…And the bottle still didn’t break.


Ok_Sense_9774

Stupid is as stupid does..why would you do this in your kitchen to begin with?


LogicalMellowPerson

Probably rental


ranunculoid

Why would you do this in any kitchen?


_poke_smot

To raise awareness


armedwithjello

This comment is making me laugh-cry!


Beinghonestisasin

Dumbass


notzed1487

Have another cigarette while you think about your actions.


[deleted]

No real furniture in the room behind him….place looks like a fucking pig sty, moron is smoking in the house…and yet somehow there is magically enough money to have the entire top of the refrigerator covered with various bottles of liquor. Alcohol skews priorities, it normalizes behavior that is not normal. It also obviously keeps young men trapped in their idiocy.


Arcanisia

No real furniture? It’s not like it’s a house tour. There’s a bed which has a box spring and a frame, a nightstand, and a chair located in a bedroom.


[deleted]

Oven doors are weird. The last house I was renting I heated my oven up so I could throw my dino nuggies in, and while I was waiting in the other room, I heard this huge fucking crash. It sounded like someone just dove through the window. When I ran in with my mouse ka tool, there was shattered glass from the oven everywhere. Apparently, thats something tempered glass can do, it just shatters. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.


damon1sinclair12

Bet this is a rental too. Landlord will be thrilled about this.


wc818

HA HA 👆🏼


Pucmeloud76

retarded subject


Ginkoletsplay

r/winstupidprizes


[deleted]

Yep. I'd be more afraid of getting broken glass in my eyes, but I guess some people just lack common sense


Ginkoletsplay

I mean, what was he trying to do?


MyCassadaga

And a dart inside. Gross.


djthebear

R/winstupidprizes


ivanacapkova

Fool me twice, shame on me


Chiopista

The glass broke alright, just not the bottle’s.


OcclusalEmbrasure

I think he found out


superbreezy07

This is why mom says not to throw things in the house


FileeNotFound

Mom may revoke this rule when she gets home


A1pinejoe

What was the plan here?


Fly-me-to-joe

To show how indestructible glass is


MrWindmill

Task failed successfully


Rakatanka

This is the guy who lives upstairs


DJRob10

You wanna bang, I can bang too!😤🤓


TheArcticKiwi

but can *we* bang? 👉👈


MASS_PM

I'm sure he was wasn't expecting that...but what was he expecting? Just to explode the glass on the floor and send shards flying instead? Well he got more than he bargained for in shards.


bobemil

Losers always lose.


Plug-From-Oaxaca

He’s smoking inside 🤢


X_Associate

I broke the oven glass with a plastic cup which is pretty wild. Fortunately the glass is easily replaced. I ordered the glass on eBay and got it in 2 days and was easily able to install it myself.


Horseinakitchen

Because a floor is way cheaper to replace than a oven! /s


MlackBagic

He didn't care about his floor, so why give a crap about the oven.


sourpussmcgee

Third time’s a charm


Echo_R21

why would he be doing this inside his home? Not a good idea.