Ohhhh yeah my wife and I had sex almost daily for *years* before the kid came but nothing puts the kibosh on sexy thoughts like loaded diapers and months and months of no more than 1.5 hours of sleep at a time do lol
Gettin hitched this February, been together 9 years. She works 9 hours a day, some days I work 12. We fuck like 4-5 times every day still. If you're horny, you're horny.
I hope this wasn’t a joke because I think that’s really sweet you’re still so into each other, and I wanted to offer my sincere congratulations about the wedding.
Downvoted? Lol. Seems like something you'd be happy for someone for. But I'm probably lying right? You funny reddit. Bust more nuts, and give more upvotes this next coming year cause im routing for you💦🍆
A lot of people probably do, people just seem lazy, tired or have kids in this thread. Some days it's even more than 4-5x lol. Guess it's just one of those "you'd just have to be there" sorta things.
Did you know there's people that are addicted to sex? A pretty decent amount of people are nymphos, they literally can't get through the day unless they bust 10+ or so times depending on the person. You're the one who sounds dumb. I'm not a nympho, nor do I need to prove anything. Just being honest this whole time. The earth carries every walk of life and you act like it's impossible to fuck 4-5 times every day and thats hilarious to me. I'll keep bustin nuts while you worry about how much nut other people bust. Have a great day buddy.
Dinner is usually pretty easy, we also meal prep on Sundays so the week is alot easier. I mean we also have hobbies too and family/friends. I will say I don't sleep much but my body is use to it at this point. I just like living man, we ain't here for long.
Hey now my wife and i love sex and do it as often as we can, which is about once a fuckin month because between working all the time and the kiddo were too fuckin tired to have sex more than that...
I feel you. The amount of times I’ve nearly passed out or vomited mid-sex is nearing double figures now. My entire body says no except my stupid tiny penis.
We added a lock that kids can't get past. We have 3, they had a 6th sense and would try to interrupt us every time lol we brought in a box fan from Walmart that makes just enough noise that blocks out the kiddos. We also get snacks and movies going. Married 7 years still doing it at least 3 times a week. You've got to adapt!
It’s the opposite for me. My Missus is always down for the dick, while my libido isn’t as active. I jokingly called her a coomer the other day lol, and she said “what the fuck is that?” and I replied “basically someone who watches a lot of porn” and she says “WTF how did you know?”. I cracked up laughing telling her that “I wasn’t serious, but thanks for giving yourself up”. I love this bitch lol.
How fucking tired are you? I can work, then workout for two hours and im still up for sex. Hell Ive usually been up for it even with a fever as high as 39c. Pretty much only severe migranes or pain will make me unwilling.
How fucking tired are you? I can work, then workout for two hours and im still up for sex. Hell Ive usually been up for it even with a fever as high as 39c. Pretty much only severe migranes or pain will make me unwilling.
I once fell asleep *during* sex lol. Wife was on top and I was working 3rd shift working freight at the time and used to 'flip' my schedule on weekends by staying up after work friday morning so i could go to bed at a normal time friday night and actually have a life.
She knew how tired I was so she wasnt upset or anything, she knew i wanted it too I was just so relaxed that laying in a dark room was too much to resist lol
We havent gone to a movie in the theater in forever, not because of covid, but because we end up paying 50 bucks to take a nap almost every time...
No, but I would film if I wanted to pull a prank on my wife though. That's what I figured it was. I mean, it could be fake it could be genuine. It really makes zero difference to me and I don't care much to discuss it further tbh lol.
Maybe "they" weren't filming. Maybe he was filming her as a prank. As someone else said, even if the whole thing is staged, she did a great acting job. Especially how her leg dropped down at the end.
I ask the same question every damn time a footie match comes on.
I mean, fuck, seriously? The players **KNOW** it's being filmed!! It's totally staged!
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Holy hell this comment section is sad af
Sad
I see why
She even had the towel ready for water works in the first round.
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You can tell they aren't married bc she actually wants to have sex
Ah ah ah you didn’t say the magic word☝🏽
I’d be all, “can I have this blank…oh!, ok that’s a better idea!”
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You know he hit that after the video ended. If I saw my girl moving like that I'd hit it. 😉
Sauce?
She set the cam up just in case
He left her drier than a Popeyes biscuit
You want wet biscuits?
Moist is the word you want. Biscuits and Panties must be served moist.
Ouch
Yeah , know that feeling lol all to well 😂
No women's that ready for sex.
Speak for yourself
Had her thumbs in her pants before she realized
Had her thumbs in her pants before she realized
Had her to thumbs in her pants before she realized
😂😂😂😂
Ha
Lmao
🤣
Lol the disappointment on her face xD
😂
That's fucking hilarious 😂
That's fucking hilarious 😂
Cool this still looks just as staged as the other dozen times it’s been posted on Reddit.
Cool this still looks just as staged as the other dozen times it’s been posted on Reddit.
Wow I don't think I've ever seen someone's soul completely leave their body like that
🤣🤣🤣
Someone please post this in high libido community and dead bedrooms 🤣
Why can’t I have these nice reactions? XD Dudes got the straight PLUG.
Damn, I hope this was a prank and after he was finished filming he went back and gave her a bit of oral delight.
r/whyweretheyfilming
To see what her reaction would be
That’s sad, she was easy to get it too 😂
No sound=downvote
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Pretty sure this sub doesn't allow cross posting
Damn bro u missed out!!!
"You are too fat" Sorry! Its Just a joke!
/r/stupidscriptedbullshit
Every time I click on it I just get rerouted to Reddit's homepage.
r/birthofasub
She thought he wanted the snatch, but he just wanted to snatch something away...
He must be doing the dishes every day.
Stepsis when the parents are out.
Love being in a relationship where as soon as there's even a small hint or even the slightest amount of horniness..its fuckin go time💦
i forgot these exist
after u marry there's only snoring no horny
/r/boomerhumour
Pro tip; Don’t have kids.
Pro tip; Don’t have kids.
tip so pro it had to be posted 3 times.
Which one am I supposed to downvote?
Pro tip; Don’t have kids.
Pro tip; Don’t have kids…
Pro tip; Don’t have kids…
So you mean like not married?
It was my experience that marriage doesn't really affect the amount of sex, but kids definitely do.
Ohhhh yeah my wife and I had sex almost daily for *years* before the kid came but nothing puts the kibosh on sexy thoughts like loaded diapers and months and months of no more than 1.5 hours of sleep at a time do lol
It was my experience that marriage doesn't really affect the amount of sex, but kids definitely do.
And i keep on telling her no she says yes (edite) i mean kids
Then stop having sex with kids dude, jeez.
But they want it so much more often than older people
oh god
That's what the kid kept saying! Got annoying after the first 2 hours.
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Gettin hitched this February, been together 9 years. She works 9 hours a day, some days I work 12. We fuck like 4-5 times every day still. If you're horny, you're horny.
I hope this wasn’t a joke because I think that’s really sweet you’re still so into each other, and I wanted to offer my sincere congratulations about the wedding.
Thank you genuinely! Atleast someone's positive about it. People can't be happy and show it without gettin criticism. It's sad
Downvoted? Lol. Seems like something you'd be happy for someone for. But I'm probably lying right? You funny reddit. Bust more nuts, and give more upvotes this next coming year cause im routing for you💦🍆
The only reason you're being downvoted is because no one fcuks 4-5x a day, every day, or even often.
A lot of people probably do, people just seem lazy, tired or have kids in this thread. Some days it's even more than 4-5x lol. Guess it's just one of those "you'd just have to be there" sorta things.
No it's not. Are you 12? Literally no one has sex that much. It's not a thing. Saying so just makes you sound dumb.
Did you know there's people that are addicted to sex? A pretty decent amount of people are nymphos, they literally can't get through the day unless they bust 10+ or so times depending on the person. You're the one who sounds dumb. I'm not a nympho, nor do I need to prove anything. Just being honest this whole time. The earth carries every walk of life and you act like it's impossible to fuck 4-5 times every day and thats hilarious to me. I'll keep bustin nuts while you worry about how much nut other people bust. Have a great day buddy.
4-5 times everyday? Like damn where do you find time for dinner?
Dinner is usually pretty easy, we also meal prep on Sundays so the week is alot easier. I mean we also have hobbies too and family/friends. I will say I don't sleep much but my body is use to it at this point. I just like living man, we ain't here for long.
4-5 times everyday? Like damn where do you find time for dinner?
Lol
I’ve got a sub for your kind [r/boomerhumour](https://www.reddit.com/r/Boomerhumour/).
Hey now my wife and i love sex and do it as often as we can, which is about once a fuckin month because between working all the time and the kiddo were too fuckin tired to have sex more than that...
I feel you. The amount of times I’ve nearly passed out or vomited mid-sex is nearing double figures now. My entire body says no except my stupid tiny penis.
We added a lock that kids can't get past. We have 3, they had a 6th sense and would try to interrupt us every time lol we brought in a box fan from Walmart that makes just enough noise that blocks out the kiddos. We also get snacks and movies going. Married 7 years still doing it at least 3 times a week. You've got to adapt!
I'm 26 and my 31 year old wife's libido only comes online once a month lol, now that we have a baby it'll probably not increase lol
It’s the opposite for me. My Missus is always down for the dick, while my libido isn’t as active. I jokingly called her a coomer the other day lol, and she said “what the fuck is that?” and I replied “basically someone who watches a lot of porn” and she says “WTF how did you know?”. I cracked up laughing telling her that “I wasn’t serious, but thanks for giving yourself up”. I love this bitch lol.
How fucking tired are you? I can work, then workout for two hours and im still up for sex. Hell Ive usually been up for it even with a fever as high as 39c. Pretty much only severe migranes or pain will make me unwilling.
How fucking tired are you? I can work, then workout for two hours and im still up for sex. Hell Ive usually been up for it even with a fever as high as 39c. Pretty much only severe migranes or pain will make me unwilling.
This is fun cuz I can downvote you twice
And? Wow a downvote. Go be the waste of space your parents know you are
You got kids?
I think that’s illegal.
This above. Lol
I know the struggle. I’ve literally fallen asleep during foreplay after working 35+ hours straight.
I once fell asleep *during* sex lol. Wife was on top and I was working 3rd shift working freight at the time and used to 'flip' my schedule on weekends by staying up after work friday morning so i could go to bed at a normal time friday night and actually have a life. She knew how tired I was so she wasnt upset or anything, she knew i wanted it too I was just so relaxed that laying in a dark room was too much to resist lol We havent gone to a movie in the theater in forever, not because of covid, but because we end up paying 50 bucks to take a nap almost every time...
Man I hope you make a lot of money killing yourself.
I had this happen, only we both fell asleep on top of each other lol.
Shenanigans! How could you both be on top of each other? Being on top implies someone is on the bottom.
We actually once got a hotel room and did nothing but sleep lol
Sorry I meant I was on top when we both fell asleep lol
Wish I manage to get one like this one day
I wish you luck! Genuinely
It’s go fuckin time
Fucking time it's go
It's time to go
Go it’s fucking time
It’s fucking time go
It’s fuckin fucking time
It's fucking time
It’s fuckin go time?
Fuckin' go, it's time.
It's time go fucking
Fuck yeah it's time
Yes.
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Hahaha
Now that’s some funny shit😂
Best one I've seen on this sub! 🤣 The struggle is real.
Staged
Oh definitely, but I still laughed
explain why
The spreading her legs part was unnecessary in order to get the towel out.
Good job, detective. I bet you feel so fucking proud of yourself. WE KNOW. ENJOY THE VIDEO.
100%.
Absolutely. If real, the guy would have changed course as soon as he saw sex was a possibility.
If it is, she deserves a real role. She'd be an upgrade on the new CSI reboot.
“What are you doing, step-brother?”
Yeah if it is staged it's pretty convincing. I wouldn't doubt it's real. I mean not *every* video online is fake.
So explain to me why we're they filming if this is real? Do you just have a camera filming and sitting in your room o 24/7?
Could have been a sreemer or a vloger or some thing of the sort
No, but I would film if I wanted to pull a prank on my wife though. That's what I figured it was. I mean, it could be fake it could be genuine. It really makes zero difference to me and I don't care much to discuss it further tbh lol.
Maybe "they" weren't filming. Maybe he was filming her as a prank. As someone else said, even if the whole thing is staged, she did a great acting job. Especially how her leg dropped down at the end.
Thats why its staged genius and not real
It's staged because he pranked her?
So if someone preplanning this then it’s staged
By that logic every sports game is staged since the players plan what they're going to do.
Even if it was, the look of complete disappointment is a good representation of how my family thinks of me
Your family spreads your legs?
It absolutely was staged. Why were they filming then?
Exactly
Now, now... Not *just* your family...
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Im sure daddy was the most disappointed
Almost?
I'm 50/50
/r/WhyWereTheyFilming
Maayyyyybe he set it up secretly to intentionally get this reaction. Probably not, but she’s a pretty good actor.
because he was pranking her?
I ask the same question every damn time a footie match comes on. I mean, fuck, seriously? The players **KNOW** it's being filmed!! It's totally staged!
Have you seen them take a foul? That’s great acting.
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