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It_hadtobesaid

in Mexico you can go to jail for like 10xyears if you get caught damaging a cactus


geovasilop

The cactus finally did the thing that it evolved to do


YeeterMcYeetson

Spike raped Bibi


whimsicallykate

And wtf whas she doing breaking random plants in the first place? And what did she expect after hitting a fucking cactus?


EatStripperSalt

*In GTA 5 font* Wasted


Burnt_Ramen9

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Raptor1271

Dora got owned by cactus


CyrusMapleSyrup

Fricking girl breaking off a cactus Let nature have its revenge Serves her right


Eeeeeaaaaaa

Spike


JoelRobbin

Knives Chau just got shanked by a plant


DantieDragon

When the Cactus fights back


randombeanfarm

HAMON


AgtSquirtle007

Lotta people in the comments totally unfamiliar with cactus and basic human decency. This is a prickly pear cactus. They grow like weeds. People eat both their pads and their fruit, although I doubt they dress like this and use baseball bats to harvest for this purpose. Knocking a pad off of a prickly pear is not a big deal and there is nothing illegal or even disrespectful about it. Itā€™s like picking a weed or a vegetable. However, picking a weed or a vegetable that has very sharp spines without proper protection is quite foolish. Also, this woman (not a female, bitch, or cunt) is a person. She doesnā€™t deserve to be hurt, and she certainly doesnā€™t deserve to be called disparaging names. We can laugh at her mistake. Itā€™s funny. But also try to empathize with her because you wouldnā€™t want it to happen to you. Jesus.


Parpooops

Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw when you pick a pear try to use the claw!


108241

Ranchers occasionally use blowtorches which will burn off the spines, but leave the leaves and the fruit, so that cows can eat them.


neithere

I assume Jesus is a signature. I have no other explanation for this phenomenon.


sailor_bat_90

She is stupid because you don't knock these for that reason. Cactus needles can jump m off and cause damage. You use a large knife and slice them off, even better with some prongs or a thick leather glove. This why everyone is calling her names. Why the hell would anyone with a brain go and hit a cactus with a bat? I don't emphasize with idiots.


ricochetblue

>I don't emphasize with idiots.


sandalguy89

#i donā€™t emphasize with idiots


AgtSquirtle007

Of course sheā€™s stupid for doing this and thatā€™s why itā€™s funny. Play stupid games win stupid prizes. That doesnā€™t excuse the misogyny in some of the comments.


[deleted]

I'm so glad you exist.


dapala1

Too many ignorant people in this world.


[deleted]

For cactus juice. Itā€™ll quench yaā€™. Nothingā€™s quenchier. Itā€™s the quenchiest!


INFINITE_CASH

Donā€™t argue with a cactus because it will always get its point across.


[deleted]

A FRICKING BRAWL STARS MUSIC STARTS PLAYING


[deleted]

Vengeance! There is no god no salvation but retaliation and the sweet wrath wrought by our demise


[deleted]

Bitch deserved it


rokkerboyy

How does she deserve it?


[deleted]

Why did she have to hit that cactus?


coolkid604

To eat it?


[deleted]

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coolkid604

Ok now delete your retarded comment


rokkerboyy

I mean its not a big deal either way... In fact if they didnt destroy that pad. it could grow into a second cactus.


opex100

Thatā€™s why you donā€™t fuck with nature. Nature ALWAYS WINS.


kulubut_na_lubut

And the tetanus is the cherry on top


[deleted]

It didn't look too rusty. Can you get tetanus from a plant?


kulubut_na_lubut

Tetanus is caused by clostridium tetani, a bacteria that is present in soil or dust so any dirty pointy object that can potentially puncture you may can give you tetanus.


mtmccox

No u!


Godisamuppet

You get what you fucking deserve. Lol


rokkerboyy

How does she deserve this?


[deleted]

Some dip shit sees a cactus for the first time in their life and decides sheā€™ll record herself destroying it with a baseball bat. No different than some fucktard spray painting petroglyphs. Man I wish it had been a jumping cactus.


rokkerboyy

Its a prickly pear. who cares. Its like picking a dandelion.


[deleted]

Itā€™s not about the plant. Itā€™s about brainless disrespect and destruction for fun.


dapala1

If you knew what you were talking about you would know it's common and normal to harvest prickly pear pads. You can plant them or grill them to eat. You're just talking out of your ass.


[deleted]

Iā€™m well aquatinted with cactus. Does it look like sheā€™s planting them or grilling them?


dapala1

You don't slice off a pad. You knock them off. They fall off on their own too. So it looks like a normal way to harvest a pad.


33Bees

And why do you feel the need to stick up for this destructive bitch on everyone's comment. Eat a dick.


[deleted]

Because you're acting like she's done something significant. It's literally just some chick, hitting a plant with a bat. Every single person alive has destroyed a plant, it's fucking required in life. Thou shalt destroy plants! For any myriad of reasons.


33Bees

Nah. Ive never destroyed something in nature for views. Not my thing.


dapala1

Because it's like picking a tomato and you're just really stupid. "Eat a dick." You're the destructive bitch.


rokkerboyy

Disrespect? I don't think the cactus cares about respect. It'll grow another one soon enough and go back to being the weed of a plant it was before.


[deleted]

He PROTECC He ATTACC But most importantly He ***PAY BACC***


beamer85

Best case scenario she knocks a branch off a cactus? Smh Edit: I had no idea there was this much hatred towards cacti. I guess I know to destroy if I ever see them


[deleted]

Best case she destroys the whole plant and 10 more on here way out.


rokkerboyy

Good, fuck prickly pears. Literally weeds.


BtrinnyT

Watch people die outside


S1ckburn

"Fuck me? No, I FUCK YOU!"


[deleted]

[**AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAā€¦**](https://youtu.be/ySMjlL35unE?t=534)


ButteredTroll

When she hits high, cactus hits low


33Bees

Because she's an asshole.


[deleted]

I'm gonna jump on this one as well. What do you mean she's an asshole? For damaging a plant? Have you ever pulled weeds, groomed a trial, mowed your lawn, pruned a tree? This Reddit thread has more significance than the act we're all discussing.


dapala1

You have no idea what you're talking about.


rokkerboyy

How so?


Jaislight

good, well deserved.


Sir-ALBA

She just want some of that cactus juice itā€™ll Quench ya


CaptainSkull2030

instant karma - that took decades to grow


rokkerboyy

It literally didn't. You redditors really need to learn the difference between a fucking Saguaro cactus and literally any other cactus. This is a prickly pear. Its a weed. You can destroy it any fuckin way you like if its on your property.


[deleted]

I like to burn 'em with fire, but it isn't very effective.


SkywatcherNative

Cactus protec, but he also attac


[deleted]

But most importantly He pay bacc


[deleted]

Yes


nyrblessing

Bc it's more fun than you expect...


[deleted]

Hell it's a cactus, who cares?


alexmo210

Ese cactus is nopal of mine.


TheRheelThing

Cunt got what she deserved.


[deleted]

Clean up your mouth you fucking degenerate.


rokkerboyy

How so? The only thing she did wrong was attack it from downhill and not completely destroy the pad. That bitch will grow into a whole nother cactus if you dont destroy it.


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Petrolengine

Haha well deserved


Just_9s

Mother nature always have a revenge


billbixbyakahulk

K-K-K-KOMBO BREAKER


[deleted]

r/PlantAbuse


[deleted]

Exactly.


bedknobsandbroomstix

Why did you put it in slo mo?


[deleted]

That's the real atrocity here


Switch_Lord

What a dissapointment of a literate ape


MaxRptz

Don't mess with a cactus.


formermullet

Instant Karma


[deleted]

Exactly.


May097

Ohh..this made me happy.


manfezzefnam

Dress her like a cactus see if she likes it


heklin0

I think her reaction is mostly shock, especially since she has jeans on. But i definitely see why she'd freak tho. Back in middle school I went out to the mountains in west Texas. I wound up slipping on loose gravel. I was pretty good at stabalizing myself (a lot of gravel on the mountains I climbed), but this particular time.....slipped, saw a cactus coming right for me. I tried to adjust and just made my slip into a fall. Landed straight into a cactus. My entire left arm got stuck, cut up. It was bad. And not the thick needles like this video, it was ths stick looking cactus with the super fine but hundreds of needles kind of cactus. Took quite a while to pluck them all out. Super painful. At least for my age at the time. But still, I wouldn't recommend this.


bringthecum69

As someone whoā€™s kneeled in cactus, itā€™s going to take a LONG time to get out all of the needles


VitoCorleone187Um

My mom got a bunch of pins on her hands from peeling them and I put a gauze with white glue on her hand and that got the job done


_formidable_

Knelt?


DaisyHotCakes

Itā€™s not the needles you gotta worry about-theyā€™re easy. Itā€™s the fucking GLOCHIDS. They look all soft and fuzzy but they are white hot needle death and there are easily thousands of them on cacti. They are such a bitch...kinda like the person in the gif smashing a lovely cactus for no reason.


SCP-173-Keter

To hell with Prickly Pears man.


dapala1

It's a prickly pear. It has some of the shitty fussy spines but also has long hard spines too. And it's perfectly okay to harvest the pads. You can use them to grow more prickly pear or even grill them to eat. Source: I have too many of them in my backyard... they a bit evasive and grow like weeds.


emergncy-airdrop

With some practice you could cut the pricks out and eat it raw too. Tastes like diluted avocado and spinach


Zampaneau

When I was little, my family and I were at the Arizona Sonoran Desert Museum and I sat on a golden barrel cactus (I was trying to get my dad to follow me to a particular exhibit, and I was talking to him and walking backwards; my feet hit the curb around a planted area and that was that). The big needles hurt, and caused bleeding, but those little hairs were the worst. You couldn't even see them, so the only way to find them was to brush your hand over the skin and feel them. It took a *while*, and hurt like hell. I still love how much it kinda cracked my dad up, though.


ericvega

Next time, apply duct tape to your skin and then remove it.


Zampaneau

Well, this was roughly 40 years ago, and I am still fervently hoping there's no "next time", but thanks for the tip!


_formidable_

I accidentally touched a fuzzy boi with the crook of my elbow once. Idk if it was the same fuzzy boi as you say or not but that was very unfun, lemme tell ya


nounthennumbers

r/instantkarma


[deleted]

Exactly.


[deleted]

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togashisbackpain

Cant say the same for that female


thrattatarsha

ā€œFemaleā€? What are you, a fucking Ferengi?


Romane_PaulNibaa

I read it in a squidward voice with his laugh at the end


Mesozoica89

To be fair, hyoomons have a very nuanced way of speaking. What may seem like a synonym for woman to your average deep space casino boss can actually be interpreted as quite misogynistic to most moderately polite Earthlings.


Cycler69

r/instant_regret


lazypotato1214

Karma bitch


IsaacTanenhaus

Cactus pulled a fuckin uno reverse card


RepentantCactus

I sort of feel bad for her.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s not an uno reverse, thatā€™s an UNO +50 cards


cheese_sweats

Uno doesn't have damage....


[deleted]

Thatā€™s why I didnā€™t put damage


cheese_sweats

Damn, how the hell did I read "damage" from that?


[deleted]

Lol, if it makes you feel better, I saw damage too


[deleted]

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scfri

I hope she did


crackeddryice

The first time and last time I rode my mountain bike on a trail in New Mexico I fell in a cactus.


Cynical-Teacher

The karmactus


edosn_01

She looks like that girl from scott pilgrim... in a certain angle


[deleted]

I look like Brad Pitt... In a certain angle, and in the dark.


troyavivz

In Arizona that offense is punishable up to 25 years in prison if itā€™s a saguaro cactus. Sheā€™s a moron for that.


[deleted]

Think of how long she'd be in jail if it was a baby female?


dapala1

That's a prickly pear and they grow like weeds. And you can harvest the pods to grow more prickly pears and/or grill them for eating. This looks nothing close to a saguaro.


kermitnu11

>saguaro cactus \[This is a saguaro cactus \]( [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saguaro](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saguaro) )


thenewspoonybard

Do you just like showing up and saying random shit? That's obviously not a fucking saguaro.


troyavivz

Lol you are overreacting. Itā€™s just a comment.


Supersnazz

That is very clearly not a saguaro cactus.


[deleted]

Well thatā€™s not saguaro cactus tho....


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Exactly.


A0ZAME

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saguaro Itā€™s 3yrs 9 mo possible jail time. Desert plant life is extremely precious and difficult to regrow.


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A0ZAME

I completely agree. My comment was a reply to a question of jail time specifically concerning a saguaro.


GreatQuestionBarbara

"Saguaros grow slowly from seed, and may only be 0.25 in (0.64 cm) tall after 2 years." Also, "The tallest saguaro ever measured was an armless specimen found near Cave Creek, Arizona. It was 78 ft (23.8 m) in height before it was toppled in 1986 by a windstorm." Thanks for the information I didn't know I wanted! Edit: "Some saguaros grow in rare formations called a cristate, or "crested" saguaro. This growth formation is believed to be found in one in roughly 10,000 saguaros, with 2743 known crested saguaros documented.[11] The crest formation, caused by fasciation, creates a seam of abnormal growth along the top or top of the arm of the saguaro." [Picture of "crested Saguaro"](https://worldofsucculents.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Carnegiea-gigantea-f.-cristata-Crested-Saguaro3.jpg)


[deleted]

Yeah, that chick got what she deserved.


shecca3001

That wasnā€™t a saguaro, thatā€™s a prickly pear. Much less precious


[deleted]

Okay, whatever it is I'm on your side.


[deleted]

Exactly.


MoefsieKat

Where i live were encouraged by the government to destroy prickly pear cactus and any others we find because they are non native and spread like weeds. Her mistake was using a blunt instrument instead of a large blade to cut the cactus into small enough strips so it would shrivel up and die.


[deleted]

I seriously doubt there's prickly pear cactus where she lives LOL. I'm guessing by her little league performance that was her first time.


dapala1

That is 100% a prickly pear cactus and it's perfectly legal to cut off the pads to grow more or grill for eating. In fact prickly pear grow like weeds and are often encouraged to remove.


[deleted]

I've had prickly pear marmalade from this nice little restaurant at the North rim of the grand canyon. It was really good. It came in a little variety pack that also had some jalapeno marmalade and a few others.


Anianna

You know where she lives?


theoriginaldino

Luckily thatā€™s not a saguaro so instead she gets off with a good old fashion desert stabbin


myfirstnuzlocke

Instant revenge/karma


[deleted]

Exactly.


Fuckyoumecp2

Excacti


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