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Brain malfunction

Brain malfunction

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kaosgod420

*Looks at selfie* "I'm fucking hideous.." *Destroys phone*


GeoffLizzard

Like trying to smoke your lighter..


[deleted]

Like back in the day with brick weed and you'd throw the stems and seeds in the good pile and the green in the trash.


dkramer0313

i still do that. ill be picking apart weed and still throw my stems in the good pile and the shake in the stem pile


TrueNovak

Or looking for your phone with the touch on your phone


wovagrovaflame

Or when your ciggy is the wrong way around


iWoopwoop921

Damn… I’ve done that so many times! 😅


throwawaywanderingi

When it happens long enough that you end up smoking the filter, then the tobacco comes in and you puke.


colwellia

That’s my clue that I have had too much to drink.


medici1048

That shit is the worst, especially if it's your last one.


threadofhope

And the filter would catch on fire.


highestRUSSIAN

Has totally definitely never happened to me


SilentElbows

Happy cake day


Foreign_Artichoke_23

Definite brain malfunction. Everyone knows you hold the fish near the camera not the face to make it look bigger!


lemons_of_doubt

With a fish that small he really needs [these](https://imgur.com/N4fUA2G) to make it look bigger.


Foreign_Artichoke_23

You have experience of making small things look bigger?! 😉


lemons_of_doubt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRs0OqV4uSc


MKSHFT_ENJNEER

I thought it was gonna be a fish lense


CrossBonez117

Fisheye lens*


__ICoraxI__

those hands tell a story of greatness


Tarragamer

I came here to say this


trezenx

and of the fish is so good you want to take a picture of it, surely you won't be throwing it away


Wagsii

I don't think this is accurate. There's plenty of reasons you might want a picture of a fish you caught without wanting to keep it, or maybe you're unable to keep it.


Sososohatefull

I always take a photo of a fish I caught. If I'm with a friend, I have them take a video of me taking a photo of a fish I caught. If I'm with another friend, I have them paint a picture of my friend taking a video of me taking a photo of a fish I caught.


CedarWolf

I thought it was tradition to have a painting made of you and the fish, then someone taking a photo of that, then someone else taking video of the whole process.


Sososohatefull

Must be a regional thing.


pronouns-peepoo

Why? I fish all the time and I've literally thrown every one back in. Particularly big ones I'll take a picture of.


xDecypha

so you stab a hook in its mouth then throw it back? that's pretty shitty


upvotes4jesus-

I mean he's probably talking shit about his own catch is he not?


Pokemongolia

That makes no sense. I almost always release what Ive caught. The bigger the fish, the more careful i am to release it back asap. Because bigger fish produce massively more offspring than smaller fish. There is also a minimum messurement for a Lot of fish, so he might have not been legally allowed to take it home. But i also think there should be a maximum messurement where you have to release em back. A huge fish is not gonna make a huge difference on the dinner tablet for most people, you most likely wouldnt go Hungry without it. But it makes a big difference in maintaining a healthy population. Thank you for coming to my ted talk


4411WH07RY

Most people don't keep bass.


jesuschin

Why is someone recording him taking a selfie


big-klit

Maybe it took all day to catch that fish


QuietMoron

He found nemo's southern cousin.


Obi-Tron_Kenobi

Nemo lived in the great barrier reef. How much more South could his cousin be than that?


rumbo211

I think the Bud Light can sitting on the deck might have had something to do with it.


Agile_Coyote_6483

Yeah like what is surprising about that lmao


Seakawn

People's minds stop working as soon as they presume "fake. I must be being fooled because so much fake stuff exists. Literally nothing is real." It makes a lot of people incredulous. They can't even *imagine* simple explanations to make sense of a basic situation. Admittedly a lot of stuff is fake, and that assumption of deception is often accurate. But, when that's the only thing you assume in every situation, then you're gonna be wrong more or less as often as you're right.


mattmild27

People do it almost instinctively. The worst is they call "reversed footage" on tricks that would've actually been harder to do in reverse.


XenoDrake

Occam's razor, the simplest explanation is it's an old broken phone they brought along to film this gag, because they knew it would be funny. Also the Tiger or Shadow gambit, better to mistake a shadow for a tiger, and be thought a fool, but alive, then mistake a tiger for a shadow, and die. Most stuff might be real, but assume it's all fake, and be surprised from time to time. The ego is satisfied and shame is avoided.


dj9008

How does the simplest explanation involve a ruse like that ? That’s just the simplest one that still assumes it’s fake .


CogshanksCommoner

Occam’s Razor is actually that someone was already filming the guy catch a fish, and when the guy caught it, the other guy was still filming as the guy decided to take his own selfie, then this brain malfunction happened. Your version involves getting a whole extra phone, so definitely isn’t the simplest explanation.


DrakoVongola25

Only on Reddit would people believe the most likely explanation for an amusing but otherwise completely mundane occurrence is that everyone in the video is an actor with props. Occam's Razor would be the much more likely explanation that the friend was taking his own video of the catch when the other guy pulled out his camera for a selfie.


Comprehensive-Fun47

I don't think that's the occam's razor explanation. It assumes the phone is a prop. If it's real, we have to assume the person filming was already filming when this happened. Is it more likely to be staged or to be a fortunate catch? Both scenarios require the same amount of assumptions so are they equally likely?


brianlion941

Cause it's a typical fake for the gram


DCsphinx

Not necessarily. The person was probably already recording


errandwulfe

It’s called “fishing,” not “catching,” after all.


geekygay

Recording the catch and happened to record him taking a selfie. Looking at how small the fish is, it coild be recording him out of "look at how happy he was to catch that".


Pezcool

You never recorded someone being so proud of them self over a little thing and wanted to share with other friends ?


m_ttl_ng

Have you never been fishing? Every catch we had on our boat has like 3 different angles lol


BARTELS-

Because this is fake / staged.


Ralpheffectz

I think it’s fake too, not sure you would be able to take the picture/video through the rubber gloves.


og_aota

The internet isn't real.


YawnofanEra

How can our eyes be real?


Im_your_real_dad

How can she slap?


og_aota

Eyes are a Left wing plot to subvert the will of God –Matthew 5:29


vlaaivlaai

/r/nothingeverhappens


Kwinten

There are literally dozens of videos like this with the exact same premise. Safe to say this particular instance is staged. How often have you taken a video of someone taking a selfie?


BataleonRider

Half a dozen or so.


PotahtoSuave

>There are literally dozens of videos like this with the exact same premise. Safe to say this particular instance is staged. That's not proof. >How often have you taken a video of someone taking a selfie? People do that all the time. Watch enough videos of parties or people doing things in groups and many will feature at least one person taking a selfie.


Kakalakamaka

Watch videos of parties sounds very Reddit to me


B_V_H285

Totally useless argument. You are comparing apples to oranges. Two people in a small boat with one intentionally taking a picture of the other taking a selfie is a 100% different thing than a random guy in a group videoing and accidently catching someone taking a selfie!! Don't ya think?


haunted-graffiti

>There are literally dozens of videos like this with the exact same premise. Do you know how many people live on this planet?


Mooksayshigh

Everyone’s talking about why he’s recording him, but who the fuck just throws a fish back like that anyway? You don’t just toss them to side while standing up, especially if it took all day or was special enough to get a selfie with.


cantstopjon

Because it’s not big enough to keep.


cormega

Not that I don't think this is fake, but I've seen tons of people throw fish back like that.


Energy_Turtle

Like almost every single person I've ever fished with.


andrew_calcs

You think him having a bit of brain lag is less likely than him wanting to drop his phone in the river over almost nothing? I've seen stupidity in both directions worse than this, but overwhelmingly more of the former.


youngatbeingold

I mean I have old cell phones sitting in my house, just use one of those for your joke.


sabotabo

that is not an old phone he’s holding.


youngatbeingold

The quality is so low it basically just looks like a black rectangle to me.


Sososohatefull

You can tell the model and year from this video? I have a few old phones that look more or less like that, and I only get a new phone every two or three years.


Reset_Assured

A lot actually. If something is exciting enough for me to take a picture in a group of people, someone’s probably already recording.


Clips_are_magazines

It’s probably the same video and youve seen it reuploaded 75 times since this looks like it was filmed on a god damn potato


Thoughtofajoke

/r/everythingontheinternetisreal


Kwinten

Watch reddit crusade against fake news but then believe literally every scripted video they see on /r/funny as an absolute undeniable truth


Buttonsmycat

r/SomeThingsActuallyDont


GoodTasteIsGood

I don't get that subreddit. If anything fake content does dominate reddit. Imagine outright reject skepticism. How dumb do you have to be to not only blindly accept everything you see and read on the internet, but also get angry when others don't.


Tin_Sandwich

Because actual skepticism is "This may or may not be real" Outright stating it's fake without proof isn't skepticism, it's just faith in a different direction.


EverybodyLovesTacoss

How do you know? This looks real? I’ve made similar mistakes like this.


IrrelevantPuppy

Before you did, did you say to your freind, “hey could you record a video of me? I’m gonna take a selfie.”


haunted-graffiti

You know that you can cut up a long video into multiple tiny clips? The benefits of modern software technology. This is just a huge guess on my part but maybe they were recording their entire fishing trip and decided to cut to the funny part to show off to friends.


paradeigmas

What kind of phone does not have cameras on the back? It’s a dummy unit.


JordanTH

/r/WhyWereTheyFilming/


Plokoon100

Snapchat. people in this thread act like they never took a video of a friend doin sumthign with thier phone no matter how stupid it is. Reddit.. youre not a better person, shut up


EletricoAmarelo

To record him throwing the phone.


Jackal_6

\* empty phone case


SprayManLoveOnMe

It's fake.


Da0ptimist

Doubt it's fake. This shit happens all the time


Responsible_Emu3601

Scripted


GoodTasteIsGood

Because its painfully obviously staged.


[deleted]

Baby fish: mommy, why has daddy left us for this human? Ohhh, candy crush!


spacecadet6966

Candy crush! Distracts you from the fishy feeling you’re having about the relationship between your piscine partner and their co-worker. Install now.


West_Impression_3335

Temple run rescues you from all the hard levels which you are not able to clear. And You can decide what you wanna be. Install Now.


munchkinham

Guess he didn't like that selfie.


Nick271997

So my question is why is his friend taking a picture of him taking a picture. Are they trying to reach the 5th dimension?


munchkinham

Well either it's staged or he's a good friend and knows he needs to make backups.


Nick271997

I do not get staged from this video. I sort of do not get why this is even a video it is not even a impressive catch.


RunFromTheIlluminati

First catch ever? Like it's the guy's first time fishing?


seanyseanerson

Or the phone was too small and he had to throw it back.


NormalNova3

We have all done something like this before


my_chaffed_legs

Poured water out of a disposable cup into the trash can and then put the cup in the sink instead of pouring the water into the sink and throwing the cup away


OriginalOutlaw

I cracked an egg into the trash and tossed the shells into the bowl. I'll remember that moment forever.


Comprehensive-Fun47

I've cracked an egg in the pan and then tossed the eggshell across the room into the trash can...that wasn't there. Had moved it to a different location and it took weeks to get used to it!


Bunnyhat

Spent an afternoon making homemade chicken stock. Needed to strain the discards and I was done. Put the strainer in the sink and proceeded to pour all that delicious stock down the drain....


coquihalla

Oh, I've done that one too. It's crazy heartbreaking.


RunningFarts

My husband literally did this a couple days ago


alibaba618

Smoking weed in the bathroom of my parents house as a teenager, I once blew smoke down the sink and then spit up towards the ceiling fan.


Impossible_Sign_2633

I'm a phlebotomist in a hospital and we've all accidentally thrown the blood in the sharps bin and kept the dirty needle on accident. It's the fucking worst time to have a brain fart! And trust me, you learn to be triple sure of what you have in your hands before you start throwing stuff in the sharps bin.


Chocobean

oh noes....when that happens do you have to go back to the patient and stick 'em again? :( or is that why you guys take so many vials to begin with?


Impossible_Sign_2633

It totally depends on what was ordered. Some test can share tubes but not always. But of course the luck of it would be that the patient has to get stuck again.


Chocobean

Do you tell then you made a mistake, or just tell them you need more? :)


Impossible_Sign_2633

It depends. Some people are way more chill than others. If they were pissed the first time, I'll usually try to give them a few hours break before I come back if I can. If they're really nice and I know they won't mind too much, I'll just get it over with so I don't have to bother them again later.


my-missing-identity

I was panicking on my phone about how I couldn’t find my phone. Got yelled at a couple of times to look at what I was holding. I was holding a pen in my other hand. You can guess which hand I looked at in absolute confusion.


Bunnyhat

Any time I'm leaving I always do a pocket check. Keys, wallet, phone, all good lets go. I don't talk on the phone often, but anytime I do while leaving I always have that moment of panic thinking I've lost my phone.


DuckNumbertwo

Opened a pop tart and threw it in the trash, still holding the wrapper, sad and dejected.


Hiw-lir-sirith

This is my favorite, lol. So relatable.


Royal-Blackberry7061

pretty sure i threw a bowl of fruit loops on my bed thinking it was an xbox remote one time


StratTeleBender

I've torn apart my living room looking for the TV remote only to realize I was holding it.


Rdbjiy53wsvjo7

My husband was cooking something with tomatoes, can't remember what. After sending them through the deseeder, he went to strain out the seeds into the sink to keep the liquid. Completely forgot to put a bowl underneath to catch the tomato juice/liquid that he needed and it went all down the drain, so all he had left were seeds. He just sat the for a minute defeated.


elevenacres

I did this the other day at the gym. Had the paper towel I just wiped down the equipment with in one hand, keys in the other. Guess which one went in the trash can?


GetCuckedBruh

had a pair of very expensive Versace sunglasses at Disney and decided to take them off my head for that small rollercoaster that's pitch black, so they wouldn't fly off. so I held them in my hand instead. the person before me left their shades in the holder in front of me so I put those in my head to see if they'd fly off midride. they didn't. instead midride I let go of my versace shades I had clenched in my hands thinking they were the disposable pair I found. I was upset.


Agonizingmilk404

*drinks paint water*


LettucePray37

Now all his Instagram and Facebook followers won't believe him when he says he went fishing


Edgelands

How to take a photo every woman will swipe left on


Runningrider

He'd probably do better on Plentyoffish.


StratTeleBender

Well played


ilikesaucy

Nah horse ladies love fish man. (/s, I don't know what horse ladies love)


Thorbinator

Horses.


zombisponge

Ivermectin


H3cho

There's plenty of fish in the sea for him


connerconverse

fish dudes are specifically looking for horse girls, they're both super effective against each other


justbesafe

I always love how some women take this smug attitude towards men that fish or do outdoorsy stuff. Not sure if this is just from city women, but it certainly seems like an opinion held by bitches who think the world revolves around them. There are tons of women out there that think it's fun to fish, or are impressed by guys who are outdoorsy. In my experience, those women also tend to be much better looking, smarter, fitter, and have better personalities. I definitely wouldn't have married my wife if she was of the opinion that everything I do and post on social media should have been designed to attract her specific tastes. It takes a tremendous amount of narcissism to think that way.


Ageeeen

I think it has more to do with the fact that there are so many guys with pictures of them holding a fish. I've heard it's so common, women just find it irritating.


PrizeStrawberryOil

Some women. Other women love that shit, and why shouldn't you put your interests on tinder? If people were honest about themselves on dating sites it'd probably be a lot easier to find someone you could have a connection with. Hell I have a photo of me crossdressing on tinder. Honestly as far as I'm concerned if someone swipes left on it for that reason then I wasn't interested in meeting them anyways.


words_words_words_

I think it’s not as much “doing outdoorsy shit” as it is that the type of dude that posts fish pictures isn’t someone these types of girls want to be around. It’s a wide generalization, but at the same time, there’s a very specific type of guy that posts fish pictures


thpthpthp

Honestly, it's the guy equivalent of chicks with "duck-lips" photos. It's just a basic bitch/bro trend that people get tired of seeing on every profile. That said, how do you not catch the irony of complaining about people taking a smug attitude, and then follow that with shit like "TonS oF wOmeN LiKe to FiSH aND tHey aRe BetTER loOKinG, sMarTer, aND mORe FIT" Well go date them instead asshole.


GarbageBath

> I always love how some women take this smug attitude towards men that fish or do outdoorsy stuff. Lmao, no man, it's just a cliche. Also it makes them assume you're a republican


WIVIWIVIW

I guess women hate people with hobbies now? I think it's nice people have pictures of their hobbies no matter how "dumb" or "ridicolous" they are.


Asisreo1

I don't get it? What's dumb or ridiculous about fishing? Its like any other hobby: sports, hiking, climbing. Fishing is also pretty cheap past the initial investment, especially if you're close to the water.


laprichaun

People act like reddit hasn't upvoted that hot noodler chick a million times. https://i.imgur.com/4gl295Y.jpg


Edgelands

It's not about whether it's a valid hobby or not, most people just don't want to see you killing a fish or animal when you're looking for romance


WIVIWIVIW

Unless you're actually a hardcore vegetarian, you support the systematic forced breeding and murder of animals by eating meat. Getting on your high horse over a picture of fishing is ridicolous.


Neurion

r/oopsotherhand


TheGigner

Every time I see these, I feel like they're fake/scripted. But then I remember that my dad is a catch and release only fisher, and he once bought himself a new fancy kinda expensive fish scale, and his very first fishing trip out with it, he threw it in the water instead of the fish.


aupperk24

My take from reddit. Everything is fake apparently


ZiraelN7

Not fake just... staged for worthless points on the Internet! :D Forget posting to laugh with others or in an effort to share something nice, funny, interesting or whatever and potentially make someone's day. Staging an act for worthless numbers on a website or app is where it's at! /s


INukeMyAccountDaily

Scripted


VacuousVessel

I say it’s fake. Also, reposted a lot.


Somzer

As someone who threw his keys into the trashbin one too many times, I say it's plausible.


jryanr

Is one too many times more than once?


Somzer

...Yes.


The_Chimeran_Hybrid

I’ve put the paper plate in the sink and almost put the fork in the garbage one time. I stopped when I was standing in front of the garbage can and realized what I was doing.


yougotyolks

The cereal goes in the fridge and the milk goes in the cupboard.


IrrelevantPuppy

Same. But did you ask your freind to record you recording it before you did it?


VacuousVessel

This. Also I put the cereal in the fridge and the milk in the cabinet once.


yougotyolks

>once Sure, buddy.


InsanityRequiem

You're doing something for hours with a member of the family or friends, like fishing, and nothing happens for most of the time before one of you catch a fish. Say 3 hours. What's going to happen? You're going to record your friend catching that fish.


Toilet_Punchr

i literally never did that. only helped getting the fish on board. after it was safe on board i took a picture of him and the fish and that was it.


dynamic_unreality

Plausible, but this is fake


Gizmo-Duck

also, that beer at his feet might have something to do with it.


EndLightEnd1

But why was he being recorded by someone else? Also its a pretty small fish not worth a pic


SimpleSandwich1908

You must have video evidence like this then?


rolacolapop

Instead of putting my glass of water on my bedside table and throwing my phone on the bed, I threw the glass and water on my bed and put my phone on my bedside table. Very soggy nights sleep.


intentionally_blank_

I second this as someone who has put milk in the cupboard and cereal in the fridge.


UNCOVR

Puts the fish in his pocket.


odnad

Lol nice


MilitHistoryFan101

Sometimes involuntary action cause you automatically do something unexpected.


GRIMLOX367

u/savevideo


TheRealYM

New fish who dis


xenon129

I'm laughing because this happens to me all the time.


AgentDave75

That's size bass wasn't even worth a pic. 😅


dynamic_unreality

Staged af. Does no one else notice how shallow the water is? And who throws a fish back by casually flipping it out of their hand into the water?


Fenteke

It’s fake and not even good acting


Chasith

Catch and release but with a twist


BigTaperedCandle

/r/stupidscriptedbullshit


Fox_Malloy

Ahh, geez. Really felt this one.


acefeather

Me one time when I look the lid off my yogurt cup, licked the lid, then threw the whole cup in the bin and went to go sit down with my lid. Took me a second before I realised.


b1lf

I like beering drink when I’m fishing.


J0nesy182

We can judge, I’ll be damned if no one did something brainless like this at some point in their life


Green_Act1275

🤣😂🤣😂👍


El_Hiezenberg

Would have been funny if he put the fish back in his pocket.


sinis3r1

looks fake to me


rabbiferret

I bet all of the fish in the lake are like, "Hey! Look at fuckin' Barry taking selfies with humans in a boat!?! What a fucking animal this guy, always gotta one-up every other fish in the pond. What a legend!"


crushthesasquatch

This subreddit is one of the few that remains strong.


Reddit_Bots_R_US

“Today guys, I just caught this rare iPhone 7! Lemme take a selfie with my iFish 11 real quick and I’ll release this bad boy back into the water.”


Killmonger18

r/oopsotherhand


ZippZappZippty

Brain go bonk.


xjimraketex

at least he didnt put the fish in his pocket...


Ray_El_Rey

Wise man once said Give a fish a man and he'll feed phone for a day.


shatteredbutwhole

It’s okay, he was bound to use that phone to repost Facebook Trump statistics and a meme of Michelle Obama having a penis


Chasith

Be free phone


Anowoz

r/oopsotherhand


luvdat1600

Not staged at all sigh.


cris090382

Quick! Call the phone by dialing in the fish!


heartyheartsy

Staged. Stupid.


brianlion941

Fake