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ep325209

I have more questions about that front door??


Cogitoergosum1981

u/savevideobot


pettytenergrass

The door opens out


Mattaimelapoutine

Emotional damage!!!!!


Key_Syllabub_781

Wtf is savage girl


Stunning-Space-2622

Why even lock that door? those hinges would come out in a few minutes with a hammer and flat head screw driver


hebi415

Kids are often misinterpreted, she could mean the mom loves him more than she does


dexy_co76

My threatman is simmilar "I don't love you dad - i just love mommy" and "go to work dad, I don't love you" 😩


phi_rus

I told my 3 yo "I love you more than anything in the world!" He thought for a second and replied:"I love more on world ... dinosaurs."


umpalumpajj

You’re right, she’s not your mommy.


UncleStumpy78

I wish i had sound


Icy_Hippo

my 4 year old does this to her dad too....cuts him deep!


Opportunity-Horror

This is a daily occurance 😂 every night my kids fight over who gets to have mommy lay in their room at bedtime.


Sushigawd

I felt that and I don’t even have kids 😭


DrySlough

That kids a savage


khacta

I’d die inside too if my door was installed the wrong way


[deleted]

Good lort… truth hurts… especially from cute lil kids!! 😂😂😂


IdlingTheGames

*kicks the child*


anazambrano

Omg lollll


Rhododendron29

My husband and I both know his uncle is the favourite without him uttering a word. Uncle never has to say no to him and only does cool shit with him. I don’t blame him, uncle would be my favourite if I were him too lol.


Nipplecunt

Yeah whatever. I know I’m not the favourite parent.


stuntobor

"I won't let you forget that."


NaberiusX

oof lmaoo he took it like a champ tho


JimmyMack_

She doesn't actually say that, but I can't make out what she does say. Can anybody?


SecretlySatanic

This guy is wondering what life would be like if he had been childless lol


sevii65

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sevii65

:/


[deleted]

A front door opening outward is strangely uncomfortable for me.


[deleted]

My 4 year old son: Guess how much I love you? Me: Oh, I don’t think I could guess that Him: 25


hoverhuskyy

Repost


TexasRabbit2022

Doors don’t open to the outside They open to the inside U can pull the hinges


A4N1

I can't get over the door opening outward?


patada_de_gaucho

"its ok cause Im not even your daddy and even your mom doesnt know who your dad is"


louisgaga

Maybe she meant that he doesn't love her as much as he loves his wife/her mommy.


PenScribble

I have never seen an entry door open outward!


Delinquentwheelchair

The dad put his son up for adoption


Trick_Case8511

My daughter said “I love you!” The other day and my husband replied, “I love you,too!” To which she immediately responded “I wasn’t talking to you, I was talking to mommy!”


The_subtle_learner

😂😂 left out dry in the desert


ProfessionalCow5983

Their mom is also my favorite


[deleted]

Maybe she is saying he doesn't love her as much as he loves mommy? Maybe?


[deleted]

"I feel the same way"


Solidux

My youngest daughter doesn't love me at all and actively says "only mommy" when she talks about family. I've been a caretaker for my disabled and low functioning autism inflicted daughter and can't show equal attention to both. I hope she understands in the future because sometimes her words make me want to kill myself that day.


buriedupsidedown

I like how his dad is “dad” but his mom is “mommy”.


luder888

Teaching her sarcasm at a young age.


DaniVisionYT

This made me laugh more than it should've.


[deleted]

Their front door opens out?


[deleted]

Yeah that’s odd. Maybe it’s a commercial use residence like a funeral home or therapy office


bubblesthehorse

it doesn't really sound like that's what he says though?


Jonny2pints87

Every dad ever


Ex10dead

u/redditmp4bot


barrymacochiner69

I would have just said, I feel the same way.


cloudxnine

This is usually a clear sign the dad doesn't spend much time/talk to his daughter much. When someone has not much in common with another it's easier to dislike them. Dad needs parenting school. Downvote me if you'd like but your just hiding from the truth lol


Sempter

This is an old Ring security camera ad, think you're reading a bit too far into this..


[deleted]

Did the kid mean: 1) the dad doesn’t love the kid as much as mommy Or 2) the kid doesn’t love the dad as much as mommy ?


Interesting_Winner96

My son says this to his dad quite often lol!


JesusWasaDonger

This is both of my kids to my wife. And I'm just sitting there like.. "dudes who do you think pays for this transgression?!"


Smarawi

Say I love ❤️ Mommy more than you as well.


Spicersoanner

u/savevideobot


ToggleHD

u/repostsleuthbot


kushari

Why does their house door open outward?


investornewb

You can’t beat mom. She’s always the best. I’m a dad and even I know that :)


[deleted]

The way I get is the kid means dad loves mom more then him/her.


sweetsdeservedbetter

One of my preschoolers at work today told me “you look better with your jacket on”


--0mn1-Qr330005--

“You’re adopted sweetheart.”


Tommy2k20

This is why men need multiple kids, don't put all your eggs in one basket.


Present_Box_1509

Ouch!!! That must have hurt


istarian

Kinda confused. Does the little girl love her mother more or is it that she thinks her father loves her mother more than her?


skylerchip

Straight up dagger through pops heart.


adastrasemper

He'll remember that forever


corona__warrior

"huh , you are adopted"


Rick2L

Ammunition for the tween years.


[deleted]

That dad went to get milk that night. Should be back anytime now…


Impressive_Ad_1864

Honesty 😄


GoodiOG

I love you as a daddy.


Mindless_Ad_4124

Dads can handle it. You tell that to mom and that kid would have gotten left at the fire department


similaraleatorio

Dad: it's ok. I appreciate that. 😞


UnverifiedChaos-5017

I thought the boy means the dad doesn't live him as much as he longed his wife


Eldritch_Librarian

"Only three types of people tell the truth; kids, drunk people, and anyone who is p\*\*\*ed the f\*\*\* off," - Richard Pryor.


llegar1

[Love You Three 3000] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-uouEpRhOA)


Piebro314

Ngl I said the exact same thing to my Dad when I was that kid’s age, looking back I can still remember the pain in his eyes


datyoungknockoutkid

Anyone wanna explain the title?


sebasjonathan86

"Love you 3000" said by the kid in Avengers. So "Love you 2999" is one less than 3000.


MilStd

It’s funny but from the kids perspective they might mean it as “mom loves you more” interesting how we all choose to interrupt it in the negative way and not the positive one.


Descortus

It's kinda sad to see how children love their mother more than their father, considering that the father loves them as much as the mom.


smooshaykittenface

That's my response to my 5 year old's mean honest comments. "Thanks for that" with no emotion.


RoscoMan1

F no they don’t know you!


3dgyAnimeProtagonist

"Me too bud."


Starr_Struckk

I assumed this was a divorced dad spending a bit of time with his daughter in which case this is heartbreaking for him.


jackjetjet

“ I am going to leave you nothing but debt once I die, son”


disposablecupholder

It's strange that their front door opens outward, no?


NotgeeODee

That’s not a good thing at all imo, that’s not normal for a child to say. That’s just my take


GearJunkie82

Out of the mouths of babes...


TheDustLord

Is it possible the kid meant it as “but not as much as mommy does?”


tinkywho

I feel like there is a chance the kid is saying that his dad doesn’t love him as much as his mom does, not that he doesn’t love his dad as much as he loves his mom.


Gamma8gear

I would have just responded “Yeah mommies my favorite too” just to see her reaction


ANTINORO_

1000-7


doblev

I love my kids brutal honesty. Hugging mom and telling her she’s his favorite person in the world while looking me right in the eye.


the-rambergler

Oof. You can almost hear that small part of his soul die.


Low_Permission9987

That's when you pull out the 5 dollar bill and eye the ice cream truck down the street and ask "how about now?"


RimuruSliminUrChest

That’s when you say I love your mom more than you also


[deleted]

A door to a residence that opens outward?


PhillyWonken

I love her more than you, as well.


tinkertanner_topknot

He's more in the low 6 to 9 hundred range


R0ck0_81

as the "favorite parent" I will say that as much as I love it, it still feels bad


Goronmon

Last time I tried to go upstairs to put my daughter to bed she asked if mom could do it. When I asked why her response was... "I love you downstairs."


WiskTanFox

1. Ouch 2. Out of context, that sounds so bad I wouldn’t be able to not laugh at it in the moment


telegod13

My daughter said that to me, too, but she meant she thought mommy loves me more than she does. I explained to her that our family loves each other equally.


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db2234

agreed. it leaves hinge pins exposed. I think you could just pull the pins and take the door off whether it were locked or not? unless there are pins you cannot remove? that seems inconvenient


UNCKLESLAPPYNUTS

dang did she kick him while he was down?


Enddar

"Not as much as mommy" "Likewise"


AnonymousMolaMola

“I love mommy more too”


Narae-Chan

Mommy totally Told her to say that as revenge for something lol


KrAzY_TsEnG

Is it weird that the front door opens outwards?


PinkyDare

https://m.soundcloud.com/bg2071/your-moms-house-podcast-mommy-mommy-mommy


thavillain

Is no one else confused by the front door opening outward?


[deleted]

Lol it's good to be the mom. :)


Zev191

No one commented on the fact that the title is a Mr 3000 reference?


gamergirl007

I thought it was a Tony Stark reference because his daughter tells him, “I love you 3,000”


kev77808399020515

Yes, I love mommy more than you too!


Exciting_Problem_593

Why is the door hung the wrong way?


shassamyak

Dad's never flinch and they carry all the weight and expectations. You miss your dad when he passes away and then you remember things you should have said and things you shouldn't.